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The '''Earlsiesta''' is a mid-season break in play following the Day 27 games where a Tarot reading occurs. Earlsiestas began in [[Season 12]].  
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The '''Earlsiesta''' is a mid-season break in play following the Day 27 games where a Tarot reading occurs. Earlsiestas began in {{BetaSeason|12}}.  
  
 
Following the end of play on Day 27, Fans are greeted with a screen reading "Please wait...", after which three arcana are drawn. The players from teams corresponding to the first and third drawn arcana will receive modifications, seemingly related to the second drawn arcana.  
 
Following the end of play on Day 27, Fans are greeted with a screen reading "Please wait...", after which three arcana are drawn. The players from teams corresponding to the first and third drawn arcana will receive modifications, seemingly related to the second drawn arcana.  
  
 
==Arcana==
 
==Arcana==
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'''Arcana''' were handed out as the [[Blessing|blessings]] for [[Season 11#Election Results|Season 11]]. Each team received one card. Following the [[Ascension#Decension|Decension]], the [[Atlantis Georgias]], [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Core Mechanics]], and [[Ohio Worms]] were awarded the Fool card.
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'''Arcana''' were handed out as the [[Blessing|blessings]] for {{BetaSeason|11#Election Results}}. Each team received one card. Following the [[Ascension#Descension|Descension]], the [[Atlantis Georgias]], [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Core Mechanics]], and [[Ohio Worms]] were awarded the Fool card.
  
 
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|XX||Judgment||[[San Francisco Lovers]]
 
|XX||Judgment||[[San Francisco Lovers]]
 
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|Fool
 
 
|[[Atlantis Georgias]], [[Ohio Worms]], [[Core Mechanics]], [[Baltimore Crabs]]
 
|[[Atlantis Georgias]], [[Ohio Worms]], [[Core Mechanics]], [[Baltimore Crabs]]
 
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==List of Earlsiesta Readings==
 
==List of Earlsiesta Readings==
 
===Season 12===
 
===Season 12===
 
[[File:First earlsiesta.png|thumb|A screenshot of the first Earlsiesta reading]]
 
[[File:First earlsiesta.png|thumb|A screenshot of the first Earlsiesta reading]]
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<section begin=Season 12 />The [[Season 12]] Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
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<section begin=Season 12 />The {{BetaSeason|12}} Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
 
<blockquote class="tarot">I The Magician<br/>XII The Hanged Man<br/>XIIII Temperance</blockquote>
 
<blockquote class="tarot">I The Magician<br/>XII The Hanged Man<br/>XIIII Temperance</blockquote>
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*'''OVER UNDER<br/>UNDER OVER'''
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*'''OVER UNDER UNDER OVER'''
 
**{{TarotCard|I|Magic|The Magician}}{{TarotCard|XII|Sunbeams|The Hanged Man}}{{TarotCard|XIIII|Firefighters|Temperance}}
 
**{{TarotCard|I|Magic|The Magician}}{{TarotCard|XII|Sunbeams|The Hanged Man}}{{TarotCard|XIIII|Firefighters|Temperance}}
 
*OVER UNDER, CURRY ALICIAKEYES
 
*OVER UNDER, CURRY ALICIAKEYES
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**{{ModGain|UNDEROVER|duration=permanent}}
 
**{{ModGain|UNDEROVER|duration=permanent}}
  
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Once the website returned to normal, the Events Page showed that two players had received new [[Modifications]]. [[Curry Aliciakeyes]] of the [[Yellowstone Magic]], corresponding to I The Magician, now has the '''Over Under''' Modification. [[Kennedy Rodgers]] of the [[Chicago Firefighters]], corresponding to XIIII Temperance, now has the '''Under Over''' Modification. The [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], corresponding to XII The Hanged Man, seem not to have received any Modifications from their drawing.
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Once the website returned to normal, the Events Page showed that two players had received new [[Modifications]]. [[Curry Aliciakeyes]] of the [[Yellowstone Magic]], corresponding to I The Magician, gained the {{ModLink|Over Under}} modification. [[Kennedy Rodgers]] of the [[Chicago Firefighters]], corresponding to XIIII Temperance, gained the {{ModLink|Under Over}} modification. The [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], corresponding to XII The Hanged Man, did not receive any modifications from their drawing.
  
 
Following the reading, Fans who had the [[Baltimore Crabs]] as their favorite team began construction on their new [[Ballparks]].<section end=Season 12 />
 
Following the reading, Fans who had the [[Baltimore Crabs]] as their favorite team began construction on their new [[Ballparks]].<section end=Season 12 />
  
 
===Season 13===
 
===Season 13===
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<section begin=Season 13 />The [[Season 13]] Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
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<section begin=Season 13 />The {{BetaSeason|13}} Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
 
<blockquote class="tarot">II The High Priestess<br/>XV The Devil<br/>XX Judgment</blockquote>
 
<blockquote class="tarot">II The High Priestess<br/>XV The Devil<br/>XX Judgment</blockquote>
 
*'''GOING UNDER GETTING OVER'''
 
*'''GOING UNDER GETTING OVER'''
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*LOVERS GETTING OVER
 
*LOVERS GETTING OVER
 
**{{ModGain|BASE_DEALING|duration=season}}
 
**{{ModGain|BASE_DEALING|duration=season}}
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*The Lovers' lineup has been optimized.
  
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The [[Hawai'i Fridays]], corresponding to II The High Priestess, are "GOING UNDER," and now have the [[Modifications|modification]] '''Sinking Ship'''. The [[San Francisco Lovers]], corresponding to XX Judgment, are "GETTING OVER," and now have the seasonal [[Modifications|modification]] '''Base Dealing'''. The Lovers' lineup has also "been optimized," with their batting rotation taking on a new order.  
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The [[Hawai'i Fridays]], corresponding to II The High Priestess, are "GOING UNDER," and gained the {{ModLink|Sinking Ship}} modification. The [[San Francisco Lovers]], corresponding to XX Judgment, are "GETTING OVER," and gained the {{ModLink|Base Dealing}} seasonal modificaion. The Lovers' lineup was also "optimized," with their lineup taking on a new order.  
  
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Following the reading, Fans of all teams besides the [[Baltimore Crabs]] began contributing towards the construction of their [[Ballparks]], with many teams completing funding in mere minutes. The Crabs were offered options for Renovations to improve their ballpark. <section end=Season 13 />
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Following the reading, Fans of all teams besides the [[Baltimore Crabs]] began contributing towards the construction of their [[Ballparks]], with many teams completing funding in mere minutes. The Crabs were offered options for [[Renovations]] to improve their ballpark. <section end=Season 13 />
  
 
===Season 14===
 
===Season 14===
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<section begin=Season 14 />The [[Season 14]] Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
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<section begin=Season 14 />The {{BetaSeason|14}} Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
 
<blockquote class="tarot">XI Strength<br/>Fool<br/>III The Empress</blockquote>
 
<blockquote class="tarot">XI Strength<br/>Fool<br/>III The Empress</blockquote>
 
*'''WYATT MASON, OVER'''
 
*'''WYATT MASON, OVER'''
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**{{ModGain|RECEIVER|duration=permanent}}
 
**{{ModGain|RECEIVER|duration=permanent}}
  
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The reading for Season 14 was titled '''WYATT MASON, OVER'''. The [[Tokyo Lift]], corresponding to XI Strength, received the [[modification]] '''Receiver''' for [[Wyatt Quitter]]. Similarly, the [[Boston Flowers]], corresponding to III The Empress, received the [[modification]] '''Receiver''' for [[Moses Mason]]. Fans have noted that both Wyatt Quitter and Moses Mason are survivors of the [[Wyatt Masoning]]. The arcana Fool corresponds to the [[Baltimore Crabs]], the winners of [[Season 13]], however, the emoji representing Fool appeared to change several times before the reading, sometimes showing the emojis for the [[Atlantis Georgias]] and [[Core Mechanics]], but often showing the joystick emoji of [[Real Game Band]], a team who only played during the inaugural [[Coffee Cup]] tournament.  
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The [[Tokyo Lift]], corresponding to XI Strength, received the {{ModLink|Receiver}} modification for [[Wyatt Quitter]]. Similarly, the [[Boston Flowers]], corresponding to III The Empress, received the {{ModLink|Receiver}} modification for [[Moses Mason]]. Fans have noted that both Wyatt Quitter and Moses Mason are survivors of the [[Wyatt Masoning]]. The arcana Fool corresponds to the [[Baltimore Crabs]], the winners of {{BetaSeason|13}}, however, the emoji representing Fool appeared to change several times before the reading, sometimes showing the emojis for the [[Atlantis Georgias]] and [[Core Mechanics]], but often showing the joystick emoji of [[Real Game Band]], a team who only played during the inaugural [[Coffee Cup]] tournament.  
  
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Following the readings, [[Boss]] appeared to speak on the ongoing [[Flooding]] crisis, and announce the first upcoming Off Siesta. Teams were also invited to begin renovations on their [[Ballparks]], with several unique options available among all ballparks. <section end=Season 14 />
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Following the readings, [[Boss]] appeared to speak on the ongoing [[Flooding]] crisis, and announce the first upcoming Off Season. Teams were also invited to begin renovations on their [[Ballparks]], with several unique options available among all ballparks. <section end=Season 14 />
  
 
===Season 15===
 
===Season 15===
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<section begin=Season 15 />The [[Season 15]] Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
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<section begin=Season 15 />The {{BetaSeason|15}} Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
 
<blockquote class="tarot">immateria materia<br/>V The Hierophant<br/>XIII<br/>III The Empress</blockquote>
 
<blockquote class="tarot">immateria materia<br/>V The Hierophant<br/>XIII<br/>III The Empress</blockquote>
 
*'''FROM THE BRIDGE, DOWNSTREAM'''
 
*'''FROM THE BRIDGE, DOWNSTREAM'''
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**{{ModGain|AFTER_PARTY|duration=weekly}}
 
**{{ModGain|AFTER_PARTY|duration=weekly}}
  
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The reading for Season 15 was titled '''FROM THE BRIDGE, DOWNSTREAM'''. In a surprise, the Season 14 champions, the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], were drawn first, corresponding to V The Hierophant. Second was XIII, belonging to the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], who received the [[modification]] '''Middling''' for the remainder of Season 15. Finally, III The Empress was drawn for a second week in a row, corresponding to the [[Boston Flowers]]. The Flowers received the modification '''Afterparty''', set on a weekly duration. <section end=Season 15 />
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In a surprise, the Season 14 champions, the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], were drawn first, corresponding to V The Hierophant. Second was XIII, belonging to the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], who received the {{ModLink|Middling}} modifcation for the remainder of Season 15. Finally, III The Empress was drawn for a second week in a row, corresponding to the [[Boston Flowers]]. The Flowers received the {{ModLink|Afterparty}} modification, with a weekly duration. <section end=Season 15 />
  
 
===Season 16===
 
===Season 16===
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<section begin=Season 16 />The [[Season 16]] Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
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<section begin=Season 16 />The {{BetaSeason|16}} Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
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<blockquote class="tarot">materia immateria<br/>XVI The Tower<br/>I The Magician<br/>V The Hierophant</blockquote>*'''FROM THE BRIDGE, UPSTREAM'''
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<blockquote class="tarot">materia immateria<br/>XVI The Tower<br/>I The Magician<br/>V The Hierophant</blockquote>
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*'''FROM THE BRIDGE, UPSTREAM'''
 
**{{TarotCard|XVI|Jazz Hands|The Tower}}{{TarotCard|I|Magic|The Magician}}{{TarotCard|V|Moist Talkers|The Hierophant}}
 
**{{TarotCard|XVI|Jazz Hands|The Tower}}{{TarotCard|I|Magic|The Magician}}{{TarotCard|V|Moist Talkers|The Hierophant}}
 
*[[Collins Melon]], UPSTREAM
 
*[[Collins Melon]], UPSTREAM
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*[[James Mora]]'s mods caused by Superyummy were removed.
 
*[[James Mora]]'s mods caused by Superyummy were removed.
  
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The reading for Season 16 was titled '''FROM THE BRIDGE, UPSTREAM'''. First was XVI The Tower, belonging to the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]; lineup player [[Collins Melon]] lost the '''Alternate''' [[modification]] with the text description "Collins Melon, UPSTREAM". I The Magician was drawn second, corresponding to the [[Yellowstone Magic]]; pitcher [[James Mora]] lost the '''Superyummy''' [[modification]] with the accompanying text reading "James Mora, UPSTREAM". Finally, drawn for the second week in a row was V The Hierophant, the card of the Season 15 champions, the [[Canada Moist Talkers]].<section end=Season 16 />
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First was XVI The Tower, belonging to the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]; lineup player [[Collins Melon]] lost the {{ModLink|Alternate}} modification with the text description "Collins Melon, UPSTREAM". I The Magician was drawn second, corresponding to the [[Yellowstone Magic]]; pitcher [[James Mora]] lost the {{ModLink|Superyummy}} modification with the accompanying text reading "James Mora, UPSTREAM". Finally, drawn for the second week in a row was V The Hierophant, the card of the Season 15 champions, the [[Canada Moist Talkers]].<section end=Season 16 />
  
 
===Season 17===
 
===Season 17===
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<section begin=Season 17 />The [[Season 17]] Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
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<section begin=Season 17 />The {{BetaSeason|17}} Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
 
<blockquote class="tarot">immateria immateria<br/>XVI The Tower<br/>V The Hierophant<br/>IIII The Emperor</blockquote>
 
<blockquote class="tarot">immateria immateria<br/>XVI The Tower<br/>V The Hierophant<br/>IIII The Emperor</blockquote>
 
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"The Reader interjects<br/>Projects upon the text<br/>Fishes from neighboring streams."<br/>"Flailing against the Current."<br/>"At the Delta<br/>Tributaries converge<br/>The Historian collects the sea."</blockquote>
 
<blockquote class="lootcrates">"The Reader interjects<br/>Projects upon the text<br/>Fishes from neighboring streams."<br/>"Flailing against the Current."<br/>"At the Delta<br/>Tributaries converge<br/>The Historian collects the sea."</blockquote>
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**Overall 11.2 {{One Star}} -> 11.2 + <span class="item-rating">0.6</span> {{One Star}}
 
**Overall 11.2 {{One Star}} -> 11.2 + <span class="item-rating">0.6</span> {{One Star}}
  
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In an unusual Earlsiesta reading, [[{{Lootcrates}}]] arrived to speak about the Reader and the Historian, implying that {{Lootcrates}} themselves are delivering the readings to Fans. The reading in recent seasons has used the terms <span class=tarot>immateria</span> and <span class=tarot>materia</span> in different ways, but this season, each term was doubled, bookending the reading.  
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In an unusual Earlsiesta reading, [[{{Lootcrates}}]] arrived to speak about the Reader and the Historian. The reading in recent seasons has used the terms <span class=tarot>immateria</span> and <span class=tarot>materia</span> in different ways, but this season, each term was doubled, bookending the reading.  
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The {{BetaSeason|16}} Champions, the [[Dallas Steaks]], were once again not in the center position in the reading. The first was, for the second time in a row, XVI Tower, belonging to the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Lineup player [[Baby Doyle]] was given the [[Items|item]] Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement, which placed the modifications {{ModLink|Entangled}} and {{ModLink|Uncertain}} on them. The middle position was V The Hierophant, belonging to the [[Canada Moist Talkers]]. Nothing was granted to them. The final position, for the third season in a row, was IIII The Emperor, belonging to the [[Dallas Steaks]]. Their pitcher [[Orville Manco]] received the item Force Field of Observation, which granted them the modifications {{ModLink|Force}} and {{ModLink|Observed}}.<section end=Season 17 />
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===Season 18===
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<section begin=Season 18 />The {{BetaSeason|18}} Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
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<blockquote class="tarot">XIIII Temperance<br/>VII The Chariot<br/>VIII Justice<br/>out from under<br/>take the over</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="coin">Okay thank you.<br/>Special Announcement<br/>The Seasonal Reading is hereby Suspended Indefinitely<br/>It was so fun while it lasted.<br/>Always a fun surprise.<br/>Moving on<br/>It's Our pleasure to announce<br/>The ILB Gift Shop is open for business!<br/>Give the people what they want!</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="tarot">lighten up</blockquote>
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*'''OUT FROM UNDER<br/>TAKE THE OVER'''
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**{{TarotCard|XIIII|Firefighters|Temperance}}{{TarotCard|VII|Tacos|The Chariot}}{{TarotCard|VIII|Garages|Justice}}
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*TRUST ME, [[Justice Spoon]]
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**{{ModGain|NEGATIVE|duration=permanent}}
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*TRUST ME, [[Lotus Mango]]
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**{{ModGain|NEGATIVE|duration=permanent}}
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This time the introduction to the Earlsiesta reading was interrupted by the [[Boss]], claiming that readings henceforth would be suspended; however, the reading proceeded as usual afterwards.
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First in the reading was XIIII Temperance, belonging to the [[Chicago Firefighters]], granting the [[Negative]] modification to [[Justice Spoon]]. Next was VII The Chariot, belonging to the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]], placing the previous season's champion in the center for the first time since Season 14. Finally came VIII Justice, belonging to the [[Seattle Garages]], also granting the [[Negative]] modification to [[Lotus Mango]].
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Following the reading, the [[Gifts|Gift Shop]] opened alongside Renovations, allowing teams to designate items desired at Latesiesta and receive funding from fans of other teams. Additionally, one new decree and several new blessings were added to the {{BetaSeason|18#Election Ballot|election ballot}}, with the same <span style="tarot">text styling</span> as the reading, and the {{BetaSeason|18#Wills|'''Alternate Trust'''}} will gained the same text styling.<section end=Season 18 />
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===Season 19===
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<section begin=Season 19 />The {{BetaSeason|19}} Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
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<blockquote class="coin">This season isn't pretty<br/>Ratings are tanking.<br/>But there's hope<br/>The Seasonal Readings are cancelled<br/>We've all had enough chaos.<br/>We will Repeal this Corruption<br/>Exit polls are showing a landslide<br/>The Ratings will rebound.<br/>We guarantee it.<br/>It's a slam dunk.<br/>Play Ball!</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="tarot">under achieve<br/>overwhelm</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="coin">That's enough.<br/>Repeal Turn Tables.<br/>Play Ball.</blockquote>
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*'''TURN OVER'''
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**{{TarotCard|XI|Lift|Strength}}{{TarotCard|XX|Lovers|Judgment}}{{TarotCard|XVIIII|Wild Wings|The Sun}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Nandy Slumps]]
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**{{ModGain|UNDERTAKER|duration=permanent}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Mint Shupe]]
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**{{ModGain|UNCERTAIN|duration=permanent}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Brock Watson]]
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**{{ModGain|SEEKER|duration=permanent}}
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*'''TURN OVER'''
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**{{TarotCard|XVIII|Spies|The Moon}}{{TarotCard|V|Moist Talkers|The Hierophant}}{{TarotCard|X|Shoe Thieves|The Wheel of Fortune}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Yeong-Ho Garcia]]
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**{{ModGain|UNDERTAKER|duration=permanent}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Ziwa Mueller]]
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**{{ModGain|UNCERTAIN|duration=permanent}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Gunther O'Brian]]
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**{{ModGain|SEEKER|duration=permanent}}
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*'''TURN OVER'''
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**{{TarotCard||None|Fool}}{{TarotCard||None|Fool}}{{TarotCard|VIIII|Pies|The Hermit}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Cannonball Sports]]
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**{{ModGain|UNDERTAKER|duration=permanent}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Slosh Truk]]
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**{{ModGain|UNCERTAIN|duration=permanent}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Huber Frumple]]
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**{{ModGain|SEEKER|duration=permanent}}
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*'''TURN OVER'''
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**{{TarotCard|XVI|Jazz Hands|The Tower}}{{TarotCard|XV|Tigers|The Devil}}{{TarotCard|XVII|Dale|The Star}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Riley Firewall]]
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**{{ModGain|UNDERTAKER|duration=permanent}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Paula Turnip]]
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**{{ModGain|UNCERTAIN|duration=permanent}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Stout Schmitt]]
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**{{ModGain|SEEKER|duration=permanent}}
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*'''TURN OVER'''
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**{{TarotCard|XIIII|Firefighters|Temperance}}{{TarotCard||None|Fool}}{{TarotCard|XIII|Breath Mints|}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Wanda Schenn]]
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**{{ModGain|UNDERTAKER|duration=permanent}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Farrell Seagull]]
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**{{ModGain|UNCERTAIN|duration=permanent}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Kina Larsen]]
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**{{ModGain|SEEKER|duration=permanent}}
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*'''TURN OVER'''
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**{{TarotCard|VIII|Garages|Justice}}{{TarotCard|I|Magic|The Magician}}{{TarotCard|III|Flowers|The Empress}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Lotus Mango]]
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**{{ModGain|UNDERTAKER|duration=permanent}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Tiana Wheeler]]
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**{{ModGain|UNCERTAIN|duration=permanent}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Cory Twelve]]
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**{{ModGain|SEEKER|duration=permanent}}
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*'''TURN OVER'''
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**{{TarotCard|VI|Millennials|The Lover}}{{TarotCard|VII|Tacos|The Chariot}}{{TarotCard|II|Fridays|The High Priestess}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Thomas Dracaena]]
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**{{ModGain|UNDERTAKER|duration=permanent}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Rat Mason]]
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**{{ModGain|UNCERTAIN|duration=permanent}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Spears Taylor]]
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**{{ModGain|SEEKER|duration=permanent}}
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*'''TURN OVER'''
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**{{TarotCard||None|Fool}}{{TarotCard|XII|Sunbeams|The Hanged Man}}{{TarotCard|IIII|Steaks|The Emperor}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Lorcan Smaht]]
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**{{ModGain|UNDERTAKER|duration=permanent}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Quack Enjoyable]]
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**{{ModGain|UNCERTAIN|duration=permanent}}
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*TURN OVER, [[Frankie Incarnate]]
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**{{ModGain|SEEKER|duration=permanent}}
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As with the previous season, the [[Boss]] appeared and confirmed the cancellation of the readings, but after some minutes of delay the reading proceeded regardless.
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This reading, every team in the ILB was drawn in groups of three. The first team in each triplet was granted the {{ModLink|Undertaker}} modification for one of their players; the second, the {{ModLink|Uncertain}} modification; and the third, the new {{ModLink|Seeker}} modification.
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Also like the previous season, the {{BetaSeason|19#Election Ballot|election ballot}} was modified with several new additions.
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<section end=Season 19 />
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===Season 20===
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<section begin=Season 20 />
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<blockquote class="coin">Snackholders!<br/>What an incredible Earlseason!<br/>Ratings are rebounding!<br/>The numbers look promising.<br/>As a reminder,<br/>We have suspended the Seasonal Readings.<br/>This Season, We Promise<br/>We've got things Squared Away.</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="tarot">go long</blockquote>
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No actual reading occurred this season, finally in keeping with the [[Boss]]'s assertions that they were suspended. Instead, following Her appearance, a new section was added with a graph mapping teams' [[Levels]].
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<section end=Season 20 />
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===Season 21===
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<section begin=Season 21 />
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<blockquote class="squid">hey<br/>new gifts<br/>some of these are heavy<br/>hmm<br/>these ones are weird<br/>"dynamic duo"<br/>"1 of 2"<br/>"complete the set"<br/>who makes this stuff<br/>anyway<br/>break time<br/>i need a snack</blockquote>
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Again, no reading was held this season, only a brief appearance from the [[Monitor]] alluding to the addition of [[Uncle Plasma]] and [[Liquid Friend]] replicas to the [[Gift Shop]].
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<section end=Season 21 />
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===Season 22===
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<section begin=Season 22 />
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<blockquote class="coin">Rejoice!<br/>We are thrilled to announce<br/>Coming Next Season<br/>The ILB Semi-Centennial!<br/>Celebrating a half-century of exciting #Blaseball action<br/>A look back at all the fun We've had<br/>Since Blaseball's Return.<br/>And for you students of History<br/>The fun starts Today!<br/>For a Limited Time<br/>The ILB Gift Shop is offering<br/>Ancient Legends!<br/>Stars forged in Antiquity<br/>Ready to return to action!<br/>Grab yours now while supply lasts!</blockquote>
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This season, the [[Boss]] appeared at Earlsiesta, and after her appearance the [[Gift Shop]] included replicas of several players only seen thus far in the [[Library]].
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<section end=Season 22 />
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===Season 23===
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<section begin=Season 23 />
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<blockquote class="tarot">set up<br/>trick play<br/>hook and ladder<br/>safety<br/>game over<br/>tear down</blockquote>
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After a long absence, The [[Reader]] made an appearance at Earlsiesta, but no reading occurred.
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<section end=Season 23 />
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===Season 24===
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<section begin=Season 24 />
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*EMERGENCY ALERT<br/>RIFFING INTENSIFIES<br/>[[Supernova|SUPERNOVA]] COLLAPSES<br/>REALITY TEARS<br/>STRANDS BRIDGED<br/>ENDS ZONE
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*[[Black Hole (Black Hole)|BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE)]] DRAINS
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**{{ModGain|SMBH|duration=permanent}}
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*PULSAR (PULSAR) BEAMS
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**{{ModGain|PULSAR|duration=permanent}}
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**FROM DIAGONAL, [[Glood League|GLOOD]]
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**THE DESERT
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**THE HALL
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**FROM DIAGONAL, [[Levil League|LEVIL]]
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**THE VAULT
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**THE HORIZON
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**{{Teamicon|Lift}}The [[Tokyo Lift]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Jazz Hands}}The [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Firefighters}}The [[Chicago Firefighters]] approach the Hall...
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**{{Teamicon|Tigers}}The [[Hades Tigers]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Wild Wings}}The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Georgias}}The [[Atlantis Georgias]] approach the Hall...
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**{{Teamicon|Tacos}}The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Dale}}The [[Miami Dale]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Flowers}}The [[Boston Flowers]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Sunbeams}}The [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Spies}}The [[Houston Spies]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Worms}}The [[Ohio Worms]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Millennials}}The [[New York Millennials]] approach the Hall...
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**{{Teamicon|Steaks}}The [[Dallas Steaks]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Lovers}}The [[San Francisco Lovers]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Pies}}The [[Philly Pies]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Garages}}The [[Seattle Garages]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Mechanics}}The [[Core Mechanics]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Queens}}The [[Carolina Queens]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Moist Talkers}}The [[Canada Moist Talkers]] approach the Hall...
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**{{Teamicon|Shoe Thieves}}The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Magic}}The [[Yellowstone Magic]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Paws}}The [[Oxford Paws]] approach the Vault...
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**{{Teamicon|Crabs}}The [[Baltimore Crabs]] approach the Hall...
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<blockquote class="coin">Snackholders<br/>Rejoice!<br/>Thanks to Our swift Action<br/>And your Contributions<br/>Profits are Soaring<br/>We are Winning</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="emergency_alert">EMERGENCY ALERT<br/>RIFFING INTENSIFIES<br/>SUPERNOVA COLLAPSES<br/>REALITY TEARS<br/>STRANDS BRIDGED<br/>ENDS ZONED<br/>BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) DRAINS<br/>PULSAR (PULSAR) BEAMS</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="coin">No<br/>Wait<br/>Okay no one panic<br/>This is fine.<br/>We will handle this.</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="emergency_alert">SIESTA<br/>TUNING<br/>Please Wait...</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="microphone">hello<br/>This is Parker MacMillan IIIII speaking<br/>I am the Blaseball Commissioner<br/>I'm not sure what's happening<br/>I don't know if we can fix it<br/>But I know She doesn't care what happens to you<br/>She doesn't care where you end up<br/>It's not fair<br/>You deserve a say<br/>But you gotta go fast<br/>Don't give up<br/>Help each other<br/>Get moving</blockquote>
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<blockquote class="squid">hey<br/>commish called<br/>all hands on deck</blockquote>
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The [[Season 16]] Champions, the [[Dallas Steaks]], were once again not in the center position in the reading. The first was, for the second time in a row, XVI Tower, belonging to the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Lineup player [[Baby Doyle]] was given the [[Items|item]] Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement, which placed the modifications '''{{ModLink|Entangled}}''' and '''{{ModLink|Uncertain}}''' on them. The middle position was V The Hierophant, belonging to the [[Canada Moist Talkers]]. Nothing was granted to them. The final position, for the third season in a row, was IIII The Emperor, belonging to the [[Dallas Steaks]]. Their pitcher [[Orville Manco]] received the item Force Field of Observation, which granted them the modifications '''{{ModLink|Force}}''' and '''{{ModLink|Observed}}'''.<section end=Season 17 />
 
 
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The Earlsiesta is a mid-season break in play following the Day 27 games where a Tarot reading occurs. Earlsiestas began in Season β12.

Following the end of play on Day 27, Fans are greeted with a screen reading "Please wait...", after which three arcana are drawn. The players from teams corresponding to the first and third drawn arcana will receive modifications, seemingly related to the second drawn arcana.

Arcana

Arcana were handed out as the blessings for Season β11. Each team received one card. Following the Descension, the Atlantis Georgias, Baltimore Crabs, Core Mechanics, and Ohio Worms were awarded the Fool card.

Number Name Receiving Team(s)
I The Magician Yellowstone Magic
II The High Priestess Hawai'i Fridays
III The Empress Boston Flowers
IIII The Emperor Dallas Steaks
V The Hierophant Canada Moist Talkers
VI The Lover New York Millennials
VII The Chariot Unlimited Tacos
VIII Justice Seattle Garages
VIIII The Hermit Philly Pies
X The Wheel of Fortune Charleston Shoe Thieves
XI Strength Tokyo Lift
XII The Hanged Man Hellmouth Sunbeams
XIII Kansas City Breath Mints
XIIII Temperance Chicago Firefighters
XV The Devil Hades Tigers
XVI The Tower Breckenridge Jazz Hands
XVII The Star Miami Dale
XVIII The Moon Houston Spies
XVIIII The Sun Mexico City Wild Wings
XX Judgment San Francisco Lovers
Fool Atlantis Georgias, Ohio Worms, Core Mechanics, Baltimore Crabs

List of Earlsiesta Readings

Season 12

A screenshot of the first Earlsiesta reading

The Season β12 Earlsiesta readings are as follows:

I The Magician
XII The Hanged Man
XIIII Temperance

  • OVER UNDER UNDER OVER
    • I
      ✨
      The Magician
      XII
      🌞
      The Hanged Man
      XIIII
      🔥
      Temperance
  • OVER UNDER, CURRY ALICIAKEYES
    • +  Over Under
  • UNDER OVER, KENNEDY RODGERS
    • +  Under Over

Once the website returned to normal, the Events Page showed that two players had received new Modifications. Curry Aliciakeyes of the Yellowstone Magic, corresponding to I The Magician, gained the Over Under modification. Kennedy Rodgers of the Chicago Firefighters, corresponding to XIIII Temperance, gained the Under Over modification. The Hellmouth Sunbeams, corresponding to XII The Hanged Man, did not receive any modifications from their drawing.

Following the reading, Fans who had the Baltimore Crabs as their favorite team began construction on their new Ballparks.

Season 13

The Season β13 Earlsiesta readings are as follows:

II The High Priestess
XV The Devil
XX Judgment

  • GOING UNDER GETTING OVER
  • FRIDAYS GOING UNDER
    • +  Sinking Ship
  • LOVERS GETTING OVER
    • +  Base Dealing
  • The Lovers' lineup has been optimized.

The Hawai'i Fridays, corresponding to II The High Priestess, are "GOING UNDER," and gained the Sinking Ship modification. The San Francisco Lovers, corresponding to XX Judgment, are "GETTING OVER," and gained the Base Dealing seasonal modificaion. The Lovers' lineup was also "optimized," with their lineup taking on a new order.

Following the reading, Fans of all teams besides the Baltimore Crabs began contributing towards the construction of their Ballparks, with many teams completing funding in mere minutes. The Crabs were offered options for Renovations to improve their ballpark.

Season 14

The Season β14 Earlsiesta readings are as follows:

XI Strength
Fool
III The Empress

  • WYATT MASON, OVER
  • WYATT QUITTER, OVER
    • +  Receiver
  • MOSES MASON, OVER
    • +  Receiver

The Tokyo Lift, corresponding to XI Strength, received the Receiver modification for Wyatt Quitter. Similarly, the Boston Flowers, corresponding to III The Empress, received the Receiver modification for Moses Mason. Fans have noted that both Wyatt Quitter and Moses Mason are survivors of the Wyatt Masoning. The arcana Fool corresponds to the Baltimore Crabs, the winners of Season β13, however, the emoji representing Fool appeared to change several times before the reading, sometimes showing the emojis for the Atlantis Georgias and Core Mechanics, but often showing the joystick emoji of Real Game Band, a team who only played during the inaugural Coffee Cup tournament.

Following the readings, Boss appeared to speak on the ongoing Flooding crisis, and announce the first upcoming Off Season. Teams were also invited to begin renovations on their Ballparks, with several unique options available among all ballparks.

Season 15

The Season β15 Earlsiesta readings are as follows:

immateria materia
V The Hierophant
XIII
III The Empress

  • FROM THE BRIDGE, DOWNSTREAM
  • BREATH MINTS, MIDDLE
  • FLOWERS, AFTER
    • +  Afterparty

In a surprise, the Season 14 champions, the Canada Moist Talkers, were drawn first, corresponding to V The Hierophant. Second was XIII, belonging to the Kansas City Breath Mints, who received the Middling modifcation for the remainder of Season 15. Finally, III The Empress was drawn for a second week in a row, corresponding to the Boston Flowers. The Flowers received the Afterparty modification, with a weekly duration.

Season 16

The Season β16 Earlsiesta readings are as follows:

materia immateria
XVI The Tower
I The Magician
V The Hierophant

First was XVI The Tower, belonging to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands; lineup player Collins Melon lost the Alternate modification with the text description "Collins Melon, UPSTREAM". I The Magician was drawn second, corresponding to the Yellowstone Magic; pitcher James Mora lost the Superyummy modification with the accompanying text reading "James Mora, UPSTREAM". Finally, drawn for the second week in a row was V The Hierophant, the card of the Season 15 champions, the Canada Moist Talkers.

Season 17

The Season β17 Earlsiesta readings are as follows:

immateria immateria
XVI The Tower
V The Hierophant
IIII The Emperor

"The Reader interjects
Projects upon the text
Fishes from neighboring streams."
"Flailing against the Current."
"At the Delta
Tributaries converge
The Historian collects the sea."

materia materia

  • OVER THE BRIDGE, UNDER THE BRIDGE
  • Baby Doyle, IMMATERIA IMMATERIA
    • - Bat
  • Baby Doyle, IMMATERIA IMMATERIA
    • + Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement
    • +  Entangled
    • +  Uncertain
    • Overall 15.7 -> 15.7 + 0.1
  • Orville Manco, MATERIA MATERIA
    • - Bat
  • Orville Manco, MATERIA MATERIA
    • + Force Field of Observation
    • +  Force
    • +  Observed
    • Overall 11.2 -> 11.2 + 0.6

In an unusual Earlsiesta reading, Lōotcrates arrived to speak about the Reader and the Historian. The reading in recent seasons has used the terms immateria and materia in different ways, but this season, each term was doubled, bookending the reading.

The Season β16 Champions, the Dallas Steaks, were once again not in the center position in the reading. The first was, for the second time in a row, XVI Tower, belonging to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Lineup player Baby Doyle was given the item Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement, which placed the modifications Entangled and Uncertain on them. The middle position was V The Hierophant, belonging to the Canada Moist Talkers. Nothing was granted to them. The final position, for the third season in a row, was IIII The Emperor, belonging to the Dallas Steaks. Their pitcher Orville Manco received the item Force Field of Observation, which granted them the modifications Force and Observed.

Season 18

The Season β18 Earlsiesta readings are as follows:

XIIII Temperance
VII The Chariot
VIII Justice
out from under
take the over

Okay thank you.
Special Announcement
The Seasonal Reading is hereby Suspended Indefinitely
It was so fun while it lasted.
Always a fun surprise.
Moving on
It's Our pleasure to announce
The ILB Gift Shop is open for business!
Give the people what they want!

lighten up

This time the introduction to the Earlsiesta reading was interrupted by the Boss, claiming that readings henceforth would be suspended; however, the reading proceeded as usual afterwards.

First in the reading was XIIII Temperance, belonging to the Chicago Firefighters, granting the Negative modification to Justice Spoon. Next was VII The Chariot, belonging to the LA Unlimited Tacos, placing the previous season's champion in the center for the first time since Season 14. Finally came VIII Justice, belonging to the Seattle Garages, also granting the Negative modification to Lotus Mango.

Following the reading, the Gift Shop opened alongside Renovations, allowing teams to designate items desired at Latesiesta and receive funding from fans of other teams. Additionally, one new decree and several new blessings were added to the election ballot, with the same text styling as the reading, and the Alternate Trust will gained the same text styling.

Season 19

The Season β19 Earlsiesta readings are as follows:

This season isn't pretty
Ratings are tanking.
But there's hope
The Seasonal Readings are cancelled
We've all had enough chaos.
We will Repeal this Corruption
Exit polls are showing a landslide
The Ratings will rebound.
We guarantee it.
It's a slam dunk.
Play Ball!

under achieve
overwhelm

That's enough.
Repeal Turn Tables.
Play Ball.

As with the previous season, the Boss appeared and confirmed the cancellation of the readings, but after some minutes of delay the reading proceeded regardless.

This reading, every team in the ILB was drawn in groups of three. The first team in each triplet was granted the Undertaker modification for one of their players; the second, the Uncertain modification; and the third, the new Seeker modification.

Also like the previous season, the election ballot was modified with several new additions.


Season 20

Snackholders!
What an incredible Earlseason!
Ratings are rebounding!
The numbers look promising.
As a reminder,
We have suspended the Seasonal Readings.
This Season, We Promise
We've got things Squared Away.

go long

No actual reading occurred this season, finally in keeping with the Boss's assertions that they were suspended. Instead, following Her appearance, a new section was added with a graph mapping teams' Levels.


Season 21

hey
new gifts
some of these are heavy
hmm
these ones are weird
"dynamic duo"
"1 of 2"
"complete the set"
who makes this stuff
anyway
break time
i need a snack

Again, no reading was held this season, only a brief appearance from the Monitor alluding to the addition of Uncle Plasma and Liquid Friend replicas to the Gift Shop.


Season 22

Rejoice!
We are thrilled to announce
Coming Next Season
The ILB Semi-Centennial!
Celebrating a half-century of exciting #Blaseball action
A look back at all the fun We've had
Since Blaseball's Return.
And for you students of History
The fun starts Today!
For a Limited Time
The ILB Gift Shop is offering
Ancient Legends!
Stars forged in Antiquity
Ready to return to action!
Grab yours now while supply lasts!

This season, the Boss appeared at Earlsiesta, and after her appearance the Gift Shop included replicas of several players only seen thus far in the Library.


Season 23

set up
trick play
hook and ladder
safety
game over
tear down

After a long absence, The Reader made an appearance at Earlsiesta, but no reading occurred.


Season 24

Snackholders
Rejoice!
Thanks to Our swift Action
And your Contributions
Profits are Soaring
We are Winning

EMERGENCY ALERT
RIFFING INTENSIFIES
SUPERNOVA COLLAPSES
REALITY TEARS
STRANDS BRIDGED
ENDS ZONED
BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) DRAINS
PULSAR (PULSAR) BEAMS

No
Wait
Okay no one panic
This is fine.
We will handle this.

SIESTA
TUNING
Please Wait...

hello
This is Parker MacMillan IIIII speaking
I am the Blaseball Commissioner
I'm not sure what's happening
I don't know if we can fix it
But I know She doesn't care what happens to you
She doesn't care where you end up
It's not fair
You deserve a say
But you gotta go fast
Don't give up
Help each other
Get moving

hey
commish called
all hands on deck



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