Kennedy Alstott

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Kennedy Alstott was a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and was with the team from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season β3, Day 19.

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Alstott joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 19, Alstott was incinerated and replaced by Lachlan Shelton.


The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Raised by former Tampa Bay Buccaneers Fullback Mike Alstott, Kennedy Alstott put shame on their family name by choosing to play Blaseball instead of American Football like their father. Alstott continued this disgraceful lineage by siring Charleston Shoe Thieves batter Velazquez Alstott, who is 2.

Alstott did not often hit home runs, but when they did their favorite place to hit a home run was back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back. And to the left.

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