Beta/Season 7
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Beta/Season 7 will begin on September 14, 2020. The regular season will conclude on September 18, 2020, followed by the postseason and 7th Internet Series on September 19th, 2020. The Season 7 election will take place on September 20, 2020. It is the 6th season of The Discipline Era.
Notable Events
Instability
On Day 5, Seattle Garages pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers pitched her first game since returning from The Void. During the game, Hotdogfingers recorded Internet League Blaseball's first hit by pitch on Dickerson Morse of the Kansas City Breath Mints. Morse was marked[1] with the new weekly[2] modification Unstable. Hotdogfingers would go on to hit 2 more batspeople during the game, then continue to hit batters in her next two starts. No other pitcher has yet recorded a hit by pitch.
Ruby Tuesday
During the Garages' Day 30 (Tuesday, 15 September 2020) game against the Hades Tigers, Jaylen Hotdogfingers hit 3 batspeople during the game: Mclaughlin Scorpler, Moody Cookbook, and Zion Aliciakeyes, all of whom received the Unstable modification. In the top of the 3rd inning of the Tigers' Day 32 game against the Canada Moist Talkers, Cookbook was incinerated. The Game Log displayed a never-before-seen outcome for Cookbook's incineration:
A Debt was collected. Rogue Umpire incinerated Tigers hitter Moody Cookbook! Replaced by Carmelo Plums.
The Instability spreads[3] to the Moist Talkers's Elijah Bates![4]
Bates was incinerated in the 6th inning, spreading the instability to Yazmin Mason. In the 7th inning, Scorpler was incinerated, chaining the instability to Antonio Wallace. After the conclusion of the Day 32 games, the description of Unstable was updated to reflect players' higher chance of being incinerated during Solar Eclipse games and the description of Returned was updated to reflect the chance for Hotdogfingers to Return to The Void at the end of any given season. This update caused a siesta that delayed the Day 33 games by one hour.
During the Day 33 game between the Moist Talkers and Tigers, incinerations continued. Kiki Familia, the replacement for Bates, was incinerated in the 1st inning despite not having the Unstable modifier, which marked current record for shortest Internet League Blaseball career at 5.1 innings. Antonio Wallace was incinerated one inning later, chaining the instability to Moist Talkers pitcher Mooney Doctor. All in all, Hotdogfingers collected 4 debts over the two games. At the conclusion of Day 33's games, fans of the Moist Talkers and Tigers designated this event The Debt Collection, Tax Day, and finally Ruby Tuesday.
Ongoing Decrees
- Eat The Rich (Season 3): Funds from the top 1% of coin-havers will be redistributed to the remainder of Fans at the end of the postseason. This decree will remain in effect indefinitely.
- High Filter (Season 5): Fans may select a player as an idol. The Blood Bath will become a seasonal occurrence.
- Enhanced Party Time (Season 6): When a team is in Party Time -- mathematically eliminated from the postseason -- they'll have a chance of receiving random permanent stat boosts during their games.
Standings
Wild League | Record | Mild League | Record |
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Wild High | Mild High | ||
Baltimore Crabs 🦀 | 0-0 | Canada Moist Talkers 🗣️ | 0-0 |
Breckenridge Jazz Hands 👐 | 0-0 | Dallas Steaks 🥩 | 0-0 |
Chicago Firefighters 🔥 | 0-0 | Hades Tigers 🐅 | 0-0 |
New York Millennials 📱 | 0-0 | Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬 | 0-0 |
San Francisco Lovers 💋 | 0-0 | Seattle Garages 🎸 | 0-0 |
Wild Low | Mild Low | ||
Boston Flowers 🌹 | 0-0 | Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟 | 0-0 |
Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞 | 0-0 | Hawai'i Fridays 🏝️ | 0-0 |
Houston Spies 🕵️ | 0-0 | Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗 | 0-0 |
Miami Dale 🚤 | 0-0 | Philly Pies 🥧 | 0-0 |
LA Unlimited Tacos 🌮 | 0-0 | Yellowstone Magic ✨ | 0-0 |
Divine Favor
Ties: | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
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Team: | 🔥 | 👐 | 🚤 | 🏝️ | 👟 | 💋 | 🥧 | 🐅 | 🎸 | 🌞 | 📱 | 🕵️ | 🍬 | ✨ | 🥩 | 🦀 | 🍗 | 🌹 | 🗣️ | 🌮 |
Postseason
The top four teams of each league advance to the postseason. As of Season 5, teams alternate home games with the higher seed hosting first.
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Election Ballot
Decrees
The Decree with the most community votes will go into effect.
Icon | Name | Effect |
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Fifth Base | The Top 4 Teams of the Regular Season must run an extra base next season. | |
Walk In The Park | The Top 4 Teams of the Regular Season will walk batters on the 3rd Ball of an At-Bat instead of the 4th next season. | |
Bless Off | The Top 4 Teams of the Regular Season cannot win blessings in this Election. |
Blessings
Each blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.
Name | Effect |
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Popular by Association | OMG they noticed us. Steal a random player from the Idol Leaderboard. |
Champs in the Making | Steal 3 random players from the Internet Series Champion. |
The Iffey Jr. | Item. A sawed-off bat of protection. Impossible to wield. Minimize a Player, but they shield your team from incineration. |
Hot Sauce Packet | Single-Serving Heat. Make a random player on your team Spicy. |
Paracausal Event | Because, that's why. Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters. |
Headliners | Arrange your lineup in order of their Idolatry. |
Lottery Pick | Steal the 14th Most Idolized Player in the League. |
Blind Date | Steal the 21st Most Idolized Player on the Leaderboard. |
The Shame Bubble | Give all of the teams that are not in your division Targeted Shame. |
Closed Circuit | Plug in. Give your team Electric blood type. |
Humblebrag | Everyone kept chanting my name, it was SO EMBARRASSING. Protect a Player from being Idolized. |
Center of Attention | Look at me. Most Idolized player on your team gives double-payouts as an Idol. |
Scorpler's Jacket | Armor. Protect a random Player on your team from Incinerations. |
Hand-Me Downs | Steal Armor from a random player on an opposing team. |
Pretty Plz? | Feed your hitters coffee grounds. Team hitting changes anywhere from -5% to +15%. |
Exploratory Surgeries | Re-rolls your team's 3 worst pitchers |
New Recruit | Recruit a rookie to be the 10th player in your lineup. |
Downsizing | Remove the worst player from your lineup. Your lineup is now shorter. |
Jelly Legs | Stretch. Reroll your 3 worst Baserunners' baserunning. |
Stickum | Cover yourselves in the stuff. Re-roll your three worst Defenders' defense. |
Incinerations
When any player is in a match during a Solar Eclipse, there is a chance they will be incinerated and killed by a Rogue Umpire. Known cases of this in Beta/Season 7 are listed below.
Player | Team | Date | Replaced by | Opponent |
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Wesley Dudley | New York Millennials | Day 24 | Nandy Fantastic | Boston Flowers |
Moody Cookbook | Hades Tigers | Day 32 | Carmelo Plums | Canada Moist Talkers |
Elijah Bates | Canada Moist Talkers | Day 32 | Kiki Familia | Hades Tigers |
Mclaughlin Scorpler | Hades Tigers | Day 32 | Frasier Shmurmgle | Canada Moist Talkers |
Kiki Familia | Canada Moist Talkers | Day 33 | Quack Enjoyable | Hades Tigers |
Antonio Wallace | Canada Moist Talkers | Day 33 | Beans McBlase | Hades Tigers |
Dominic Marijuana | New York Millennials | Day 59 | Charlatan Seabright | Miami Dale |
Murray Pony | Miami Dale | Day 62 | Cannonball Sports | Baltimore Crabs |
Sebastian Telephone | Dallas Steaks | Day 67 | Gallup Crueller | Hades Tigers |
Peanut Reactions
When any player is in a match during Peanut weather, there is a chance they will "swallow a stray peanut"[5] and experience a permanent physical reaction, called either an Allergic Reaction or a Yummy Reaction. Known cases of this in Beta/Season 7 are listed below.
Player | Team | Date | Opponent | Reaction |
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Tamara Crankit | Breckenridge Jazz Hands | Day 37 | Baltimore Crabs | Allergic |
Theo King | San Francisco Lovers | Day 41 | Unlimited Tacos | Allergic |
Wyatt Quitter | Unlimited Tacos | Day 43 | Miami Dale | Allergic |
Deshellings
When a shelled player is in a match during Birds weather, there is a small chance for the birds to peck them free. The player will then gain the Superallergic modification. Known cases of this in Season 7 are listed below.
Player | Team | Date | Opponent |
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Jessica Telephone | Philly Pies | Day 63 | Canada Moist Talkers |
Feedback Swaps
When any player is in a game during Feedback weather, there is a chance reality will "flicker in the feedback"[6] and two players will permanently swap team membership. Known cases of this in Beta/Season 7 are listed below.
Player A | Former Team A | Player B | Former Team B | Date |
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Malik Romayne | Hellmouth Sunbeams | Joe Voorhees | Houston Spies | Day 60 |
Reverb Effects
When any team is in a game during Reverb weather, there is a chance that some portion of their roster will get shuffled. Reverb can change the order of the lineup, rotation, or the whole team. If the entire lineup is shuffled, there is a chance that batters will become pitchers and vice versa. Known instances of reverb in Beta/Season 7 are listed below.
Team | Date | Severity |
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When any player is in a game during Reverb weather, there is also a chance that players can gain the modification Reverberating which gives them "a small chance of batting again after each of their At-Bats ends." Known instances of reverberation in Beta/Season 7 are listed below.
Player | Team | Date | Opponent |
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Siphoning
When any player is in a game during Blooddrain weather, there is a chance that they can siphon stars from another player. This can affect any stat and any pair of players on opposing teams. Known instances of siphoning in Season 6 are listed below.
Instability
When any player is hit by a pitch from Jaylen Hotdogfingers, they become Unstable for the remainder of the 9-day week. Unstable players are more likely to be incinerated during a Solar Eclipse, and will spread Unstable to other players in the game. Known instances of instability are listed below.
Player | Team | Day | Source | Team |
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Dickerson Morse | Kansas City Breath Mints | Day 5 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
Stew Briggs | Kansas City Breath Mints | Day 5 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
Marquez Clark | Kansas City Breath Mints | Day 5 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
Jesús Koch | Canada Moist Talkers | Day 10 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
Eugenia Garbage | Canada Moist Talkers | Day 10 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
Elijah Bates | Canada Moist Talkers | Day 10 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
Marco Stink | Dallas Steaks | Day 15 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
Sam Scandal | Dallas Steaks | Day 15 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
Moody Cookbook | Hades Tigers | Day 30 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
Mclaughlin Scorpler | Hades Tigers | Day 30 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
Zion Aliciakeyes | Hades Tigers | Day 30 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
Elijah Bates | Canada Moist Talkers | Day 32 | Moody Cookbook | Hades Tigers |
Yazmin Mason | Hades Tigers | Day 32 | Elijah Bates | Canada Moist Talkers |
Antonio Wallace | Canada Moist Talkers | Day 32 | Mclaughlin Scorpler | Hades Tigers |
Mooney Doctor | Canada Moist Talkers | Day 33 | Antonio Wallace | Canada Moist Talkers |
Sebastian Woodman | Charleston Shoe Thieves | Day 45 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
Howell Franklin | Charleston Shoe Thieves | Day 45 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
Annie Roland | Yellowstone Magic | Day 50 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
Dominic Marijuana | New York Millennials | Day 55 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
Murray Pony | Miami Dale | Day 59 | Dominic Marijuana | New York Millennials |
Annie Roland | Yellowstone Magic | Day 60 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
Pedro Davids | Baltimore Crabs | Day 62 | Murray Pony | Miami Dale |
Conner Haley | Dallas Steaks | Day 65 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
Sebastian Telephone | Dallas Steaks | Day 65 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
August Sky | Dallas Steaks | Day 65 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | Seattle Garages |
Yazmin Mason | Hades Tigers | Day 67 | Sebastian Telephone | Dallas Steaks |
- ↑ Umpire Sunman [ump_sunman] (13 September 2020). (Message) -via #hot-corner, Blaseball Discord.
- ↑ In Internet League Blaseball, a day consists of 9 weeks. Weeks end and modifications disappear following the conclusion of games on days that are multiples of 9 (18, 27, etc).
- ↑ Following the siesta mentioned in this paragraph, the word spread changed to chained.
- ↑ https://blase.srv.astr.cc/game/4e3aadf4-ca4f-45c9-a258-446541939704
- ↑ Game Log. Blaseball.com.
- ↑ Game Log. Blaseball.com.