Charleston Shoe Thieves/Beta/Season 6

👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves
Season 6
Dates	September 7, 2020 - September 14th, 2020
← Previous	Season 5
Next →	Season 7
Results
Overall Record	48-51
Divine Favor	7
Division	2nd in Mild Low
League	6th in Mild League
ILB Placement	12th overall
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β06 23 - Antonio Wallace + Lachlan Shelton 🗣️ Feedback
Blessings
Who?   👟 - Joe Voorhees + Howell Franklin   🕵️ - Howell Franklin + Joe Voorhees Mutually Arising   Mild Low overall +2%

In Season β6 the Charleston Shoe Thieves finished 6th in the Mild League and did not qualify for the postseason.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Hotbox Sato Richardson Games Velasquez Alstott Antonio Wallace Stu Trololol Sebastian Woodman Joe Voorhees Esme Ramsey Blood Hamburger	Kevin Dudley Gunther O'Brian Beasley Gloom Cornelius Games Snyder Briggs
Shadows Bench Bullpen William Boone Oliver Hess Bennett Takahashi Simba Davis Winnie Loser Carter Oconnor Rhys Rivera Rodriguez Sunshine Herring Winfield Donia Johnson Jorge Owens
Shadows were not visible on the website until Season β12.

Season

Roster Changes

In Season 6, the Shoe Thieves experienced a Feedback swap, a Blooddrain and an allergic reaction:

• On Day 23 Antonio Wallace is caught in the Feedback against the Moist Talkers, exchanged for Lachlan Shelton.
• On Day 43 Beasley Gloom siphoned some pitching from Lawrence Horne.
• On Day 76 Joe Voorhees swallowed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction.

Notable Games

• On Day 22 fan favorite Gunther O'Brian got their first ever shutout with a 10-0 victory against the Moist Talkers.

Election Outcomes

The Shoe Thieves received two blessings:

• Who? blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  
  • Charleston Shoe Thieves stole the least popular player in the league, hitter Howell Franklin, from the Houston Spies, and maxed their stats. They sent back their worst hitter, Joe Voorhees.
  • The Shoe Thieves had 7% of the votes. The Hades Tigers were the highest bidders with 20% of the votes. 233,606 votes were cast.
• Mutually Arising blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
  
  • Improved the Mexico City Mild Wings' overall rating by 2%
  • Improved the Hawai'i Fridays' overall rating by 2%
  • Improved the Philly Pies' overall rating by 2%
  • Improved the Charleston Shoe Thieves' overall rating by 2%
  • Improved the Yellowstone Magic's overall rating by 2%
  • The Shoe Thieves had 16% of the votes. The Seattle Garages were the highest bidders with 24% of the votes. 75,599 votes were cast.

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Three Stripes Accord

In a highly controversial move, the Shoe Thieves accepted a sponsorship from shoe brand Adlidas. Suspiciously, players haven't been found to actually wear Adlidas shoes, on the field or off. It's alleged that this is because the sponsorship is actually a protection racket run by the Shoe Thieves, but when asked for comment, Cornelius Games stated, "I think 'protection racket' is both unfair and inaccurate, given that we've simply genially agreed to not steal shoes from Adlidas in exchange for them giving us the shoes we were going to steal. It saves them some money on security that they can instead invest in funding to cover the loss of the additional shoes that we end up also stealing."

After their sponsorship was suddenly terminated for unknown and suspicious reasons, other teams in Mild Low found themselves in possession of brand new Adlidas shoes, slightly improving their ability to play.