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==Season Results==
 
==Season Results==
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 2</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)</span><br />
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The Shoe Thieves narrowly secured The Good League's fourth and final playoff spot in Game 98 of [[Season 2]], edging out the [[Yellowstone Magic]] to proceed to the playoffs with a final record of 50-49, the least wins of any playoff team that season. The Shoe Thieves made it to the Internet Series finals before losing the championship to the [[Philly Pies]].
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{| class="wikitable alternating-rows mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
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!Season
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!Record
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!Place in Subleague
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!Postseason
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!Elections
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|-
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|[[Season 1|1]]
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|51-48
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|5th
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|
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|
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|-
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|[[Season 2|2]]
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|50-49
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|4th
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|'''ILB Finalists'''
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W 3-2 vs. [[Dallas Steaks]]<br />
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W 3-0 vs. [[Boston Flowers]]<br />
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L 1-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]]
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|The '''Yes Plz!''' Blessing, improved the Shoe Thieves' hitting by 10%.
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|-
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|[[Season 3|3]]
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|60-40
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<small>The [[Grand Unslam]] granted 2 Wins to the Shoe Thieves</small>
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|2nd
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|'''Eliminated Round 1'''
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L 1-3 vs. [[San Francisco Lovers]]
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|The [[Philly Pies]] sent [[Kevin Dudley]] to the Shoe Thieves with '''Go Away!''' They took [[Forrest Bookbaby]] in return.
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|-
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|[[Season 4|4]]
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|51-48
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|4th
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|'''Eliminated Round 1'''
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L 1-3 vs. [[Chicago Firefighters]]
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|
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*The '''Alternate Reality''' Decree passed. [[Stu Trololol]] and [[Snyder Briggs|Snyder Briggs']] Alternates are called.
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*'''Grappling Hook''' improved [[Richardson Games|Richardson Games']] baserunning {{Star Change|2.5|5.5}} and defense {{Star Change|3|5.5}}
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|-
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|[[Season 5|5]]
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|46-53
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|7th
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|
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|The '''High Filter''' Decree moved the Shoe Thieves to the Mild Low division.<br />
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*'''Bad Neighbors''' impaired the overall rating of the rest of the [[Mild Low]] division by 3%.
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*'''Soul Swap''' randomized the 5 worst players on the team:
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**[[Gunther O'Brian|Gunther O'Brian's]] pitching stats were randomized {{Star Change|0|2}}
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**[[Beasley Gloom|Beasley Gloom's]] pitching stats were randomized {{Star Change|0.5|0.5}}, then again {{Star Change|0.5|2.5}}
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**[[Kevin Dudley|Kevin Dudley's]] pitching stats were randomized {{Star Change|0.5|2}}
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**[[Snyder Briggs|Snyder Briggs's]] pitching stats were randomized {{Star Change|1|0.5}}
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|-
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|[[Season 6|6]]
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|48-51
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|6th
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|
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|
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*'''Who?''' stole the least popular player in the league, hitter [[Howell Franklin]], from the [[Houston Spies]], and maxed their stats. Their worst hitter, [[Joe Voorhees]], was sent in return.
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*'''Mutually Arising''' improved the overall rating of the [[Mild Low]] division by 2%
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|-
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|[[Season 7|7]]
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|56-43
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|2nd
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|'''Eliminated Round 1'''
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L 2-3 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]
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|
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*The '''Bless Off''' decree prevents the top 4 teams from getting Blessings.
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*The [[Hawai'i Fridays]] protect Mild Low with the '''Shame Bubble'''.
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|-
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|[[Season 8|8]]
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|49-50
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|6th
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|
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*'''Radical Alchemy''' re-rolled the team's three worst players:
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**[[Snyder Briggs|Snyder Briggs']] pitching stats were randomized {{Star Change|0.5|2}}
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**[[Simon Haley|Simon Haley's]] hitting stats were randomized {{Star Change|1|3.5}}
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**[[Hotbox Sato|Hotbox Sato's]] hitting stats were randomized {{Star Change|1.5|2}}
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*'''Thief in the Night''' stole [[Fitzgerald Wanderlust]] from the [[Unlimited Tacos|Unlimited Tacos']] Shadows. [[Kevin Dudley]] was sent to the Tacos' Shadows in return.
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|-
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|[[Season 9|9]]
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|62-37
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|1st
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|'''ILB Champions'''
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W 3-1 vs. [[Hades Tigers]]<br />
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W 3-1 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]<br />
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W 3-2 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]<br />
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L 0-1 vs. [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]
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|
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*The [[Crabs]] get the '''Fifth Base bubble''', protecting Wild High. A fifth base is installed in the Choux.
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*The [[Flowers]] get the '''Shame bubble''', protecting Wild Low. The thieves are subject to Targeted Shame.
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|-
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|[[Season 10|10]]
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|65-34
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|2nd
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|'''ILB Finalists'''
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W 3-2 vs. [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]<br />
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W 3-0 vs. [[New York Millennials]]<br />
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L -1-3 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]
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*'''Noise-Canceling Headphones''' protected the entire team from [[Feedback]].
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*'''Traveling Team''' gave a Team [[Modification]] to play 5% better in away games.
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*'''Tag-Team Fourth Strike''' gained [[Modifications|The Fourth Strike]], shared with the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]].
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*'''Haunted''' gave [[Esme Ramsey]] the {{ModLink|Haunted}} Modification.
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*'''Shadow Ban Together''' boosted the Mild Low division's shadows by 3%.
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|-
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|[[Season 11|11]]
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|59-42
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<small>[[Sun 2]] and [[Black Hole]] were introduced.</small>
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|2nd
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|'''Eliminated Round 1'''
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L 2-3 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]
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|The Shoe Thieves were assigned the [[Arcana]] '''X The Wheel of Fortune'''.
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|}
  
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In the [[Season 2#Election Results|Season 2 election]], the Shoe Thieves won a single blessing:
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 25)</span><br />
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{| class="wikitable alternating-rows mw-collapsible"
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*'''Yes Plz!''', which improved their hitting by 10%.
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!Season
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!Record
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 3</span><br />
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!Place in Subleague
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The Shoe Thieves advanced to the playoffs in [[Season 3]], securing the second playoff spot in The Good League with a record of 60-40, and were eliminated in the first round of the playoffs against the [[San Francisco Lovers]].
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!Postseason
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!Elections
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 4</span><br />
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|-
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|[[Season 12|12]]
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In the [[Season 4#Election Results|Season 4 election]], the Shoe Thieves won a single blessing:
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|42 (42-57)
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|8th
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*'''Grappling Hook''', which increased [[Richardson Games|Richardson Games']] baserunning and defense to 5.5 stars each.
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(Wild Card)
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|'''Mild League Finalists'''
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 5</span><br />
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W 2-1 vs. [[New York Millennials]]<br />
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In the [[Season 5#Election Results|Season 5 election]], the Shoe Thieves won two blessings:
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W 3-1 vs. [[Philly Pies]]<br />
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L 1-3 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]
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*'''Bad Neighbors''', which impaired the overall rating of the rest of the [[Mild Low]] division by 3%.
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|
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*'''Soul Swap''', which randomized the 5 worst players on the team:
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*[[Season 12#Wills|'''Enrich''']] granted the Fourth Strike to the Shoe Thieves.
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**[[Gunther O'Brian|Gunther O'Brian's]] pitching stats were randomized (0 -> 2)
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*[[Season 12#Wills|'''Infuse''']] boosted [[Tillman Henderson]] {{Star Change|16.2|20.2}}
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**[[Beasley Gloom|Beasley Gloom's]] pitching stats were randomized (0.5 -> 0.5), then again (0.5 -> 2.5)
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*[[The Breath Mints]] '''Revoked''' [[Pudge Nakamoto]], who joined the Shoe Thieves' lineup. Pudge was also Infused the same elections.
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**[[Kevin Dudley|Kevin Dudley's]] pitching stats were randomized (0.5 -> 2)
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|-
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**[[Snyder Briggs|Snyder Briggs's]] pitching stats were randomized (1 -> 0.5)
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|[[Season 13|13]]
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|42 (41-58)
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 6</span><br />
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|9th
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In the [[Season 6#Election Results|Season 6 election]], the Shoe Thieves won two blessings:
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|
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|
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*'''Who?''', which stole the least popular player in the league, hitter [[Howell Franklin]], from the [[Houston Spies]], and maxed their stats. Their worst hitter, [[Joe Voorhees]], was sent in return.
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*[[Season 13#Wills|'''Infuse''']] boosted [[Stu Trololol]] from {{Star Change|9|13.3}}
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*'''Mutually Arising''', which improved the overall rating of the [[Mild Low]] division by 2%
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*[[Season 13#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] sent [[Blood Hamburger]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Herring Winfield]].
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*[[Tillman Henderson]] was called back to the void, replaced by shadows pitcher [[Simba Davis]].
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 7</span><br />
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*[[Tad Seeth]], the Shoe Thieves' latest shadows birth, is now [[Redacted]].
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The Shoe Thieves secured the Mild League's third playoff spot and the highest of the Mild Low division with a record of 56-43, just barely ahead of season champions [[Mexico City Wild Wings]].
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|-
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|[[Season 14|14]]
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In the [[Season_7#Election Results|Season 7 election]], Shoe Thieves were one of the top 4 teams impacted by the '''Bless Off''' decree and were ineligible to receive any blessings, but were still among the [[Mild Low]] division teams to be protected by '''The Shame Bubble'''.
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|36 (37-62)
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|12th
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 8</span><br />
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|
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In the [[Season 8#Election Results|Season 8 election]], the Shoe Thieves won two blessings:
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|The Shoe Thieves benefited from the '''[[Free Will]]''' Decree.
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*[[Season 14#Wills|'''Exchange''']] sent [[Bennett Bluesky]] to the [[Houston Spies|Houston Spies']] rotation in exchange for [[Jordan Hildebert]].
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*'''Radical Alchemy''', which re-rolled the team's three worst players:
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*[[Season 14#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] sent [[Simba Davis]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Blood Hamburger]].
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**[[Snyder Briggs|Snyder Briggs']] pitching stats were randomized (0.5 -> 2)
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*[[Season 14#Wills|'''Infuse''']] boosted [[Herring Winfield]] from {{Star Change|8.4|13.5}}
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**[[Simon Haley|Simon Haley's]] hitting stats were randomized (1 -> 3.5)
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*The [[Moist Talkers]] '''Revoked''' [[Bright Zimmerman]], who joined the Shoe Thieves' rotation.
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**[[Hotbox Sato|Hotbox Sato's]] hitting stats were randomized (1.5 -> 2)
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*[[The Choux]] was turned into a [[Crime Scene]].
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*'''Thief in the Night''', which stole [[Fitzgerald Wanderlust]] from the [[Unlimited Tacos|Unlimited Tacos']] Shadows. [[Kevin Dudley]] was sent to the Tacos' Shadows in return.
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|-
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|[[Season 15|15]]
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 9</span><br />
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|44 (43-56)
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The Charleston Shoe Thieves won the Season 9 Internet League championships in a five game reverse sweep of the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. The fifth game ended in a three run home run hit by Stu Trololol to shame the Crabs five runs to four.
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|12th
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|
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Following their victory in the Season 9 Internet League, the Shoe Thieves participated in Blaseball-based combat against [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]] and were defeated. In punishment the [[The Shelled One|Peanut]] conferred the Flinch and Mild curses on the Shoe Thieves' batting lineup and pitching rotation respectively.
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|
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*[[Season 15#Wills|'''Transfuse''']] boosted [[Snyder Briggs|Snyder Briggs']] pitching {{Star Change|2.9|4.1}}, impairing defense {{Star Change|3.1|2.8}}
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Following the [[Season 9#Election Results|Season 9 election]], the Shoe Thieves were subject to the Fifth Base and Targeted Shame.
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*[[Season 15#Wills|'''Plunder''']] sent [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Conditional Yuniesky]].
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*The [[Garages]] moved Jaylen Hotdogfingers back to their rotation.
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 10</span><br />
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*'''Blood Pact''' recruited [[Halexandrey Walton]] from the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]].
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The Shoe Thieves secured the Season 10 [[Mild League]] championship and faced off against the Baltimore Crabs in a second consecutive Internet League championship, but were defeated three to negative one after a [[Black Hole|causality event]] swallowed the sun, moon and one Shoe Thieves win. The Thieves had no wins at the time of the causality event and so finished the series with the first negative record in Internet League history.
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*[[Stew Briggs]] Roamed from the Spies to the Shoe Thieves.
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|-
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On day 7 of Season 10, Simon Haley recorded the first verified Pentaslam and was awarded the Five-Blood [[Blagonballs|Blagonball]].
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|[[Season 16|16]]
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|44 (43-56)
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Over the course of Season 10, the Shoe Thieves established a new regular-season shutout record with 17 recorded shutouts, plus one shameout (a shutout recorded against a team with negative starting runs), breaking the record of 15 shutouts previously held by the Baltimore Crabs.
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|9th
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(Wild Card)
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During the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 election]], the Shoes Thieves won five blessings:
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|'''Eliminated Round 2'''
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W 2-1 vs. [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]<br />
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*'''Noise-Canceling Headphones''' - protected their entire team from [[Feedback]]
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L 2-3 vs. [[Dallas Steaks]]
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*'''Traveling Team''' - play 5% better in away games
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|
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*'''Tag-Team Fourth Strike''' - gain [[Modifications|The Fourth Strike]], shared with the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
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*[[Season 16#Wills|'''Reform''']] turned [[Velasquez Alstott|Velasquez Alstott's]] {{ModLink|Flinch}} into {{ModLink|Haunted}}.
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*'''Haunted''' - [[Esme Ramsey]] became [[Modifications|Haunted]]
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*[[Season 16#Wills|'''Plunder''']] sent [[Goodwin Morin]] to the lineup, in exchange for [[Halexandrey Walton]].
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*'''Shadow Ban Together''' - boosted the Mild Low division's shadows by 3%.
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*'''Early Riser''' granted {{ModLink|Earlbirds}} to [[Esme Ramsey]].
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|-
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 11</span><br />
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|[[Season 17|17]]
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In the [[Season 11#Election Results|Season 11 elections]], the Shoe Thieves were assigned the [[Arcana]] '''X The Wheel of Fortune'''.
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|52 (52-47)
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|6th
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 12</span><br />
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|
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The Shoe Thieves finished last in the Mild Low and did not secure a playoff spot, but did secure the Mild League wild card. They won against the [[New York Millennials]] and [[Philly Pies]], before losing to the [[Seattle Garages]].
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|
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*[[Season 17#Wills|'''Reform''']] turned [[Velasquez Alstott|Velasquez Alstott's]] {{ModLink|Haunted}} into {{ModLink|Homebody}}.
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In the [[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12 elections]], the Shoe Thieves received [[Season 12#Wills|'''Enrich''']] and [[Season 12#Wills|'''Infuse''']] as wills, which gave them [[Modifications|The Fourth Strike]] again, and boosted [[Tillman Henderson]] from {{Star Change|16.2|20.2}} total. The Shoe Thieves also received [[Pudge Nakamoto]] as a result of the Breath Mints' [[Season 12#Wills|'''Revoke''']] will.
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*[[Season 17#Wills|'''Transfuse''']] boosted [[Cornelius Games|Cornelius Games']] pitching {{Star Change|1.7|4}}, impairing baserunning {{Star Change|1.7|1.3}}
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*'''Dexterity Crate Drop''' gifted [[Simon Haley]] a [[Items|Passionate Leg Necklace of Dexterity]]
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 13</span><br />
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*'''Slime Crate Drop''' gifted [[Blood Hamburger]] a [[Items|Slimy Leg Bat]]
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The Shoe Thieves finished second-to-last in the Mild Low and did not advance to the playoffs.
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*The [[Tokyo Lift]] '''Exchanged''' [[Alejandro Leaf]], taking [[Inky Rutledge]] from the thieves in return.
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|-
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In the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]], the Shoe Thieves received [[Season 13#Wills|'''Infuse''']] and [[Season 13#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] as wills, which boosted [[Stu Trololol]] from {{Star Change|9|13.3}} total, and sent [[Blood Hamburger]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Herring Winfield]].
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|[[Season 18|18]]
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|39 (40-59)
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 14</span><br />
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|10th
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The Shoe Thieves finished last in Mild Low and did not advance to the playoffs.
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|
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|
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In the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], the Shoe Thieves benefited from the previous season's [[Season 13#Decrees|'''Free Wills''']] decree and received [[Season 14#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']], [[Season 14#Wills|'''Infuse''']], and [[Season 14#Wills|'''Exchange''']] as wills, sending [[Simba Davis]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Blood Hamburger]], boosting the [[Herring Winfield]] from {{Star Change|8.4|13.5}} total, and trading [[Bennett Bluesky]] to the [[Houston Spies]] for [[Jordan Hildebert]]. The Shoe Thieves also received a [[Modifications|Roamin']] [[Bright Zimmerman]] from the [[Canada Moist Talkers]].
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*[[Season 18#Wills|'''Alternate Trust''']] turned [[Ren Hunter]]  into a {{ModLink|Negative}} {{ModLink|Alternate}}, removing {{ModLink|Attractor}}.
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*[[Season 18#Wills|'''Reform''']] turned [[Esme Ramsey|Esme Ramsey's]] {{ModLink|Haunted}} into {{ModLink|Flippers}}.
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 15</span><br />
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*'''A Blood Type''' was granted to the Shoe Thieves.
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The Shoe Thieves finished last in Mild Low and did not advance to the playoffs.
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*'''Afterparty''' was granted to the Shoe Thieves.
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*'''Bon Voyage''' granted the Shoe Thieves the Good Riddance Modification.
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In the [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]], the Shoe Thieves received [[Season 15#Wills|'''Transfuse''']] and [[Season 15#Wills|'''Plunder''']] as wills, boosting the pitching and reducing the defense of [[Snyder Briggs]] and trading away [[Conditional Yuniesky]] for [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] in the [[Shadows]]. (Hotdogfingers was subsequently stolen back by the [[Seattle Garages]]' [[Season 15#Wills|'''Move''']] will.) The Shoe Thieves also received the [[Season 15#Blessings|'''Blood Pact''']] blessing, stealing [[Halexandrey Walton]] from the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]], and gained a [[Modifications|Roamin']] [[Stew Briggs]] from the [[Houston Spies]].
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*[[Stew Briggs]] Roamed to the [[Ohio Worms]], triggering Good Riddance.
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|-
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 16</span><br />
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|[[Season 19|19]]
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The Shoe Thieves finished last in the Mild Low and did not secure a playoff spot, but did secure the Mild League wild card. They won against the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] but lost to the [[Dallas Steaks]].
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| -38 (35-64)
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<small>[[Turntables]] was introduced.</small>
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In the [[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16 elections]], the Shoe Thieves received [[Season 15#Wills|'''Reform''']] and [[Season 15#Wills|'''Plunder''']] as wills, re-rolling [[Velasquez Alstott]]'s {{ModLink|Flinch}} to {{ModLink|Haunted}} and targeted [[Goodwin Morin]] for the plunder, sending back [[Halexandrey Walton]] to the [[Tokyo Lift]]. The Shoe Thieves also received the [[Season 16#Blessings|'''Early Riser''']] blessing, giving [[Esme Ramsey]] the [[Modifications#Earlbirds|'''Earlbirds''']] modification.
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|3rd
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|'''Eliminated Round 2'''
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 17</span><br />
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L 0-3 vs. [[Yellowstone Magic]]
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The Shoe Thieves finished 4th in the Mild Low and did not advance to the playoffs.
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|
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*[[Season 19#Wills|'''Shadow Revoke''']] sent [[Bright Zimmerman]] to the [[Breath Mints|Breath Mints']] Shadows.
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In the [[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17 elections]], the Shoe Thieves recieved [[Season 17#Wills|'''Transfuse''']] and [[Season 17#Wills|'''Reform''']] as wills, boosting the pitching and reducing the baserunning of [[Cornelius Games]] and re-rolling [[Velasquez Alstott]]'s {{ModLink|Haunted}} to {{ModLink|Homebody}}. The Shoe Thieves also received the [[Season 17#Blessings|'''Dexterity Crate Drop''']] and [[Season 17#Blessings|'''Slime Crate Drop''']] blessings, gifting [[Simon Haley]] a [[Items|Passionate Leg Necklace of Dexterity]], and gifting [[Blood Hamburger]] a [[Items|Slimy Leg Bat]].
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*[[Season 19#Wills|'''Reform''']] turned [[Stu Trololol|Stu Trololol's]] {{ModLink|Flinch}} into {{ModLink|Spicy}}.
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*'''Now Hiring''' recruited [[Agan Harrison]] from the [[Core Mechanics]].
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 18</span><br />
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*'''Fax Preparation''' sent [[Goodwin Morin III]] to the Shadows.
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The Shoe Thieves finished 6th in the Mild Low and did not advance to the playoffs.
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*[[Pudge Nakamoto]] Roamed out of the Hall of Flame to the [[Houston Spies]].
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|-
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In the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]], the Shoe Thieves received [[Season 18#Wills|'''Alternate Trust''']] and [[Season 18#Wills|'''Reform''']] as wills. They received [[Ren Hunter|Ren Hunter's]] alternate who arrived with '''[[Modifications|Negative]]''' and re-rolled [[Esme Ramsey]]'s {{ModLink|Haunted}} to {{ModLink|Flippers}}. The Shoe Thieves also received the [[Season 18#Blessings|'''A Blood''']], [[Season 18#Blessings|'''Afterparty''']] and [[Season 18#Blessings|'''Bon Voyage''']] blessings. All their active players gained the A Blood type. The Thieves were given '''[[Modifications|Good Riddance]]'''. They would also begin Season 19 in an Afterparty.
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|[[Season 20|20]]
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|46 (46-53)
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 140%;">Season 19</span><br />
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|8th
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The Shoe Thieves finished 2nd in the Mild Low and advanced to the playoffs, losing to the [[Yellowstone Magic]] in the quarterfinals.
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|'''Underbracket: Eliminated Round 2'''
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W 2-1 vs. [[Philly Pies]]<br />
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In the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]], the Shoe Thieves received [[Season 18#Wills|'''Shadow Revoke''']] and [[Season 18#Wills|'''Reform''']] as wills. They revoked [[Bright Zimmerman]] from their [[Shadows]], who wandered to the Shadows of the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], and re-rolled [[Stu Trololol]]'s {{ModLink|Flinch}} to {{ModLink|Spicy}}. The Shoe Thieves also received the [[Season 19#Blessings|'''Now Hiring''']] and [[Season 19#Blessings|'''Fax Preparation''']] blessings, recruiting [[Agan Harrison]] of the [[Core Mechanics]] to the lineup and moving [[Goodwin Morin III]] to their Shadows.
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L 1-3 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]
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|
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*[[Season 20#Wills|'''Swap''']] sent [[Richardson Games]] to the lineup and [[Cornelius Games]] to the Shadows.
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*[[Season 20#Wills|'''Move''']] sent [[Donna Milicic]] to the Shadows.
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*The [[Garages]] Exchanged [[Terrell Bradley]], taking [[Oliver Loofah]] from the thieves in return.
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*[[Goodwin Morin III]] faded to dust.
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|-
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|[[Season 21|21]]
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|50 (37-62)
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|8th
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*[[Season 21#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] sent [[Terrell Bradley]] to the [[Tokyo Lift]] in exchange for [[Inky Rutledge]].
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*[[Season 21#Wills|'''Move''']] sent [[Richardson Games]] to the bottom of the lineup.
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*'''Strong Armed''' moved [[Oscar Dollie]] from rotation to lineup.
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*'''Cinnamon Challenge''' improved the vibes of the Shoe Thieves.
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==Team Overview==
 
==Team Overview==

Revision as of 14:31, 3 July 2021

The Charleston Shoe Thieves are an Internet League Blaseball team in the Mild Low division of the Mild League. They have been a part of the League since Season AA. The Shoe Thieves were previously in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows


Player History

For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Charleston Shoe Thieves Players.

Date Removed Added Cause
03 40 Sebastian Townsend Atlas Jonbois 👟 Incineration
03 43 Atlas Jonbois Sebastian Woodman 👟 Incineration
03 40 Matteo Prestige Gunther O'Brian 👟 Incineration
03 75 Blankenship Fischer Blood Hamburger 👟 Incineration
03 EL1 Forrest Bookbaby Kevin Dudley 🥧 Blessing (🥧) Go Away
04 28 Workman Gloom Joe Voorhees 🗣️ Feedback
04 58 Morrow Doyle Hotbox Sato 🌹 Feedback
04 83 Ren Hunter Richardson Games 📱 Feedback
06 23 Antonio Wallace Lachlan Shelton 🗣️ Feedback
06 EL1 Joe Voorhees Howell Franklin 🕵️ Blessing (👟) Who?
08 44 Lachlan Shelton Eugenia Garbage 🗣️ Feedback
08 44 Eugenia Garbage Simon Haley 🗣️ Feedback
06 EL1 Kevin Dudley Fitzgerald Wanderlust 🌮 Blessing (👟) Thief in the Night
09 64 Beasley Gloom Jaylen Hotdogfingers 🗣️ Feedback
9 99 - Conditional Yuniesky 👟 Playoff Birth
10 99 - Tevin Melcon 👟 Playoff Birth
10 ES Jaylen Hotdogfingers Tillman Henderson Idol Board Swap
Following the end of the regular season, Hotdogfingers, who was at the 14th slot of the Idol Board, was swapped with Henderson, who was at the 14th slot of the Hall of Flame at the time.
11 99 - Gallup Murphy 👟 Playoff Birth
12 EL1 - Pudge Nakamoto 🍬 Will (🍬) Revoke
12 99 - Tad Seeth 👟 Playoff Birth
13 20 Hotbox Sato Alx Keming 👟 Incineration
13 EL1 Blood Hamburger Herring Winfield 👟 Will (👟) Foreshadow
13 GD Tad Seeth - Redacted
14 22 Sebastian Woodman Bennett Bluesky 👟 Incineration
14 LS - Wyatt Mason XII 👟 Second Wyatt Masoning
14 84 Wyatt Mason XII - Static
14 EL1 Simba Davis Blood Hamburger 👟 Will (👟) Foreshadow
14 EL1 Bennett Bluesky Jordan Hildebert 🕵️ Will (👟) Exchange
14 EL1 - Bright Zimmerman 🗣️ Will (🗣️) Revoke
15 711 Alx Keming - Redacted
15 EL0 Conditional Yuniesky Jaylen Hotdogfingers 🎸 Will (👟) Plunder
15 EL1 Jaylen Hotdogfingers - 🎸 Will (🎸) Move
15 EL2 - Halexandrey Walton 🌮 Blessing (👟) Blood Pact
15 EL3 - Stew Briggs 🕵️ Roamin'
16 32 Howell Franklin Oliver Loofah 🎸 Feedback
16 99 - Drosophila Fashion 👟 Playoff Birth
16 EL1 Halexandrey Walton Goodwin Morin 🏋️‍ Will (👟) Plunder
17 12 Pudge Nakamoto Donna Milicic 👟 Incineration
17 13 - Oscar Dollie ✨ Attraction
17 15 Fitzgerald Wanderlust Jaylen Hotdogfingers 🎸 Feedback
17 55 - Ren Hunter 📱 Attraction
17 79 Jaylen Hotdogfingers Inky Rutledge ✨ Feedback
17 EL1 Inky Rutledge Alejandro Leaf 🏋️‍ Will (🏋️‍) Equivalent Exchange
18 531 Cornelius Games Richardson Games 👟 Reverb
18 ES Goodwin Morin - Preservation
18 EL Stew Briggs - 🐌 Roamin'
19 LS Goodwin Morin III 👟 Gift Shop
19 99 - Badgerson Stromboli 👟 Playoff Birth
19 EL1 Bright Zimmerman - 🍬 Will (👟) Shadow Revoke
19 EL0 - Agan Harrison 🛠️ Blessing (👟) Now Hiring
19 EL1 Goodwin Morin III - 👟 Blessing (👟) Fax Preparation
20 79 Alejandro Leaf Vernon Shotwell 👟 Incineration
20 99 - Dovydas Peeps 👟 Playoff Birth
20 EL0 Goodwin Morin III - Dust

Season Results

The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)

Season Record Place in Subleague Postseason Elections
1 51-48 5th
2 50-49 4th ILB Finalists

W 3-2 vs. Dallas Steaks
W 3-0 vs. Boston Flowers
L 1-3 vs. Philly Pies

The Yes Plz! Blessing, improved the Shoe Thieves' hitting by 10%.
3 60-40

The Grand Unslam granted 2 Wins to the Shoe Thieves

2nd Eliminated Round 1

L 1-3 vs. San Francisco Lovers

The Philly Pies sent Kevin Dudley to the Shoe Thieves with Go Away! They took Forrest Bookbaby in return.
4 51-48 4th Eliminated Round 1

L 1-3 vs. Chicago Firefighters

5 46-53 7th The High Filter Decree moved the Shoe Thieves to the Mild Low division.
  • Bad Neighbors impaired the overall rating of the rest of the Mild Low division by 3%.
  • Soul Swap randomized the 5 worst players on the team:
6 48-51 6th
  • Who? stole the least popular player in the league, hitter Howell Franklin, from the Houston Spies, and maxed their stats. Their worst hitter, Joe Voorhees, was sent in return.
  • Mutually Arising improved the overall rating of the Mild Low division by 2%
7 56-43 2nd Eliminated Round 1

L 2-3 vs. Seattle Garages

  • The Bless Off decree prevents the top 4 teams from getting Blessings.
  • The Hawai'i Fridays protect Mild Low with the Shame Bubble.
8 49-50 6th
9 62-37 1st ILB Champions

W 3-1 vs. Hades Tigers
W 3-1 vs. Seattle Garages
W 3-2 vs. Baltimore Crabs
L 0-1 vs. THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS

  • The Crabs get the Fifth Base bubble, protecting Wild High. A fifth base is installed in the Choux.
  • The Flowers get the Shame bubble, protecting Wild Low. The thieves are subject to Targeted Shame.
10 65-34 2nd ILB Finalists

W 3-2 vs. Kansas City Breath Mints
W 3-0 vs. New York Millennials
L -1-3 vs. Baltimore Crabs

11 59-42

Sun 2 and Black Hole were introduced.

2nd Eliminated Round 1

L 2-3 vs. Seattle Garages

The Shoe Thieves were assigned the Arcana X The Wheel of Fortune.

The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 25)

Season Record Place in Subleague Postseason Elections
12 42 (42-57) 8th

(Wild Card)

Mild League Finalists

W 2-1 vs. New York Millennials
W 3-1 vs. Philly Pies
L 1-3 vs. Seattle Garages

13 42 (41-58) 9th
14 36 (37-62) 12th The Shoe Thieves benefited from the Free Will Decree.
15 44 (43-56) 12th
16 44 (43-56) 9th

(Wild Card)

Eliminated Round 2

W 2-1 vs. Kansas City Breath Mints
L 2-3 vs. Dallas Steaks

17 52 (52-47) 6th
18 39 (40-59) 10th
19 -38 (35-64)

Turntables was introduced.

3rd Eliminated Round 2

L 0-3 vs. Yellowstone Magic

20 46 (46-53) 8th Underbracket: Eliminated Round 2

W 2-1 vs. Philly Pies
L 1-3 vs. Seattle Garages

21 50 (37-62) 8th
22 64 (50-49) 5th

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

For an in-depth look at the Shoe Thieves' history, see Charleston Shoe Thieves/History.

The Charleston Shoe Thieves are from Charleston. They are known for stealing shoes, especially from rival teams. The Shoe Thieves are also known as "the second gayest team in Blaseball" after losing the top spot to the New York Millennials in a game of paper scissors rock. They have a long-standing friendship with the Halifax-based Canada Moist Talkers, with whom they have traded players no fewer than fives times.

The team originally formed as a front for a heist, led by legendary master thief Cornelius Games. Once they realized that they were somewhat competent at the game, the team continued to play professionally. The current roster is a mixture of Games' original crew, professional blaseball players, and Gunther.

Shoes Thieves signal to each other by holding up coded shoes.

Stadium

The Choux Stadium is a French Patisserie in the forest of Mt. Pleasant, although its exact location is unknown. The stadium is maintained by a team of mysterious Gnomes who seemed to appear not long after the stadium was established. Their role in the disappearance of patrons' shoes is unconfirmed. Rumours that the gnomes are just mutant raccoons are unsubstantiated.

Staff

Ownership

The Shoe Thieves do not have a traditional owner. Ownership of the team is distributed among every patron of the Choux Stadium and returned upon exit.

Current Staff

  • General Manager: Cornelius Games functions as the team's general manager, as well as being their ace pitcher.
  • Manager: You!
  • Pitching Coach: After their unfortunate delacing, Matteo Prestige's spirit became trapped in the upper decks of Choux Stadium. In between cries of eternal anguish, the spirit can be heard coaching the team's pitching staff. They have been given the honorary title of head pitching coach as a result.
  • Chief Marine Biologist and Legal Council: Holden Milk makes sure that if a shoe thief is ever caught, no one ever sets foot in court.

Mascots

Sneaker Pete is the Shoe Thieves' current mascot and ward. Gunther O'Brian was the previous mascot until he was mistakenly drafted as Matteo Prestige's replacement.

Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at Shoe Thieves fan culture, see Charleston Shoe Thieves/Fan Culture

Fans of the Charleston Shoe Thieves are also known as "Accomplices" or "Thieves". There is an emphasis on mutual respect, supporting fellow thieves, and the search for fresh kicks. The most common chant heard from fans is a call and response: "Whose Kicks? / Our Kicks!"

Curse

Following the Grand Unslam, the Charleston Shoe Thieves did not gain any performance stars as the result of a feedback trade (or set of single game feedback trades,) between the advent of feedback in Season 4 and Day 63 of Season 9, despite being affected by feedback six times over five seasons. This string of bad luck was attributed to a splorts curse brought into effect by an entity or entities affiliated with the city of Los Angeles or the Unlimited Tacos to punish the Shoe Thieves for their role in opening the Bad Gateway and shattering the city of Los Angeles into the infinite Los Angeli. In a statement to press regarding the curse, Shoe Thieves pitcher and general manager Cornelius Games noted that the team “...bear no ill will toward the Tacos or the city of Los Angeles. We don't even know that there is a curse, or that Los Angeles is its source. Our sins are manifold and we are unrepentant. We will not be returning Wyatt Mason's 1985 Air Jordans.”

The curse was broken on Day 63 of Season 9, when Beasley Gloom was traded to the Canada Moist Talkers for Jaylen Hotdogfingers. Fans have speculated that Jaylen's relationship to The Microphone, an entity closely associated with the Grand Unslam, may have had some bearing on the breaking of the curse.

Further Curses

Following their defeat at the hands of the Shelled One's Pods, the Shoe Thieves acquired the Flinch and Mild curses. Hitters afflicted by the Flinch curse cannot swing until a strike has been thrown in the At Bat. Pitchers with Mild will occasionally throw a mild pitch, which counts as a ball but causes all runners on base to advance.

The Shelled One is known to have asserted that players defeated by the pods would receive five curses. It is therefore possible that the Shoe Thieves are subject to several as-yet undetected curses.

Historic Moments

Stu Stole Home
On Day 26 of Season 2, in a game against the Hawai'i Fridays, Stu Trololol stole fourth base in the bottom of the 14th inning to put the Fridays into shame.

Stu Stole Home 2
On Day 71 of Season 2, in a game against the New York Millennials, Trololol again stole fourth base in the bottom of the 8th inning to secure a 6-5 win for the Shoe Thieves.

Box score of Stu Trololol stealing fourth base against the Hawai'i Fridays

The Grand Unslam
See the main article on The Grand Unslam.

On Day 73 of Season 3, in a game against the Los Angeles Tacos, Morrow Doyle hit a grand slam at the top of the 15th inning that shook the very foundations of Blaseball itself.

Gunther's Great Heist
On Day 97 of Season 4, Gunther O'Brian holds the Hawai'i Fridays to only a single run and secures the Shoe Thieves' place in the playoffs.

Beasley's Boss Battle
On Day 63 of Season 5, Beasley Gloom pitched 14 great innings against the Chicago Firefighters, holding them to only three runs, then Esme Ramsey hit a home run to shame them in the bottom of the 14th.

Dudley Shames Dudley
See the main article on Dudley Shames Dudley.

On Day 76 of Season 5, Wesley Dudley scored the winning run in the bottom of the 10th inning, shaming Shoe Thieves pitcher Kevin Dudley.

Gunther's Supercharged Shutout
On Day 22 of Season 6, Gunther O'Brian pitches his first shut out against the Canada Moist Talkers in a 10-0 stomping.

Workman's Last Stand
On Day 81 of Season 7, Canada Moist Talkers batter Workman Gloom was tragically incinerated to repay a debt. Though no longer a Shoe Thief, accomplices celebrated their accomplishments and mourned their incineration alongside Moist Talkers fans all the same. In the bottom of the 4th inning, Gloom posthumously hit a solo home run, bringing the Moist Talkers out of a 1-1 tie. Gloom's heroic final run stands as a testament to their dedication and skill to the splort of Blaseball.

The Double Swap
On Day 44 of Season 8, the Canada Moist Talkers and Charleston Shoe Thieves (an already infamous pair with respect to player trades) were the first teams to ever experience two Feedback swaps in one game. On Day 40, Eugenia Garbage had been hit by a pitch and began Flickering. In a later game against the Shoe Thieves, still flickering, Garbage was swapped for Lachlan Shelton in the bottom of the 2nd inning. Garbage played for the Shoe Thieves in the top of the 4th inning, before being swapped again in the top of the 7th for Moist Talker Simon Haley. By the end of the transaction only two players ended up on different teams, but Garbage was moved to the top of the Moist Talker's lineup, where previously they had been second to last.

Stu Stole Ascension
In Game 5 of the Season 9 Internet Series, Stu Trololol hit a three-run home run in the bottom of the 9th inning to secure the internet series title, shame the Baltimore Crabs and prevent them from ascending. Due to the application of the Shame Bubble blessing at the end of Season 9, the shame from this home run carried over into the following season.

Fan Works


Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟
Players Batters
Pitchers
Shadows
BuriedRichardson Games · Darren Chill · Slosh Gulp · Becker Solis
Former   · Full List
Stats Seasonβ1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24
1 · 2 · Full List
CircuitsGamma 1 · Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4
Events The Grand Unslam · Day X
Ballpark Choux Stadium
Community Lore
Staff Cornelius Games · Matteo Prestige · Sneaker Pete · Holden Milk
Places Charleston · The Beck And Call · Sunken Charleston Remembrance Obelisk
History Charleston Shoe Thieves' History · Fan Awards
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏
Your Kicks are Our Kicks.


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