Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 2

🍬 Kansas City Breath Mints
Season 2
Dates	July 27, 2020 - August 2, 2020
← Previous	Season 1
Next →	Season 3
Results
Postseason	N/A
Overall Record	41-58
Divine Favor	4
Division	4th in Good Lawful
League	9th in Good League
ILB Placement	18th overall
Decrees
The Fourth Strike: All batters on the bottom four teams of last season gain a Fourth Strike.
Blessings
Wind Sprints   Baserunning +15% Literal Arm Cannon   Axel Trololol Pitching +Max

In Season β2, the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 9th in the Good League, and 18th in the ILB.

The Breath Mints won two blessings in the Election, maximizing the pitching of Axel Trololol, and improving team baserunning by 15%. Additionally, because they placed in the bottom four teams in the regular season, the Breath Mints gained a Fourth Strike for the following season due to the Fourth Strike decree.

Roster

The starting roster of Season 2.

Lineup	Rotation
Hewitt Best Dickerson Morse Whit Steakknife Grey Alvarado Rodriguez Internet Eizabeth Guerra Eduardo Ingram Boyfriend Monreal Marquez Clark	Leach Ingram Oscar Vaughan Winnie Hess Axel Trololol PolkaDot Zavala
Shadows
Helga Washington Kina Larsen Lucas Petty Sandie Carver Jordan Boone Justice Valenzuela Conrad Bates Adkins Swagger Hendricks Lenny Daniel Mendoza James Boy

Season

Roster Changes

The Kansas City Breath Mints experienced no changes to their roster over the course of the season or postseason.

Notable Games

In Season 2, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:

• On Day 13, Fitzgerald Massey is incinerated in a game between the Hawai'i Fridays and the Kansas City Breath Mints. This is the second incineration in the ILB, and the first to happen during active play.

Election Outcomes

Decrees

• The Breath Mints were one of 4 teams affected by the Fourth Strike decree, granting them a fourth strike for the following season.

Blessings

• Wind Sprints blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints
  
  • Baserunning improved by 15%.
• Literal Arm Cannon blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints
  
  • Axel Trololol’s pitching was maxed out.

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Following a second season where the Mints placed in the bottom four, fan-organized voting (anecdotally referred to as The Process) supported by a litany of statistical tools and psy-ops strategies begat outcomes that could hardly be better for the fresh players.

First, the Fourth Strike decree passed, granting an arcane rule-change to the hitters of the Breath Mints. Then, spirits from the Wind Realm (the Wind Sprints blessing) visited the training camp, and, pleased with what they saw, and always striving to make every plane they visit fresher, bestowed their elemental powers unto the Mints - making their baserunning increase by a whopping 15%.

And finally, Axel Trololol, the Mints' very own regular old guy who loves cars and beer - and who hides a dark prehensile secret - suddenly came one step closer to his dream of himself becoming a car, by having his pitching arm replaced with a Literal Arm Cannon. Pressed for comment, Axel said "Actually my name's Alex".