Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 17

🍬 Kansas City Breath Mints
Season 17
Dates	April 19, 2021 – April 25, 2021
← Previous	Season 16
Next →	Season 18
Results
Postseason	N/A
Overall Record	44-55
Wins	42
Partytime	Day 87
Divine Favor	8
Division	5th in Mild Low
League	8th in Mild League
ILB Placement	17th overall
Players swept elsewhere	1
Community Chest Loot	Day 30, Marco Stink   + Greedy Metaphorical Bat Day 63, Jode Preston   + Head Cap Day 94, Rodriguez Internet   + Hard Bat of Intelligence
Renovations	Big BucketsIf a home run lands in a Big Bucket, it scores an extra Run.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Echo ChamberIn Reverb, Echo Chambers will occasionally provide Reverberating and Repeating modifications to Players for game-long use.  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game. Reverb ++ Solar Eclipse +
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β17 15 - Sandie Carver + Fynn Doyle 📱 Feedback β17 87 - Hewitt Best 🦀 Carcinization β17 87 + Hewitt Best 🦀 Carcinization β17 EL00 - Fynn Doyle + - 🍬 Will (🍬) Move β17 EL00 - Marquez Clark + Tiana Wheeler 🍬 Will (🍬) Foreshadow β17 EL - Tiana Wheeler ✨ Blessing (✨) Strange Attractor β17 EL00 - - + Hierophantic Foible 🍬 Blessing (🍬) Patchwork
Latesiesta
Renovations	+  Fax Machine +10% Forwardness +Reverb
Decrees
Smithy   The Meadow +  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.
Wills
Move   🍬 Fynn Doyle -> Rotation   🍬 Fynn Doyle -> Shadows   Fynn Doyle 6.9 → 7.6 Foreshadow   🍬 Tiana Wheeler -> Lineup   🍬 Marquez Clark -> Shadows   Marquez Clark 7.6 → 8.1
Blessings
Strange Attractor   🍬 -Tiana Wheeler -> Lineup   ✨ +Tiana Wheeler -> Lineup Patchwork   🍬 - Hierophantic Foible, Shadows   🍬 + Hierophantic Foible, Lineup

In Season β17, the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 8th in the Mild League, and 17th in the ILB.

The Breath Mints received 2 Wills in the Election, Moving Fynn Doyle to the Shadows with no replacement, and Foreshadowing Marquez Clark for Tiana Wheeler. Wheeler was then stolen with no replacement by the Yellowstone Magic via the Strange Attractor blessing. The Breath Mints won 1 blessing in the Election, calling up Hierophantic Foible from the Shadows to the lineup.

Roster

The starting roster of Season 17.

Lineup	Rotation
Hewitt Best Rodriguez Internet Jode Preston Marco Stink Helga Washington Kina Larsen Marquez Clark	Leach Ingram Uncle Plasma Mooney Doctor II Sandie Carver PolkaDot Zavala Winnie Hess
Shadows
Atlas Guerra 👥 Grey Alvarado 👥 Lucas Petty Jordan Boone Justice Valenzuela Conrad Bates Adkins Swagger Hendricks Lenny Daniel Mendoza James Boy Hierophantic Foible Wanda Fiasco Hops Chen Eizabeth Guerra 👥

Season

Ballpark Renovations

• 
  Reverb + - 5,932,870 Coins Spent
  • The Meadow will now have more Reverb.
• 
  Forwardness + - 5,730,647 Coins Spent
  • The Meadow became 10% more Forward!
• 
  Fax Machine - 4,785,986 Coins Spent
  • The Meadow unlocks Fax Machine!

Roster Changes

The Breath Mints had 1 player   during Season 17, who was later freed:

• On Day 5, Rodriguez Internet was   by San Francisco Lovers player Pitching Machine.
  • On Day 49, Internet was freed from their shell by birds.

The Breath Mints experienced 1 feedback swap during Season 17:

• On Day 15, Sandie Carver was swapped in the feedback with Fynn Doyle of the New York Millennials.

The Breath Mints experienced 9 blooddrains during Season 17:

• On Day 16, Philly Pies player Tiana Takahashi siphoned blood from 5 Breath Mints players using the Parasite modification.
  • Hewitt Best had their Overpowerment and Ground Friction drained.
  • Jode Preston had their Ruthlessness and Coldness drained.
  • Marco Stink had their Tenaciousness and Laserlikeness drained.
  • Kina Larsen had their Thwackability drained.
  • Helga Washington had their Overpowerment and Continuation drained.

The Breath Mints experienced 2 peanut reactions during Season 17:

• On Day 20, PolkaDot Zavala swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction.
• On Day 67, Marquez Clark swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction.
  • This reduced Clark to 0.0 hitting stars

The Breath Mints had a player expelled elsewhere 1 time in Season 17:

• On Day 31 Leach Ingram was expelled elsewhere, returning after 18 days on Day 49.

The Breath Mints experienced 1 reverb during Season 17:

The Breath Mints lineup after the Season 17 Day 71 reverb which placed Marquez Clark as leadoff.

• On Day 71, experienced a lineup shuffle.
  • Previous Order: Hewitt Best, Rodriguez Internet, Jode Preston, Marco Stink, Helga Washington, Kina Larsen, Marquez Clark
  • New Order: Marquez Clark, Jode Preston, Hewitt Best, Kina Larsen, Marco Stink, Rodriguez Internet, Helga Washington
    • Notably, this placed the newly 0-starred Marquez Clark in the leadoff position

The Breath Mints experienced 7 parties during Season 17:

• Marquez Clark partied on Day 91 and Day 99
• Fynn Doyle partied on Day 91
• Kina Larsen partied on Day 92
• Winnie Hess partied on Day 93 and Day 97
• Marco Stink partied on Day 95

Record Changes

The Breath Mints had 2 Wins swallowed due to Black Hole in Season 17:

• On Day 22 versus the San Francisco Lovers
• On Day 87 versus the Baltimore Crabs
  • As a result of the Crabs’ Carcinization evolution modification, Hewitt Best was stolen by the Crabs for the remainder of the game.
  • As a result of the Crabs’ Unholey modification, Fynn Doyle was compressed.

Notable Games

In Season 17, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:

• On Day 40, Marquez Clark steals home twice in one inning for the first time in ILB history. This is also the first and only time PolkaDot Patterson and PolkaDot Zavala faced each other as pitchers. (Watch here on Before)
• On Day 61, the Baltimore Crabs and Breath Mints finish the game with a 4-20 final score, for the first time in ILB history. During the game, the Crabs experience a lineup reverb. (Watch here on Before)
• On Day 83, Winnie Hess pitches their, and the Breath Mints, first Perfect game. (Watch here on Before)

Election Outcomes

Decrees

• Smithy passed with 968,906 Votes, 11% of all Decree Votes
  • The Meadow is granted a Smithy.
    • +  Smithy

Wills

• 
  Move
  • The Breath Mints vote to move Fynn Doyle to their Shadow Lineup.
  • The Breath Mints made a roster move.
    • 🍬 - Fynn Doyle, Rotation
    • 🍬 + Fynn Doyle, Shadows
  • Fynn Doyle entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 6.9 → 7.6
  • Move - 47% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
    This Filing - 32% of Breath Mints Move Votes
    Final Odds - 15% chance of happening.
• 
  Foreshadow
  • The Breath Mints chose to bring Tiana Wheeler forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Marquez Clark.
  • The Breath Mints made a roster move.
    • Tiana Wheeler -> Lineup
    • Marquez Clark -> Shadows
  • Marquez Clark entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 7.6 → 8.1
  • Foreshadow - 47% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
    This Filing - 100% of Breath Mints Foreshadow Votes
    Final Odds - 47% chance of happening.

Blessings

• 
  Strange Attractor blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
  • The Magic recruited Tiana Wheeler from the Breath Mints
    • 🍬 - Tiana Wheeler, Lineup
    • ✨ + Tiana Wheeler, Lineup
  • The Magic had 54% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    1,633,894 votes were cast.
• 
  Patchwork blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • The Breath Mints moved their best Defender Hierophantic Foible to their Lineup.
    • 🍬 - Hierophantic Foible, Shadows
    • 🍬 + Hierophantic Foible, Lineup
  • The Breath Mints had 3% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Flowers with 10%
    828,995 votes were cast.