Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 24

🍬 Kansas City Breath Mints
Season 24
Dates	July 26, 2021 – August 01, 2021
← Previous	Season 23
Next →	Gamma 2
Results
Postseason	N/A
Overall Record	N/A
Wins	N/A
Divine Favor	6
Division	N/A in Levil Vault
League	N/A in Levil League
ILB Placement	N/A overall
Modifiers	RoamlessPlayers cannot Roam to this Team.  Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...  RogueThis Team is Out for a Surprise Attack.  ForceThis Player is Forced into position. They cannot leave their current Location.
Incinerations	30
Community Chest Loot	Day 3, Uncle Plasma IX   + Hard Arm Socks
Renovations	Big BucketsIf a home run lands in a Big Bucket, it scores an extra Run.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Echo ChamberIn Reverb, Echo Chambers will occasionally provide Reverberating and Repeating modifications to Players for game-long use.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  HoopsWhen a Player hits a Home Run, the next batter can go up for an alley oop to score an extra Run.  Anti Flood PumpsWhenever a Flood happens in this Ballpark, its Filthiness is greatly increased.  Ball PitEvery Foul Ball hit in this Ballpark will add 5x the eDensity that it normally would. Reverb ++ Solar Eclipse +
Light Switch	ON
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.  TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.  Sun 30When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.  BalloonsA small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.  Bird HotelWhen the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.  VoicemailWhen the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.  Sun .1Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.  Phantom Thieves' GuildIf the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows.  Equal SunA home run during a game's final out ties the game.  Sum SunWeather. Each successive scoring play by a Team within a half inning is worth an additional Run.  MAXIMUM SUNScoring plays in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.  StablesWhen any Team scores 25+ in this Ballpark, any Instability in the Ballpark will be stabled.  Sun(Sun) SupernovaIn Supernova Eclipse weather, both players and teams can be incinerated.  Black Hole (Black Hole)  Pulsar (Pulsar)
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 24 3 - Rodriguez Internet 🐾 Team Incineration 24 3 - Leach Ingram 🐾 Team Incineration
Latesiesta
Other Events	+  Rogue (Latesiesta) -  Rogue (Day 98) +  Force (Day 98)

In Season 24, the Kansas City Breath Mints were incinerated on Day 3 under Supernova Eclipse weather and replaced by the Oxford Paws. They were unable to complete the regular season.

Prepped for success following winning 4 blessings in the previous election, the Breath Mints powerhouse run was quickly cut short by their incineration. One of only 2 teams incinerated in Season 24, the Breath Mints were the only team to be incinerated while not Unstable. With the team incineration, Season 1 players and Fire Eaters Rodriguez Internet and Leach Ingram jumped to the Oxford Paws, unable to stay on the now deceased team.

Following the Latesiesta, the Breath Mints navigated out the Hall and into the Vault.

Roster

The starting roster of Season 24.

Lineup	Rotation
Kina Larsen Winnie Hess Jode Preston Rodriguez Internet Marco Stink Leach Ingram	Uncle Plasma IX Mooney Doctor II
Shadows
Jordan Boone Trinity Roche 👥 Justice Valenzuela Eizabeth Guerra 👥 Hierophantic Foible 👥 Wanda Fiasco Marquez Clark 👥 Ryuji Ngozi 👥 Atlas Guerra 👥 Conrad Bates PolkaDot Zavala 👥 Adkins Swagger Grey Alvarado 👥 Hendricks Lenny Leo Baron 👥 Daniel Mendoza James Boy Edith Patchwork Vinathan Kelp Kit Schenn Khulan Sagaba 👥 Bobbin Moss 👥 Artemesia Teixeira Julianne Jones

Season

Roster Changes

The Breath Mints experienced 1 Consumer attack during Season 24:

• On Day 1, Leach Ingram was attacked by a Consumer, but defended.

Incineration

Screenshot of the Breath Mints incineration.

On Day 3 of the Season while playing in Supernova Eclipse weather, during the top of the 5th inning, the Breath Mints were incinerated by a Rogue Umpire and replaced by the Oxford Paws.

At the time, the Breath Mints had 2 players with the Fire Eater modification, Rodriguez Internet, and Leach Ingram, the second of which had the modification due to their Fire Eating Air Jersey. Internet and Ingram then joined the Paws.

At the moment of incineration Jode Preston was on 1st base, and Rodriguez Internet was up to bat. As the team was incinerated, Preston was also incinerated, but remained on base, and Internet became Magmatic from the attempted incineration. Internet, now on the Paws, immediately hit a Magmatic homerun, batting in the deceased Preston.

Following the end of games on Day 3, The Monitor appeared in order to welcome the Breath Mints to the Hall.

Screenshot of The Monitor addressing The Breath Mints.

the breath mints.
follow me
take a break
beat the heat
in the trench
it's cool there
oh and pudge
door's always open

Going Rogue

During the Latesiesta, the Hall of Flame was opened, and teams in the Hall went Rogue. At this time, Navigation of the Map that had appeared during the Earlsiesta became available to deceased teams.

• The Hall of Flame was opened.
• The Kansas City Breath Mints went Rogue.
  • +  Rogue

Navigation

Navigation route of the Kansas City Breath Mints during Season 24.

Following their release from the Hall of Flame, the Breath Mints began Navigation towards the center of the Map alongside other Rogue teams, before rerouting and steering toward the Vault. Upon reaching the Vault on Day 98, their Rogue modification was removed, they were given the Force modification, and they were removed from the Map.

Credits

Following the Credits, it was confirmed that the Breath Mints would return.

review underway

• The Kansas City Breath Mints will Return.

Notable Games

In Season 24, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:

• On Day 1, Winnie Hess played their first game as a batter, stealing 6 bases. (Watch here on Before)
• On Day 3, the Breath Mints were incinerated and replaced by the Oxford Paws. (Watch here on Before)
• On Day 3, following the game, The Monitor appeared on screen to welcome the Breath Mints to the Hall of Flame. (Watch here on Before)
• On Day 25, The Meadow, now occupied by the Oxford Paws, reverbs the lineup of the Tokyo Lift. (Watch here on Before)
  • This may be proof of the survival of Dr. Reverbo.

Election Outcomes

There was no election in Season 24 due to the nullification of Blaseball.

Trivia

Spearnova discord emoji by Monochrome and Katy.

• As the technical first team eliminated from the postseason, the Breath Mints were granted a Discord emoji in the Blaseball server. This featured The Spearmint eclipsing the Supernova.

Fan Works

Text Works

• Letters at the End of the World fic by Discord user athenadykes#4899

Gallery

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  The Navigation of The Breath Star II by Numbersninja

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  Leach Ingram and Rodriguez Internet surviving the Mints' incineration by Numbersninja

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  Leach Ingram and Rodriguez Internet surviving incineration by @gaymaul

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  Rodriguez Internet's farewell homerun by @ChezForShire