Annie Roland

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Annie Roland was a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic, and was with the team from Season β5, Day 40 until being incinerated on Season β10, Day 39.

Official League Records

Roland joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic after the incineration of Richardson Turquoise on Season β5, Day 40.

During the Season β5 elections, Roland received a combined 9.06 8.27 stat decrease as a result of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

On Season β6, Day 1, Roland siphoned some of Baltimore Crabs pitcher Brock Forbes's batting in a game with Blooddrain weather, increasing their own from 2.9 3.6 . Roland was the first to benefit from Blooddrain's weather effects.

On Season β7, Day 15, Roland siphoned some of Hades Tigers pitcher Nagomi Meng's batting in a game with Blooddrain weather, increasing their own from 3.7 4.3 .

On Season β7, Day 50, Jaylen Hotdogfingers hit Roland with a pitch, causing her to become Unstable. On Day 60, Hotdogfingers hit Roland with another pitch, making her the first player to become Unstable twice.

On Season β10, Day 39, Roland was incinerated and replaced by Bonk Jokes.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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Annie Roland was an avid hiker who had a lot of interesting friends. One of them was Bevan Wise, who invited her to hike in the Yellowstone area when she had the chance. As an arcanist and spelunker, Wise takes any chance he can get to enthuse about his team's incredible park, and he convinced Annie to visit and see what the place had to offer.

At first it offered amazing views, majestic waterfalls, and enough wild animals to shake a blaseball bat at, if you wanted to shake a blaseball bat at them. Annie was munching a granola bar and watching a bear catch salmon in a river on day 40 of Season β5. She didn't really follow blaseball, and hadn't known it was ill advised to be so close to the game.

When Richardson Turquoise was incinerated, another player needed to be added to the game. Blaseball has to keep going, after all.

The problem isn't so much that Annie was pulled into the game, but that she was sort of pulled through the bear, who came along at the same time. Now Annie Roland is a player for the Yellowstone Magic. She seems pretty enthusiastic about the whole thing, even though she turns into a bear sometimes now. Or the bear comes back and lets Annie take a break? It's a little confusing. But she's strong and able to take the hot blaseball sun and she doesn't have to go back to whatever job she had before this. Things are looking up.

Fan Works

Annie Roland is the focus of the following song(s):