Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 9

🍬 Kansas City Breath Mints
Season 9
Dates	October 5, 2020 - October 11, 2020
← Previous	Season 8
Next →	Season 10
Results
Postseason	N/A
Overall Record	51-48
Partytime	Day 92
Divine Favor	3
Division	3rd in Mild Low
League	6th in Mild League
ILB Placement	9th overall
Modifiers	Blood DonorIn the Blood Bath each season, this team will donate Stars to a division opponent that finished behind them in the standings.
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.
Blessings
Fifth Base Bubble   Houston Spies +  The Fifth BaseBallpark: Teams playing in this Ballpark must run five bases instead of four. Team: This Team must run five bases instead of four. See also: Glossary   Boston Flowers +  The Fifth Base   Miami Dale +  The Fifth Base   Hellmouth Sunbeams +  The Fifth Base   Unlimited Tacos +  The Fifth Base   Hades Tigers +  The Fifth Base   Canada Moist Talkers +  The Fifth Base   Seattle Garages +  The Fifth Base   Dallas Steaks +  The Fifth Base   New York Millennials +  The Fifth Base   Kansas City Breath Mints +  The Fifth Base   Hawai'i Fridays +  The Fifth Base   Philly Pies +  The Fifth Base   Charleston Shoe Thieves +  The Fifth Base   Yellowstone Magic +  The Fifth Base Shame Bubble   San Francisco Lovers +  Targeted ShameTeams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary   Baltimore Crabs +  Targeted Shame   Mexico City Wild Wings +  Targeted Shame   Chicago Firefighters +  Targeted Shame   Breckenridge Jazz Hands +  Targeted Shame   Hades Tigers +  Targeted Shame   Canada Moist Talkers +  Targeted Shame   Seattle Garages +  Targeted Shame   Dallas Steaks +  Targeted Shame   New York Millennials +  Targeted Shame   Kansas City Breath Mints +  Targeted Shame   Hawai'i Fridays +  Targeted Shame   Philly Pies +  Targeted Shame   Charleston Shoe Thieves +  Targeted Shame   Yellowstone Magic +  Targeted Shame
Post-election
Other Events	Winnie Hess   +  SiphonSiphons will steal blood more often in Blooddrain and use it in more ways. Rodriguez Internet   +  Fire EaterFire Eaters swallow fire instead of being incinerated. Mooney Doctor II   +  Friend of CrowsIn Birds weather, pitchers with Friend of Crows will encourage the Birds to attack hitters. The crows will attack a hitter, resulting in an automatic out.

In Season β9, the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 6th in the Mild League, and 9th in the ILB.

The Breath Mints won 0 blessings in the Election. They were targeted by blessings won by the Baltimore Crabs and Boston Flowers, receiving The Fifth Base and Targeted Shame for the following Season. Apparently due to the Forecast decrees, Rodriguez Internet gained the Fire Eater modification, Winnie Hess gained the Siphon modification, and Mooney Doctor II gained the Friend of Crows modification.

Roster

The starting roster of Season 9.

Lineup	Rotation
Pudge Nakamoto Hewitt Best Rodriguez Internet Eizabeth Guerra Stew Briggs Marco Stink Marquez Clark Grey Alvarado Lenny Spruce	Leach Ingram Mooney Doctor II PolkaDot Zavala Winnie Hess Oscar Vaughan
Shadows
Atlas Guerra 👥 Helga Washington Kina Larsen Lucas Petty Sandie Carver Jordan Boone Justice Valenzuela Conrad Bates Adkins Swagger Hendricks Lenny Daniel Mendoza James Boy

Season

Roster Changes

The Breath Mints experienced 1 reverb during Season 9:

• On Day 31, experienced a rotation shuffle.
  • Previous Order: Leach Ingram, Mooney Doctor II, PolkaDot Zavala, Winnie Hess, Oscar Vaughan
  • New Order: Leach Ingram, Oscar Vaughan, Mooney Doctor II, PolkaDot Zavala, Winnie Hess
    • This is the Breath Mints second rotation reverb, and the second time Leach Ingram remains in the first position.

The Breath Mints experienced 3 peanut reactions during Season 9:

• On Day 42, Marquez Clark swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.
• On Day 58, Mooney Doctor II swallowed a peanut and had a yummy reaction.
• On Day 85, Lenny Spruce swallowed a peanut and had a yummy reaction.
  • This is the last observed yummy reaction.

The Breath Mints experience 7 parties during Season 9:

• Grey Alvarado partied on Day 94
• PolkaDot Zavala partied on Day 95
• Rodriguez Internet partied on Day 96
• Winnie Hess partied on Day 96 and Day 99
• Marco Stink partied on Day 97
• Mooney Doctor II partied on Day 99

Notable Games

In Season 9, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:

• On Day 59, Eizabeth Guerra is hit by pitch and made Repeating. (Watch here on Before)
• On Day 93, Stew Briggs, Marquez Clark, and Lenny Spruce are hit by pitch and made Repeating. (Watch here on Before)
  • This is Clark’s 5th HBP.

Election Outcomes

Decrees

• Seemingly as a result of the Birds, Blooddrain, and Eclipse Forecast decrees passed in Season 9, new players on every team received new Modifications based on the weather forecasts.
  • Mooney Doctor II gained Friend of Crows.
  • Winnie Hess gained Siphon.
  • Rodriguez Internet gained Fire Eater.

Blessings

• Fifth Base Bubble blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
  
  • The Fifth Base Bubble protects the Wild High.
  • The Breath Mints receive The Fifth Base for the following Season.
• The Shame Bubble blessed the Boston Flowers.
  
  • The Shame Bubble protects the Wild Low.
  • The Breath Mints receive Targeted Shame for the following Season.