Beta/Season 7

Beta/Season 7
Subtitles	Getting Shelled
Dates	September 14-20, 2020
Timeline
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Next →	Season 8

Beta/Season 7 will begin on September 14, 2020. The regular season will conclude on September 18, 2020, followed by the postseason and 7th Internet Series on September 19th, 2020. The Season 7 election will take place on September 20, 2020. It is the 6th season of The Discipline Era.

Notable Events

Notable events in this season are currently ongoing.

Ongoing Decrees

• Eat The Rich (Season 3): Funds from the top 1% of coin-havers will be redistributed to the remainder of Fans at the end of the postseason. This decree will remain in effect indefinitely.
• High Filter (Season 5): Fans may select a player as an idol. The Blood Bath will become a seasonal occurrence.
• Enhanced Party Time (Season 6): When a team is in Party Time -- mathematically eliminated from the postseason -- they'll have a chance of receiving random permanent stat boosts during their games.

Standings

Wild League	Record	Mild League	Record
Wild High		Mild High
Baltimore Crabs 🦀	0-0	Canada Moist Talkers 🗣️	0-0
Breckenridge Jazz Hands 👐	0-0	Dallas Steaks 🥩	0-0
Chicago Firefighters 🔥	0-0	Hades Tigers 🐅	0-0
New York Millennials 📱	0-0	Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬	0-0
San Francisco Lovers 💋	0-0	Seattle Garages 🎸	0-0
Wild Low		Mild Low
Boston Flowers 🌹	0-0	Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟	0-0
Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞	0-0	Hawai'i Fridays 🏝️	0-0
Houston Spies 🕵️	0-0	Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗	0-0
Miami Dale 🚤	0-0	Philly Pies 🥧	0-0
LA Unlimited Tacos 🌮	0-0	Yellowstone Magic ✨	0-0

Divine Favor

Ties:	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20
Team:	🔥	👐	🚤	🏝️	👟	💋	🥧	🐅	🎸	🌞	📱	🕵️	🍬	✨	🥩	🦀	🍗	🌹	🗣️	🌮

Postseason

The top four teams of each league advance to the postseason. As of Season 5, teams alternate home games with the higher seed hosting first.

	Round of 8					Round of 4					Internet Series
	1
	4
	Mild League
	2
	3
											ML
											WL
	1
	4
	Wild League
	2
	3

Election Ballot

Decrees

The Decree with the most community votes will go into effect.

Icon	Name	Effect
	Fifth Base	The Top 4 Teams of the Regular Season must run an extra base next season.
	Walk In The Park	The Top 4 Teams of the Regular Season will walk batters on the 3rd Ball of an At-Bat instead of the 4th next season.
	Bless Off	The Top 4 Teams of the Regular Season cannot win blessings in this Election.

Blessings

Each blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.

Name	Effect
Popular by Association	OMG they noticed us. Steal a random player from the Idol Leaderboard.
Champs in the Making	Steal 3 random players from the Internet Series Champion.
The Iffey Jr.	Item. A sawed-off bat of protection. Impossible to wield. Minimize a Player, but they shield your team from incineration.
Hot Sauce Packet	Single-Serving Heat. Make a random player on your team Spicy.
Paracausal Event	Because, that's why. Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters.
Headliners	Arrange your lineup in order of their Idolatry.
Lottery Pick	Steal the 14th Most Idolized Player in the League.
Blind Date	Steal the 21st Most Idolized Player on the Leaderboard.
The Shame Bubble	Give all of the teams that are not in your division Targeted Shame.
Closed Circuit	Plug in. Give your team Electric blood type.
Humblebrag	Everyone kept chanting my name, it was SO EMBARRASSING. Protect a Player from being Idolized.
Center of Attention	Look at me. Most Idolized player on your team gives double-payouts as an Idol.
Scorpler's Jacket	Armor. Protect a random Player on your team from Incinerations.
Hand-Me Downs	Steal Armor from a random player on an opposing team.
Pretty Plz?	Feed your hitters coffee grounds. Team hitting changes anywhere from -5% to +15%.
Exploratory Surgeries	Re-rolls your team's 3 worst pitchers
New Recruit	Recruit a rookie to be the 10th player in your lineup.
Downsizing	Remove the worst player from your lineup. Your lineup is now shorter.
Jelly Legs	Stretch. Reroll your 3 worst Baserunners' baserunning.
Stickum	Cover yourselves in the stuff. Re-roll your three worst Defenders' defense.

Incinerations

When any player is in a match during a Solar Eclipse, there is a chance they will be incinerated and killed by a Rogue Umpire. Known cases of this in Beta/Season 7 are listed below.

Player	Team	Date	Replaced by	Opponent
Wesley Dudley	New York Millennials	Day 24	Nandy Fantastic	Boston Flowers
Moody Cookbook	Hades Tigers	Day 32	Carmelo Plums	Canada Moist Talkers
Elijah Bates	Canada Moist Talkers	Day 32	Kiki Familia	Hades Tigers
Mclaughlin Scorpler	Hades Tigers	Day 32	Frasier Shmurmgle	Canada Moist Talkers
Kiki Familia	Canada Moist Talkers	Day 33	Quack Enjoyable	Hades Tigers
Antonio Wallace	Canada Moist Talkers	Day 33	Beans McBlase	Hades Tigers

Peanut Reactions

When any player is in a match during Peanut weather, there is a chance they will "swallow a stray peanut" and experience a permanent physical reaction, called either an Allergic Reaction or a Yummy Reaction. Known cases of this in Beta/Season 7 are listed below.

Player	Team	Date	Opponent	Reaction
Tamara Crankit	Breckenridge Jazz Hands	Day 37	Baltimore Crabs	Allergic
Theo King	San Francisco Lovers	Day 41	Unlimited Tacos	Allergic
Wyatt Quitter	Unlimited Tacos	Day 43	Miami Dale	Allergic

Feedback Swaps

When any player is in a game during Feedback weather, there is a chance reality will "flicker in the feedback" and two players will permanently swap team membership. Known cases of this in Beta/Season 7 are listed below.

Player A	Former Team A	Player B	Former Team B	Date

Reverb Effects

When any team is in a game during Reverb weather, there is a chance that some portion of their roster will get shuffled. Reverb can change the order of the lineup, rotation, or the whole team. If the entire lineup is shuffled, there is a chance that batters will become pitchers and vice versa. Known instances of reverb in Beta/Season 7 are listed below.

Team	Date	Severity

When any player is in a game during Reverb weather, there is also a chance that players can gain the modification Reverberating which gives them "a small chance of batting again after each of their At-Bats ends." Known instances of reverberation in Beta/Season 7 are listed below.

Player	Team	Date	Opponent

Siphoning

When any player is in a game during Blooddrain weather, there is a chance that they can siphon stars from another player. This can affect any stat and any pair of players on opposing teams. Known instances of siphoning in Season 6 are listed below.

Siphoning Player	Team	Stat	Siphoned Player	Team	Date
Marquez Clark	Kansas City Breath Mints	Defense	Valentine Games	Houston Spies	Day 15
Annie Roland	Yellowstone Magic	Hitting	Nagomi Meng	Hades Tigers	Day 15
José Haley	Canada Moist Talkers	Hitting	Greer Lott	Mexico City Mild Wings	Day 16
Elijah Valenzuela	Hawaii Fridays	Baserunning	Boyfriend Monreal	Kansas City Breath Mints	Day 20
NaN	Unlimited Tacos	Hitting	Helga Moreno	San Francisco Lovers	Day 23
Declan Suzanne	Chicago Firefighters	Defense	Gloria Bugsnax	Boston Flowers	Day 25
Basilio Fig	Unlimited Tacos	Baserunning	Lachlan Shelton	Charleston Shoe Thieves	Day 29
Wyatt Pothos	Unlimited Tacos	Pitching	Velasquez Alstott	Charleston Shoe Thieves	Day 29
Dominic Marijuana	New York Millennials	Hitting	Dunn Keyes	Boston Flowers	Day 30
Kennedy Meh	San Francisco Lovers	Defense	Lawrence Horne	Mexico City Mild Wings	Day 34
Alaynabella Hollywood	Boston Flowers	Baserunning	Rivers Clembons	Miami Dale	Day 36
Murray Pony	Miami Dale	Hitting	Sigmund Castillo	Hellmouth Sunbeams	Day 37
Curry Aliciakeyes	Yellowstone Magic	Pitching	Cornelius Games	Charleston Shoe Thieves	Day 38
Sutton Picklestein	Yellowstone Magic	Hitting	Miguel Wheeler	Mexico City Mild Wings	Day 47
Arturo Huerta	Seattle Garages	Pitching	Cory Ross	Dallas Steaks	Day 47
Marquez Clark	Kansas City Breath Mints	Hitting	Workman Gloom	Canada Moist Talkers	Day 51

Instability

When any player is hit by a pitch from Jaylen Hotdogfingers, they become Unstable for the remainder of the 9-day week. Unstable players are more likely to be incinerated during a Solar Eclipse, and will spread Unstable to other players in the game. Known instances of instability are listed below.

Player	Team	Day	Source	Team
Dickerson Morse	Kansas City Breath Mints	Day 5	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages
Stew Briggs	Kansas City Breath Mints	Day 5	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages
Marquez Clark	Kansas City Breath Mints	Day 5	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages
Jesús Koch	Canada Moist Talkers	Day 10	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages
Eugenia Garbage	Canada Moist Talkers	Day 10	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages
Elijah Bates	Canada Moist Talkers	Day 10	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages
Marco Stink	Dallas Steaks	Day 15	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages
Sam Scandal	Dallas Steaks	Day 15	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages
Moody Cookbook	Hades Tigers	Day 30	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages
Elijah Bates	Canada Moist Talkers	Day 32	Moody Cookbook	Hades Tigers
Yazmin Mason	Hades Tigers	Day 32	Elijah Bates	Canada Moist Talkers
Mclaughlin Scorpler	Hades Tigers	Day 30	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages
Antonio Wallace	Canada Moist Talkers	Day 32	Mclaughlin Scorpler	Hades Tigers
Mooney Doctor	Canada Moist Talkers	Day 33	Antonio Wallace	Canada Moist Talkers
Zion Aliciakeyes	Hades Tigers	Day 30	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages
Sebastian Woodman	Charleston Shoe Thieves	Day 45	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages
Howell Franklin	Charleston Shoe Thieves	Day 45	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages
Annie Roland	Yellowstone Magic	Day 50	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Seattle Garages

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