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During the Season β5 playoffs, in Game 4 of the 1st Round while the Moist Talkers led the Baltimore Crabs 2-1 in the series at that point. While down 1-0 with 2 outs in the 13th inning, Bates hit a clutch 2-run home run to shame the Crabs and clinch the Moist Talkers' first playoff series win. It was remembered as one of the most iconic moments in Moist Talkers history.
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Bates first played Blaseball for York University in the Canadian University League. After dropping out of university, Bates briefly ran a bed and breakfast. Bates returned to the splort, after his nephew visited him in a dream.
On Day 31 of Season 3, Bates had a yummy reaction to a Peanut and gained one whole star rating. Before this day, Bates had never consumed protein in his entire life. When asked about how he felt about the change at a press conference, Bates stared vacantly and reported that "Mooney [Doctor] has [put him] on a steady diet of protein shakes to see if [he will] improve [his] batting." 
After Lin Manuel Miranda's Hamilton was released on Dlisney+, Bates has begun to insist that he be announced to the plate as "Elijah!" the same way the ensemble says "Eliza." The Moist Talkers Coaches told him to get a couple more hits and they would think about it. At present, Bates does not receive any announcement when walking to the plate.
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