Commissioner

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The Commissioner is the presumptive authority of Internet League Blaseball.

There have been three commissioners since the return of Blaseball.

The first was Parker MacMillan III, who served from seasons 1 to 11. MacMillan III died during the New York Millennials v. Parker MacMillan III trial by incineration. MacMillan III was replaced by Parker MacMillan IIII, and played in the Coffee Cup with the Real Game Band. MacMillan IIII was percolated during Real Game Band's final game of Round 1 of the Coffee Cup and replaced by Parker MacMillan IIII.

Many fans say that The Commissioner is doing a great job.

Appearances

Season 24

During the Season 24 Earlsiesta, the Commissioner enlisted the help of the Microphone in order to make their first on-site appearance.

hello
This is Parker MacMillan IIIII speaking
I am the Blaseball Commissioner
I'm not sure what's happening
I don't know if we can fix it
But I know She doesn't care what happens to you
She doesn't care where you end up
It's not fair
You deserve a say
But you gotta go fast
Don't give up
Help each other
Get moving