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| changes = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; min-width:13%;">Date</th><th style="text-align:left; min-width:60%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th> | | changes = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; min-width:13%;">Date</th><th style="text-align:left; min-width:60%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th> | ||
| − | <tr><td style="text-align:center;"> | + | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|22|β22}} 4</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Rodriguez Internet]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Bright Zimmerman]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Voicemail</td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td></tr></table></td></tr> |
| − | <tr><td style="text-align:center;"> | + | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|22|β22}} 55</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Bright Zimmerman]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Rodriguez Internet]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Voicemail</td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td></tr></table></td></tr> |
| − | <tr><td style="text-align:center;"> | + | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|22|β22}} 56</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Marco Stink]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Bright Zimmerman]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Voicemail</td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td></tr></table></td></tr> |
| − | <tr><td style="text-align:center;"> | + | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|22|β22}} 57</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Bright Zimmerman]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Marco Stink]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Voicemail</td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td></tr></table></td></tr> |
| − | <tr><td style="text-align:center;"> | + | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|22|β22}} LS</td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Aldon Cashmoney II]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Giftshop</td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td></tr></table></td></tr> |
| − | <tr><td style="text-align:center;"> | + | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|22|β22}} LS</td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Valentine Games III]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Giftshop</td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td></tr></table></td></tr> |
| − | <tr><td style="text-align:center;"> | + | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|22|β22}} LS</td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Goodwin Morin IV]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Giftshop</td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td></tr></table></td></tr> |
| − | <tr><td style="text-align:center;"> | + | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|22|β22}} 99</td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Kit Schenn]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Postseason Birth</td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td></tr></table></td></tr> |
| − | <tr><td style="text-align:center;"> | + | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|22|β22}} EL<span style="font-size:0">01</span></td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Michelle Sportsman]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Jon Halifax]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Crabs}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Will ({{Teamemoji|Crabs}})</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>Equivalent Exchange</td></tr></table></td></tr> |
| − | <tr><td style="text-align:center;"> | + | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|22|β22}} EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Fynn Doyle]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Blessing ({{Teamemoji|Garages}})</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>Gachapon</td></tr></table></td></tr> |
| − | <tr><td style="text-align:center;"> | + | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|22|β22}} EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Goodwin Morin IV]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Faded to Dust</td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td></tr></table></td></tr> |
| − | <tr><td style="text-align:center;"> | + | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|22|β22}} EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Aldon Cashmoney II]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Faded to Dust</td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td></tr></table></td></tr> |
| − | <tr><td style="text-align:center;"> | + | <tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|22|β22}} EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Valentine Games III]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Faded to Dust</td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td></tr></table></td></tr></table> |
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| postel_other = {{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Goodwin Morin IV]]<br>{{ModGain|DUST|duration=permanent}}<br>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Aldon Cashmoney II]]<br>{{ModGain|DUST|duration=permanent}}<br>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Valentine Games III]]<br>{{ModGain|DUST|duration=permanent}} | | postel_other = {{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Goodwin Morin IV]]<br>{{ModGain|DUST|duration=permanent}}<br>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Aldon Cashmoney II]]<br>{{ModGain|DUST|duration=permanent}}<br>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Valentine Games III]]<br>{{ModGain|DUST|duration=permanent}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
| − | In | + | In {{BetaSeason|22}}, the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] finished 2nd in the [[Mild League]], and 2nd in the [[ILB]]. |
The Breath Mints were a powerhouse team in Season 22, notable for their impressive pitching staff in the 9.2 star pitcher [[Winnie Hess]] and the [[Underhanded]] pitcher [[Michelle Sportsman]], who boasted regular season ERA’s of 1.65 and -0.35 respectively. Starting the season with only 6 batters, the Breath Mints augmented their small lineup after the [[Latesiesta]] with 3 strong replicas from the [[Gift Shop]]. | The Breath Mints were a powerhouse team in Season 22, notable for their impressive pitching staff in the 9.2 star pitcher [[Winnie Hess]] and the [[Underhanded]] pitcher [[Michelle Sportsman]], who boasted regular season ERA’s of 1.65 and -0.35 respectively. Starting the season with only 6 batters, the Breath Mints augmented their small lineup after the [[Latesiesta]] with 3 strong replicas from the [[Gift Shop]]. | ||
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In the postseason, The Breath Mints were seeded 2nd in the Overbracket Mild League, and won 4-2 versus the [[San Francisco Lovers]] in the Overbracket Division Series. They then won 3-0 versus the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in the Overbracket Championship Series. Making their first [[Internet Series]] appearance, the Breath Mints won 3-0 versus the [[Tokyo Lift]], winning their first championship title. | In the postseason, The Breath Mints were seeded 2nd in the Overbracket Mild League, and won 4-2 versus the [[San Francisco Lovers]] in the Overbracket Division Series. They then won 3-0 versus the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in the Overbracket Championship Series. Making their first [[Internet Series]] appearance, the Breath Mints won 3-0 versus the [[Tokyo Lift]], winning their first championship title. | ||
| − | In the | + | In the {{BetaSeason|22#Election|Election}}, The [[Baltimore Crabs]] Equivalent Exchanged batter [[Jon Halifax]] for Breath Mints pitcher [[Michelle Sportsman]]. The Breath Mints then received 2 Wills in the Election, Equivalent Exhanging Michelle Sportman, now on the Crabs, for [[Seattle Garages]] pitcher [[Fairwood Patchwork]], and Item Stealing Jon Halifax’s Hot Bat of Stamina for [[Marco Stink]]. The bat was then stolen again by [[Yellowstone Magic]] hitter [[Tiana Wheeler]]. The Breath Mints won 1 blessing in the Election, giving every member of their lineup the [[Reload]] modification. The Garages won the Gachapon blessing, stealing [[Fynn Doyle]] from the Breath Mints’ [[Shadows]]. The [[Ohio Worms]] won the Record Scratch blessing, giving [[Valentine Games III]] the [[Skipping]] modification, while the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] won the Subtractor Avoidance blessing, giving [[Leach Ingram]] the [[Subtractor]] modification. |
==Roster== | ==Roster== | ||
The starting roster of Season 22. | The starting roster of Season 22. | ||
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*Phantom Thieves' Guild - 2,586,626 Coins Spent | *Phantom Thieves' Guild - 2,586,626 Coins Spent | ||
**The [[Breath Mints]] established a Thieves' Guild in [[The Meadow]]. | **The [[Breath Mints]] established a Thieves' Guild in [[The Meadow]]. | ||
| − | **The Meadow gained the | + | **The Meadow gained the [[Phantom Thieves' Guild]] modification. |
***{{ModGain|THIEVES_GUILD|duration=permanent}} | ***{{ModGain|THIEVES_GUILD|duration=permanent}} | ||
*Anti Flood Pumps - 2,328,678 Coins Spent | *Anti Flood Pumps - 2,328,678 Coins Spent | ||
| − | **The [[Breath Mints]] installed | + | **The [[Breath Mints]] installed [[Anti Flood Pumps]] in [[The Meadow]]. |
| − | **The Meadow gained the | + | **The Meadow gained the [[Flood Pumps|Anti Flood Pumps]] modification. |
***{{ModGain|ANTI_FLOOD_PUMPS|duration=permanent}} | ***{{ModGain|ANTI_FLOOD_PUMPS|duration=permanent}} | ||
| − | Note: | + | Note: [[Phantom Thieves' Guild]] was [[Ratification|Ratified]], causing it to be removed from all [[Ballparks]] and made into Non-Physical Law. |
===Gifts=== | ===Gifts=== | ||
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===Roster Changes=== | ===Roster Changes=== | ||
The Breath Mints had a player sent elsewhere 6 times in Season 22: | The Breath Mints had a player sent elsewhere 6 times in Season 22: | ||
| − | *On '''Day 2''' [[Mooney Doctor II]] was swept elsewhere, returning after 3 days on '''Day 5'''. | + | *On '''Day 2''', [[Mooney Doctor II]] was swept elsewhere, returning after 3 days on '''Day 5'''. |
| − | *On '''Day 40''' [[Jode Preston]] was swept elsewhere, returning after 70 days on '''Day 110'''. | + | *On '''Day 40''', [[Jode Preston]] was swept elsewhere, returning after 70 days on '''Day 110'''. |
| − | **They returned | + | **They returned [[Scattered]] as J--- -r-s---. |
| − | *On '''Day 51''' [[Leach Ingram]] was swept elsewhere, returning after 18 days on '''Day 69'''<ref>nice</ref>. | + | *On '''Day 51''', [[Leach Ingram]] was swept elsewhere, returning after 18 days on '''Day 69'''<ref>nice</ref>. |
| − | *On '''Day 60''' [[Helga Washington]] was swept elsewhere, returning after 22 days on '''Day 82'''. | + | *On '''Day 60''', [[Helga Washington]] was swept elsewhere, returning after 22 days on '''Day 82'''. |
**They returned Scattered as Helg- W--h-ngton. | **They returned Scattered as Helg- W--h-ngton. | ||
| − | *On '''Day 73''' Mooney Doctor II was swept elsewhere, returning after 19 days on '''Day 92'''. | + | *On '''Day 73''', Mooney Doctor II was swept elsewhere, returning after 19 days on '''Day 92'''. |
**They returned Scattered as -ooney Doctor II. | **They returned Scattered as -ooney Doctor II. | ||
| − | *On '''Day 113''' Leach Ingram was swept elsewhere, returning after 2 days on '''Day 115'''. | + | *On '''Day 113''', Leach Ingram was swept elsewhere, returning after 2 days on '''Day 115'''. |
| − | The [[Ratification|Ratified]] | + | The [[Ratification|Ratified]] [[Voicemail]] triggered 4 times during Season 22: |
*On '''Day 4''', [[Rodriguez Internet]] was voicemailed into the [[Shadows]], and replaced by [[Bright Zimmerman]]. | *On '''Day 4''', [[Rodriguez Internet]] was voicemailed into the [[Shadows]], and replaced by [[Bright Zimmerman]]. | ||
*On '''Day 55''', Bright Zimmerman was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Rodriguez Internet. | *On '''Day 55''', Bright Zimmerman was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Rodriguez Internet. | ||
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===Notable Games=== | ===Notable Games=== | ||
[[File:KCBM S22 Championship Cert.png|thumb|Season 22 Certificate of Championship, awarded to the Kansas City Breath Mints. This certifies that the Kansas City Breath Mints are the successful Champions of the Overbracket 22.]] | [[File:KCBM S22 Championship Cert.png|thumb|Season 22 Certificate of Championship, awarded to the Kansas City Breath Mints. This certifies that the Kansas City Breath Mints are the successful Champions of the Overbracket 22.]] | ||
| − | In Season 22 some of the notable Breath Mints games were: | + | In Season 22, some of the notable Breath Mints games were: |
| − | *On '''Day 15''' [[Michelle Sportsman]] shows off [[Underhanded]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?season=22&day=15&team=adc5b394-8f76-416d-9ce9-813706877b84 here] on Before) | + | *On '''Day 15''', [[Michelle Sportsman]] shows off [[Underhanded]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?season=22&day=15&team=adc5b394-8f76-416d-9ce9-813706877b84 here] on Before) |
| − | *On '''Day 106''' the Breath Mints advance past the Overbracket Division Series for the first time ever. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?season=22&day=106&team=adc5b394-8f76-416d-9ce9-813706877b84 here] on Before) | + | *On '''Day 106''', the Breath Mints advance past the Overbracket Division Series for the first time ever. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?season=22&day=106&team=adc5b394-8f76-416d-9ce9-813706877b84 here] on Before) |
| − | *On '''Day 108''' [[Michelle Sportsman]] “shuts out” the [[Baltimore Crabs]], voicemailing in [[Jon Halifax]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?season=22&day=108&team=adc5b394-8f76-416d-9ce9-813706877b84 here] on Before) | + | *On '''Day 108''', [[Michelle Sportsman]] “shuts out” the [[Baltimore Crabs]], voicemailing in [[Jon Halifax]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?season=22&day=108&team=adc5b394-8f76-416d-9ce9-813706877b84 here] on Before) |
| − | *On '''Day 113''' [[Winnie Hess]] pitches their third [[Perfect game]], the first ever to take place during the [[Internet Series]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?season=22&day=113&team=adc5b394-8f76-416d-9ce9-813706877b84 here] on Before) | + | *On '''Day 113''', [[Winnie Hess]] pitches their third [[Perfect game]], the first ever to take place during the [[Internet Series]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?season=22&day=113&team=adc5b394-8f76-416d-9ce9-813706877b84 here] on Before) |
| − | *On '''Day 114''' [[Tokyo Lift]] pitcher [[Uncle Plasma XIV]] is faxed and replaced by [[Shelled]] pitcher [[Cudi Di Batterino]], who continues to pitch for the remainder of the game. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?season=22&day=114&team=adc5b394-8f76-416d-9ce9-813706877b84 here] on Before) | + | *On '''Day 114''', [[Tokyo Lift]] pitcher [[Uncle Plasma XIV]] is faxed and replaced by [[Shelled]] pitcher [[Cudi Di Batterino]], who continues to pitch for the remainder of the game. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?season=22&day=114&team=adc5b394-8f76-416d-9ce9-813706877b84 here] on Before) |
| − | *On '''Day 115''' the Breath Mints win a Championship. [[Leach Ingram]] returns from Elsewhere and hits a solo homerun to win the game. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?season=22&day=115&team=adc5b394-8f76-416d-9ce9-813706877b84 here] on Before) | + | *On '''Day 115''', the Breath Mints win a Championship. [[Leach Ingram]] returns from Elsewhere and hits a solo homerun to win the game. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?season=22&day=115&team=adc5b394-8f76-416d-9ce9-813706877b84 here] on Before) |
==Election Outcomes== | ==Election Outcomes== | ||
===Wills=== | ===Wills=== | ||
| − | *{{Teamicon|Crabs}}'''Equivalent Exchange''' | + | *{{Teamicon|Crabs}} '''Equivalent Exchange''' |
| − | **The [[Crabs]] vote to swap Michelle Sportsman and Jon Halifax. | + | **The [[Crabs]] vote to swap [[Michelle Sportsman]] and [[Jon Halifax]]. |
**The [[Breath Mints]] and [[Crabs]] made a trade. | **The [[Breath Mints]] and [[Crabs]] made a trade. | ||
***{{Trade|Breath Mints|Michelle Sportsman|Jon Halifax}} | ***{{Trade|Breath Mints|Michelle Sportsman|Jon Halifax}} | ||
***{{Trade|Crabs|Jon Halifax|Michelle Sportsman}} | ***{{Trade|Crabs|Jon Halifax|Michelle Sportsman}} | ||
**''Equivalent Exchange - 22% of all Crabs Will Votes<br />This Filing - 11% of Crabs Equivalent Exchange Votes<br />Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.'' | **''Equivalent Exchange - 22% of all Crabs Will Votes<br />This Filing - 11% of Crabs Equivalent Exchange Votes<br />Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.'' | ||
| − | *{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}'''Equivalent Exchange''' | + | *{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}} '''Equivalent Exchange''' |
| − | **The [[Breath Mints]] vote to swap Fairwood Patchwork and Michelle Sportsman. | + | **The [[Breath Mints]] vote to swap [[Fairwood Patchwork]] and [[Michelle Sportsman]]. |
**The [[Garages]] and [[Crabs]] made a trade. | **The [[Garages]] and [[Crabs]] made a trade. | ||
***{{Trade|Garages|Fairwood Patchwork|Michelle Sportsman}} | ***{{Trade|Garages|Fairwood Patchwork|Michelle Sportsman}} | ||
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===Blessings=== | ===Blessings=== | ||
| − | *{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}'''Autosave''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. | + | *{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}} '''Autosave''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. |
| − | **[[Goodwin Morin IV]] gained the permanent mod | + | **[[Goodwin Morin IV]] gained the permanent mod [[Reload]]. |
***{{ModGain|RELOAD|duration=permanent}} | ***{{ModGain|RELOAD|duration=permanent}} | ||
| − | **[[Rodriguez Internet]] gained the permanent mod | + | **[[Rodriguez Internet]] gained the permanent mod [[Reload]]. |
***{{ModGain|RELOAD|duration=permanent}} | ***{{ModGain|RELOAD|duration=permanent}} | ||
| − | **[[Helga Washington|Helg- Wash-ngton]] gained the permanent mod | + | **[[Helga Washington|Helg- Wash-ngton]] gained the permanent mod [[Reload]]. |
***{{ModGain|RELOAD|duration=permanent}} | ***{{ModGain|RELOAD|duration=permanent}} | ||
| − | **[[Aldon Cashmoney II]] gained the permanent mod | + | **[[Aldon Cashmoney II]] gained the permanent mod [[Reload]]. |
***{{ModGain|RELOAD|duration=permanent}} | ***{{ModGain|RELOAD|duration=permanent}} | ||
| − | **[[Valentine Games III]] gained the permanent mod | + | **[[Valentine Games III]] gained the permanent mod [[Reload]]. |
***{{ModGain|RELOAD|duration=permanent}} | ***{{ModGain|RELOAD|duration=permanent}} | ||
| − | **[[Jode Preston|J-d- -r-s---]] gained the permanent mod | + | **[[Jode Preston|J-d- -r-s---]] gained the permanent mod [[Reload]]. |
***{{ModGain|RELOAD|duration=permanent}} | ***{{ModGain|RELOAD|duration=permanent}} | ||
| − | **[[Mooney Doctor II]] gained the permanent mod | + | **[[Mooney Doctor II]] gained the permanent mod [[Reload]]. |
***{{ModGain|RELOAD|duration=permanent}} | ***{{ModGain|RELOAD|duration=permanent}} | ||
| − | **[[Marco Stink]] gained the permanent mod | + | **[[Marco Stink]] gained the permanent mod [[Reload]]. |
***{{ModGain|RELOAD|duration=permanent}} | ***{{ModGain|RELOAD|duration=permanent}} | ||
| − | **[[Leach Ingram]] gained the permanent mod | + | **[[Leach Ingram]] gained the permanent mod [[Reload]]. |
***{{ModGain|RELOAD|duration=permanent}} | ***{{ModGain|RELOAD|duration=permanent}} | ||
**''The Breath Mints had 4% of the Votes<br />Highest Bidder - The Garages with 11%<br />8,881,078 votes were cast.'' | **''The Breath Mints had 4% of the Votes<br />Highest Bidder - The Garages with 11%<br />8,881,078 votes were cast.'' | ||
| − | *{{Teamicon|Garages}}'''Gachapon''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]. | + | *{{Teamicon|Garages}} '''Gachapon''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]. |
**[[Fynn Doyle]] was recruited by the [[Garages]]. | **[[Fynn Doyle]] was recruited by the [[Garages]]. | ||
***{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Fynn Doyle]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}} | ***{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Fynn Doyle]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}} | ||
***{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Fynn Doyle]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}} | ***{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Fynn Doyle]], Shadows {{PositionIcon|2}} | ||
| − | **[[Fynn Doyle]] entered the Shadows. | + | **[[Fynn Doyle]] entered the [[Shadows]]. |
***Combined {{Star Change|7.6|8.2}} | ***Combined {{Star Change|7.6|8.2}} | ||
**''The Garages had 4% of the Votes<br />Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 22%<br />3,840,043 votes were cast.'' | **''The Garages had 4% of the Votes<br />Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 22%<br />3,840,043 votes were cast.'' | ||
| − | *{{Teamicon|Worms}}'''Record Scratch''' blessed the [[Ohio Worms]]. | + | *{{Teamicon|Worms}} '''Record Scratch''' blessed the [[Ohio Worms]]. |
| − | **[[Valentine Games III]] gained the permanent mod | + | **[[Valentine Games III]] gained the permanent mod [[Skipping]]. |
***{{ModGain|SKIPPING|duration=permanent}} | ***{{ModGain|SKIPPING|duration=permanent}} | ||
**''The Worms had 6% of the Votes<br />Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 12%<br />1,932,670 votes were cast.'' | **''The Worms had 6% of the Votes<br />Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 12%<br />1,932,670 votes were cast.'' | ||
| − | *{{Teamicon|Fridays}}'''Subtractor Avoidance''' blessed the [[Hawai'i Fridays]]. | + | *{{Teamicon|Fridays}} '''Subtractor Avoidance''' blessed the [[Hawai'i Fridays]]. |
| − | **[[Leach Ingram]] gained the permanent mod | + | **[[Leach Ingram]] gained the permanent mod [[Subtractor]]. |
***{{ModGain|SUBTRACTOR|duration=permanent}} | ***{{ModGain|SUBTRACTOR|duration=permanent}} | ||
**''The Fridays had 9% of the Votes<br />Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 14%<br />2,659,830 votes were cast.'' | **''The Fridays had 9% of the Votes<br />Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 14%<br />2,659,830 votes were cast.'' | ||
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*[[Goodwin Morin IV]] faded away from the [[Breath Mints]]. | *[[Goodwin Morin IV]] faded away from the [[Breath Mints]]. | ||
**{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Goodwin Morin IV]] | **{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Goodwin Morin IV]] | ||
| − | *[[Goodwin Morin IV]] faded to dust. | + | *[[Goodwin Morin IV]] faded to [[Replica|dust]]. |
**{{ModGain|DUST|duration=permanent}} | **{{ModGain|DUST|duration=permanent}} | ||
*[[Aldon Cashmoney II]] faded away from the [[Breath Mints]]. | *[[Aldon Cashmoney II]] faded away from the [[Breath Mints]]. | ||
Latest revision as of 00:09, 17 January 2023
In Season β22, the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 2nd in the Mild League, and 2nd in the ILB.
The Breath Mints were a powerhouse team in Season 22, notable for their impressive pitching staff in the 9.2 star pitcher Winnie Hess and the Underhanded pitcher Michelle Sportsman, who boasted regular season ERA’s of 1.65 and -0.35 respectively. Starting the season with only 6 batters, the Breath Mints augmented their small lineup after the Latesiesta with 3 strong replicas from the Gift Shop.
In the postseason, The Breath Mints were seeded 2nd in the Overbracket Mild League, and won 4-2 versus the San Francisco Lovers in the Overbracket Division Series. They then won 3-0 versus the Baltimore Crabs in the Overbracket Championship Series. Making their first Internet Series appearance, the Breath Mints won 3-0 versus the Tokyo Lift, winning their first championship title.
In the Election, The Baltimore Crabs Equivalent Exchanged batter Jon Halifax for Breath Mints pitcher Michelle Sportsman. The Breath Mints then received 2 Wills in the Election, Equivalent Exhanging Michelle Sportman, now on the Crabs, for Seattle Garages pitcher Fairwood Patchwork, and Item Stealing Jon Halifax’s Hot Bat of Stamina for Marco Stink. The bat was then stolen again by Yellowstone Magic hitter Tiana Wheeler. The Breath Mints won 1 blessing in the Election, giving every member of their lineup the Reload modification. The Garages won the Gachapon blessing, stealing Fynn Doyle from the Breath Mints’ Shadows. The Ohio Worms won the Record Scratch blessing, giving Valentine Games III the Skipping modification, while the Hawai'i Fridays won the Subtractor Avoidance blessing, giving Leach Ingram the Subtractor modification.
Roster
The starting roster of Season 22.
Season
Ballpark Renovations
- Phantom Thieves' Guild - 2,586,626 Coins Spent
- The Breath Mints established a Thieves' Guild in The Meadow.
- The Meadow gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
- + Phantom Thieves' Guild
- Anti Flood Pumps - 2,328,678 Coins Spent
- The Breath Mints installed Anti Flood Pumps in The Meadow.
- The Meadow gained the Anti Flood Pumps modification.
- + Anti Flood Pumps
Note: Phantom Thieves' Guild was Ratified, causing it to be removed from all Ballparks and made into Non-Physical Law.
Gifts
- Breath Mints received 3 Gifts! - 13,349,989 coins contributed
- Top Contributors:
- Aldon Cashmoney, Third Edition - Wishlist #1
- A Replica of Aldon Cashmoney is granted to the Breath Mints.
- 🍬 + Aldon Cashmoney II, Lineup
- Aldon Cashmoney II dusts off.
- - Dust
- A Replica of Aldon Cashmoney is granted to the Breath Mints.
- Valentine Games, Cleanup Edition - Wishlist #2
- A Replica of Valentine Games is granted to the Breath Mints.
- 🍬 + Valentine Games III, Lineup
- Valentine Games III dusts off.
- - Dust
- A Replica of Valentine Games is granted to the Breath Mints.
- Goodwin Morin, Leadoff Edition - Wishlist #3
- A Replica of Goodwin Morin is granted to the Breath Mints.
- 🍬 + Goodwin Morin IV, Lineup
- Goodwin Morin IV dusts off.
- - Dust
- A Replica of Goodwin Morin is granted to the Breath Mints.
Roster Changes
The Breath Mints had a player sent elsewhere 6 times in Season 22:
- On Day 2, Mooney Doctor II was swept elsewhere, returning after 3 days on Day 5.
- On Day 40, Jode Preston was swept elsewhere, returning after 70 days on Day 110.
- They returned Scattered as J--- -r-s---.
- On Day 51, Leach Ingram was swept elsewhere, returning after 18 days on Day 69[1].
- On Day 60, Helga Washington was swept elsewhere, returning after 22 days on Day 82.
- They returned Scattered as Helg- W--h-ngton.
- On Day 73, Mooney Doctor II was swept elsewhere, returning after 19 days on Day 92.
- They returned Scattered as -ooney Doctor II.
- On Day 113, Leach Ingram was swept elsewhere, returning after 2 days on Day 115.
The Ratified Voicemail triggered 4 times during Season 22:
- On Day 4, Rodriguez Internet was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Bright Zimmerman.
- On Day 55, Bright Zimmerman was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Rodriguez Internet.
- On Day 56, Marco Stink was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Bright Zimmerman.
- On Day 57, Bright Zimmerman was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Marco Stink.
Record Changes
The Breath Mints gained 2 Wins due to Sun 2, and 7 Wins to Sun 30 in Season 22:
- On Day 1 versus the Core Mechanics due to Sun 30
- On Day 9 versus the San Francisco Lovers due to Sun 30
- On Day 15 versus the Philly Pies due to Sun 30
- On Day 16 versus the Baltimore Crabs due to Sun 30
- On Day 30 versus the Hawai'i Fridays due to Sun 30
- On Day 43 versus the Baltimore Crabs due to Sun 30
- On Day 62 versus the Seattle Garages due to Sun 2
- On Day 96 versus the New York Millennials due to Sun 2
- On Day 106 versus the San Francisco Lovers due to Sun 30
Notable Games
In Season 22, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:
- On Day 15, Michelle Sportsman shows off Underhanded. (Watch here on Before)
- On Day 106, the Breath Mints advance past the Overbracket Division Series for the first time ever. (Watch here on Before)
- On Day 108, Michelle Sportsman “shuts out” the Baltimore Crabs, voicemailing in Jon Halifax. (Watch here on Before)
- On Day 113, Winnie Hess pitches their third Perfect game, the first ever to take place during the Internet Series. (Watch here on Before)
- On Day 114, Tokyo Lift pitcher Uncle Plasma XIV is faxed and replaced by Shelled pitcher Cudi Di Batterino, who continues to pitch for the remainder of the game. (Watch here on Before)
- On Day 115, the Breath Mints win a Championship. Leach Ingram returns from Elsewhere and hits a solo homerun to win the game. (Watch here on Before)
Election Outcomes
Wills
- Equivalent Exchange
- The Crabs vote to swap Michelle Sportsman and Jon Halifax.
- The Breath Mints and Crabs made a trade.
- Equivalent Exchange - 22% of all Crabs Will Votes
This Filing - 11% of Crabs Equivalent Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
- Equivalent Exchange
- The Breath Mints vote to swap Fairwood Patchwork and Michelle Sportsman.
- The Garages and Crabs made a trade.
- Equivalent Exchange - 7% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
This Filing - 41% of Breath Mints Equivalent Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 3% chance of happening.
- Item Steal
- The Breath Mints chose to take Hot Bat of Stamina and gave it to Marco Stink.
- Jon Halifax's Hot Bat of Stamina was taken by Marco Stink!
- - Hot Bat of Stamina
- Overall 11.9 + -> 11.9
- Marco Stink dropped Holey Necklace of the Famine.
- - Holey Necklace of the Famine
- Overall 17.8 - -> 17.8
- Marco Stink took Jon Halifax's Hot Bat of Stamina!
- + Hot Bat of Stamina
- Overall 17.8 -> 17.8 +
- Item Steal - 19% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
This Filing - 94% of Breath Mints Item Steal Votes
Final Odds - 18% chance of happening.
- Item Steal
- The Magic chose to take Hot Bat of Stamina and gave it to Tiana Wheeler.
- Marco Stink's Hot Bat of Stamina was taken by Tiana Wheeler!
- - Hot Bat of Stamina
- Overall 17.8 + -> 17.8
- Tiana Wheeler dropped Chorby's Soul II.
- - Chorby's Soul II
- Overall 14.8 + -> 14.8
- Tiana Wheeler took Marco Stink's Hot Bat of Stamina!
- + Hot Bat of Stamina
- Overall 14.8 -> 14.8 +
- Item Steal - 6% of all Magic Will Votes
This Filing - 70% of Magic Item Steal Votes
Final Odds - 4% chance of happening.
Blessings
- Autosave blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
- Goodwin Morin IV gained the permanent mod Reload.
- + Reload
- Rodriguez Internet gained the permanent mod Reload.
- + Reload
- Helg- Wash-ngton gained the permanent mod Reload.
- + Reload
- Aldon Cashmoney II gained the permanent mod Reload.
- + Reload
- Valentine Games III gained the permanent mod Reload.
- + Reload
- J-d- -r-s--- gained the permanent mod Reload.
- + Reload
- Mooney Doctor II gained the permanent mod Reload.
- + Reload
- Marco Stink gained the permanent mod Reload.
- + Reload
- Leach Ingram gained the permanent mod Reload.
- + Reload
- The Breath Mints had 4% of the Votes
Highest Bidder - The Garages with 11%
8,881,078 votes were cast.
- Goodwin Morin IV gained the permanent mod Reload.
- Gachapon blessed the Seattle Garages.
- Fynn Doyle was recruited by the Garages.
- 🍬 - Fynn Doyle, Shadows
- 🎸 + Fynn Doyle, Shadows
- Fynn Doyle entered the Shadows.
- Combined 7.6 → 8.2
- The Garages had 4% of the Votes
Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 22%
3,840,043 votes were cast.
- Fynn Doyle was recruited by the Garages.
- Record Scratch blessed the Ohio Worms.
- Valentine Games III gained the permanent mod Skipping.
- + Skipping
- The Worms had 6% of the Votes
Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 12%
1,932,670 votes were cast.
- Valentine Games III gained the permanent mod Skipping.
- Subtractor Avoidance blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
- Leach Ingram gained the permanent mod Subtractor.
- + Subtractor
- The Fridays had 9% of the Votes
Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 14%
2,659,830 votes were cast.
- Leach Ingram gained the permanent mod Subtractor.
Post Election
- Goodwin Morin IV faded away from the Breath Mints.
- Goodwin Morin IV faded to dust.
- + Dust
- Aldon Cashmoney II faded away from the Breath Mints.
- Aldon Cashmoney II faded to dust.
- + Dust
- Valentine Games III faded away from the Breath Mints.
- Valentine Games III faded to dust.
- + Dust
Fan Works
Gallery
Leach Ingram in the Season 22 Internet Series Final Game by Numbersninja
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| Shadows | ||
| Buried | August Sky | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24 · Full List |
| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Ballpark | Kansas City FreshDome | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Max Betmint · The Spearmint · Dr. Reverbo · Kacey Greens Jr. | |
| History | Kansas City Breath Mints' History | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| "Fresh Breath, Here We Come." | ||
 The Expansion Era  | ||
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| Full Timeline | ||
| Season β12 | Overview · Concessions · Wills · Ballparks · Flooding · Descension  |
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| Season β13 | Overview · MVP Voting · Continued Flooding and Scattering | |
| Season β14 | Overview · The Investigation · Second Wyatt Masoning · Credit to the League | |
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| Season β15 | Overview · Further Disappearances · Live Bait | |
| Season β16 | Overview · Attractive Attractors  |
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| Season β17 | Overview · Legendary Players · Off Season Tidings | |
| Off Season | ||
| Season β18 | Overview · New Editions | |
| Season β19 | Overview
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| Off Season | ||
| Season β20 | Overview · Depth Chart · The Fifth Base
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| Season β21 | Overview · The Desert and the Gate · Parker MacMillan
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| Season β22 | Overview · Semi Centennial Announcement
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| Off Season | ||
| Season β23 | Overview · Semi-Centennial
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| Season β24 | Overview · Team Incinerations · Navigation
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| Community Lore | ||
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| First Pitch · Blaseball-Glolf Clonflict · Tlopps Blaseball Cards · Partytime Papers | ||
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