Kansas City Breath Mints (Gamma 2)
This page is about an alternate universe Short Circuits Team. For the mainline Team, see the Kansas City Breath Mints.
The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Liquid Evil division of the Liquid Conference. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Gamma 2, Season 1.
Roster
| Lineup | Rotation |
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| Shadows | |
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Former Players
Incinerated
- Jam Robbie (Season 1, Day 6; replaced by Silvio Teacup)
- Curtis Zebulon (Season 2, Day 76; replaced by Onyx Capybara)
Discharged
- Demarco Invasion (Became a Static Charge; Season 2 Election)
Season 1 Results
45-54 record, Did not qualify for Postseason
Gamma 2 was the 1st Short Circuit, lasting 2 Seasons taking place over 2 weeks. In Gamma 2 Season 1, the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 11th in the Evil League, and 20th in the ILB.
Roster Changes
The Breath Mints experienced 1 incineration during Gamma 2 Season 1:
- On Day 6, Jam Robbie was incinerated and replaced by Silvio Teacup.
- This was the first incineration of the Circuit.
The Breath Mints experienced 1 reverb during Gamma 2 Season 1:
- On Day 65, the Breath Mints had several players shuffled in the reverb.
- Magma Provolone and Magi Melcon swapped positions, causing Provolone to become a batter and Melcon to become a pitcher.
- Billup Gruyere and Giannis Harper swapped positions, causing Gruyere to become a batterand Harper to become a pitcher.
- Dee Cage and Demarco Invasion swapped positions, causing Cage to become a batter and Invasion to become a pitcher.
- This was the first reverb of the Circuit.
Notable Games
In Gamma 2 Season 1, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:
- On Day 6, Jam Robbie was incinerated and replaced by Silvio Teacup, the first incineration of the Circuit.
- On Day 43, Billup Gruyere pitches a no-hitter versus the Baltimore Crabs.
- On Day 65, the Breath Mints had several players shuffled in the reverb, the first reverb of the Circuit.
Election
Amplifications
- More Muscles passed with 11,574 Votes, 80% of all Decree Votes
- The Breath Mints were boosted.
- Batting 1.3 → 1.5
- Allan Rossi was boosted.
- Batting 1.3 → 1.5
- Curtis Zebulon was boosted.
- Batting 0.3 → 0.6
- Magma Provolone was boosted.
- Batting 2.2 → 2.5
- Yusuke Pinball was boosted.
- Batting 1.5 → 1.8
- Lina Jackpot was boosted.
- Batting 3.2 → 3.4
- Billup Gruyere was boosted.
- Batting 1.3 → 1.4
- Silvio Teacup was boosted.
- Batting 1.6 → 2.2
- Dee Cage was boosted.
- Batting 3.0 → 3.2
- Muggsy Moss was boosted.
- Batting 2.1 → 2.5
- The Breath Mints were boosted.
Season 2 Results
54-45 record, Did not qualify for Postseason
In Gamma 2 Season 2, the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 6th in the Evil League, and 9th in the ILB.
Roster Changes
The Breath Mints experienced 1 incineration during Gamma 2 Season 2:
- On Day 76, Curtis Zebulon was incinerated and replaced by Onyx Capybara.
Notable Games
In Gamma 2 Season 2, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:
- On Day 9, Giannis Harper pitches a no-hitter versus the Miami Dale.
- On Day 76, Curtis Zebulon was incinerated and replaced by Onyx Capybara.
Election
Charges
- Charge
- The Breath Mints Discharged Demarco Invasion.
- DEMARCO INVASION BECAME A STATIC CHARGE
- + Static
- Charge - 100% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
This Filing - 99% of Breath Mints Charge Votes
Final Odds - 99% chance of happening.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Chants
- Hot cheese! (Magma Provolone)
- Kraft singles! (after hitting a single)
- Zeb! (Curtis Zebulon)
- Whats! (Demarco Invasion)
Fan Works
Videos
- Curtis Zebulon was a Blaseball Player 🦓 Circuit Breakers ⚡ by @rostilicious
- The Worst Pitcher You Know Just Threw a No Hitter 🚫🏏 A Blaseball Story ⚡ by @rostilicious
Gallery
Magma Provolone by @gaymaul
Yusuke Pinball by @gaymaul
Demarco Invasion by @gaymaul
Demarco Invasion by @gaymaul
Curtis Zebulon by Discord user 🌳 The Sad Tree Dude 🌳#7240
Muggsy Moss by Discord user 🌳 The Sad Tree Dude 🌳#7240
Magma Provolone by Numbersninja
Lina Jackpot by Numbersninja
Dee Cage by Numbersninja
Curtis Zebulon by Numbersninja
Billup Gruyere and Magma Provolone delivering Demarco Invasion to The Microphone by Numbersninja
Billup Gruyere and Magma Provolone delivering Demarco Invasion to The Microphone by Numbersninja
Demarco Invasion and The Microphone by Numbersninja
Demarco Invasion and Saoirse Singh by Numbersninja
| Players | Batters | |
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| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows | ||
| Buried | August Sky | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 · Full List |
| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Ballpark | Kansas City FreshDome | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Max Betmint · The Spearmint · Dr. Reverbo · Kacey Greens Jr. | |
| History | Kansas City Breath Mints' History | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| "Fresh Breath, Here We Come." | ||
