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'''Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 13'''
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{{TeamSeason
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| title        = [[Kansas City Breath Mints|🍬 Kansas City Breath Mints]]
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| season      = Season 13
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| dates        = March 8, 2021 - March 14, 2021
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| previous    = [[Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 12|Season 12]]
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| next        = [[Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 14|Season 14]]
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<!-- Basic Information about a team's results -->
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| division        = Low
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| league          = Mild
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| record          = 34-65
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| wins            = 33
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| favor          = 15
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| div_place      = 6th
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| league_place    = 12th
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| ilb_place      = 22nd
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| partytime      = Day 77
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| postseason      = '''Wild Card:''' Won 2-1 against {{Teamemoji|Millennials}}<br>'''Division Series:''' Lost 0-3 against {{Teamemoji|Crabs}}
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<!-- Statistics 1: Team Statistics -->
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| modifs          = {{Modif|Free Will}}
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| elsewheres      = 1
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<!-- Statistics 3: League Statistics -->
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| rules        = {{Modif|Eat the Rich}}{{Modif|Party Time}}{{Modif|Wild Cards}}{{Modif|Based Evolution}}
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<!-- Changes: Logs of shifting dynamics in a team over a season -->
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| changes      = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; min-width:13%;">Date</th><th style="text-align:left; min-width:65%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th>
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|13|β13}} 99</td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Brisket Friendo]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Postseason Birth</td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td></tr></table></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|13|β13}} EL<span style="font-size:0">00</span></td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Eizabeth Guerra]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Jessica Telephone]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Wild Wings}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Will ({{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}})</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>Exchange</td></tr></table></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|13|β13}} EL<span style="font-size:0">01</span></td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Stew Briggs]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Spies}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Will ({{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}})</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>Revoke</td></tr></table></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|13|β13}} EL<span style="font-size:0">00</span></td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Lenny Spruce]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Sutton Picklestein]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Flowers}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Will ({{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}})</td><td></td></tr><tr><td>Plunder</td></tr></table></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|13|β13}} EL<span style="font-size:0">00</span></td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Sutton Picklestein]]</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Marquez Clark]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Returned</td></tr></table></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|13|β13}} EL<span style="font-size:0">01</span></td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Brisket Friendo]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Redacted</td></tr></table></td></tr></table>
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<!-- Latesiesta events (Day 72 seasons 12 and onwards) -->
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| renovations      = Construction of [[The Meadow]] completed
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<!-- Election: Election information -->
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| decrees          = The [[Breath Mints]] receive {{ModLink|Free Will}}<br>{{ModGain|FREE_WILL|duration=permanent}}
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| wills        = {{Teamicon|Breath Mints|size=30px}}'''Exchange'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Trade|Breath Mints|Eizabeth Guerra|Jessica Telephone}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Trade|Wild Wings|Jessica Telephone|Eizabeth Guerra}}<br>{{Teamicon|Breath Mints|size=30px}}'''Revoke'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Stew Briggs]]<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Roamin}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}}[[Stew Briggs]] -> Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Spies}} {{PositiveChange}}[[Stew Briggs]] -> Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}}<br>{{Teamicon|Breath Mints|size=30px}}'''Plunder'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Trade|Breath Mints|Lenny Spruce|Sutton Picklestein}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Trade|Flowers|Sutton Picklestein|Lenny Spruce}}
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<!-- Post-election events -->
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| postel_other    = '''Returned'''<br>{{Trade|Breath Mints|Sutton Picklestein|Marquez Clark}}<br>Sutton Picklestein {{ModLoss|RETURNED|duration=permanent}}<br>Sutton Picklestein {{ModLoss|DEBT_THREE|duration=permanent}}<br>'''Redacted'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Brisket Friendo]]<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Redacted}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}}[[Brisket Friendo]] -> Shadows {{PositionIcon|Shadows}}
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<!-- Missing a few things here i think. Dusting, free gifts, idk -->
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}}
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In {{BetaSeason|13}}, the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] finished 12th in the [[Mild League]], and 22nd in the [[ILB]].
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During the Season 13 [[Earlsiesta]], all teams beside the [[Baltimore Crabs]] (whose Ballpark had already been completed) began construction on their [[Ballpark]]s. Construction was completed following the Season 13 [[Latesiesta]], with the Breath Mints building the [[Kansas City FreshDome]], also known as The Meadow.
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In the postseason, the Breath Mints were selected as the Mild League Wild Card, and won their first postseason series against the [[New York Millennials]] in the Wild Card round. They continued however their record of never proceeding past the Division Series, losing 0-3 to the eventual champions, the [[Baltimore Crabs]].
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Placing in the bottom 4 teams, The Breath Mints gained a [[Free Will]], receiving 3 Wills in total in the {{BetaSeason|13#Election|Election}}. They Exchanged [[Eizabeth Guerra]] for [[Mexico City Wild Wings]]' hitter [[Jessica Telephone]], Revoked [[Stew Briggs]], and Plundered [[Boston Flowers]]' hitter [[Sutton Picklestein]], sending [[Lenny Spruce]] back in exchange.  The Breath Mints won 0 blessings in the Election.
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During the course of the season's elections, Sutton Picklestein, incinerated earlier in the season, was Plundered by the Boston Flowers, then plundered a second time by the Kansas City Breath Mints. However, after the Wills were all filed, the [[Returned]] activated. Returned reads "This player has Returned from the void. At the end of each season, this player has a chance of being called back to the Void." In a never before seen incident, Picklestein was Returned immediately after being brought back from the dead, pulling [[Marquez Clark]] from the Breath Mints shadows in their place.
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Finally, after the election, it was noticed that [[Brisket Friendo]], the Breath Mints’ Season 13 postseason birth, was missing from their shadows. Both Friendo and [[Tad Seeth]] of the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] were given the modification [[Redacted]], which says simply "This player is Redacted." Very briefly, the [[Boss]] appeared to ask <span class="coin">Where'd you go, Friendo?</span> A followup from [[The Commissioner]] indicated that a missing persons report had been filed, and that "Ownership has enlisted the help of two top-tier investigators and assures no expenses spared."<ref>BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER [@blaseball] (14 Mar 2021). [https://twitter.com/blaseball/status/1371180927565459456 (Tweet)] - via Twitter.</ref> This marked the beginning of [[The Investigation]].
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==Roster==
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The starting roster of Season 13.
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{| class="wikitable"
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!Lineup <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|lineup}}</span>!!Rotation <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|rotation}}</span>
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|- style="vertical-align:top;"
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*[[Hewitt Best]]
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*[[Rodriguez Internet]]
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*[[Eizabeth Guerra]]
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*[[Stew Briggs]]
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*[[Marco Stink]]
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*[[Helga Washington]]
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*[[Grey Alvarado]]
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*[[Lenny Spruce]]
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*[[Joshua Watson]]
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*[[Leach Ingram]]
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*[[Oscar Vaughan]]
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*[[Mooney Doctor II]]
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*[[PolkaDot Zavala]]
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*[[Winnie Hess]]
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! colspan="2" | Shadows <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>
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|- style="vertical-align:top;"
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| colspan="2" | <div style="columns: 2">
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*[[Marquez Clark]]&nbsp;👥
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*[[Atlas Guerra]]&nbsp;👥
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*[[Kina Larsen]]
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*[[Lucas Petty]]
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*[[Sandie Carver]]
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*[[Jordan Boone]]
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*[[Justice Valenzuela]]
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*[[Conrad Bates]]
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*[[Adkins Swagger]]
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*[[Hendricks Lenny]]
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*[[Daniel Mendoza]]
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*[[James Boy]]
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*[[Hierophantic Foible]]</div>
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|}
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==Season==
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===Ballpark Construction===
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During the Season 13 [[Earlsiesta]], all teams beside the [[Baltimore Crabs]] (whose Ballpark had already been completed) began construction on their [[Ballpark]]s. Construction was completed following the Season 13 [[Latesiesta]].
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*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}'''Ground Broken''' - 908,592 Coins Spent
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**The [[Breath Mints]] break ground on [[Kansas City FreshDome]], selecting to build the Loge prefab.
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===Roster Changes===
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The Breath Mints had a player swept elsewhere 1 time in Season 13:
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*On '''Day 59''', [[Lenny Spruce]] was swept elsewhere, returning after 12 days on '''Day 71'''
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The Breath Mints experienced 1 allergic reaction during Season 13:
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*On '''Day 65''', [[Rodriguez Internet]] swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had a [[Peanuts_(weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction.
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The Breath Mints experienced 12 [[Enhanced Party Time|parties]] during Season 13:
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*[[Winnie Hess]] partied on '''Day 82''' and '''Day 86'''
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*[[Leach Ingram]] partied on '''Day 82''', '''Day 89''', and '''Day 94'''
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*[[Grey Alvarado]] partied on '''Day 83'''
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*[[Hewitt Best]] partied on '''Day 86'''
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*[[Lenny Spruce]] partied on '''Day 87'''
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*[[Eizabeth Guerra]] partied on '''Day 93'''
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*[[Joshua Watson]] partied on '''Day 94''' and '''Day 95'''
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*[[Marco Stink]] partied on '''Day 96'''
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===Record Changes===
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The Breath Mints had 1 Win swallowed due to [[Black Hole]] in Season 13:
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*On '''Day 76''' versus the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]
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==Election Outcomes==
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===Decrees===
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**The [[Breath Mints]] receive [[Free Will]].
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***{{ModGain|FREE_WILL|duration=permanent}}
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===Wills===
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*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}'''Exchange'''
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**The [[Breath Mints]] targeted Jessica Telephone for an exchange, opting to send back Eizabeth Guerra.
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**The [[Wild Wings]] and [[Breath Mints]] made a trade.
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***{{Trade|Wild Wings|Jessica Telephone|Eizabeth Guerra}}
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***{{Trade|Breath Mints|Eizabeth Guerra|Jessica Telephone}}
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**''Exchange - 36% of all Breath Mints Will Votes<br/>This Filing - 37% of Breath Mints Exchange Votes<br/>Final Odds - 13% chance of happening.''
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*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}'''Revoke'''
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**The [[Breath Mints]] revoke Stew Briggs.
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**[[Stew Briggs]] is now [[Roamin']].
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***{{ModGain|WANDERER|duration=permanent}}
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**[[Stew Briggs]] wandered to a new team.
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***{{Teamemoji|Breath Mints}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Stew Briggs]], Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}}
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***{{Teamemoji|Spies}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Stew Briggs]], Lineup {{PositionIcon|0}}
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**''Revoke - 34% of all Breath Mints Will Votes<br/>This Filing - 100% of Breath Mints Revoke Votes<br/>Final Odds - 34% chance of happening.''
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*{{Teamicon|Breath Mints}}'''Plunder'''
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**The [[Breath Mints]] voted to target Sutton Picklestein for the plunder.
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**The [[Flowers]] and [[Breath Mints]] made a trade.
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***{{Trade|Flowers|Sutton Picklestein|Lenny Spruce}}
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***{{Trade|Breath Mints|Lenny Spruce|Sutton Picklestein}}
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**''Plunder - 2% of all Breath Mints Will Votes<br/>This Filing - 67% of Breath Mints Plunder Votes<br/>Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.''
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===Post Election===
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*The [[Breath Mints]] cut a player and promoted another from the shadows.
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**{{Trade|Breath Mints|Sutton Picklestein|Marquez Clark}}
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*[[Sutton Picklestein]] lost the [[Returned]] mod.
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**{{ModLoss|RETURNED|duration=permanent}}
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*[[Sutton Picklestein]] lost the [[Debt]] mod.
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**{{ModLoss|DEBT_THREE|duration=permanent}}
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==Fan Works==
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===Gallery=== -->
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Latest revision as of 00:12, 17 January 2023



In Season β13, the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 12th in the Mild League, and 22nd in the ILB.

During the Season 13 Earlsiesta, all teams beside the Baltimore Crabs (whose Ballpark had already been completed) began construction on their Ballparks. Construction was completed following the Season 13 Latesiesta, with the Breath Mints building the Kansas City FreshDome, also known as The Meadow.

In the postseason, the Breath Mints were selected as the Mild League Wild Card, and won their first postseason series against the New York Millennials in the Wild Card round. They continued however their record of never proceeding past the Division Series, losing 0-3 to the eventual champions, the Baltimore Crabs.

Placing in the bottom 4 teams, The Breath Mints gained a Free Will, receiving 3 Wills in total in the Election. They Exchanged Eizabeth Guerra for Mexico City Wild Wings' hitter Jessica Telephone, Revoked Stew Briggs, and Plundered Boston Flowers' hitter Sutton Picklestein, sending Lenny Spruce back in exchange. The Breath Mints won 0 blessings in the Election.

During the course of the season's elections, Sutton Picklestein, incinerated earlier in the season, was Plundered by the Boston Flowers, then plundered a second time by the Kansas City Breath Mints. However, after the Wills were all filed, the Returned activated. Returned reads "This player has Returned from the void. At the end of each season, this player has a chance of being called back to the Void." In a never before seen incident, Picklestein was Returned immediately after being brought back from the dead, pulling Marquez Clark from the Breath Mints shadows in their place.

Finally, after the election, it was noticed that Brisket Friendo, the Breath Mints’ Season 13 postseason birth, was missing from their shadows. Both Friendo and Tad Seeth of the Charleston Shoe Thieves were given the modification Redacted, which says simply "This player is Redacted." Very briefly, the Boss appeared to ask Where'd you go, Friendo? A followup from The Commissioner indicated that a missing persons report had been filed, and that "Ownership has enlisted the help of two top-tier investigators and assures no expenses spared."[1] This marked the beginning of The Investigation.

Roster

The starting roster of Season 13.

Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Season

Ballpark Construction

During the Season 13 Earlsiesta, all teams beside the Baltimore Crabs (whose Ballpark had already been completed) began construction on their Ballparks. Construction was completed following the Season 13 Latesiesta.

Roster Changes

The Breath Mints had a player swept elsewhere 1 time in Season 13:

  • On Day 59, Lenny Spruce was swept elsewhere, returning after 12 days on Day 71

The Breath Mints experienced 1 allergic reaction during Season 13:

The Breath Mints experienced 12 parties during Season 13:

Record Changes

The Breath Mints had 1 Win swallowed due to Black Hole in Season 13:

Election Outcomes

Decrees

Wills

Post Election



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