Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 13
In Season 13 the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 12th in the Mild League, and 22nd in the ILB, and won 0 blessings in the Election. Placing in the bottom 4 teams, they gained a Free Will.
During the Season 13 Earlsiesta, all teams beside the Baltimore Crabs (whose Ballpark had already been completed) began construction on their Ballparks. Construction was completed following the Season 13 Latesiesta, with the Breath Mints building the Kansas City Freshdome, also known as The Meadow.
In the postseason, the Breath Mints were selected as the Mild League Wild Card, and won their first postseason series against the New York Millennials in the Wild Card round. They continued however their record of never proceeding past the Division Series, losing 0-3 to the eventual champions, the Baltimore Crabs.
During the course of the season's elections, Sutton Picklestein, incinerated earlier in the season, was Plundered by the Boston Flowers, then plundered a second time by the Kansas City Breath Mints, sending Lenny Spruce back to the Flowers. However, after the Wills were all filed, the Returned activated. Returned reads "This player has Returned from the void. At the end of each season, this player has a chance of being called back to the Void." In a never before seen incident, Picklestein was Returned immediately after being brought back from the dead, pulling Marquez Clark from the Breath Mints shadows in their place.
Finally, after the election, it was noticed that Brisket Friendo, the Breath Mints’ Season 13 postseason birth, was missing from their shadows. Both Friendo and Tad Seeth of the Charleston Shoe Thieves were given the modification Redacted, which says simply "This player is Redacted." Very briefly, the Boss appeared to ask Where'd you go, Friendo? A followup from The Commissioner indicated that a missing persons report had been filed, and that "Ownership has enlisted the help of two top-tier investigators and assures no expenses spared."[1] This marked the beginning of The Investigation.
Roster
The starting roster of Season 13.
Lineup | Rotation |
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Shadows | |
Season
Stadium Construction
During the Season 13 Earlsiesta, all teams beside the Baltimore Crabs (whose Ballpark had already been completed) began construction on their Ballparks. Construction was completed following the Season 13 Latesiesta.
- Ground Broken - 908,592 Coins Spent
- The Breath Mints break ground on Kansas City FreshDome, selecting to build the Loge prefab.
Roster Changes
The Breath Mints had a player swept elsewhere 1 time in Season 13:
- On Day 59 Lenny Spruce was swept elsewhere, returning after 12 days on Day 71
The Breath Mints experienced 1 allergic reaction during Season 13:
- On Day 65, Rodriguez Internet swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.
The Breath Mints experienced 12 parties during Season 13:
- Winnie Hess partied on Day 82 and Day 86
- Leach Ingram partied on Day 82, Day 89, and Day 94
- Grey Alvarado partied on Day 83
- Hewitt Best partied on Day 86
- Lenny Spruce partied on Day 87
- Eizabeth Guerra partied on Day 93
- Joshua Watson partied on Day 94 and Day 95
- Marco Stink partied on Day 96
Record Changes
The Breath Mints had 1 Win swallowed due to Black Hole in Season 13:
- On Day 76 versus the Charleston Shoe Thieves
Election Outcomes
Decrees
- The Breath Mints receive Free Will.
- + Free Will
- The Breath Mints receive Free Will.
Wills
- Exchange
- The Breath Mints targeted Jessica Telephone for an exchange, opting to send back Eizabeth Guerra.
- The Wild Wings and Breath Mints made a trade.
- Exchange - 36% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
This Filing - 37% of Breath Mints Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 13% chance of happening.
- Revoke
- The Breath Mints revoke Stew Briggs.
- Stew Briggs is now Roamin'.
- + Roamin'
- Stew Briggs wandered to a new team.
- 🍬 - Stew Briggs, Lineup
- 🕵️ + Stew Briggs, Lineup
- Revoke - 34% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
This Filing - 100% of Breath Mints Revoke Votes
Final Odds - 34% chance of happening.
- Plunder
- The Breath Mints voted to target Sutton Picklestein for the plunder.
- The Flowers and Breath Mints made a trade.
- Plunder - 2% of all Breath Mints Will Votes
This Filing - 67% of Breath Mints Plunder Votes
Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
Post Election
- The Breath Mints cut a player and promoted another from the shadows.
- Sutton Picklestein lost the Returned mod.
- - Returned
- Sutton Picklestein lost the Debt mod.
- - Debt
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Buried | August Sky | |
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Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
Ballpark | Kansas City FreshDome | |
Community Lore | ||
Staff | Max Betmint · The Spearmint · Dr. Reverbo · Kacey Greens Jr. | |
History | Kansas City Breath Mints' History | |
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"Fresh Breath, Here We Come." |
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Season β12 | Overview · Concessions · Wills · Ballparks · Flooding · Descension | |
Season β13 | Overview · MVP Voting · Continued Flooding and Scattering | |
Season β14 | Overview · The Investigation · Second Wyatt Masoning · Credit to the League | |
Off Season | ||
Season β15 | Overview · Further Disappearances · Live Bait | |
Season β16 | Overview · Attractive Attractors | |
Season β17 | Overview · Legendary Players · Off Season Tidings | |
Off Season | ||
Season β18 | Overview · New Editions | |
Season β19 | Overview | |
Off Season | ||
Season β20 | Overview · Depth Chart · The Fifth Base | |
Season β21 | Overview · The Desert and the Gate · Parker MacMillan | |
Season β22 | Overview · Semi Centennial Announcement | |
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Season β23 | Overview · Semi-Centennial | |
Season β24 | Overview · Team Incinerations · Navigation | |
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