Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 23

🍬 Kansas City Breath Mints
Season 23
Dates	July 19, 2021 – July 25, 2021
← Previous	Season 22
Next →	Season 24
Results
Postseason	Underbracket Division Series: Lost 1-3 against ✨
Overall Record	38-61
Wins	44
Partytime	Day 84
Divine Favor	24
Division	6th in Mild Low
League	11th in Mild League
ILB Placement	22nd overall
Modifiers	Early to the PartyThis Team or Player will Underperform in the Lateseason.  Free WillThis Team will receive an Extra Will in the upcoming Election.
Incinerations	2
Players swept elsewhere	1
Community Chest Loot	Day 23, Marco Stink   + Cryogenic Blood Bat Day 51, Jon Halifax   + Golden Rock Sunglasses Day 79, Mooney Doctor II   + Hearty Skate Glove
Renovations	Big BucketsIf a home run lands in a Big Bucket, it scores an extra Run.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Echo ChamberIn Reverb, Echo Chambers will occasionally provide Reverberating and Repeating modifications to Players for game-long use.  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  HoopsWhen a Player hits a Home Run, the next batter can go up for an alley oop to score an extra Run.  Anti Flood PumpsWhenever a Flood happens in this Ballpark, its Filthiness is greatly increased.  Ball PitEvery Foul Ball hit in this Ballpark will add 5x the eDensity that it normally would. Reverb ++ Solar Eclipse +
Light Switch	ON
Birds	-46
Balloons	1437
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.  TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.  Sun 30When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.  BalloonsA small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.  Bird HotelWhen the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.  VoicemailWhen the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.  Sun .1Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.  Phantom Thieves' GuildIf the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows.  Equal SunA home run during a game's final out ties the game.  Sum SunWeather. Each successive scoring play by a Team within a half inning is worth an additional Run.  MAXIMUM SUNScoring plays in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β23 1 - Jon Halifax + Kina Larsen 🍬 Fax Machine β23 1 + Leo Baron ✨ Thieves Guild (🍬) β23 25 - Kina Larsen + Leo Baron 🍬 Fax Machine β23 25 - Rodriguez Internet + Bright Zimmerman 🍬 Voice Mail β23 25 + Nicholas Mora 🏝️ Thieves Guild (🍬) β23 35 - Leo Baron + Jon Halifax 🍬 Fax Machine β23 35 + Bobbin Moss 🚤 Thieves Guild (🍬) β23 38 - Mooney Doctor II + Rodriguez Internet 🍬 Voice Mail β23 41 - Jon Halifax + Mooney Doctor II 🍬 Fax Machine β23 41 + Artemesia Teixeira 🔱 Thieves Guild (🍬) β23 50 - Mooney Doctor II + Rodriguez Internet 🍬 Voice Mail β23 55 - Mooney Doctor II + Leo Baron 🍬 Fax Machine β23 56 - Winnie Hess + Mooney Doctor II 🍬 Fax Machine β23 63 - Helga Washington + Ryuji Ngozi 🍬 Incineration β23 63 - Jon Halifax + Khulan Sagaba 🍬 Incineration β23 67 - Leo Baron + Winnie Hess 🍬 Fax Machine β23 68 - Ryuji Ngozi + Bright Zimmerman 🍬 Voice Mail β23 76 - Khulan Sagaba + Kina Larsen 🍬 Voice Mail β23 81 + Dunlap Figueroa 🕵️ Super Roamin' β23 90 - Dunlap Figueroa 🛠️ Super Roamin' β23 99 + Julianne Jones 🍬 Postseason Birth β23 108 + Dunlap Figueroa 🗣️ Super Roamin' β23 117 - Dunlap Figueroa 🏋️‍ Super Roamin' β23 EL + Uncle Plasma IX 🍬 Blessing (🍬) Season 12: Uncle Indemnity β23 EL - Winnie Hess + Winnie Hess 🍬 Blessing (🍬) Season 17: Set the Table β23 EL - Bright Zimmerman 🥧 Roamin’ β23 EL - NaN 🥧 Roamin’
Latesiesta
Renovations	+  StablesWhen any Team scores 25+ in this Ballpark, any Instability in the Ballpark will be stabled. +  Ball Pit
Gift Shop	Early to the Party, Team Edition   +  Early to the Party Steel Chair Drop   Mooney Doctor II   + Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality   +  SteeledThis Player has Steeled themselves against incoming attacks.   Overall 19.1 -> 19.1 + 0.7 Squiddish Egg Drop   Mooney Doctor II   + Squiddish Passionate Egg of Fourtitude   +  The Fourth StrikeThose with the Fourth Strike will get an extra strike in each at bat.   +  SquiddishWhen a Squiddish player is incinerated, they'll be replaced by a random Hall of Flame player.   Overall 19.1 -> 19.1 + 0.2
Other Events	Ratification   -  Stables   -  Fax Machine
Postseason
MVPs	Winnie Hess   +  Ego+This Player has a boosted Ego.
Tidings
+  Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...
Party Favors
Team Roamless Crate   +  RoamlessPlayers cannot Roam to this Team.
Blessings
Season 12: Uncle Indemnity   🍬 + Uncle Plasma IX, Rotation Season 17: Set the Table   🍬 - Winnie Hess, Rotation   🍬 + Winnie Hess, Lineup Season 19: Underhanded   Mooney Doctor II   +  UnderhandedWhen this Pitcher allows a Home Run, the polarity of the Runs or Unruns will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs). Season 21: Big Head Mode   Rodriguez Internet   +  2xEvery Run that this Player bats in or allows will be multiplied by 2.   +  Ego+
Post-election
Leaving roamers	Bright Zimmerman   🍬 - Bright Zimmerman, Lineup   🥧 + Bright Zimmerman, Lineup NaN   🍬 - NaN, Shadows   🥧 + NaN, Shadows

In Season β23, the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 11th in the Mild League, and 22nd in the ILB.

In the postseason, The Breath Mints were seeded 2nd in the Mild League Underbracket, and lost 1-3 versus the Yellowstone Magic in the Underbracket Division Series.

The Breath Mints received 1 Party Favor in the Election, gaining the Roamless modification. The Breath Mints won 4 blessings in the Election, adding Uncle Plasma IX to their rotation, moving Winnie Hess from their rotation to their lineup, granting Mooney Doctor II the Underhanded modification, and granting Rodriguez Internet the 2x and Ego+ modifications. No Wills were offered this Season.

Following the Election, Bright Zimmerman and NaN roamed from the Breath Mints’ lineup and Shadows respectively, both joining the Philly Pies.

Roster

The starting roster of Season 23.

Lineup	Rotation
Rodriguez Internet Helga Washington Jode Preston Mooney Doctor II Marco Stink Leach Ingram	Jon Halifax Winnie Hess
Shadows
Atlas Guerra 👥 Grey Alvarado 👥 PolkaDot Zavala 👥 Jordan Boone Justice Valenzuela Conrad Bates Adkins Swagger Hendricks Lenny Daniel Mendoza James Boy Wanda Fiasco Hops Chen Eizabeth Guerra 👥 Marquez Clark 👥 Kina Larsen 👥 Bright Zimmerman 👥 Trinity Roche 👥 Edith Patchwork Hierophantic Foible 👥 Vinathan Kelp NaN 👥 Kit Schenn

Season

Ballpark Renovations

• Stables - 2,545,427 Coins Spent
  • The Breath Mints built Stables in The Meadow.
  • The Meadow gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• Ball Pit - 2,360,656 Coins Spent
  • The Breath Mints installed a Ball Pit in The Meadow.
  • The Meadow gained the Ball Pit modification.
    • +  Ball Pit

Note: Fax Machine and Stables were Ratified, causing them to be removed from all Ballparks and made into Non-Physical Law.

Gifts

• Breath Mints received 3 Gifts! - 13,380,215 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🔥 Firefighters - 29%
    • 🦀 Crabs - 17%
    • 🔮 Data Witches - 9%
  • Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Breath Mints are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the Party
  • Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Mooney Doctor II dropped Underhanded Rock Socks of Strength.
      • - Underhanded Rock Socks of Strength
      • -  Underhanded
      • Overall 19.1 + 0.2 -> 19.1
    • Mooney Doctor II gained Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality.
      • + Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality
      • +  Steeled
      • Overall 19.1 -> 19.1 + 0.7
  • Squiddish Egg Drop - Wishlist #3
    • Mooney Doctor II dropped Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality.
      • - Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality
      • -  Steeled
      • Overall 19.1 + 0.7 -> 19.1
    • Mooney Doctor II gained Squiddish Passionate Egg of Fourtitude.
      • + Squiddish Passionate Egg of Fourtitude
      • +  The Fourth Strike
      • +  Squiddish
      • Overall 19.1 -> 19.1 + 0.2

Roster Changes

The Meadow’s Fax Machine was triggered 7 times, and the Ratified Voicemail triggered 5 times during Season 23:

• On Day 1, Jon Halifax was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Kina Larsen.
• On Day 25, Kina Larsen was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Leo Baron.
• On Day 25, Rodriguez Internet was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Bright Zimmerman.
• On Day 35, Leo Baron was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Jon Halifax.
• On Day 38, Mooney Doctor II was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Rodriguez Internet.
• On Day 41, Jon Halifax was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Mooney Doctor II.
• On Day 50, Bright Zimmerman was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Jon Halifax.
• On Day 55, Mooney Doctor II was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Leo Baron.
• On Day 56, Winnie Hess was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Mooney Doctor II.
• On Day 67, Leo Baron was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Winnie Hess.
• On Day 68, Ryuji Ngozi was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Bright Zimmerman.
• On Day 76, Khulan Sagaba was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Kina Larsen.

The Meadow’s Ratified Phantom Thieves' Guild convened 4 times during Season 23, stealing 4 players:

• On Day 1, Yellowstone Magic's Shadows player Leo Baron was stolen by the Breath Mints.
• On Day 25, Hawai'i Fridays' Shadows player Nicholas Mora was stolen by the Breath Mints.
• On Day 35, Miami Dale's Shadows player Bobbin Moss was stolen by the Breath Mints.
• On Day 41, Atlantis Georgias' Shadows player Artemesia Teixeira was stolen by the Breath Mints.

The Breath Mints had the Ratified Phantom Thieves' Guild activated against them 1 time in Season 23, stealing 1 item:

• On Day 14, Leo Baron's Trader Actual Clutch Helmet was stolen by the Core Mechanics, giving it to Ilane Snart.

The Breath Mints experienced 2 incinerations during Season 23:

• On Day 63, Helga Washington was incinerated while Unstable and replaced by Ryuji Ngozi. The Instability chailed to Jon Halifax.
• On Day 63, Jon Halifax was incinerated while Unstable and replaced by Khulan Sagaba. The Instability chained to Silvia Winner.

The Breath Mints had a player swept Elsewhere 1 time in Season 23:

• On Day 80, Jode Preston was swept elsewhere, returning after 0 days on Day 80 after being pulled back by Seeker Kina Larsen.

The Breath Mints had a player Super Roam on and off the team 4 times during Season 23:

• On Day 81, pitcher Dunlap Figueroa Super Roamed from the Houston Spies to the Breath Mints.
• On Day 90, pitcher Dunlap Figueroa Super Roamed from the Breath Mints to the Core Mechanics.
• On Day 108, Shadows player Dunlap Figueroa Super Roamed from the Canada Moist Talkers to the Breath Mints.
• On Day 117, Shadows player Dunlap Figueroa Super Roamed from the Breath Mints to the Tokyo Lift.

The Breath Mints experienced 9 parties during Season 23:

• Mooney Doctor II partied on Day 85, Day 86, and Day 98
• Leach Ingram partied on Day 87
• Marco Stink partied on Day 90
• Kina Larsen partied on Day 91
• Jode Preston partied on Day 95, and Day 97
• Rodriguez Internet partied on Day 98

Record Changes

The Breath Mints gained 1 Win due to Sun 2, and 4 Wins to Sun 30 in Season 23:

• On Day 38 versus the Yellowstone Magic due to Sun 30
• On Day 48 versus the Yellowstone Magic due to Sun 2
• On Day 50 versus the Yellowstone Magic due to Sun 30
• On Day 51 versus the Yellowstone Magic due to Sun 30
• On Day 54 versus the Moist Talkers due to Sun 30

Notable Games

In Season 23, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:

• On Day 7, Baltimore Crabs player Silvaire Roadhouse hits a ground out to Helga Washington, causing them to become Unstable. (Watch here on Before)
• On Day 14, the Breath Mints fax the Core Mechanics’ Underhanded pitcher Mindy Kugel. (Watch here on Before)
• On Day 58, the game is 0.1-20.3 in the Baltimore Crabs’ favor in the top of the 9th. Jon Halifax hits a 2-run home run in the final out, scoring 20.2 runs due to Equal Sun, tying the game at 20.3-20.3 and faxing out Crabs pitcher Montgomery Bullock who is replaced by Alston Cerveza. Unexpectedly, the game ends tied at 20.3-20.3, with the Breath Mints winning due to a floating point error. (Watch here on Before)
• On Day 60, Baltimore Crabs player Silvaire Roadhouse again hits a ground out to Helga Washington, causing them to become Unstable. (Watch here on Before)
• On Day 63, Helga Washington is incinerated while Unstable. The Instability chains to Jon Halifax, who is also incinerated. (Watch here on Before)
• On Day 83, Baltimore Crabs player Silvaire Roadhouse hits a ground out to Marco Stink, causing them to become Unstable. (Watch here on Before)

Election Outcomes

Party Favors

• Team Roamless Crate passed with 372,750 Votes, 95% of all Decree Votes
  • The Breath Mints became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless

Tidings

• Credit Denied
  • Final Notice.
  • Service Suspended.
  • Fire Sale.
• Executive Action
  • EMERGENCY ALERT
  • THE COIN FLIPS
  • OVER OVER
  • UNDER UNDER
• scoring play
  • BREATH MINTS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review

Blessings

• 
  Season 12: Uncle Indemnity blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • Uncle Plasma IX is weaker on their own.
    • -  YolkedThis Player is Yolked!
  • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Breath Mints.
    • 🍬 + Uncle Plasma IX, Rotation
  • Uncle Plasma IX dusts off.
    • -  DustThis Player is waiting to be Dusted off.
  • The Breath Mints had 14% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Spies with 34%
    1,556,880 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 17: Set the Table blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • The Breath Mints made a roster move.
    • 🍬 - Winnie Hess, Rotation
    • 🍬 + Winnie Hess, Lineup
  • The Breath Mints had 18% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tacos with 24%
    1,653,177 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 19: Underhanded blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • Breath Mints' random Player Mooney Doctor II gained the permanent mod Underhanded.
    • +  Underhanded
  • The Breath Mints had 5% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Pies with 24%
    4,414,701 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 21: Big Head Mode blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • Rodriguez Internet is now at 2x Magnification.
    • +  2x
  • Rodriguez Internet received an Ego Boost.
    • +  Ego+
  • The Breath Mints had 41% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    325,361 votes were cast.

Post Election

• Uncle Plasma has joined the ILB.
• The Breath Mints used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• Bright Zimmerman roamed to a new team.
  • 🍬 - Bright Zimmerman, Lineup
  • 🥧 + Bright Zimmerman, Lineup
• Bright Zimmerman was boosted.
  • Combined 12.9 → 13.3
• NaN roamed to a new team.
  • 🍬 - NaN, Shadows
  • 🥧 + NaN, Shadows
• NaN was boosted.
  • Combined 7.2 → 7.7
• NaN entered the Shadows.
  • Combined 7.7 → 8.4