Distortions

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The Icon for Distortions

Distortions are prizes granted to Teams during Elections that can range from special Items to being remade in the image of a peanut. Distortions are chosen by League Raffle, meaning that each prize will be won by randomly selecting a Vote, and that the Team listed on the winning Vote receives the prize. Distortions were introduced in Gamma 1, but Fans could not vote on them until Gamma 2. They are very similar to Blessings — however, unlike blessings they are subject to Limited Winnings, meaning that each Team can only win one Distortion per Election. Additionally, they are only offered every other Election, or in Midseason Elections.

History of Distortions

Distortions from each season are shown below.

Gamma 2, Season 1

Icon	Name	Effect
	Fire Blood	Give a random Player in your Team's Rotation Fire Blood.
	Electric Blood	Give a random Player in your Team's Rotation Electric Blood.
	Strike Blood	Give a random Player in your Team's Lineup Strike Blood.
	Ball Blood	Give a random Player in your Team's Lineup Ball Blood.
	Arm Cannon	Give the Arm Cannon to a random Player in your Team's Rotation.
	Gunblade Bat	Give the Gunblade Bat to a random Player in your Team's Lineup.
	Rocket Shoes	Give Rocket Shoes to a random Player in your Team's Lineup.
	Catcher's Mitt	Give Catcher's Mitt to a random Player in your Team's Lineup.
	Lead Investment	Move the Best Batter in your Team's Lineup to first in the Lineup.
	Default Swap	Swap the Worst Batter in your Team's Lineup with the Worst Pitcher in your Team's Rotation.
	Cold Call	Call the Alternate for the 2 Worst Pitchers in your Team's Rotation.
	Long Distance Call	Call the Alternate for the 4 Worst Batters in your Team's Lineup.

Gamma 3, Season 1, Midseason

Icon	Name	Effect
	TASTE THE INFINITE	Remake your Team in the Shelled One's image.
	Fist of the Ape God	Brought to you by Caves of Qud Bestow the Fist of the Ape God unto a random Player in your Team's Rotation.
	Cold Call	Call the Alternate for the 2 Worst Pitchers in your Team's Rotation.
	Long Distance Call	Call the Alternate for the 4 Worst Batters in your Team's Lineup.
	Fire Blood	Give a random Player in your Team's Rotation Fire Blood.
	Electric Blood	Give a random Player in your Team's Rotation Electric Blood.
	Strike Blood	Give a random Player in your Team's Lineup Strike Blood.
	Ball Blood	Give a random Player in your Team's Lineup Ball Blood.
	Snow Blower	Give the Snow Blower to a random Player in your Team's Rotation.
	Snow Shovel	Give the Snow Shovel to a random Player in your Team's Lineup.
	Snow Shoes	Give Snow Shoes to a random Player in your Team's Lineup.
	Catcher's Mittens	Give Catcher's Mittens to a random Player in your Team's Lineup.