Distortions

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Distortions are prizes granted to Teams during Elections that can range from special Items to being remade in the image of a peanut. Distortions are chosen by League Raffle, meaning that each prize will be won by randomly selecting a Vote, and that the Team listed on the winning Vote recieves the prize. Distortions were introduced in Gamma 1, but Fans could not vote on them until Gamma 2. They are very similar to Blessings — however, unlike blessings they are subject to Limited Winnings, meaning that each Team can only win one Distortion per Election. Additionally, they are only offered every other Election, or in Midseason Elections.

History of Distortions

Distortions from each season are shown below.

Gamma 2, Season 1

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Fire Blood Give a random Player in your Team's Rotation Fire Blood.
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Electric Blood Give a random Player in your Team's Rotation Electric Blood.
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Strike Blood Give a random Player in your Team's Lineup Strike Blood.
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Ball Blood Give a random Player in your Team's Lineup Ball Blood.
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Arm Cannon Give the Arm Cannon to a random Player in your Team's Rotation.
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Gunblade Bat Give the Gunblade Bat to a random Player in your Team's Lineup.
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Rocket Shoes Give Rocket Shoes to a random Player in your Team's Lineup.
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Catcher's Mitt Give Catcher's Mitt to a random Player in your Team's Lineup.
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Lead Investment Move the Best Batter in your Team's Lineup to first in the Lineup.
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Default Swap Swap the Worst Batter in your Team's Lineup with the Worst Pitcher in your Team's Rotation.
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Cold Call Call the Alternate for the 2 Worst Pitchers in your Team's Rotation.
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Long Distance Call Call the Alternate for the 4 Worst Batters in your Team's Lineup.

Gamma 3, Season 1

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TASTE THE INFINITE Remake your Team in the Shelled One's image.
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Fist of the Ape God Brought to you by
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Bestow the Fist of the Ape God unto a random Player in your Team's Rotation.
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Cold Call Call the Alternate for the 2 Worst Pitchers in your Team's Rotation.
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Long Distance Call Call the Alternate for the 4 Worst Batters in your Team's Lineup.
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Fire Blood Give a random Player in your Team's Rotation Fire Blood.
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Electric Blood Give a random Player in your Team's Rotation Electric Blood.
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Strike Blood Give a random Player in your Team's Lineup Strike Blood.
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Ball Blood Give a random Player in your Team's Lineup Ball Blood.
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Snow Blower Give the Snow Blower to a random Player in your Team's Rotation.
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Snow Shovel Give the Snow Shovel to a random Player in your Team's Lineup.
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Snow Shoes Give Snow Shoes to a random Player in your Team's Lineup.
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Catcher's Mittens Give Catcher's Mittens to a random Player in your Team's Lineup.

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