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In {{BetaSeason|2}}, the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] finished 9th in the [[Good League]], and 18th in the [[ILB]].
  
In [[Season 2]] the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] finished 9th in the Good League, and 18th in the ILB, and won two blessings in the [[Season 2#Election|Election]].
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The Breath Mints won two blessings in the {{BetaSeason|2#Election|Election}}, maximizing the pitching of [[Axel Trololol]], and improving team baserunning by 15%. Additionally, because they placed in the bottom four teams in the regular season, the Breath Mints gained a [[The Fourth Strike|Fourth Strike]] for the following season due to the '''Fourth Strike''' decree.
 
==Roster==
 
==Roster==
 
The starting roster of Season 2.
 
The starting roster of Season 2.
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The Kansas City Breath Mints experienced no changes to their roster over the course of the season or postseason.
 
The Kansas City Breath Mints experienced no changes to their roster over the course of the season or postseason.
 
===Notable Games===
 
===Notable Games===
In Season 2 some of the notable Breath Mints games were:
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In Season 2, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:
*On '''Day 13''' [[Fitzgerald Massey]] is [[incineration|incinerated]] in a game between the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] and the Kansas City Breath Mints. This is the [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|second]] incineration in the ILB, and the first to happen during active play.
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*On '''Day 13''', [[Fitzgerald Massey]] is [[incineration|incinerated]] in a game between the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] and the Kansas City Breath Mints. This is the [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|second]] incineration in the [[ILB]], and the first to happen during active play.
  
 
==Election Outcomes==
 
==Election Outcomes==
*The Breath Mints were one of 4 teams affected by the '''[[Season 2#Decrees|Fourth Strike]]''' decree, granting them a fourth strike for the following season.
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===Decrees===
*'''[[Season 2#Blessings|Wind Sprints]]''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] {{Teamicon|mints}}
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*The Breath Mints were one of 4 teams affected by the '''{{BetaSeason|2#Decrees|Fourth Strike}}''' decree, granting them a fourth strike for the following season.
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===Blessings===
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*'''{{BetaSeason|2#Blessings|Wind Sprints}}''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] {{Teamicon|mints}}
 
** Baserunning improved by 15%.
 
** Baserunning improved by 15%.
*'''[[Season 2#Blessings|Literal Arm Cannon]]''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] {{Teamicon|mints}}
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*'''{{BetaSeason|2#Blessings|Literal Arm Cannon}}''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] {{Teamicon|mints}}
 
** [[Axel Trololol]]’s pitching was maxed out.
 
** [[Axel Trololol]]’s pitching was maxed out.
  
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[[Category:Season 2]]

Latest revision as of 00:13, 17 January 2023



In Season β2, the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 9th in the Good League, and 18th in the ILB.

The Breath Mints won two blessings in the Election, maximizing the pitching of Axel Trololol, and improving team baserunning by 15%. Additionally, because they placed in the bottom four teams in the regular season, the Breath Mints gained a Fourth Strike for the following season due to the Fourth Strike decree.

Roster

The starting roster of Season 2.

Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Season

Roster Changes

The Kansas City Breath Mints experienced no changes to their roster over the course of the season or postseason.

Notable Games

In Season 2, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:

Election Outcomes

Decrees

  • The Breath Mints were one of 4 teams affected by the Fourth Strike decree, granting them a fourth strike for the following season.

Blessings

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Following a second season where the Mints placed in the bottom four, fan-organized voting (anecdotally referred to as The Process) supported by a litany of statistical tools and psy-ops strategies begat outcomes that could hardly be better for the fresh players.

First, the Fourth Strike decree passed, granting an arcane rule-change to the hitters of the Breath Mints. Then, spirits from the Wind Realm (the Wind Sprints blessing) visited the training camp, and, pleased with what they saw, and always striving to make every plane they visit fresher, bestowed their elemental powers unto the Mints - making their baserunning increase by a whopping 15%.

And finally, Axel Trololol, the Mints' very own regular old guy who loves cars and beer - and who hides a dark prehensile secret - suddenly came one step closer to his dream of himself becoming a car, by having his pitching arm replaced with a Literal Arm Cannon. Pressed for comment, Axel said "Actually my name's Alex".