Annie Roland

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Annie Roland was a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic, and was with the team from Season 5, Day 40 until being incinerated on Season 10, Day 39.

Official League Records

Roland joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic after the incineration of Richardson Turquoise on Season 5, Day 40.

During the Season 5 elections, Roland received a combined 9.06 -> 8.27 stat decrease as a result of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

On Season 6, Day 1, Roland siphoned some of Baltimore Crabs pitcher Brock Forbes's batting in a game with Blooddrain weather, increasing their own from 2.9 -> 3.6 . Roland was the first to benefit from Blooddrain's weather effects.

On Season 7, Day 15, Roland siphoned some of Hades Tigers pitcher Nagomi Meng's batting in a game with Blooddrain weather, increasing their own from 3.7 -> 4.3 .

On Season 7, Day 50, Jaylen Hotdogfingers hit Roland with a pitch, causing her to become Unstable. On Day 60, Hotdogfingers hit Roland with another pitch, making her the first player to become Unstable twice.

On Season 10, Day 39, Roland was incinerated and replaced by Bonk Jokes.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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Absolutely Unbearable

Annie is a park ranger for Yellowstone National Park Park. When they were young they got lost in Yellowstone as a scout. They grew up feral in the wilds. During their time in the wilds, they also became a werebear, who only turns into a bear known as "Roland" when there is a solar eclipse. Annie has no memory of their "Roland incidents." The Park Rangers recruited Annie for their intimate knowledge of the landscape, and their fierce protective love of the land. Annie has spent most of her adult life advocating for the untamed beauty of the wilds and picking up after Roland's messes. Annie often wakes up with zero coins and no memory of where they went. Annie hopes that the coins were donated to park conservation projects, however they sadly suspect that Roland has developed a secret Blittle League gambling problem. Annie believes blaseball may explain this Stevenson-esque predicament due to the frequent solar eclipses.

Annie also wears sunglasses at all times, never taking them off. Those that have seen a glimpse behind their shades have only babbled, "We would like to see it" incoherently before walking out to the woods. When questioned why they wear sunglasses, Annie tilted their head and said, "They keep out the sun. Why else would I wear them?"

Annie also collects vintage gravy boats. They just think they're neat.

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