Theodore Passon

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Theodore Passon was a lineup player for the Miami Dale, and was with the team from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season β3, Day 6.

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Passon joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Miami Dale with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 6, Passon was incinerated and replaced by Sixpack Santiago.

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Passon reportedly strived to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he had on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could you— uh—" before mumbling unintelligibly, knocking the interviewer's hat into the harbor and running the other way. Passon's biggest goal was to one day attain the elusive 5-and-a-half star rating.

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