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{{Team|home_town=Charleston (Not to be confused with Sunken Charleston)|team_slogan=Your Kicks Are Our Kicks|rival=Boston Flowers|division=Chaotic Good|image1=Shoe Thieves.png|stadium=Choux Stadium}}The Charleston Shoe Thieves are a [[Blaseball, The Internet Blaseball League Wiki|Blaseball]] team in the Chaotic Good division of the [[Good League]]. They have been a part of the [[Blaseball, The Internet Blaseball League Wiki|Blaseball]] League since [[Season One|Season 1]]. The official [[Team Colors]] are Yellow, Cyan, and Dark Green-Gray. The Shoe Thieves Stadium play in Choux Stadium, a quaint French-Patisserie in the the reclaimed forest of Mt. Pleasant, where entry is free but all fans who enter mysteriously leave barefoot, their shoes taken by the Stadium Gnomes. However homophobes, racists, specists, and other bigots are also allowed free entry and subsequently spirited away never to be seen again. <blockquote>Rumors that the gnomes are just mutant raccoons that have learned speech are entirely unsubstantiated and should not be believed. - Rotoi Noycrop, Local and Fan</blockquote>Presumably this is how the franchise makes profit. However, the pain au chocolat was described by Painstry Monthly as "divine."
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|team_slogan="Your Kicks Are My Kicks." (former) <br/> "Your Kicks Are Our Kicks."
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|rival=[[Boston Flowers]], [[Dallas Steaks]]
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|arcana=X The Wheel of Fortune
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|image1=Charleston-Shoe-Thieves-Badge.png
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|caption1=Logo by [https://twitter.com/chdhrrmnn @chdhrrmnn]
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|stadium=[[Choux Stadium]]
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|social_media=[https://www.shoethieves.com Fansite]
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|circuits = [[/Gamma 1/|Charleston Shoe Thieves (Gamma 1)]]<br>[[/Gamma 2/|Charleston Shoe Thieves (Gamma 2)]]<br>[[/Gamma 3/|Charleston Shoe Thieves (Gamma 3)]]<br>[[/Gamma 4/|Charleston Shoe Thieves (Gamma 4)]]
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|team_abbreviation=SHOE}}The '''Charleston Shoe Thieves''' are an [[Internet League Blaseball]] team in the Awful Good division of the [[Good Conference]]. They have been a part of the League since [[Season A]]. They have previously played in the Chaotic Good division of the [[Good League]] and the Mild Low division of the [[Mild League]].
  
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===Expansion Era===
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==Player History==
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<small>For a list of all former players, see [[:Category:Former Charleston Shoe Thieves Players]].</small>
  
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For several seasons the Shoe Thieves disputed the [[New York Millennials]] claim to be "the gayest team in blaseball" but were ultimately forced to cede their rival claim after losing a pivotal game of [[Rlock Plaper Sclissors]] (with the Shoe Thieves represented by [[Esme Ramsey]] and the Millennials by [[Theodore Cervantes]]). According the to terms of the game, the Shoe Thieves technically maintain the right to call themselves "the second gayest team in blaseball", but this title is not popularly used.
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|{{BetaSeason|19|β19}} 67
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|
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|{{BetaSeason|19|β19}} 99
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|
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|
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|{{BetaSeason|20|β20}} 79
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|{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}
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|{{PositiveChange}} [[Vernon Shotwell]]
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|{{BetaSeason|20|β20}} 99
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|
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|{{Teamemoji|Shoe Thieves}}
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|{{BetaSeason|20|β20}} 102
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|{{Teamemoji|Shoe Thieves}}
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|{{Teamemoji|Shoe Thieves}}
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|{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}
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|- class="intrateam-change hidden"
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|{{BetaSeason|20|β20}} EL<span style="font-size:0">2</span>
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|-
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|
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|{{BetaSeason|21|β21}} 73
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|{{BetaSeason|21|β21}} 88
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|{{Teamemoji|Shoe Thieves}}
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|{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}
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|
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|- class="intrateam-change hidden"
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|{{BetaSeason|21|β21}} 89
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|{{BetaSeason|21|β21}} 98
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|
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|{{BetaSeason|21|β21}} EL<span style="font-size:0">0</span>
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|{{Teamemoji|lift}}
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|{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}
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|{{BetaSeason|22|β22}} 22
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|{{BetaSeason|22|β22}} <span style="font-size:0">72b</span>LS
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|{{BetaSeason|22|β22}} <span style="font-size:0">72c</span>LS
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|{{BetaSeason|22|β22}} EL<span style="font-size:0">2</span>
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|{{BetaSeason|22|β22}} EL<span style="font-size:0">5</span>
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|
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|
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|{{BetaSeason|23|β23}} 26
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|{{Teamemoji|Shoe Thieves}}
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|{{BetaSeason|23|β23}} 35
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|[[Velasquez Alstott]]
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|{{BetaSeason|23|β23}} 45
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|{{BetaSeason|23|β23}} 81
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|{{Teamemoji|Mechanics}}
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|- class="intrateam-change hidden"
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|{{BetaSeason|23|β23}} 84
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|[[Gunther O'Brian]]
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|{{BetaSeason|23|β23}} 90
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|{{Teamemoji|Shoe Thieves}}
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|{{BetaSeason|23|β23}} 99
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|{{PositiveChange}} [[Slosh Gulp]]
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|{{BetaSeason|23|β23}} 117
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|{{BetaSeason|24|β24}} 11
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|{{BetaSeason|24|β24}} 30
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|{{Teamemoji|Shoe Thieves}}
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|{{BetaSeason|24|β24}} 44<span style="font-size:0">b</span>
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|{{BetaSeason|24|β24}} 63
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|
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|{{PositiveChange}} [[Parker MacMillan]] {{GameIcon|chariot}}
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|{{BetaSeason|24|β24}} 72<span style="font-size:0">a</span>
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|{{BetaSeason|24|β24}} 72<span style="font-size:0">b</span>
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|
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|{{BetaSeason|24|β24}} 81
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|
 +
|{{Teamemoji|Excavators}}
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|{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}
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|Super Roamin'
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|
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|- class="intrateam-change hidden"
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|{{BetaSeason|24|β24}} 83
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|[[Simon Haley]]
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|{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}
 +
|[[Gallup Murphy]]
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|{{Teamemoji|Shoe Thieves}}
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|{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}
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|Night
 +
|
 +
|}
  
−
== Staff ==
+
==Season Results==
 +
<small>For a list of individual season pages, see [[List of Charleston Shoe Thieves Seasons]].</small><br>
 +
<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)</span><br />
 +
{| class="wikitable alternating-rows mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
 +
!Season
 +
!Record
 +
!Place in Subleague
 +
!Postseason
 +
!Elections
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 1|1]]
 +
|51-48
 +
|5th
 +
|
 +
|
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 2|2]]
 +
|50-49
 +
|4th
 +
|'''ILB Finalists'''
 +
W 3-2 vs. [[Dallas Steaks]]<br />
 +
W 3-0 vs. [[Boston Flowers]]<br />
 +
L 1-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]]
 +
|The '''Yes Plz!''' Blessing, improved the Shoe Thieves' hitting by 10%.
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 3|3]]
 +
|60-40
 +
<small>The [[Grand Unslam]] granted 2 Wins to the Shoe Thieves</small>
 +
|2nd
 +
|'''Eliminated Round 1'''
 +
L 1-3 vs. [[San Francisco Lovers]]
 +
|The [[Philly Pies]] sent [[Kevin Dudley]] to the Shoe Thieves with '''Go Away!''' They took [[Forrest Bookbaby]] in return.
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 4|4]]
 +
|51-48
 +
|4th
 +
|'''Eliminated Round 1'''
 +
L 1-3 vs. [[Chicago Firefighters]]
 +
|
 +
*The '''Alternate Reality''' Decree passed. [[Stu Trololol]] and [[Snyder Briggs|Snyder Briggs']] Alternates are called.
 +
*'''Grappling Hook''' improved [[Richardson Games|Richardson Games']] baserunning {{Star Change|2.5|5.5}} and defense {{Star Change|3|5.5}}
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 5|5]]
 +
|46-53
 +
|7th
 +
|
 +
|The '''High Filter''' Decree moved the Shoe Thieves to the Mild Low division.<br />
  
−
==== Owner ====
+
*'''Bad Neighbors''' impaired the overall rating of the rest of the [[Mild Low]] division by 3%.
−
The Shoe Thieves do not have a traditional owner. Ownership of the team is distributed amongst every patron of Choux Stadium, and is returned upon exit.  
+
*'''Soul Swap''' randomized the 5 worst players on the team:
 +
**[[Gunther O'Brian|Gunther O'Brian's]] pitching stats were randomized {{Star Change|0|2}}
 +
**[[Beasley Gloom|Beasley Gloom's]] pitching stats were randomized {{Star Change|0.5|0.5}}, then again {{Star Change|0.5|2.5}}
 +
**[[Kevin Dudley|Kevin Dudley's]] pitching stats were randomized {{Star Change|0.5|2}}
 +
**[[Snyder Briggs|Snyder Briggs's]] pitching stats were randomized {{Star Change|1|0.5}}
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 6|6]]
 +
|48-51
 +
|6th
 +
|
 +
|
 +
*'''Who?''' stole the least popular player in the league, hitter [[Howell Franklin]], from the [[Houston Spies]], and maxed their stats. Their worst hitter, [[Joe Voorhees]], was sent in return.
 +
*'''Mutually Arising''' improved the overall rating of the [[Mild Low]] division by 2%
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 7|7]]
 +
|56-43
 +
|2nd
 +
|'''Eliminated Round 1'''
 +
L 2-3 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]
 +
|
 +
*The '''Bless Off''' decree prevents the top 4 teams from getting Blessings.
 +
*The [[Hawai'i Fridays]] protect Mild Low with the '''Shame Bubble'''.
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 8|8]]
 +
|49-50
 +
|6th
 +
|
 +
|
 +
*'''Radical Alchemy''' re-rolled the team's three worst players:
 +
**[[Snyder Briggs|Snyder Briggs']] pitching stats were randomized {{Star Change|0.5|2}}
 +
**[[Simon Haley|Simon Haley's]] hitting stats were randomized {{Star Change|1|3.5}}
 +
**[[Hotbox Sato|Hotbox Sato's]] hitting stats were randomized {{Star Change|1.5|2}}
 +
*'''Thief in the Night''' stole [[Fitzgerald Wanderlust]] from the [[Unlimited Tacos|Unlimited Tacos']] Shadows. [[Kevin Dudley]] was sent to the Tacos' Shadows in return.
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 9|9]]
 +
|62-37
 +
|1st
 +
|'''ILB Champions'''
 +
W 3-1 vs. [[Hades Tigers]]<br />
 +
W 3-1 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]<br />
 +
W 3-2 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]<br />
 +
L 0-1 vs. [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]
 +
|
 +
*The [[Crabs]] get the '''Fifth Base bubble''', protecting Wild High. A fifth base is installed in the Choux.
 +
*The [[Flowers]] get the '''Shame bubble''', protecting Wild Low. The thieves are subject to Targeted Shame.
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 10|10]]
 +
|65-34
 +
|2nd
 +
|'''ILB Finalists'''
 +
W 3-2 vs. [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]<br />
 +
W 3-0 vs. [[New York Millennials]]<br />
 +
L -1-3 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]
 +
|
 +
*'''Noise-Canceling Headphones''' equipped all 14 active players with {{ModifInline|Soundproof|duration=permanent}} [[Armor#Noise-Cancelling_Headphones|Headphones]].
 +
*'''Traveling Team''' gave {{ModifInline|Traveling|duration=permanent}} to the Shoe Thieves.
 +
*'''Tag-Team Fourth Strike''' gave the Shoe Thieves and the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] {{ModifInline|Fourth Strike|duration=season}}.
 +
*'''Haunted''' gave [[Esme Ramsey]] the {{ModifInline|Haunted|duration=permanent}} Modification.
 +
*'''Shadow Ban Together''' boosted the Mild Low division's shadows by 3%.
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 11|11]]
 +
|59-42
 +
<small>[[Sun 2]] and [[Black Hole]] were introduced.</small>
 +
|2nd
 +
|'''Eliminated Round 1'''
 +
L 2-3 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]
 +
|The Shoe Thieves were assigned the [[Arcana]] '''X The Wheel of Fortune'''.
 +
|}
  
−
==== General Manager ====
+
<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 24)</span><br />
−
[[Cornelius Games]] functions as the team's general manager, as well as their ace pitcher.  
+
{| class="wikitable alternating-rows mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
 +
!Season
 +
!Record
 +
!Place in Subleague
 +
!Postseason
 +
!Elections
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 12|12]]
 +
|42 (42-57)
 +
|8th
 +
(Wild Card)
 +
|'''Mild League Finalists'''
 +
W 2-1 vs. [[New York Millennials]]<br />
 +
W 3-1 vs. [[Philly Pies]]<br />
 +
L 1-3 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]
 +
|
 +
*{{BetaSeason|12#Wills|'''Enrich'''}} granted {{ModifInline|Fourth Strike|duration=season}} to the Shoe Thieves.
 +
*{{BetaSeason|12#Wills|'''Infuse'''}} boosted [[Tillman Henderson]] {{Star Change|16.2|20.2}}
 +
*[[The Breath Mints]] '''Revoked''' [[Pudge Nakamoto]], who joined the Shoe Thieves' lineup. Pudge was also Infused the same elections.
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 13|13]]
 +
|42 (41-58)
 +
|9th
 +
|
 +
|
 +
*{{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Infuse'''}} boosted [[Stu Trololol]] from {{Star Change|9|13.3}}
 +
*{{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Foreshadow'''}} sent [[Blood Hamburger]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Herring Winfield]].
 +
*[[Tillman Henderson]] was called back to the void, replaced by shadows pitcher [[Simba Davis]].
 +
*[[Tad Seeth]], the Shoe Thieves' latest shadows birth, is now {{ModifInline|Redacted|duration=permanent}}.
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 14|14]]
 +
|36 (37-62)
 +
|12th
 +
|
 +
|The Shoe Thieves benefited from the newly introduced {{ModifInline|Free Will|duration=permanent}}.
  
−
==== Manager ====
+
*{{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} sent [[Bennett Bluesky]] to the [[Houston Spies|Houston Spies']] rotation in exchange for [[Jordan Hildebert]].
−
You!
+
*{{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Foreshadow'''}} sent [[Simba Davis]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Blood Hamburger]].
−
 
+
*{{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Infuse'''}} boosted [[Herring Winfield]] from {{Star Change|8.4|13.5}}
−
==== Pitching Coach ====
+
*The [[Moist Talkers]] '''Revoked''' [[Bright Zimmerman]], who joined the Shoe Thieves' rotation.
−
After their unfortunate [[Incineration|delacing]], [[Matteo Prestige]]'s spirit became trapped in the upper decks of Choux Stadium. In between cries of eternal anguish, the spirit can be heard coaching the team's pitching staff. They have been given the honorary title of head pitching coach as a result.
+
*[[The Choux]] was turned into a {{ModifInline|Crime Scene|duration=permanent}}.
−
 
+
|-
−
 
+
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 15|15]]
−
== History ==
+
|44 (43-56)
−
The Shoe Thieves began not as a blaseball team, but as a band of footwear larcenists lead by legendary master thief [[Cornelius Games]]. After attending a game of Blaseball to support his husband [[Richardson Games]] of the [[New York Millennials]], Games began to formulate a plan to pose as a blaseball team as a cover for stealing rare and expensive blaseball shoes. In addition to his existing crew, he won over his old rival [[Workman Gloom]] and recruited local cryptid [[Ren Hunter]] to play on the false team.
+
|12th
 +
|
 +
|
 +
*{{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Transfuse'''}} boosted [[Snyder Briggs|Snyder Briggs']] pitching {{Star Change|2.9|4.1}}, impairing defense {{Star Change|3.1|2.8}}
 +
*{{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Plunder'''}} sent [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Conditional Yuniesky]].
 +
*The [[Garages]] moved Jaylen Hotdogfingers back to their rotation.
 +
*'''Blood Pact''' recruited [[Halexandrey Walton]] from the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]].
 +
*[[Stew Briggs]] Roamed from the Spies to the Shoe Thieves.
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 16|16]]
 +
|44 (43-56)
 +
|9th
 +
(Wild Card)
 +
|'''Eliminated Round 2'''
 +
W 2-1 vs. [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]<br />
 +
L 2-3 vs. [[Dallas Steaks]]
 +
|
 +
*{{BetaSeason|16#Wills|'''Reform'''}} turned [[Velasquez Alstott|Velasquez Alstott's]] {{ModifInline|Flinch|duration=permanent}} into {{ModifInline|Haunted|duration=permanent}}.
 +
*{{BetaSeason|16#Wills|'''Plunder'''}} traded [[Goodwin Morin]] of the [[Tokyo Lift]] for [[Halexandrey Walton]].
 +
*'''Early Riser''' granted {{ModifInline|Earlbirds|duration=permanent}} to [[Esme Ramsey]].
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 17|17]]
 +
|52 (52-47)
 +
|6th
 +
|
 +
|
 +
*{{BetaSeason|17#Wills|'''Reform'''}} turned [[Velasquez Alstott|Velasquez Alstott's]] {{ModifInline|Haunted|duration=permanent}} into {{ModifInline|Homebody|duration=permanent}}.
 +
*{{BetaSeason|17#Wills|'''Transfuse'''}} boosted [[Cornelius Games|Cornelius Games']] pitching {{Star Change|1.7|4}}, impairing baserunning {{Star Change|1.7|1.3}}
 +
*'''Dexterity Crate Drop''' gifted [[Simon Haley]] a [[Items|Passionate Leg Necklace of Dexterity]]
 +
*'''Slime Crate Drop''' gifted [[Blood Hamburger]] a [[Items|Slimy Leg Bat]]
 +
*The [[Tokyo Lift]] '''Exchanged''' [[Alejandro Leaf]] for [[Inky Rutledge]].
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 18|18]]
 +
|39 (40-59)
 +
|10th
 +
|
 +
|
 +
*{{BetaSeason|18#Wills|'''Alternate Trust'''}} turned [[Ren Hunter]]  into a {{ModifInline|Negative|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Alternate|duration=permanent}}, removing {{ModifInline|Attractor|duration=permanent}}.
 +
*{{BetaSeason|18#Wills|'''Reform'''}} turned [[Esme Ramsey|Esme Ramsey's]] {{ModifInline|Haunted|duration=permanent}} into {{ModifInline|Flippers|duration=permanent}}.
 +
*'''A Blood Type''' gave the team {{ModifInline|A Blood Type|duration=permanent}}.
 +
*'''Afterparty''' gave the team {{ModifInline|Afterparty|duration=week}} for the first 9 days of the following season.
 +
*'''Bon Voyage''' gave the team {{ModifInline|Good Riddance|duration=permanent}}.
 +
*[[Stew Briggs]] Roamed to the [[Ohio Worms]], triggering Good Riddance.
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 19|19]]
 +
| -38 (35-64)
 +
<small>[[Turntables]] was introduced.</small>
 +
|3rd
 +
|'''Eliminated Round 2'''
 +
L 0-3 vs. [[Yellowstone Magic]]
 +
|
 +
*{{BetaSeason|19#Wills|'''Shadow Revoke'''}} sent [[Bright Zimmerman]] to the [[Breath Mints|Breath Mints']] Shadows with {{ModifInline|On an Odyssey|duration=permanent}}.
 +
*{{BetaSeason|19#Wills|'''Reform'''}} turned [[Stu Trololol|Stu Trololol's]] {{ModifInline|Flinch|duration=permanent}} into {{ModifInline|Spicy|duration=permanent}}.
 +
*'''Now Hiring''' recruited [[Agan Harrison]] from the [[Core Mechanics]].
 +
*'''Fax Preparation''' sent [[Goodwin Morin III]] to the Shadows.
 +
*[[Pudge Nakamoto]] Roamed out of the Hall of Flame to the [[Houston Spies]].
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 20|20]]
 +
|46 (46-53)
 +
|8th
 +
|'''Underbracket: Eliminated Round 2'''
 +
W 2-1 vs. [[Philly Pies]]<br />
 +
L 1-3 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]
 +
|
 +
*{{BetaSeason|20#Wills|'''Swap'''}} sent [[Richardson Games]] to the lineup and [[Cornelius Games]] to the Shadows.
 +
*{{BetaSeason|20#Wills|'''Move'''}} sent [[Donna Milicic]] to the Shadows.
 +
*The [[Garages]] Exchanged [[Terrell Bradley]], taking [[Oliver Loofah]] from the thieves in return.
 +
*[[Goodwin Morin III]] faded to dust.
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 21|21]]
 +
|50 (37-62)
 +
|8th
 +
|
 +
|
 +
*{{BetaSeason|21#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} sent [[Terrell Bradley]] to the [[Tokyo Lift]] in exchange for [[Inky Rutledge]].
 +
*{{BetaSeason|21#Wills|'''Move'''}} sent [[Richardson Games]] to the bottom of the lineup.
 +
*'''Strong Armed''' moved [[Oscar Dollie]] from rotation to lineup.
 +
*'''Cinnamon Challenge''' improved the vibes of the Shoe Thieves.
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 22|22]]
 +
|64 (50-49)
 +
|5th
 +
|
 +
|
 +
*{{BetaSeason|22#Wills|'''Reform'''}} turned [[Oscar Dollie|Oscar Dollie's]] {{ModifInline|Attractor|duration=permanent}} into {{ModifInline|Fire Eater|duration=permanent}}.
 +
*{{BetaSeason|22#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} sent [[Herring Winfield]] to the Crabs in exchange for [[Jessica Telephone]].
 +
*The [[Steaks]] '''Exchanged''' Jessica Telephone with [[Conner Haley]].
 +
*{{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|'''Big Swap'''}} sent [[Ren Hunter]] to the [[Philly Pies]] in exchange for [[Tad Seeth]].
 +
*{{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|'''Lineup Alternate Trust'''}} called the {{ModifInline|Negative|duration=permanent}} Alternates of [[Velasquez Alstott]], [[Jordan Hildebert]] and [[Tad Seeth]].
 +
*The [[Ohio Worms]] won {{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|'''Record Scratch'''}} and gave {{ModifInline|Skipping|duration=permanent}} to [[Velasquez Alstott]].
 +
*The [[Seattle Garages]] won {{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|'''Gachapon'''}} which sent [[Winnie Loser]] to the Garages' [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
 +
*The [[Hawai'i Fridays]] won {{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|'''Subtractor Avoidance'''}} and gave {{ModifInline|Subtractor|duration=permanent}} to [[Esme Ramsey]].
 +
*[[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed out of the Hall of Flame to the [[Moist Talkers]].
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 23|23]]
 +
|67 (57-42)
 +
|3rd
 +
|'''Overbracket: Eliminated Round 2'''
 +
L 0-3 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]
 +
|
 +
*The '''{{BetaSeason|23#Party Favors|Team Containment Crate}}''' Party Favor granted {{ModLink|Containment}} as a permanent team modification.
 +
*The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] won {{BetaSeason|23#Blessings|'''Gachapon'''}} which sent [[Bennett Takahashi]] to the Tacos' [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
 +
|-
 +
|[[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Season 24|24]]
 +
|30 (58-40)
 +
|N/A
 +
|
 +
|No Elections took place.
 +
|}
  
 +
==Team Overview==
 +
{{Community Lore}}
 +
<small>For an in-depth look at the Shoe Thieves' history, see [[Charleston Shoe Thieves/History]].</small>
  
−
"Shoe Thieves" was used as a placeholder name for the team while they debated on what the least suspicious name for their false front would be. However, [[Forrest Bookbaby]], then working as Games' intern, was eager to impress his criminal idol and submitted the paperwork early as a show of initiative, before the name could be changed. Thus, the Charleston Shoe Thieves were born.
+
The Charleston Shoe Thieves are from [[Charleston]]. They are known for stealing shoes, especially from rival teams. The Shoe Thieves are also known as "the second gayest team in Blaseball" after losing the top spot to the [[New York Millennials]] in a game of paper scissors rock. They have a [[Charleston Shoe Thieves/History#Canada Moist Talkers|long-standing friendship]] with the [[Halifax]]-based [[Canada Moist Talkers]], with whom they have traded players no fewer than fives times.
  
 +
The team originally formed as a front for a heist, led by legendary master thief Cornelius Games. Once they realized that they were somewhat competent at the game, the team continued to play professionally. The current roster is a mixture of Games' original crew, professional blaseball players, and Gunther.
  
 +
Shoes Thieves signal to each other by holding up [[Charleston Shoe Thieves/History#Strategy|coded shoes]].
  
−
While the team was originally created solely as a front for a heist, to their amazement, they proved to be quite competent at the splort, winning several games and attracting the attention of free agent [[Esme Ramsey]], whose addition as a reliable hitter helped them compete toe to toe with the rest of the league. While there was some initial tension within the team about whether to finish the heist or abandon it in favor of "going straight", they soon discovered they could continue to steal shoes while competing as a legitimate blaseball team by passing their thefts off as a beloved gimmick.  
+
==Stadium==
 +
The [[Choux Stadium]] is a French Patisserie in the forest of Mt. Pleasant, although its exact location is unknown. The stadium is maintained by a team of mysterious Gnomes who seemed to appear not long after the stadium was established. Their role in the disappearance of patrons' shoes is unconfirmed. Rumours that the gnomes are just mutant raccoons are unsubstantiated.
  
 +
==Staff==
 +
===Ownership===
 +
The Shoe Thieves do not have a traditional owner. Ownership of the team is distributed among every patron of the [[Choux Stadium]] and returned upon exit.
  
−
== The Two Out Rally ==
+
===Current Staff===
−
A majority of the Shoe Thieves' runs occur after they have had two outs in their half-inning. This "Two Out Rally" has become a known phenomenon amongst the fanbase. There are several proposed explanations, with none in particular standing out as more likely. [[Esme Ramsey]], when questioned about this, simply stated: "It's the only time we feel alive."
 
−
<br />
 
−
== Players ==
 
  
−
=== Batters ===
+
*General Manager: [[Cornelius Games]] functions as the team's general manager, as well as being their ace pitcher.
 +
*Manager: You!
 +
*Pitching Coach: After their unfortunate delacing, [[Matteo Prestige|Matteo Prestige's]] spirit became trapped in the upper decks of Choux Stadium. In between cries of eternal anguish, the spirit can be heard coaching the team's pitching staff. They have been given the honorary title of head pitching coach as a result.
 +
*Chief Marine Biologist and Legal Council: [[Holden Milk]] makes sure that if a shoe thief is ever caught, no one ever sets foot in court.
  
−
*[[Morrow Doyle]]
+
===Mascots===
−
*[[Ren Hunter]]
+
[[Sneaker Pete]] is the Shoe Thieves' current mascot and ward. [[Gunther O'Brian]] was the previous mascot until he was mistakenly drafted as [[Matteo Prestige|Matteo Prestige's]] replacement.
−
*[[Velazquez Alstott]]
 
−
*[[Antonio Wallace]]
 
−
*[[Stu Trololol]]
 
−
*[[Sebastian Woodman]]
 
−
*[[Workman Gloom]]
 
−
*[[Esme Ramsey]]
 
−
*[[Blood Hamburger]]
 
  
−
=== Pitchers ===
+
==Fan Culture==
 +
<small>For a more in-depth look at Shoe Thieves fan culture, see [[Charleston Shoe Thieves/Fan Culture]]</small>
  
−
*[[Forrest Bookbaby]]
+
Fans of the Charleston Shoe Thieves are also known as "Accomplices" or "Thieves". There is an emphasis on mutual respect, supporting fellow thieves, and the search for fresh kicks. The most common chant heard from fans is a call and response: "Whose Kicks? / Our Kicks!"
−
*[[Gunther O'Brian]]
 
−
*[[Beasley Gloom]]
 
−
*[[Cornelius Games]]
 
−
*[[Snyder Briggs]]
 
  
−
== Former Players ==
+
==Curse==
 +
Following the [[The Grand Unslam|Grand Unslam]], the Charleston Shoe Thieves did not gain any performance stars as the result of a [[feedback]] trade (or set of single game feedback trades,) between the advent of feedback in Season 4 and Day 63 of Season 9, despite being affected by feedback six times over five seasons. This string of bad luck was attributed to a splorts curse brought into effect by an entity or entities affiliated with the city of Los Angeles or the [[Unlimited Tacos]] to punish the Shoe Thieves for their role in opening the [[Bad Gateway (Event)|Bad Gateway]] and shattering the city of Los Angeles into the infinite [[Los Angeli]]. In a statement to press regarding the curse, Shoe Thieves pitcher and general manager [[Cornelius Games]] noted that the team “...bear no ill will toward the Tacos or the city of Los Angeles. We don't even know that there is a curse, or that Los Angeles is its source. Our sins are manifold and we are unrepentant. We will not be returning [[Wyatt Mason]]'s 1985 Air Jordans.”
  
−
* [[Sebastian Townsend]] (replaced by [[Atlas Jonbois]])
+
The curse was broken on Day 63 of Season 9, when [[Beasley Gloom]] was traded to the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] for [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]. Fans have speculated that Jaylen's relationship to [[The Microphone]], an entity closely associated with the Grand Unslam, may have had some bearing on the breaking of the curse.
−
*[[Atlas Jonbois]] (replaced by [[Sebastian Woodman]])
 
−
*[[Matteo Prestige]] (replaced by [[Gunther O'Brian]])
 
  
−
* [[Blankenship Fischer]] (replaced by [[Blood Hamburger]] Season 3, Day 75)
+
==Further Curses==
 +
Following their defeat at the hands of the Shelled One's Pods, the Shoe Thieves acquired the [[Modifications|Flinch and Mild curses]]. Hitters afflicted by the Flinch curse cannot swing until a strike has been thrown in the At Bat. Pitchers with Mild will occasionally throw a mild pitch, which counts as a ball but causes all runners on base to advance.
  
−
== Season Results ==
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The Shelled One is known to have asserted that players defeated by the pods would receive five curses. It is therefore possible that the Shoe Thieves are subject to several as-yet undetected curses.
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The Shoe Thieves narrowly secured The Good League's fourth and final playoff spot in Game 98 of [[Season 2]], edging out the [[Yellowstone Magic]] to proceed to the playoffs with a final record of 50-49, the least wins of any playoff team that season.
 
  
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==Historic Moments==
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Stu Stole Home</span><br />
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On Day 26 of Season 2, in a game against the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], [[Stu Trololol]] stole fourth base in the bottom of the 14th inning to put the Fridays into [[shame]].
  
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Stu Stole Home 2</span><br />
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On Day 71 of Season 2, in a game against the [[New York Millennials]], Trololol again stole fourth base in the bottom of the 8th inning to secure a 6-5 win for the Shoe Thieves.
  
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==== Stu Stole Home (Season 2, Day 26) ====
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[[File:Stu stole home.png|thumb|Box score of [[Stu Trololol]] stealing fourth base against the [[Hawai'i Fridays]]]]
  
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In the bottom of the 14th inning in a game against the [[Hawaii Fridays]], [[Stu Trololol]] stole fourth base (incorrectly notated as Home) to put the Fridays into [[Shame]].
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">The Grand Unslam</span><br />
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<small>''See the main article on [[The Grand Unslam]].''</small>
  
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==== Stu Stole Home 2 (Season 2, Day 71) ====
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On Day 73 of Season 3, in a game against the [[Los Angeles Tacos]], [[Morrow Doyle]] hit a grand slam at the top of the 15th inning that shook the very foundations of Blaseball itself.
  
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In the bottom of the 8th inning in a game against the [[New York Millennials]], Trololol again stole fourth base to secure a 6-5 win for the Shoe Thieves.
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Gunther's Great Heist</span><br />
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On Day 97 of Season 4, Gunther O'Brian holds the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] to only a single run and secures the Shoe Thieves' place in the playoffs.
  
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[[File:Stu stole home.png|thumb|Box score of [[Stu Trololol]] stealing fourth base against the [[Hawaii Fridays]]]]
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Beasley's Boss Battle</span><br />
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On Day 63 of Season 5, Beasley Gloom pitched 14 great innings against the [[Chicago Firefighters]], holding them to only three runs, then Esme Ramsey hit a home run to shame them in the bottom of the 14th.
  
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==== The Prestige (Season 2, Day 102) ====
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Dudley Shames Dudley</span><br />
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After two consecutive losses in the first round of the Season 2 playoffs against the [[Dallas Steaks]], [[Matteo Prestige]] pitched a 7-0 shutout that kept the Shoe Thieves in the playoffs despite the Steaks being the odds-on favorites, cementing their place as a Charleston Shoe Thieves legend.
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<small>''See the main article on {{BetaSeason|5/Dudley Shames Dudley|Dudley Shames Dudley}}.''</small>
  
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==== The Underdog (Season 2, Day 108) ====
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On Day 76 of Season 5, [[Wesley Dudley]] scored the winning run in the bottom of the 10th inning, shaming Shoe Thieves pitcher Kevin Dudley.
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Following a season in which they entered the playoffs with the worst win/loss record of any playoff team, and defeating the league leaders the [[Dallas Steaks]] 3-2 and their division rivals the [[Boston Flowers]] 3-0, the Shoe Thieves faced the [[Philly Pies]], who were the  [[Season 1]] champions, undefeated in the postseason, and so far undefeated in the Season 2 playoffs as well. Despite being the betting odds underdogs, the Shoe Thieves beat the Pies 9-4, breaking their playoff victory streak. [[Beasley Gloom]], the starting pitcher in game one, earned the nickname "underdog" both for his role in such a significant upset victory and his status as the team's only canine player.
 
  
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==== Cobbler Coffee (Season 2/3 Offseason) ====
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Gunther's Supercharged Shutout</span><br />
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During Game 2 of the [[Season 2]] Finals against the [[Philly Pies]], starting pitcher [[Cornelius Games]] swapped his place on the mound with remarkably convincing doppelganger (later revealed to be a local [[Atlas Jonbois|tram operator]] Games encountered on the way to the stadium). The dubiously legal substitute performed notably worse than Games's average, allowing 12 runs and potentially contributing to the Shoe Thieves loss. However, the distraction allowed Games to successfully break into the Pies' locker room and steal a pair of sneakers from star batter [[Jessica Telephone|Jessica Telephone's]] locker.
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On Day 22 of Season 6, Gunther O'Brian pitches his first shut out against the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] in a 10-0 stomping.
  
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Over the course of the following Offseason, Games was able to convince all of the Shoe Thieves' batters to drink [[Yes Plz! Coffee]] from the sneakers, hoping ingesting trace amounts of the legendary hitter's sweat would substantially increase their batting prowess in preparation for [[Season 3]].
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Workman's Last Stand</span><br />
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On Day 81 of Season 7, [[Canada Moist Talkers]] batter [[Workman Gloom]] was tragically incinerated to repay a debt. Though no longer a Shoe Thief, accomplices celebrated their accomplishments and mourned their incineration alongside Moist Talkers fans all the same. In the bottom of the 4th inning, Gloom posthumously hit a solo home run, bringing the Moist Talkers out of a 1-1 tie. Gloom's heroic final run stands as a testament to their dedication and skill to the splort of Blaseball.
  
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==== [[The Grand Unslam]] (Season 3, Day 73) ====
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">The Double Swap</span><br />
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In the top of the 15th inning in a game against the [[Los Angeles Tacos]], Shoe Thieves player [[Morrow Doyle]] hit a grand slam that shook the very foundations of Blaseball itself. More information can be found [[The Grand Unslam|here]].
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On Day 44 of Season 8, the Canada Moist Talkers and Charleston Shoe Thieves (an already infamous pair with respect to player trades) were the first teams to ever experience two [[Feedback]] swaps in one game. On Day 40, [[Eugenia Garbage]] had been hit by a pitch and began {{ModLink|Flickering}}. In a later game against the Shoe Thieves, still flickering, Garbage was swapped for [[Lachlan Shelton]] in the bottom of the 2nd inning. Garbage played for the Shoe Thieves in the top of the 4th inning, before being swapped again in the top of the 7th for Moist Talker [[Simon Haley]]. By the end of the transaction only two players ended up on different teams, but Garbage was moved to the top of the Moist Talker's lineup, where previously they had been second to last.
  
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Stu Stole Ascension</span><br />
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In Game 5 of the Season 9 Internet Series, Stu Trololol hit a three-run home run in the bottom of the 9<sup>th</sup> inning to secure the internet series title, shame the [[Baltimore Crabs]] and prevent them from ascending. Due to the application of the Shame Bubble blessing at the end of Season 9, the shame from this home run carried over into the following season.
  
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==Fan Works==
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Latest revision as of 17:12, 24 March 2024

The Charleston Shoe Thieves are an Internet League Blaseball team in the Awful Good division of the Good Conference. They have been a part of the League since Season A. They have previously played in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League and the Mild Low division of the Mild League.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
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Expansion Era

Lineup Rotation
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Player History

For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Charleston Shoe Thieves Players.

Date Removed Added Cause
Toggle Intrateam Moves (Fax, Voicemail, etc.)
β03 40 - Sebastian Townsend + Atlas Jonbois 👟 Incineration
β03 43 - Atlas Jonbois + Sebastian Woodman 👟 Incineration
β03 57 - Matteo Prestige + Gunther O'Brian 👟 Incineration
β03 75 - Blankenship Fischer + Blood Hamburger 👟 Incineration
β03 EL1 - Forrest Bookbaby + Kevin Dudley 🥧 Blessing (🥧) Go Away
β04 28 - Workman Gloom + Joe Voorhees 🗣️ Feedback
β04 58 - Morrow Doyle + Hotbox Sato 🌹 Feedback
β04 83 - Ren Hunter + Richardson Games 📱 Feedback
β06 23 - Antonio Wallace + Lachlan Shelton 🗣️ Feedback
β06 EL1 - Joe Voorhees + Howell Franklin 🕵️ Blessing (👟) Who?
β08 44 - Lachlan Shelton + Eugenia Garbage 🗣️ Feedback
β08 44 - Eugenia Garbage + Simon Haley 🗣️ Feedback
β08 EL1 - Kevin Dudley + Fitzgerald Wanderlust 🌮 Blessing (👟) Thief in the Night
β09 64 - Beasley Gloom + Jaylen Hotdogfingers 🗣️ Feedback
β09 99 + Conditional Yuniesky 👟 Playoff Birth
β10 99 + Tevin Melcon 👟 Playoff Birth
β10 ES - Jaylen Hotdogfingers + Tillman Henderson Idol Board Swap
Following the end of the regular season, Hotdogfingers, who was at the 14th slot of the Idol Board, was swapped with Henderson, who was at the 14th slot of the Hall of Flame at the time.
β11 99 + Gallup Murphy 👟 Playoff Birth
β12 99 + Tad Seeth 👟 Playoff Birth
β12 EL1 + Pudge Nakamoto 🍬 Will (🍬) Revoke
β13 20 - Hotbox Sato + Alx Keming 👟 Incineration
β13 GD0 - Tillman Henderson + Simba Davis 👟  Returned
13 GD1 - Tad Seeth Redacted
β14 22 - Sebastian Woodman + Bennett Bluesky 👟 Incineration
14 72LS + Wyatt Mason XII 👟 Second Wyatt Masoning
β14 84 - Wyatt Mason XII Static
β14 EL1 - Bennett Bluesky + Jordan Hildebert 🕵️ Will (👟) Exchange
β14 EL2 + Bright Zimmerman 🗣️ Will (🗣️) Revoke
β15 71 - Alx Keming Redacted
β15 EL0 - Conditional Yuniesky + Jaylen Hotdogfingers 🎸 Will (👟) Plunder
β15 EL1 - Jaylen Hotdogfingers 🎸 Will (🎸) Move
β15 EL2 + Halexandrey Walton 🌮 Blessing (👟) Blood Pact
β15 EL3 + Stew Briggs 🕵️ Roamin'
β16 32 - Howell Franklin + Oliver Loofah 🎸 Feedback
β16 99 + Drosophila Fashion 👟 Playoff Birth
β16 EL1 - Halexandrey Walton + Goodwin Morin 🏋️‍ Will (👟) Plunder
β17 12 - Pudge Nakamoto + Donna Milicic 👟 Incineration
β17 13 + Oscar Dollie ✨ Attraction
β17 15 - Fitzgerald Wanderlust + Jaylen Hotdogfingers 🎸 Feedback
β17 55 + Ren Hunter 📱 Attraction
β17 79 - Jaylen Hotdogfingers + Inky Rutledge ✨ Feedback
β17 EL1 - Inky Rutledge + Alejandro Leaf 🏋️‍ Will (🏋️‍) Equivalent Exchange
β18 ES - Goodwin Morin Preservation
β18 GD - Stew Briggs 🐌 Roamin'
β19 72LS + Goodwin Morin III 👟 Gift Shop
β19 99 + Badgerson Stromboli 👟 Playoff Birth
β19 EL0 - Bright Zimmerman 🍬 Will (👟) Shadow Revoke
β19 EL1 + Agan Harrison 🛠️ Blessing (👟) Now Hiring
β20 79 - Alejandro Leaf + Vernon Shotwell 👟 Incineration
β20 99 + Dovydas Peeps 👟 Playoff Birth
β20 EL2 - Oliver Loofah + Terrell Bradley 🎸 Will (🎸) Equivalent Exchange
β20 GD - Goodwin Morin III Dust
β21 EL0 - Terrell Bradley + Inky Rutledge 🏋️‍ Will (👟) Equivalent Exchange
β22 72aLS + New Megan Ito IV 👟 Gift Shop
β22 72bLS + Liquid Friend VII 👟 Gift Shop
β22 72cLS + Uncle Plasma VII 👟 Gift Shop
β22 EL0 - Herring Winfield + Jessica Telephone 🦀 Will (👟) Equivalent Exchange
β22 EL1 - Jessica Telephone + Conner Haley 🥩 Will (🥩) Equivalent Exchange
β22 EL2 - Ren Hunter + Tad Seeth 🥧 Blessing (👟) Big Swap
β22 EL3 - Winnie Loser 🎸 Blessing (🎸) Gachapon
β22 EL4 - Liquid Friend VII Dust
β22 EL5 - Uncle Plasma VII Dust
β22 EL6 - New Megan Ito IV Dust
β23 81 - Rhys Rivera 🛠️ Phantom Thieves' Guild
β23 90 - Gunther O'Brian + Orion Ultrabass 👟 Incineration
β23 99 + Slosh Gulp 👟 Playoff Birth
β23 117 + Abbott Wright 💫 Drafted from Semi-Centennial
β23 EL0 - Bennett Takahashi - 🌮 Blessing (🌮) Gachapon
β24 44b + Fenry Stickybeak 📱 Phantom Thieves' Guild
β24 63 + Parker MacMillan 🥧 Super Roamin'
β24 72a - Parker MacMillan - 🐅 Super Roamin'
β24 72b + Castillo Turner 🥧 Super Roamin'
β24 81 - Castillo Turner 🏗️ Super Roamin'

Season Results

For a list of individual season pages, see List of Charleston Shoe Thieves Seasons.
The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)

Season Record Place in Subleague Postseason Elections
1 51-48 5th
2 50-49 4th ILB Finalists

W 3-2 vs. Dallas Steaks
W 3-0 vs. Boston Flowers
L 1-3 vs. Philly Pies

The Yes Plz! Blessing, improved the Shoe Thieves' hitting by 10%.
3 60-40

The Grand Unslam granted 2 Wins to the Shoe Thieves

2nd Eliminated Round 1

L 1-3 vs. San Francisco Lovers

The Philly Pies sent Kevin Dudley to the Shoe Thieves with Go Away! They took Forrest Bookbaby in return.
4 51-48 4th Eliminated Round 1

L 1-3 vs. Chicago Firefighters

5 46-53 7th The High Filter Decree moved the Shoe Thieves to the Mild Low division.
  • Bad Neighbors impaired the overall rating of the rest of the Mild Low division by 3%.
  • Soul Swap randomized the 5 worst players on the team:
6 48-51 6th
  • Who? stole the least popular player in the league, hitter Howell Franklin, from the Houston Spies, and maxed their stats. Their worst hitter, Joe Voorhees, was sent in return.
  • Mutually Arising improved the overall rating of the Mild Low division by 2%
7 56-43 2nd Eliminated Round 1

L 2-3 vs. Seattle Garages

  • The Bless Off decree prevents the top 4 teams from getting Blessings.
  • The Hawai'i Fridays protect Mild Low with the Shame Bubble.
8 49-50 6th
9 62-37 1st ILB Champions

W 3-1 vs. Hades Tigers
W 3-1 vs. Seattle Garages
W 3-2 vs. Baltimore Crabs
L 0-1 vs. THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS

  • The Crabs get the Fifth Base bubble, protecting Wild High. A fifth base is installed in the Choux.
  • The Flowers get the Shame bubble, protecting Wild Low. The thieves are subject to Targeted Shame.
10 65-34 2nd ILB Finalists

W 3-2 vs. Kansas City Breath Mints
W 3-0 vs. New York Millennials
L -1-3 vs. Baltimore Crabs

  • Noise-Canceling Headphones equipped all 14 active players with  Soundproof Headphones.
  • Traveling Team gave  Traveling to the Shoe Thieves.
  • Tag-Team Fourth Strike gave the Shoe Thieves and the Hellmouth Sunbeams  The Fourth Strike.
  • Haunted gave Esme Ramsey the  Haunted Modification.
  • Shadow Ban Together boosted the Mild Low division's shadows by 3%.
11 59-42

Sun 2 and Black Hole were introduced.

2nd Eliminated Round 1

L 2-3 vs. Seattle Garages

The Shoe Thieves were assigned the Arcana X The Wheel of Fortune.

The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 24)

Season Record Place in Subleague Postseason Elections
12 42 (42-57) 8th

(Wild Card)

Mild League Finalists

W 2-1 vs. New York Millennials
W 3-1 vs. Philly Pies
L 1-3 vs. Seattle Garages

13 42 (41-58) 9th
14 36 (37-62) 12th The Shoe Thieves benefited from the newly introduced  Free Will.
15 44 (43-56) 12th
16 44 (43-56) 9th

(Wild Card)

Eliminated Round 2

W 2-1 vs. Kansas City Breath Mints
L 2-3 vs. Dallas Steaks

17 52 (52-47) 6th
18 39 (40-59) 10th
  • Alternate Trust turned Ren Hunter into a  Negative  Alternate, removing  Attractor.
  • Reform turned Esme Ramsey's  Haunted into  Flippers.
  • A Blood Type gave the team  A Blood Type.
  • Afterparty gave the team  Afterparty for the first 9 days of the following season.
  • Bon Voyage gave the team  Good Riddance.
  • Stew Briggs Roamed to the Ohio Worms, triggering Good Riddance.
19 -38 (35-64)

Turntables was introduced.

3rd Eliminated Round 2

L 0-3 vs. Yellowstone Magic

20 46 (46-53) 8th Underbracket: Eliminated Round 2

W 2-1 vs. Philly Pies
L 1-3 vs. Seattle Garages

21 50 (37-62) 8th
22 64 (50-49) 5th
23 67 (57-42) 3rd Overbracket: Eliminated Round 2

L 0-3 vs. Seattle Garages

24 30 (58-40) N/A No Elections took place.

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

For an in-depth look at the Shoe Thieves' history, see Charleston Shoe Thieves/History.

The Charleston Shoe Thieves are from Charleston. They are known for stealing shoes, especially from rival teams. The Shoe Thieves are also known as "the second gayest team in Blaseball" after losing the top spot to the New York Millennials in a game of paper scissors rock. They have a long-standing friendship with the Halifax-based Canada Moist Talkers, with whom they have traded players no fewer than fives times.

The team originally formed as a front for a heist, led by legendary master thief Cornelius Games. Once they realized that they were somewhat competent at the game, the team continued to play professionally. The current roster is a mixture of Games' original crew, professional blaseball players, and Gunther.

Shoes Thieves signal to each other by holding up coded shoes.

Stadium

The Choux Stadium is a French Patisserie in the forest of Mt. Pleasant, although its exact location is unknown. The stadium is maintained by a team of mysterious Gnomes who seemed to appear not long after the stadium was established. Their role in the disappearance of patrons' shoes is unconfirmed. Rumours that the gnomes are just mutant raccoons are unsubstantiated.

Staff

Ownership

The Shoe Thieves do not have a traditional owner. Ownership of the team is distributed among every patron of the Choux Stadium and returned upon exit.

Current Staff

  • General Manager: Cornelius Games functions as the team's general manager, as well as being their ace pitcher.
  • Manager: You!
  • Pitching Coach: After their unfortunate delacing, Matteo Prestige's spirit became trapped in the upper decks of Choux Stadium. In between cries of eternal anguish, the spirit can be heard coaching the team's pitching staff. They have been given the honorary title of head pitching coach as a result.
  • Chief Marine Biologist and Legal Council: Holden Milk makes sure that if a shoe thief is ever caught, no one ever sets foot in court.

Mascots

Sneaker Pete is the Shoe Thieves' current mascot and ward. Gunther O'Brian was the previous mascot until he was mistakenly drafted as Matteo Prestige's replacement.

Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at Shoe Thieves fan culture, see Charleston Shoe Thieves/Fan Culture

Fans of the Charleston Shoe Thieves are also known as "Accomplices" or "Thieves". There is an emphasis on mutual respect, supporting fellow thieves, and the search for fresh kicks. The most common chant heard from fans is a call and response: "Whose Kicks? / Our Kicks!"

Curse

Following the Grand Unslam, the Charleston Shoe Thieves did not gain any performance stars as the result of a feedback trade (or set of single game feedback trades,) between the advent of feedback in Season 4 and Day 63 of Season 9, despite being affected by feedback six times over five seasons. This string of bad luck was attributed to a splorts curse brought into effect by an entity or entities affiliated with the city of Los Angeles or the Unlimited Tacos to punish the Shoe Thieves for their role in opening the Bad Gateway and shattering the city of Los Angeles into the infinite Los Angeli. In a statement to press regarding the curse, Shoe Thieves pitcher and general manager Cornelius Games noted that the team “...bear no ill will toward the Tacos or the city of Los Angeles. We don't even know that there is a curse, or that Los Angeles is its source. Our sins are manifold and we are unrepentant. We will not be returning Wyatt Mason's 1985 Air Jordans.”

The curse was broken on Day 63 of Season 9, when Beasley Gloom was traded to the Canada Moist Talkers for Jaylen Hotdogfingers. Fans have speculated that Jaylen's relationship to The Microphone, an entity closely associated with the Grand Unslam, may have had some bearing on the breaking of the curse.

Further Curses

Following their defeat at the hands of the Shelled One's Pods, the Shoe Thieves acquired the Flinch and Mild curses. Hitters afflicted by the Flinch curse cannot swing until a strike has been thrown in the At Bat. Pitchers with Mild will occasionally throw a mild pitch, which counts as a ball but causes all runners on base to advance.

The Shelled One is known to have asserted that players defeated by the pods would receive five curses. It is therefore possible that the Shoe Thieves are subject to several as-yet undetected curses.

Historic Moments

Stu Stole Home
On Day 26 of Season 2, in a game against the Hawai'i Fridays, Stu Trololol stole fourth base in the bottom of the 14th inning to put the Fridays into shame.

Stu Stole Home 2
On Day 71 of Season 2, in a game against the New York Millennials, Trololol again stole fourth base in the bottom of the 8th inning to secure a 6-5 win for the Shoe Thieves.

Box score of Stu Trololol stealing fourth base against the Hawai'i Fridays

The Grand Unslam
See the main article on The Grand Unslam.

On Day 73 of Season 3, in a game against the Los Angeles Tacos, Morrow Doyle hit a grand slam at the top of the 15th inning that shook the very foundations of Blaseball itself.

Gunther's Great Heist
On Day 97 of Season 4, Gunther O'Brian holds the Hawai'i Fridays to only a single run and secures the Shoe Thieves' place in the playoffs.

Beasley's Boss Battle
On Day 63 of Season 5, Beasley Gloom pitched 14 great innings against the Chicago Firefighters, holding them to only three runs, then Esme Ramsey hit a home run to shame them in the bottom of the 14th.

Dudley Shames Dudley
See the main article on Dudley Shames Dudley.

On Day 76 of Season 5, Wesley Dudley scored the winning run in the bottom of the 10th inning, shaming Shoe Thieves pitcher Kevin Dudley.

Gunther's Supercharged Shutout
On Day 22 of Season 6, Gunther O'Brian pitches his first shut out against the Canada Moist Talkers in a 10-0 stomping.

Workman's Last Stand
On Day 81 of Season 7, Canada Moist Talkers batter Workman Gloom was tragically incinerated to repay a debt. Though no longer a Shoe Thief, accomplices celebrated their accomplishments and mourned their incineration alongside Moist Talkers fans all the same. In the bottom of the 4th inning, Gloom posthumously hit a solo home run, bringing the Moist Talkers out of a 1-1 tie. Gloom's heroic final run stands as a testament to their dedication and skill to the splort of Blaseball.

The Double Swap
On Day 44 of Season 8, the Canada Moist Talkers and Charleston Shoe Thieves (an already infamous pair with respect to player trades) were the first teams to ever experience two Feedback swaps in one game. On Day 40, Eugenia Garbage had been hit by a pitch and began Flickering. In a later game against the Shoe Thieves, still flickering, Garbage was swapped for Lachlan Shelton in the bottom of the 2nd inning. Garbage played for the Shoe Thieves in the top of the 4th inning, before being swapped again in the top of the 7th for Moist Talker Simon Haley. By the end of the transaction only two players ended up on different teams, but Garbage was moved to the top of the Moist Talker's lineup, where previously they had been second to last.

Stu Stole Ascension
In Game 5 of the Season 9 Internet Series, Stu Trololol hit a three-run home run in the bottom of the 9th inning to secure the internet series title, shame the Baltimore Crabs and prevent them from ascending. Due to the application of the Shame Bubble blessing at the end of Season 9, the shame from this home run carried over into the following season.

Fan Works


Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟
Players Batters
Pitchers
Shadows
BuriedRichardson Games · Darren Chill · Slosh Gulp · Becker Solis
Former   · Full List
Stats Seasonβ1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24
1 · 2 · Full List
CircuitsGamma 1 · Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4
Events The Grand Unslam · Day X
Ballpark Choux Stadium
Community Lore
Staff Cornelius Games · Matteo Prestige · Sneaker Pete · Holden Milk
Places Charleston · The Beck And Call · Sunken Charleston Remembrance Obelisk
History Charleston Shoe Thieves' History · Fan Awards
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏
Your Kicks are Our Kicks.


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Awful Good
Baltimore Crabs 🦀 · Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟 · Hades Tigers 🐅 · Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞 · Miami Dale 🚤 · Philly Pies 🥧
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