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{{Team|division=Lawful Good|home_town=Kansas City|team_slogan="Fresh Breath, Here We Come."|emoji=🍬|social_media=[https://twitter.com/kcbreathmints Twitter]}}The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Good division of the [[Good League]]. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1.
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== History ==
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|league=[[Internet League Blaseball]]
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|image1=[[File:MintLogo nash.png]]
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|caption1=Logo by {{Twitter|name=nash_high}}
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|home_town=Kansas City, Missouri/Kansas
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|arcana=XIII
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|championships=1
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|social_media=[https://twitter.com/kc_breathmints Twitter]
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|rival=[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
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|mascot=[[Kacey Greens Jr.]]
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|team_colors={{HexCode|178f55}}, {{HexCode|003F1F}}, {{HexCode|FF0011}}, {{HexCode|FFFEFF}}, {{HexCode|D1D1D1}}
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|former_modifications= {{Modif|targeted shame|8, 10}}{{Modif|fifth base|10}}{{Modif|middling|15}}
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|captain=[[Winnie Hess]], [[Stew Briggs]] (former), [[Whit Steakknife]] (former)
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|stadium=[[Kansas City FreshDome]]
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The '''Kansas City Breath Mints''' are a [[Blaseball]] team in the Chaotic Good division of the [[Good Conference]]. They competed in [[Ultra League Blaseball]] during [[Season A]], and were a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] from [[Season B]] until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|24}}, Day 3. They then returned from the [[Hall of Flame]] and reached the [[Vault]] before Blaseball was consumed by the [[Black Hole (Black Hole)]], before finally returning in [[Fall Ball]]. They previously played in the Lawful Good Division of the [[Good League]] and the Mild Low division of the [[Mild League]].
  
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=== Blessing in Disguise ===
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==Roster==
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Finishing in third after a valiant effort in the first Blaseball season, the Breath Mints did not foresee how the first round of Blessings would alter their team forever.
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<nowiki/>{{RosterDisplay
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|lineup=
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*[[Ji-Eun Jasper]]
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*[[Lorcan Smaht]]
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*[[Jesse Tredwell]]
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*[[Cote Rodgers]]
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*[[Stretch Sutton]]
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*[[Noah Gordon]]
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*[[Tiara Xidoufen]]
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*[[Ayanna Dumpington]]
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*[[Brooklyn Nottingham]]
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*{{Spoiler|[[August Sky]] (buried)}}
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|rotation=
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*[[Hops Chen]]
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*[[Conrad Twelve]]
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*[[Hatfield Suzuki]]
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*[[Plums Blather]]
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*[[Reese Harrington]]
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*[[Mindy Kugel]]
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}}
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===Expansion Era===
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{{RosterDisplay}}
  
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Successfully winning the Max Out Pitcher Blessing, they saw one of their two beloved PolkaDots, PolkaDot Patterson, undergo a magical transformation from zero stars to five stars. The team and their fans were overjoyed. But this was not to last. The craven Baltimore Crabs won the Steal Best Pitcher Blessing, and promptly stole the now-superior PolkaDot, sending in exchange their own zero-star pitcher Winnie Hess.
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==Former Players==
  
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Now free from the stinky air of the Crab's stadium, Winnie Hess filled their lungs with fresh, fresh air and exhaled, for the first time in over 100 days, fresh breath. The minty aroma of Kansas City revealed Winnie's true potential, transforming them from a zero to a 2.5 star pitcher - the locker-room leader the Mints needed to face season two with renewed vigor.   
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===Transferred===
  
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== Rivals ==
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*[[PolkaDot Patterson]] (To the [[Baltimore Crabs]], {{BetaSeason|1#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Winnie Hess]])
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*[[Axel Trololol]] (To the [[Chicago Firefighters]], {{BetaSeason|3#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Atlas Guerra]])
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*[[Jessica Telephone]] (To the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], Season 12 elections, replaced by [[Joshua Watson]])
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*[[Eizabeth Guerra]] (To the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Jessica Telephone]])
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*[[Lenny Spruce]] (To the [[Boston Flowers]], Season 13 elections, replaced by [[Sutton Picklestein]])
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*[[Sutton Picklestein]] (To the [[Hall of Flame]], Season 13 elections, {{BetaSeason|13#Sutton_Picklestein.27s_Necromancy|necromancy event}}, replaced by [[Marquez Clark]])
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*[[Joshua Watson]] (To the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Eizabeth Guerra]])
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*Jessica Telephone (To the [[Philly Pies]], Season 14 elections, replaced by [[Jode Preston]])
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*[[Oscar Vaughan]] (To the [[New York Millennials]], {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Uncle Plasma]])
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*[[Tiana Wheeler]] (To the [[Yellowstone Magic]], {{BetaSeason|17#Election Results|@ elections}}, no replacement)
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*[[Hierophantic Foible]] (To the [[Boston Flowers]], {{BetaSeason|18#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Jacob Haynes]])
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*[[Jacob Haynes]] (To the [[Boston Flowers]], {{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Hierophantic Foible]])
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*[[Lucas Petty]] (To the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]], {{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Michelle Sportsman]])
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*[[Michelle Sportsman]] (To the [[Baltimore Crabs]], {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, replaced by [[Jon Halifax]])
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*[[Fynn Doyle]] (To the [[Seattle Garages]], Season 22 elections, no replacement)
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*[[Hops Chen]] (To the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]], {{BetaSeason|23#Election Results|@ elections}}, no replacement)
  
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*[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
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===Incinerated===
  
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*[[Whit Steakknife]] ({{BetaSeason|4}}, Day 14; replaced by [[Stew Briggs]])
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== Other Information ==
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*[[Eduardo Ingram]] (Season 4, Day 55; replaced by [[Lenny Spruce]])
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*[[Boyfriend Monreal]] ({{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 96; replaced by [[Pudge Nakamoto]])
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*[[Hewitt Best]] ({{BetaSeason|18}}, Day 70; replaced by [[Trinity Roche]])
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*[[Helga Washington]] ({{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 63; replaced by [[Ryuji Ngozi]])
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*[[Jon Halifax]] (Season 23, Day 63; replaced by [[Khulan Sagaba]])
  
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=== Theme Song ===
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===Feedbacked===
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ1XwGDcA4 Fresh by Kool & The Gang]
 
  
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*[[Dickerson Morse]] ({{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 63; swapped with [[Marco Stink]] of the [[Dallas Steaks]])
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=== Fans ===
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*[[Sandie Carver]] ({{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 15; swapped with [[Fynn Doyle]] of the [[New York Millennials]])
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Fans of the Breath Mints - collectively known as the Minty Way - are known for their love of statistical analysis, fanfiction, tolerance, and of star Mints hitter [[Boyfriend Monreal]].
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===Roamed===
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=== Nicknames ===
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*[[Pudge Nakamoto]] (To the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, Revoked)
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*[[Stew Briggs]] (To the [[Houston Spies]], {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}, Revoked)
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*[[Dunlap Figueroa]] (To the [[Core Mechanics]], {{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 90)
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*Dunlap Figueroa (To the [[Tokyo Lift]], Season 23, Day 117)
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*[[Bright Zimmerman]] (To the [[Philly Pies]], {{BetaSeason|23#Election Results|@ elections}})
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*[[NaN]] (To the Philly Pies, Season 23 elections)
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===Redacted===
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*[[Brisket Friendo]] ({{BetaSeason|13}}, [[Schedule|Gods' Day]], [[The_Investigation#A_Disappearance|Investigation]] event)
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===Echoed into Static===
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*[[Wyatt Mason XIII]] ({{BetaSeason|14#The Second Wyatt Masoning}}, Day 84)
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===Faded into Dust===
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*[[Goodwin Morin IV]] ({{BetaSeason|19#Post Election|@ elections}}, {{BetaSeason|22#Post Election|@ elections}})
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*[[Valentine Games III]] ({{BetaSeason|20#Post Election|@ elections}}, {{BetaSeason|22#Post Election|@ elections}})
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*[[Aldon Cashmoney II]] ({{BetaSeason|22#Post Election|@ elections}})
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===Preserved in the Vault===
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*[[Uncle Plasma]] ({{BetaSeason|20#Tidings|@ elections}}, [[Investigation]] completed)
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*[[Nicholas Mora]] ({{BetaSeason|23}}, [[ILB Semi-Centennial]])
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===Survived Team Incineration===
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*[[Rodriguez Internet]] (To the [[Oxford Paws]], {{BetaSeason|24}}, Day 3)
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*[[Leach Ingram]] (To the Oxford Paws, Season 24, Day 3)
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==Season Results==
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<small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Kansas City Breath Mints/History]]</small>
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*{{BetaSeason|1#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|1#Blessings|Max Out Pitcher}}''' blessing, maximizing the pitching stats of [[Polkadot Patterson]].
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**The [[Baltimore Crabs]] then won the '''{{BetaSeason|1#Blessings|Steal Best Pitcher}}''' blessing, stealing Patterson from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Winnie Hess]] in exchange.
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**A '''{{BetaSeason|1#Mystery Blessings|Mystery Improvement}}''' also blessed Hess, improving their pitching from {{Star Change|0|2.5}}.
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*{{BetaSeason|2#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints were one of 4 teams affected by the '''{{BetaSeason|2#Decrees|Fourth Strike}}''' decree, granting them a fourth strike for the following season.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|2#Blessings|Wind Sprints}}''' blessing, improving baserunning by 15%.
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''{{BetaSeason|2#Blessings|Literal Arm Cannon}}''' blessing, maximizing the pitching stats of [[Axel Trololol]].
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*{{BetaSeason|3#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|3#Blessings|Summoning Circle}}''' blessing, randomizing the hitting stats of [[Rodriguez Internet]], [[Grey Alvarado]], and [[Eduardo Ingram]].
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**The Breath Mints also won '''{{BetaSeason|3#Blessings|The Rack}}''' blessing, improving defense by 15%.
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**The [[Chicago Firefighters]] won the '''{{BetaSeason|3#Blessings|Vulture}}''' blessing, stealing [[Axel Trololol]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Atlas Guerra]] in exchange.
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*{{BetaSeason|4#Election Results}}
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**All teams were effected by the '''{{BetaSeason|4#Decrees|Alternate Reality}}''' decree. This resulted in [[Alternate|Alternates]] of [[Rodriguez Internet]] and [[Oscar Vaughan]].
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|4#Blessings|Non-Dominant Arms}}''' blessing, improving pitching by 13%.
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*{{BetaSeason|5#Election Results}}
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**Leagues were reshuffled due to the '''{{BetaSeason|5#Decrees|High Filter}}''' decree. The Breath Mints were placed into the [[Mild League|Mild High]] Division.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|Keeping It Wavy}}''' blessing, improving minimum vibes by 15%.
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*{{BetaSeason|6#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|6#Blessings|Headliners}}''' blessing, arranging their lineup in order of [[Idols|Idolatry]].
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''{{BetaSeason|6#Blessings|Spin Attack}}''' blessing, improving speed by 15%.
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*{{BetaSeason|7#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints were targeted by the '''{{BetaSeason|7#Decrees|Bless Off}}''' decree, denying their ability to win blessings for the season.
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**The Breath Mints received [[Targeted Shame]] for the following season as a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays]]' '''{{BetaSeason|7#Blessings|Shame Bubble}}''' blessing.
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*{{BetaSeason|8#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|8#Blessings|Party Line}}''' blessing, adding [[Mooney Doctor II]] to the rotation and sending [[Atlas Guerra]] to the [[Shadows]].
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**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] won the '''{{BetaSeason|8#Blessings|Divisional Swap}}''' blessing, swapping the Breath Mints into the Mild Low Division as a result.
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*{{BetaSeason|9#Election Results}}
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**All teams were effected by the '''{{BetaSeason|9#Decrees|Forecast}}''' decrees. [[Winnie Hess]] gained the [[Siphon]] modification, Mooney Doctor II gained the [[Friend of Crows]] modification, and [[Rodriguez Internet]] gained the [[Fire Eater]] modification.
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**The Breath Mints received a Fifth Base for the following season as a result of the [[Baltimore Crabs]]' '''{{BetaSeason|9#Blessings|Fifth Base Bubble}}''' blessing, and received Targeted Shame for the following season as a result of the [[Boston Flowers]]' '''{{BetaSeason|9#Blessings|Shame Bubble}}''' blessing.
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*{{BetaSeason|10#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|Rogue Waves}}''' blessing, granting the [[Repeating]] modification to [[Marquez Clark]], [[Stew Briggs]], [[Grey Alvarado]], [[Rodriguez Internet]], and [[Hewitt Best]].
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''{{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|Hidden Power}}''' blessing, calling up [[Helga Washington]] to the lineup and sending Marquez Clark to the Shadows.
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**The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] won the '''{{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|Shadow Ban Together}}''' blessing, boosting the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] by 3% as a result.
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*{{BetaSeason|11#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints were assigned the '''XIII''' [[Arcana]].
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*{{BetaSeason|12#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints received '''{{BetaSeason|12#Wills|Infuse}}''' will, increasing the stats of [[Pudge Nakamoto]] from {{Star Change|6.4|11.7}}.
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**The Breath Mints then received the '''{{BetaSeason|12#Wills|Revoke}}''' will, giving Nakamoto the [[Roamin']] modification, after which they wandered to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].
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**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] received the '''{{BetaSeason|12#Wills|Plunder}}''' will, stealing [[Jessica Telephone]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Joshua Watson]] in exchange.
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*{{BetaSeason|13#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints benefited from the '''{{BetaSeason|13#Decrees|Free Will}}''' decree, receiving three wills instead of two.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|13#Wills|Exchange}}''' will, stealing [[Jessica Telephone]] from the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] and sending back [[Eizabeth Guerra]] in exchange.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|13#Wills|Revoke}}''' will, giving [[Stew Briggs]] the [[Roamin']] modification, after which they wandered to the [[Houston Spies]].
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**Lastly, the Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|13#Wills|Plunder}}''' will, stealing the newly-resurrected [[Sutton Picklestein]] from the [[Boston Flowers]] and sending back [[Lenny Spruce]] in exchange. However, Picklestein's [[Returned]] modification triggered immediately thereafter, sending Picklestein back to the [[Hall of Flame]] and pulling [[Marquez Clark]] off the Breath Mints' [[Shadows|bench]] as a replacement.
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*{{BetaSeason|14#Election Results}}
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**[[The Meadow]] received the [[Crime Scene]] modifier as part of [[The Investigation]].
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|14#Wills|Foreshadow}}''' will, sending [[Grey Alvarado]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Kina Larsen]].
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|14#Wills|Infuse}}''' will, increasing the stats of [[Hewitt Best]] from {{Star Change|16.4|20.7}}.
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**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] received the '''{{BetaSeason|14#Wills|Exchange}}''' will, stealing [[Joshua Watson]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Eizabeth Guerra]] in exchange.
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*{{BetaSeason|15#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|15#Wills|Foreshadow}}''' will, trading [[Oscar Vaughan]] to the [[New York Millennials]] in exchange for [[Uncle Plasma]] (who had [[Investigation#First Clues|briefly]] been in the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] earlier in the season).
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**The Breath Mints also received the and the '''{{BetaSeason|15#Wills|Transfuse}}''' will, increasing [[Leach Ingram]]'s pitching ability at the cost of some of their baserunning.
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*{{BetaSeason|16#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|16#Wills|Transfuse}}''' will, increasing [[Rodriguez Internet]]'s hitting ability at the cost of some of their pitching.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|16#Wills|Move}}''' will, sending [[Eizabeth Guerra]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|16#Blessings|Caps Supply Run}}''' blessing, gaining several [[items]].
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''{{BetaSeason|16#Blessings|Sweet Relief}}''' blessing, calling up [[Sandie Carver]] from the Shadows to the rotation.
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*{{BetaSeason|17#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|17#Wills|Move}}''' will, sending [[Fynn Doyle]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|17#Wills|Foreshadow}}''' will, sending [[Marquez Clark]] to the Shadows in exchange for [[Tiana Wheeler]].
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**The [[Yellowstone Magic]] then won the '''{{BetaSeason|17#Blessings|Strange Attractor}}''' blessing, stealing Wheeler from the Breath Mints with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|17#Blessings|Patchwork}}''' blessing, calling up [[Hierophantic Foible]] from the Shadows to the lineup.
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*{{BetaSeason|18#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|18#Wills|Move}}''' will, sending [[Lucas Petty]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|18#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}}''' will, stealing [[Jacob Haynes]] from the [[Boston Flowers]] and sending back [[Hierophantic Foible]] in exchange.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|18#Blessings|Yo... Hitter?}}''' blessing, moving [[Mooney Doctor II]] from the rotation to the lineup.
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*{{BetaSeason|19#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|19#Wills|Move}}''' will, sending [[Trinity Roche]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|19#Wills|Shadow Infuse}}''' will, increasing [[Uncle Plasma]]'s pitching ability.
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**The [[Boston Flowers]] received the '''{{BetaSeason|19#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}}''' will, stealing [[Jacob Haynes]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Hierophantic Foible]] in exchange.
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**The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] received the '''{{BetaSeason|19#Wills|Shadow Revoke}}''' will, giving [[Bright Zimmerman]] the [[Roamin'|On an Odyssey]] modification, after which they roamed to the Breath Mints' Shadows.
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*{{BetaSeason|20#Election Results}}
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**[[Uncle Plasma]] finished their Undercover assignment with the {{BetaSeason|20#Tidings|completion}} of [[The Investigation]], leaving the Breath Mints and the [[ILB]], and becoming [[Legendary]].
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|20#Wills|Move}}''' will, sending [[Hierophantic Foible]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|20#Wills|Take}}''' will, stealing [[Items|Wooden Necklace of the Feast]] from [[Frankie Hambone]] and giving it to [[Kina Larsen]], causing them to drop [[Items|Squiddish Jersey of the Famine]].
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**The [[Philly Pies]] received the '''Take''' will, stealing [[Items|Underhanded Limestone Ring]] from [[Winnie Hess]] and giving it to [[Jacoby Podcast]], causing them to drop [[Items|Flickering Bat]].
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|20#Blessings|Targeted Evolution}}''' blessing, [[Evolution|Evolving]] [[Jode Preston]] and [[Leach Ingram]] to {{EvoLevel|1}}.
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*{{BetaSeason|21#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}}''' will, stealing [[Michelle Sportsman]] from the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] and sending back [[Lucas Petty]] in exchange.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|21#Wills|Magnify}}''' will, giving [[Mooney Doctor II]] the [[2x]] modification.
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**The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] received the '''{{BetaSeason|21#Wills|Shadow Revoke}}''' will, giving [[NaN]] the [[Roamin'|On an Odyssey]] modification, after which they roamed to the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]].
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|21#Blessings|Trader}}''' blessing, giving Mooney Doctor II the [[Trader]] modification.
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''{{BetaSeason|21#Blessings|Cluttered}}''' blessing, giving [[Rodriguez Internet]] the [[Cluttered]] modification.
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*{{BetaSeason|22#Election Results}}
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**The [[Baltimore Crabs]] received the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Wills|Equivalent Exchange}}''' will, stealing [[Michelle Sportsman]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Jon Halifax]] in exchange.
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**The Breath Mints then received the '''Equivalent Exchange''' will, swapping [[Fairwood Patchwork]] of the [[Seattle Garages]] with Michelle Sportsman of the Baltimore Crabs.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Wills|Take}}''' will, stealing [[Items|Hot Bat of Stamina]] from Jon Halifax and giving it to [[Marco Stink]], causing them to drop [[Items|Holey Necklace of the Famine]]. The [[Yellowstone Magic]] then also received the '''Take''' will, stealing  the Hot Bat of Stamina again from Stink and giving it to [[Tiana Wheeler]], causing them to drop [[Items#Item_Replicas|Chorby's Soul II]].
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|Autosave}}''' blessing, giving every player in their lineup the [[Reload]] modification.
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**The Garages won the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|Gachapon}}''' blessing, recruiting [[Fynn Doyle]] from the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]].
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**The [[Ohio Worms]] won the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|Record Scratch}}''' blessing, giving [[Valentine Games III]] the [[Skipping]] modification, and the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] won the '''{{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|Subtractor Avoidance}}''' blessing, giving [[Leach Ingram]] the [[Subtractor]] modification.
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*{{BetaSeason|23#Election Results}}
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**The Breath Mints received the '''{{BetaSeason|23#Party Favors|Team Roamless Crate}}''' Party Favor, gaining [[Roamless]] as a team modification.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|23#Blessings|@: Uncle Indemnity}}''' blessing, adding [[Uncle Plasma IX]] to the pitching rotation.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|23#Blessings|@: Set the Table}}''' blessing, moving [[Winnie Hess]] from the rotation to the lineup.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''{{BetaSeason|23#Blessings|@: Underhanded}}''' blessing, giving [[Mooney Doctor II]] the [[Underhanded]] modification, and the '''{{BetaSeason|23#Blessings|@: Big Head Mode}}''' blessing, giving [[Rodriguez Internet]] the [[2x]] and [[Ego|Ego+]] modifications.
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**The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] won the '''{{BetaSeason|23#Blessings|@: Gachapon}}''' blessing, recruiting [[Hops Chen]] from the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]].
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*{{BetaSeason|24#Election Ballot}}
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**There was no election in Season 24 due to the nullification of Blaseball.
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**After being {{BetaSeason|24#A Fiery Start|incinerated}} earlier in the Season, the Breath Mints ended the Season in the [[Vault]].
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==Team Overview==
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{{Community Lore}}
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The Breath Mints' home [[ballpark]] is an open meadow on the outskirts of town. They formerly played their home games at the original '''Kansas City FreshDome'''. During the [[Expansion Era]], Managemint had the open meadow on the outskirts of town officially named the '''Kansas City FreshDome''', for "Tax Purposes". Fans find this incredibly confusing, most electing to simply refer to the ballpark as [[The Meadow]].
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Somewhat unusually, the Breath Mints do not have genuine pitchers on their roster. All of their pitchers are actually batters who decided to help out on the mound. The fans think that's just great.
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===Staff===
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*General Manager - [[Max Betmint]]
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*Batting Coach - Samantha Grink
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*Pitching Coach - [[Atlas Guerra]]
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*Second Base Coach - Alexander Wallender
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*Radio Broadcaster - Dan Altoid
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*Mascot - [[Kacey Greens Jr.]]
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*Predator - [[The Spearmint]]
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===Nicknames===
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*Minties
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*Minty Fresh
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*Fresh Death
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*The Death Mints
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===Theme Song===
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ1XwGDcA4 Fresh by Kool & The Gang]
  
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* Minties
 
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* Minty Fresh
 
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* Fresh Death <br />
 
  
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=== Chants ===
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==Fan Culture==
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<small>Know more about the Breath Mints' fan culture? Add it at [[Kansas City Breath Mints/Fan Culture]]!</small>
  
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* That's Our Boy-Friend! (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
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Fans of the Breath Mints - collectively known as the Minty Way - are known for their love of statistical analysis, fanfiction, tolerance, and of star Mints hitter [[Boyfriend Monreal]].
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* MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH!
 
  
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* We Have Fresh Breath (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
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===Select Chants===
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* Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!
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====Team-Wide====
  
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*MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH!
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== Players ==
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*FRESH BREATH HERE WE COME / KANSAS CITY NUMBER ONE
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*We Have Fresh Breath (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
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*Turn them into MINTS MEAT *yelled while brandishing steak knives*
  
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*[[Hewitt Best]]
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*[[Eizabeth Guerra]] takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!
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*[[Dickerson Morse]]
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*[[Boyfriend Monreal|Boyfriend]], Boyfriend, they're our boyfriend! / If they can't do it, they're our boyfriend!
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*[[Whit Steakknife]]
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*[[Winnie Hess|Winnie]], you better win! EEEEEEEEEE / Don't mess with the Hess! / Winnie take that Innie!
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*[[Grey Alvarado]]
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*[[Oscar Vaughan|Vaughan]] is on! (Aggressive clattering of teeth)
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*[[Rodriguez Internet]]
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*ROD.NET! HE'S THE INTERNET! ([[Rodriguez Internet]])
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*[[Eizabeth Guerra]]
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*[[Grey Alvarado|MIME]] TIME!
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*[[Eduardo Ingram]]
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*No re-MORSE! / DOT DOT DASH DASH DICKIE MORSE CAME TO SMASH!
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*[[Boyfriend Monreal]]
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*It's Mark o' Clark!
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*[[Marquez Clark]]
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*PDZ has got skin in the game!
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*Don't crowd the plate!  Leave a spot! ([[PolkaDot Zavala]] throws a brush-back)
  
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===Rituals===
  
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*[[Leach Ingram]]
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*Day 96 of each Season has been dubbed ''Not Nice Day'', in remembrance of [[Boyfriend Monreal]], who was incinerated on Day 96 of {{BetaSeason|7}}. Players and fans alike don dark-colored jerseys, calling back to their time as the ''Death Mints''.
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*[[Oscar Vaughan]]
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*Following the death of Whit Steakknife, many fans have begun carrying steak knives to the game and waving them en masse. This is incredibly dangerous and not condoned '''<u>AT ALL</u>''' by the Managemint. During games against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the Mints use the knives to cut the laces of their own shoes, making them significantly less valuable to steal. Managemint has proposed screening and confiscating all knives at the gates (so they can sell their own ''significantly'' more expensive brand-name knives at the park).
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*[[Winnie Hess]]
 
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*[[Axel Trololol]]
 
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*[[PolkaDot Zavala]]
 
  
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== Fan Art ==
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==Fan Works==
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<small>Have Breath Mints fan art? Add it at [[Kansas City Breath Mints/Fan Works]]!
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<br>Looking for art for an individual player? Check out the Fan Works section on their page!</small>
  
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* [https://twitter.com/dancynrew/status/1288241484227960832 Boyfriend Monreal] fan art by @dancienrew
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* [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1A0a1qP_RJNo_rx8gUTGWjdNx32Kmf0N4MRYZEpNwhhM/edit Boyfriend Monreal] flashfic by kelpwater
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Latest revision as of 15:59, 24 March 2024

The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference. They competed in Ultra League Blaseball during Season A, and were a part of Internet League Blaseball from Season B until being incinerated on Season β24, Day 3. They then returned from the Hall of Flame and reached the Vault before Blaseball was consumed by the Black Hole (Black Hole), before finally returning in Fall Ball. They previously played in the Lawful Good Division of the Good League and the Mild Low division of the Mild League.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Expansion Era

Lineup Rotation
Shadows


Former Players

Transferred

Incinerated

Feedbacked

Roamed

Redacted

Echoed into Static

Faded into Dust

Preserved in the Vault

Survived Team Incineration

Season Results

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Kansas City Breath Mints/History

  • Season β24
    • There was no election in Season 24 due to the nullification of Blaseball.
    • After being incinerated earlier in the Season, the Breath Mints ended the Season in the Vault.

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Breath Mints' home ballpark is an open meadow on the outskirts of town. They formerly played their home games at the original Kansas City FreshDome. During the Expansion Era, Managemint had the open meadow on the outskirts of town officially named the Kansas City FreshDome, for "Tax Purposes". Fans find this incredibly confusing, most electing to simply refer to the ballpark as The Meadow.

Somewhat unusually, the Breath Mints do not have genuine pitchers on their roster. All of their pitchers are actually batters who decided to help out on the mound. The fans think that's just great.

Staff

Nicknames

  • Minties
  • Minty Fresh
  • Fresh Death
  • The Death Mints

Theme Song

Fresh by Kool & The Gang


Fan Culture

Know more about the Breath Mints' fan culture? Add it at Kansas City Breath Mints/Fan Culture!

Fans of the Breath Mints - collectively known as the Minty Way - are known for their love of statistical analysis, fanfiction, tolerance, and of star Mints hitter Boyfriend Monreal.

Select Chants

Team-Wide

  • MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH!
  • FRESH BREATH HERE WE COME / KANSAS CITY NUMBER ONE
  • We Have Fresh Breath (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
  • Turn them into MINTS MEAT *yelled while brandishing steak knives*

Player-Specific

  • Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!
  • Boyfriend, Boyfriend, they're our boyfriend! / If they can't do it, they're our boyfriend!
  • Winnie, you better win! EEEEEEEEEE / Don't mess with the Hess! / Winnie take that Innie!
  • Vaughan is on! (Aggressive clattering of teeth)
  • ROD.NET! HE'S THE INTERNET! (Rodriguez Internet)
  • MIME TIME!
  • No re-MORSE! / DOT DOT DASH DASH DICKIE MORSE CAME TO SMASH!
  • It's Mark o' Clark!
  • PDZ has got skin in the game!
  • Don't crowd the plate! Leave a spot! (PolkaDot Zavala throws a brush-back)

Rituals

  • Day 96 of each Season has been dubbed Not Nice Day, in remembrance of Boyfriend Monreal, who was incinerated on Day 96 of Season β7. Players and fans alike don dark-colored jerseys, calling back to their time as the Death Mints.
  • Following the death of Whit Steakknife, many fans have begun carrying steak knives to the game and waving them en masse. This is incredibly dangerous and not condoned AT ALL by the Managemint. During games against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the Mints use the knives to cut the laces of their own shoes, making them significantly less valuable to steal. Managemint has proposed screening and confiscating all knives at the gates (so they can sell their own significantly more expensive brand-name knives at the park).


Fan Works

Have Breath Mints fan art? Add it at Kansas City Breath Mints/Fan Works!
Looking for art for an individual player? Check out the Fan Works section on their page!


Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬
Players Batters
Pitchers
Shadows
BuriedAugust Sky
Former · Full List
Stats Season1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 · Full List
CircuitGamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4
Ballpark Kansas City FreshDome
Community Lore
Staff Max Betmint  ·  The Spearmint  ·  Dr. Reverbo  ·  Kacey Greens Jr.
History Kansas City Breath Mints' History
Fan Culture 📣   ·   Fan Works 💌   ·   Tlopps Cards 🃏
"Fresh Breath, Here We Come."


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