Difference between revisions of "Charleston Shoe Thieves"
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L -1-3 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]] | L -1-3 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]] | ||
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− | *'''Noise-Canceling Headphones''' | + | *'''Noise-Canceling Headphones''' equipped all 14 active players with {{ModifInline|Soundproof|duration=permanent}} [[Armor#Noise-Cancelling_Headphones|Headphones]]. |
− | *'''Traveling Team''' gave | + | *'''Traveling Team''' gave {{ModifInline|Traveling|duration=permanent}} to the Shoe Thieves. |
− | *'''Tag-Team Fourth Strike''' | + | *'''Tag-Team Fourth Strike''' gave the Shoe Thieves and the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] {{ModifInline|Fourth Strike|duration=season}}. |
− | *'''Haunted''' gave [[Esme Ramsey]] the {{ | + | *'''Haunted''' gave [[Esme Ramsey]] the {{ModifInline|Haunted|duration=permanent}} Modification. |
*'''Shadow Ban Together''' boosted the Mild Low division's shadows by 3%. | *'''Shadow Ban Together''' boosted the Mild Low division's shadows by 3%. | ||
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L 1-3 vs. [[Seattle Garages]] | L 1-3 vs. [[Seattle Garages]] | ||
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− | *[[Season 12#Wills|'''Enrich''']] granted | + | *[[Season 12#Wills|'''Enrich''']] granted {{ModifInline|Fourth Strike|duration=season}} to the Shoe Thieves. |
*[[Season 12#Wills|'''Infuse''']] boosted [[Tillman Henderson]] {{Star Change|16.2|20.2}} | *[[Season 12#Wills|'''Infuse''']] boosted [[Tillman Henderson]] {{Star Change|16.2|20.2}} | ||
*[[The Breath Mints]] '''Revoked''' [[Pudge Nakamoto]], who joined the Shoe Thieves' lineup. Pudge was also Infused the same elections. | *[[The Breath Mints]] '''Revoked''' [[Pudge Nakamoto]], who joined the Shoe Thieves' lineup. Pudge was also Infused the same elections. | ||
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*[[Season 13#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] sent [[Blood Hamburger]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Herring Winfield]]. | *[[Season 13#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] sent [[Blood Hamburger]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Herring Winfield]]. | ||
*[[Tillman Henderson]] was called back to the void, replaced by shadows pitcher [[Simba Davis]]. | *[[Tillman Henderson]] was called back to the void, replaced by shadows pitcher [[Simba Davis]]. | ||
− | *[[Tad Seeth]], the Shoe Thieves' latest shadows birth, is now | + | *[[Tad Seeth]], the Shoe Thieves' latest shadows birth, is now {{ModifInline|Redacted|duration=permanent}}. |
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|[[Season 14|14]] | |[[Season 14|14]] | ||
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− | |The Shoe Thieves benefited from the | + | |The Shoe Thieves benefited from the newly introduced {{ModifInline|Free Will|duration=permanent}}. |
*[[Season 14#Wills|'''Exchange''']] sent [[Bennett Bluesky]] to the [[Houston Spies|Houston Spies']] rotation in exchange for [[Jordan Hildebert]]. | *[[Season 14#Wills|'''Exchange''']] sent [[Bennett Bluesky]] to the [[Houston Spies|Houston Spies']] rotation in exchange for [[Jordan Hildebert]]. | ||
*[[Season 14#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] sent [[Simba Davis]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Blood Hamburger]]. | *[[Season 14#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] sent [[Simba Davis]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Blood Hamburger]]. | ||
*[[Season 14#Wills|'''Infuse''']] boosted [[Herring Winfield]] from {{Star Change|8.4|13.5}} | *[[Season 14#Wills|'''Infuse''']] boosted [[Herring Winfield]] from {{Star Change|8.4|13.5}} | ||
*The [[Moist Talkers]] '''Revoked''' [[Bright Zimmerman]], who joined the Shoe Thieves' rotation. | *The [[Moist Talkers]] '''Revoked''' [[Bright Zimmerman]], who joined the Shoe Thieves' rotation. | ||
− | *[[The Choux]] was turned into a | + | *[[The Choux]] was turned into a {{ModifInline|Crime Scene|duration=permanent}}. |
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|[[Season 15|15]] | |[[Season 15|15]] | ||
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L 2-3 vs. [[Dallas Steaks]] | L 2-3 vs. [[Dallas Steaks]] | ||
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− | *[[Season 16#Wills|'''Reform''']] turned [[Velasquez Alstott|Velasquez Alstott's]] {{ | + | *[[Season 16#Wills|'''Reform''']] turned [[Velasquez Alstott|Velasquez Alstott's]] {{ModifInline|Flinch|duration=permanent}} into {{ModifInline|Haunted|duration=permanent}}. |
*[[Season 16#Wills|'''Plunder''']] sent [[Goodwin Morin]] to the lineup, in exchange for [[Halexandrey Walton]]. | *[[Season 16#Wills|'''Plunder''']] sent [[Goodwin Morin]] to the lineup, in exchange for [[Halexandrey Walton]]. | ||
− | *'''Early Riser''' granted {{ | + | *'''Early Riser''' granted {{ModifInline|Earlbirds|duration=permanent}} to [[Esme Ramsey]]. |
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|[[Season 17|17]] | |[[Season 17|17]] | ||
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− | *[[Season 17#Wills|'''Reform''']] turned [[Velasquez Alstott|Velasquez Alstott's]] {{ | + | *[[Season 17#Wills|'''Reform''']] turned [[Velasquez Alstott|Velasquez Alstott's]] {{ModifInline|Haunted|duration=permanent}} into {{ModifInline|Homebody|duration=permanent}}. |
*[[Season 17#Wills|'''Transfuse''']] boosted [[Cornelius Games|Cornelius Games']] pitching {{Star Change|1.7|4}}, impairing baserunning {{Star Change|1.7|1.3}} | *[[Season 17#Wills|'''Transfuse''']] boosted [[Cornelius Games|Cornelius Games']] pitching {{Star Change|1.7|4}}, impairing baserunning {{Star Change|1.7|1.3}} | ||
*'''Dexterity Crate Drop''' gifted [[Simon Haley]] a [[Items|Passionate Leg Necklace of Dexterity]] | *'''Dexterity Crate Drop''' gifted [[Simon Haley]] a [[Items|Passionate Leg Necklace of Dexterity]] | ||
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− | *[[Season 18#Wills|'''Alternate Trust''']] turned [[Ren Hunter]] into a {{ | + | *[[Season 18#Wills|'''Alternate Trust''']] turned [[Ren Hunter]] into a {{ModifInline|Negative|duration=permanent}} {{ModifInline|Alternate|duration=permanent}}, removing {{ModifInline|Attractor|duration=permanent}}. |
− | *[[Season 18#Wills|'''Reform''']] turned [[Esme Ramsey|Esme Ramsey's]] {{ | + | *[[Season 18#Wills|'''Reform''']] turned [[Esme Ramsey|Esme Ramsey's]] {{ModifInline|Haunted|duration=permanent}} into {{ModifInline|Flippers|duration=permanent}}. |
− | *'''A Blood Type''' | + | *'''A Blood Type''' gave the team {{ModifInline|A Blood Type|duration=permanent}}. |
− | *'''Afterparty''' | + | *'''Afterparty''' gave the team {{ModifInline|Afterparty|duration=week}} for the first 9 days of the following season. |
− | *'''Bon Voyage''' | + | *'''Bon Voyage''' gave the team {{ModifInline|Good Riddance|duration=permanent}}. |
*[[Stew Briggs]] Roamed to the [[Ohio Worms]], triggering Good Riddance. | *[[Stew Briggs]] Roamed to the [[Ohio Worms]], triggering Good Riddance. | ||
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L 0-3 vs. [[Yellowstone Magic]] | L 0-3 vs. [[Yellowstone Magic]] | ||
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− | *[[Season 19#Wills|'''Shadow Revoke''']] sent [[Bright Zimmerman]] to the [[Breath Mints|Breath Mints']] Shadows. | + | *[[Season 19#Wills|'''Shadow Revoke''']] sent [[Bright Zimmerman]] to the [[Breath Mints|Breath Mints']] Shadows with {{ModifInline|On an Odyssey|duration=permanent}}. |
− | *[[Season 19#Wills|'''Reform''']] turned [[Stu Trololol|Stu Trololol's]] {{ | + | *[[Season 19#Wills|'''Reform''']] turned [[Stu Trololol|Stu Trololol's]] {{ModifInline|Flinch|duration=permanent}} into {{ModifInline|Spicy|duration=permanent}}. |
*'''Now Hiring''' recruited [[Agan Harrison]] from the [[Core Mechanics]]. | *'''Now Hiring''' recruited [[Agan Harrison]] from the [[Core Mechanics]]. | ||
*'''Fax Preparation''' sent [[Goodwin Morin III]] to the Shadows. | *'''Fax Preparation''' sent [[Goodwin Morin III]] to the Shadows. | ||
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− | *[[Season 22#Wills|'''Reform''']] turned [[Oscar Dollie|Oscar Dollie's]] {{ | + | *[[Season 22#Wills|'''Reform''']] turned [[Oscar Dollie|Oscar Dollie's]] {{ModifInline|Attractor|duration=permanent}} into {{ModifInline|Fire Eater|duration=permanent}}. |
*[[Season 22#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] sent [[Herring Winfield]] to the Crabs in exchange for [[Jessica Telephone]]. | *[[Season 22#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] sent [[Herring Winfield]] to the Crabs in exchange for [[Jessica Telephone]]. | ||
*The [[Steaks]] '''Exchanged''' Jessica Telephone with [[Conner Haley]]. | *The [[Steaks]] '''Exchanged''' Jessica Telephone with [[Conner Haley]]. | ||
*[[Season 22#Blessings|'''Big Swap''']] sent [[Ren Hunter]] to the [[Pies]] in exchange for [[Tad Seeth]]. | *[[Season 22#Blessings|'''Big Swap''']] sent [[Ren Hunter]] to the [[Pies]] in exchange for [[Tad Seeth]]. | ||
− | *[[Season 22#Blessings|'''Lineup Alternate Trust''']] called the {{ | + | *[[Season 22#Blessings|'''Lineup Alternate Trust''']] called the {{ModifInline|Negative|duration=permanent}} Alternates of [[Velasquez Alstott]], [[Jordan Hildebert]] and [[Tad Seeth]]. |
− | *The [[Ohio Worms]] won [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Record Scratch''']] and gave {{ | + | *The [[Ohio Worms]] won [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Record Scratch''']] and gave {{ModifInline|Skipping|duration=permanent}} to [[Velasquez Alstott]]. |
*The [[Seattle Garages]] won [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Gachapon''']] and sent [[Winnie Loser]] from our Shadows to theirs. | *The [[Seattle Garages]] won [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Gachapon''']] and sent [[Winnie Loser]] from our Shadows to theirs. | ||
− | *The [[Hawai'i Fridays]] won [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Subtractor Avoidance''']] and gave {{ | + | *The [[Hawai'i Fridays]] won [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Subtractor Avoidance''']] and gave {{ModifInline|Subtractor|duration=permanent}} to [[Esme Ramsey]]. |
*[[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed out of the Hall of Flame to the [[Moist Talkers]]. | *[[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed out of the Hall of Flame to the [[Moist Talkers]]. | ||
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Revision as of 09:10, 9 July 2021
The Charleston Shoe Thieves are an Internet League Blaseball team in the Mild Low division of the Mild League. They have been a part of the League since Season AA. The Shoe Thieves were previously in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League.
Roster
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Player History
For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Charleston Shoe Thieves Players.
Season Results
The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)
Season | Record | Place in Subleague | Postseason | Elections |
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1 | 51-48 | 5th | ||
2 | 50-49 | 4th | ILB Finalists
W 3-2 vs. Dallas Steaks |
The Yes Plz! Blessing, improved the Shoe Thieves' hitting by 10%. |
3 | 60-40
The Grand Unslam granted 2 Wins to the Shoe Thieves |
2nd | Eliminated Round 1
L 1-3 vs. San Francisco Lovers |
The Philly Pies sent Kevin Dudley to the Shoe Thieves with Go Away! They took Forrest Bookbaby in return. |
4 | 51-48 | 4th | Eliminated Round 1
L 1-3 vs. Chicago Firefighters |
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5 | 46-53 | 7th | The High Filter Decree moved the Shoe Thieves to the Mild Low division.
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6 | 48-51 | 6th |
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7 | 56-43 | 2nd | Eliminated Round 1
L 2-3 vs. Seattle Garages |
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8 | 49-50 | 6th |
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9 | 62-37 | 1st | ILB Champions
W 3-1 vs. Hades Tigers |
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10 | 65-34 | 2nd | ILB Finalists
W 3-2 vs. Kansas City Breath Mints |
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11 | 59-42
Sun 2 and Black Hole were introduced. |
2nd | Eliminated Round 1
L 2-3 vs. Seattle Garages |
The Shoe Thieves were assigned the Arcana X The Wheel of Fortune. |
The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 25)
Season | Record | Place in Subleague | Postseason | Elections |
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12 | 42 (42-57) | 8th
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Mild League Finalists
W 2-1 vs. New York Millennials |
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13 | 42 (41-58) | 9th |
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14 | 36 (37-62) | 12th | The Shoe Thieves benefited from the newly introduced Free Will.
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15 | 44 (43-56) | 12th |
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16 | 44 (43-56) | 9th
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Eliminated Round 2
W 2-1 vs. Kansas City Breath Mints |
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17 | 52 (52-47) | 6th |
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18 | 39 (40-59) | 10th |
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19 | -38 (35-64)
Turntables was introduced. |
3rd | Eliminated Round 2
L 0-3 vs. Yellowstone Magic |
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20 | 46 (46-53) | 8th | Underbracket: Eliminated Round 2
W 2-1 vs. Philly Pies |
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21 | 50 (37-62) | 8th |
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22 | 64 (50-49) | 5th |
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Team Overview
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
For an in-depth look at the Shoe Thieves' history, see Charleston Shoe Thieves/History.
The Charleston Shoe Thieves are from Charleston. They are known for stealing shoes, especially from rival teams. The Shoe Thieves are also known as "the second gayest team in Blaseball" after losing the top spot to the New York Millennials in a game of paper scissors rock. They have a long-standing friendship with the Halifax-based Canada Moist Talkers, with whom they have traded players no fewer than fives times.
The team originally formed as a front for a heist, led by legendary master thief Cornelius Games. Once they realized that they were somewhat competent at the game, the team continued to play professionally. The current roster is a mixture of Games' original crew, professional blaseball players, and Gunther.
Shoes Thieves signal to each other by holding up coded shoes.
Stadium
The Choux Stadium is a French Patisserie in the forest of Mt. Pleasant, although its exact location is unknown. The stadium is maintained by a team of mysterious Gnomes who seemed to appear not long after the stadium was established. Their role in the disappearance of patrons' shoes is unconfirmed. Rumours that the gnomes are just mutant raccoons are unsubstantiated.
Staff
Ownership
The Shoe Thieves do not have a traditional owner. Ownership of the team is distributed among every patron of the Choux Stadium and returned upon exit.
Current Staff
- General Manager: Cornelius Games functions as the team's general manager, as well as being their ace pitcher.
- Manager: You!
- Pitching Coach: After their unfortunate delacing, Matteo Prestige's spirit became trapped in the upper decks of Choux Stadium. In between cries of eternal anguish, the spirit can be heard coaching the team's pitching staff. They have been given the honorary title of head pitching coach as a result.
- Chief Marine Biologist and Legal Council: Holden Milk makes sure that if a shoe thief is ever caught, no one ever sets foot in court.
Mascots
Sneaker Pete is the Shoe Thieves' current mascot and ward. Gunther O'Brian was the previous mascot until he was mistakenly drafted as Matteo Prestige's replacement.
Fan Culture
For a more in-depth look at Shoe Thieves fan culture, see Charleston Shoe Thieves/Fan Culture
Fans of the Charleston Shoe Thieves are also known as "Accomplices" or "Thieves". There is an emphasis on mutual respect, supporting fellow thieves, and the search for fresh kicks. The most common chant heard from fans is a call and response: "Whose Kicks? / Our Kicks!"
Curse
Following the Grand Unslam, the Charleston Shoe Thieves did not gain any performance stars as the result of a feedback trade (or set of single game feedback trades,) between the advent of feedback in Season 4 and Day 63 of Season 9, despite being affected by feedback six times over five seasons. This string of bad luck was attributed to a splorts curse brought into effect by an entity or entities affiliated with the city of Los Angeles or the Unlimited Tacos to punish the Shoe Thieves for their role in opening the Bad Gateway and shattering the city of Los Angeles into the infinite Los Angeli. In a statement to press regarding the curse, Shoe Thieves pitcher and general manager Cornelius Games noted that the team “...bear no ill will toward the Tacos or the city of Los Angeles. We don't even know that there is a curse, or that Los Angeles is its source. Our sins are manifold and we are unrepentant. We will not be returning Wyatt Mason's 1985 Air Jordans.”
The curse was broken on Day 63 of Season 9, when Beasley Gloom was traded to the Canada Moist Talkers for Jaylen Hotdogfingers. Fans have speculated that Jaylen's relationship to The Microphone, an entity closely associated with the Grand Unslam, may have had some bearing on the breaking of the curse.
Further Curses
Following their defeat at the hands of the Shelled One's Pods, the Shoe Thieves acquired the Flinch and Mild curses. Hitters afflicted by the Flinch curse cannot swing until a strike has been thrown in the At Bat. Pitchers with Mild will occasionally throw a mild pitch, which counts as a ball but causes all runners on base to advance.
The Shelled One is known to have asserted that players defeated by the pods would receive five curses. It is therefore possible that the Shoe Thieves are subject to several as-yet undetected curses.
Historic Moments
Stu Stole Home
On Day 26 of Season 2, in a game against the Hawai'i Fridays, Stu Trololol stole fourth base in the bottom of the 14th inning to put the Fridays into shame.
Stu Stole Home 2
On Day 71 of Season 2, in a game against the New York Millennials, Trololol again stole fourth base in the bottom of the 8th inning to secure a 6-5 win for the Shoe Thieves.
The Grand Unslam
See the main article on The Grand Unslam.
On Day 73 of Season 3, in a game against the Los Angeles Tacos, Morrow Doyle hit a grand slam at the top of the 15th inning that shook the very foundations of Blaseball itself.
Gunther's Great Heist
On Day 97 of Season 4, Gunther O'Brian holds the Hawai'i Fridays to only a single run and secures the Shoe Thieves' place in the playoffs.
Beasley's Boss Battle
On Day 63 of Season 5, Beasley Gloom pitched 14 great innings against the Chicago Firefighters, holding them to only three runs, then Esme Ramsey hit a home run to shame them in the bottom of the 14th.
Dudley Shames Dudley
See the main article on Dudley Shames Dudley.
On Day 76 of Season 5, Wesley Dudley scored the winning run in the bottom of the 10th inning, shaming Shoe Thieves pitcher Kevin Dudley.
Gunther's Supercharged Shutout
On Day 22 of Season 6, Gunther O'Brian pitches his first shut out against the Canada Moist Talkers in a 10-0 stomping.
Workman's Last Stand
On Day 81 of Season 7, Canada Moist Talkers batter Workman Gloom was tragically incinerated to repay a debt. Though no longer a Shoe Thief, accomplices celebrated their accomplishments and mourned their incineration alongside Moist Talkers fans all the same. In the bottom of the 4th inning, Gloom posthumously hit a solo home run, bringing the Moist Talkers out of a 1-1 tie. Gloom's heroic final run stands as a testament to their dedication and skill to the splort of Blaseball.
The Double Swap
On Day 44 of Season 8, the Canada Moist Talkers and Charleston Shoe Thieves (an already infamous pair with respect to player trades) were the first teams to ever experience two Feedback swaps in one game. On Day 40, Eugenia Garbage had been hit by a pitch and began Flickering. In a later game against the Shoe Thieves, still flickering, Garbage was swapped for Lachlan Shelton in the bottom of the 2nd inning. Garbage played for the Shoe Thieves in the top of the 4th inning, before being swapped again in the top of the 7th for Moist Talker Simon Haley. By the end of the transaction only two players ended up on different teams, but Garbage was moved to the top of the Moist Talker's lineup, where previously they had been second to last.
Stu Stole Ascension
In Game 5 of the Season 9 Internet Series, Stu Trololol hit a three-run home run in the bottom of the 9th inning to secure the internet series title, shame the Baltimore Crabs and prevent them from ascending. Due to the application of the Shame Bubble blessing at the end of Season 9, the shame from this home run carried over into the following season.
Fan Works
Logo by Cobaltcakes
Art by Josh Millard
Card template by @shenaniglenn and @JohannaGaudet
Season 9 lineup by @lizzybutt
The Shoe Thieves as of Season 11 by @solphy
The Shoe Thieves relaxing during the Season 11 Grand Siesta by @solphy
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Shadows | ||
Buried | Richardson Games · Darren Chill · Slosh Gulp · Becker Solis | |
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Stats | Season | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 1 · 2 · Full List |
Circuits | Gamma 1 · Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
Events | The Grand Unslam · Day X | |
Ballpark | Choux Stadium | |
Community Lore | ||
Staff | Cornelius Games · Matteo Prestige · Sneaker Pete · Holden Milk | |
Places | Charleston · The Beck And Call · Sunken Charleston Remembrance Obelisk | |
History | Charleston Shoe Thieves' History · Fan Awards | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
Your Kicks are Our Kicks. |