User:Jayemaul

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Excerpts from the notes of Uncle Plasma that, according to the professional interpretation of Kina Larsen, are about The Spearmint:

just got back from the parking lot. not doing that again

took a sip of coffee. blood everywhere

the spearmint...nature’s most dangerous creature….gay? yes

haven’t seen my thousands of nieces nephews and niblings in a while

eggs everywhere. hot and ready. Time to go

the spearmint made out with natalie portman

wait nevermind. thinking of someone else

it killed them. it killed them all. they're dead, every single one of them. and not just the men, but the women and the children too. they're like animals, and it slaughtered them like animals.

issuing correction on a previous note of mine, regarding the spearmint. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"[1]

what the fmint is a Mintichlorian

not safe. gotta goo