Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 18

🍬 Kansas City Breath Mints
Season 18
Dates	May 10, 2021 – May 16, 2021
← Previous	Season 17
Next →	Season 19
Results
Postseason	N/A
Overall Record	50-49
Wins	50
Partytime	Day 95
Divine Favor	8
Division	4th in Mild Low
League	7th in Mild League
ILB Placement	14th overall
Modifiers	Life of the PartyTeam: This Team gets 10% more from their Party Time stat boosts. Player: This Player gets 10% more from Party Time stat boosts. See also: Glossary
Incinerations	1
Community Chest Loot	Day 25, Hewitt Best   + Lucky Air Bat Day 59, Helga Washington   + Rock Ring Day 95, Jode Preston   + Fire Eating Traveling Sunglasses
Renovations	Big BucketsIf a home run lands in a Big Bucket, it scores an extra Run.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Echo ChamberIn Reverb, Echo Chambers will occasionally provide Reverberating and Repeating modifications to Players for game-long use.  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score. Reverb ++ Solar Eclipse +
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β18 27 - Uncle Plasma + Lucas Petty 🍬 Fax Machine β18 32 - Lucas Petty + Uncle Plasma 🍬 Fax Machine β18 69 - PolkaDot Zavala + Lucas Petty 🍬 Fax Machine β18 70 - Hewitt Best + Trinity Roche 🍬 Incineration β18 EL - Lucas Petty + - 🍬 Will (🦀) Move β18 EL01 - Hierophantic Foible + Jacob Haynes 🌹 Will (🍬) Equivalent Exchange
Latesiesta
Renovations	+  Hotel Motel - Filth
Gift Shop	Soul Patches   Helga Washington 2 -> 6   Kina Larsen 2 -> 6   Jode Preston 3 -> 5 Handcrafted Cannon Drop   Lucas Petty   + Aluminum Metaphorical Cannon   Overall 9.4 -> 9.4 + 0.4 Life of the Party, Team Edition   +  Life of the Party
Decrees
Trust Fall   +  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. Ratification   -  Hotel Motel   -  Turntables
Wills
Move   🍬 Lucas Petty -> Rotation   🍬 Lucas Petty -> Shadows   Lucas Petty 9.4 → 10.1 Equivalent Exchange   🍬 - Hierophantic Foible + Jacob Haynes   🌹 - Jacob Haynes + Hierophantic Foible
Blessings
Yo... Hitter?   🍬 - Mooney Doctor II, Rotation   🍬 + Mooney Doctor II, Lineup

In Season β18, the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 7th in the Mild League, and 14th in the ILB.

The Breath Mints received 2 Wills in the Election, Moving Lucas Petty to the Shadows with no replacement, and Equivalent Exchanging Hierophantic Foible for Boston Flowers’ hitter Jacob Haynes. The Breath Mints won 1 blessings in the Election, moving Mooney Doctor II from the rotation to the lineup.

Roster

The starting roster of Season 18.

Lineup	Rotation
Jode Preston Hewitt Best Kina Larsen Marco Stink Hierophantic Foible Rodriguez Internet Helga Washington	Leach Ingram Uncle Plasma Mooney Doctor II PolkaDot Zavala Winnie Hess
Shadows
Atlas Guerra 👥 Grey Alvarado 👥 Lucas Petty Jordan Boone Justice Valenzuela Conrad Bates Adkins Swagger Hendricks Lenny Daniel Mendoza James Boy Wanda Fiasco Hops Chen Eizabeth Guerra 👥 Fynn Doyle 👥 Marquez Clark 👥

Season

Ballpark Renovations

• 
  Hotel Motel - 4,942,330 Coins Spent
  • The Meadow unlocks Hotel Motel!
• 
  Ballpark Cleanup - 3,397,383 Coins Spent
  • The Meadow was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.

Gifts

• 
  Breath Mints received 3 Gifts! - 14,463,001 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🦀 Crabs - 17%
    • 🔱 Georgias - 13%
    • 🌮 Tacos - 12%
  • 
    Soul Patches - Wishlist #1
    • Helga Washington's soul was increased.
      • 2 -> 3
    • Kina Larsen's soul was increased.
      • 2 -> 3
    • Kina Larsen's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Helga Washington's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Jode Preston's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Jode Preston's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Helga Washington's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Kina Larsen's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Kina Larsen's soul was increased.
      • 5 -> 6
    • Helga Washington's soul was increased.
      • 5 -> 6
  • 
    Handcrafted Cannon Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Lucas Petty gained Aluminum Metaphorical Cannon.
      • + Aluminum Metaphorical Cannon
      • Overall 9.4 -> 9.4 + 0.4
  • 
    Life of the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #3
    • The Breath Mints are equipped with Life of the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Life of the Party

Roster Changes

The Breath Mints experienced 6 parties during Season 18:

• Helga Washington partied on Day 13 as a result of Hotel Motel
• Jode Preston partied on Day 13 as a result of Hotel Motel
• Leach Ingram partied on Day 81 as a result of The Meadow’s PsychoAcoustics echoing Party Time to the Breath Mints
• Rodriguez Internet partied on Day 81 as a result of The Meadow’s PsychoAcoustics echoing Party Time to the Breath Mints
• Winnie Hess partied on Day 98
• Uncle Plasma partied on Day 98

The Breath Mints experienced 1 Peanut Mister activation during Season 18:

• On Day 22, Jode Preston had their peanut allergy cured by The Cookout’s Peanut Mister.

The Meadow’s Fax Machine was triggered 3 times during Season 18:

• On Day 27, Uncle Plasma was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Lucas Petty.
• On Day 32, Lucas Petty was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Uncle Plasma.
• On Day 69, PolkaDot Zavala was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Lucas Petty.

The Breath Mints experienced 2 blooddrains during Season 18:

• On Day 31, Hewitt Best siphoned baserunning ability from Philly Pies’ Jaxon Buckley.
• On Day 44, Kina Larsen had their defensive ability siphoned by San Francisco Lovers’ Knight Triumphant to add a Strike.

The Breath Mints experienced 1 reverb during Season 18:

• On Day 54, the Breath Mints experienced a lineup shuffle.
  • Previous Order: Jode Preston, Hewitt Best, Kina Larsen, Marco Stink, Hierophantic Foible, Rodriguez Internet, Helga Washington
  • New Order: Hierophantic Foible, Helga Washington, Hewitt Best, Jode Preston, Marco Stink, Kina Larsen, Rodriguez Internet

The Breath Mints experienced 1 incineration during Season 18:

• On Day 70, Hewitt Best was incinerated and replaced by Trinity Roche.

Notable Games

In Season 18, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:

• On Day 15, Winnie Hess pitches the first extra-innings Perfect game in ILB history. (Watch here on Before)
• On Day 69, PolkaDot Zavala is faxed into the Breath Mints Shadows. (Watch here on Before)
• On Day 70, Hewitt Best is incinerated. (Watch here on Before)
• On Day 81, The Meadow echoes the New York Millennials’ Party Time modification to the Breath Mints, and Leach Ingram and Rodriguez Internet party. (Watch here on Before)

Election Outcomes

Decrees

• Trust Fall passed with 5,879,869 Votes, 67% of all Decree Votes
  • TURN THE TABLES, THE MEADOW
    • +  Turntables
• Ratification passed with 761,736 Votes, 9% of all Decree Votes
  • Hotel Motel was Ratified into Non-Physical Law.
  • The Breath Mints removed the Hotel Motel from The Meadow.
    • -  Hotel Motel
  • Turntables was Ratified into Non-Physical Law.
  • The Breath Mints removed Turntables from The Meadow.
    • -  Turntables

Wills

• 
  Move
  • The Breath Mints vote to move Lucas Petty to their Shadow Rotation.
  • The Breath Mints made a roster move.
    • 🍬 - Lucas Petty, Rotation
    • 🍬 + Lucas Petty, Shadows
  • Lucas Petty entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 9.4 → 10.1
  • Move - 47% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
    This Filing - 97% of Breath Mints Move Votes
    Final Odds - 45% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Breath Mints vote to swap Jacob Haynes and Hierophantic Foible.
  • The Flowers and Breath Mints made a trade.
    • 🌹 - Jacob Haynes + Hierophantic Foible
    • 🍬 - Hierophantic Foible + Jacob Haynes
  • Equivalent Exchange - 46% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
    This Filing - 8% of Breath Mints Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 4% chance of happening.

Blessings

• 
  Yo... Hitter? blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • The Breath Mints made a roster move.
    • 🍬 - Mooney Doctor II, Rotation
    • 🍬 + Mooney Doctor II, Lineup
  • The Breath Mints had 43% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    730,280 votes were cast.