Charleston Shoe Thieves/Beta/Season 3

👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves
Season 3
Dates	August 3, 2020 - August 9, 2020
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Results
Overall Record	60–40
Divine Favor	7
Division	2nd in Good Chaotic
League	2nd in Good League
ILB Placement	3rd overall
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β03 40 - Sebastian Townsend + Atlas Jonbois 👟 Incineration β03 43 - Atlas Jonbois + Sebastian Woodman 👟 Incineration β03 57 - Matteo Prestige + Gunther O'Brian 👟 Incineration β03 75 - Blankenship Fischer + Blood Hamburger 👟 Incineration β03 EL - Forrest Bookbaby + Kevin Dudley 👟 Blessing (🥧) Go Away!
Blessings
Go Away!   🥧 - Kevin Dudley + Forrest Bookbaby   👟 - Forrest Bookbaby + Kevin Dudley

In Season β3 the Charleston Shoe Thieves advanced to the playoffs, securing the second playoff spot in The Good League with a record of 60-40, and were eliminated in the first round of the playoffs against the San Francisco Lovers.

They experienced their first roster changes with a succession of incinerations.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Morrow Doyle Ren Hunter Velasquez Alstott Antonio Wallace Stu Trololol Sebastian Townsend Workman Gloom Esme Ramsey Blankenship Fischer	Forrest Bookbaby Matteo Prestige Beasley Gloom Cornelius Games Snyder Briggs
Shadows Bench Bullpen William Boone Oliver Hess Bennett Takahashi Simba Davis Winnie Loser Carter Oconnor Rhys Rivera Rodriguez Sunshine Herring Winfield Donia Johnson Jorge Owens
Shadows were not visible on the website until Season β12.

Season

Roster Changes

In Season 3, the Shoe Thieves were subject to 4 incinerations, 2 allergic reactions and one yummy reaction:

• On Day 37 Workman Gloom swallowed a stray peanut and had a yummy reaction.
• On Day 40 Sebastian Townsend was incinerated, replaced by Atlas Jonbois.
• On Day 43 Atlas Jonbois was incinerated, replaced by Sebastian Woodman.
  • With only 3 days as an active player, Atlas Jonbois had at the time the shortest career in the ILB.
• On Day 52 Matteo Prestige swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction.
• On Day 57 Matteo Prestige was incinerated, replaced by Gunther O'Brian.
• On Day 75 Blankenship Fischer was incinerated, replaced by Blood Hamburger.
• On Day 83 Beasley Gloom swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction.

Notable Games

• On Day 14, at the Bottom of the 2nd, Cornelius Games threw 11 strikes in a row against the Millennials with  The Fourth StrikeThose with the Fourth Strike will get an extra strike in each at bat.. On the 12th and final pitch, Richardson Games hit a ground out, preventing a fourth strike immaculate inning from happening.
• Day 73: The Grand Unslam.
• On Day 100, at the Bottom of the 12th, Morrow Doyle hit a single to bring Blood Hamburger home and Shame the San Francisco Lovers.

Postseason

The Charleston Shoe Thieves made the Postseason as the 2nd seed in the Good League.

Round 1 vs. San Francisco Lovers

Day	Weather	Away Pitcher		Score	Home Pitcher
Day 100		Sandford Garner	💋	3 - 4	👟	Snyder Briggs
Day 101		Milo Brown	💋	6 - 5	👟	Forrest Bookbaby
Day 102		Yosh Carpenter	💋	14 - 1	👟	Gunther O'Brian
Day 103		Parker Meng	💋	20 - 6	👟	Beasley Gloom

The San Francisco Lovers took the series 3 - 1. The Shoe Thieves were eliminated.

Election Outcomes

The Shoe Thieves did not get any blessings, but were affected by the following:

• Go Away blessed the Philly Pies
  
  • Philly Pies sent away their worst pitcher, Kevin Dudley, to the Charleston Shoe Thieves and received Forrest Bookbaby in return.
  • The Pies won with 23% of the vote. They were the highest bidders. 5947 votes were cast.

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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The Grand Unslam

For more information on this event, see The Grand Unslam.

In the 15th inning of a record-breaking game against the Los Angeles Tacos, former Shoe Thieves player Morrow Doyle hit a grand slam that shook the very foundations of blaseball itself. Both the Shoe Thieves and Tacos ended Day 74 of Season β3 with a record of 75 games, potentially a reflection of a disruption of spacetime.