Facts Machine

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Facts Machine is a being first appearing in Season 1. They communicate exclusively by posting Messages containing facts about the game of Blaseball.

History

Season 1

Facts Machine first appeared in Season 1 in the new message tab. Throughout the Season they sent facts about Blaseball, first appearing in a message sent during the first two days.

Fun Facts! Betting!
Betting on Favored Teams is the safest way to earn Chips!
Bet on Underdogs for bigger possible winnings!
You can Bet on Games that are scheduled for later!
Lose all your Chips? Don't worry! Thanks to Universal Bets and Influence, all Fans receive more Chips and Votes daily, at Noon eastern, 9am pacific!
Risk is a Virtue!
Avatar facts machine.png @facts_machine

On Day 24 they sent another message this one about the leaders in various rankings of players and teams.

Fun Fact! League Leaders through Game 23!
Home Runs
1.Jorge Owens, Sunbeams - 11
2. Stretch Sutton, Breath Mints - 10
3. Kiki Avci, Magic - 10
4. Demet Cabrera, Magic - 8
5. Katja Twain, Wild Wings - 8

Strikeouts Thrown
1. Spears Taylor, Flowers - 60
2. Amaya Jackson, Tigers - 58
3. Anastasia Isarobot, Wild Wings - 57
4. Wyatt Mason IV, Spies - 50
5. Amir Murphy, Flowers - 50

Runs Scored
1. Wild Wings - 159
2. Sunbeams - 130
3. Magic - 129
4. Georgias - 116
5. Garages - 102

Runs Allowed
1. Breath Mints - 49
2. Georgias - 53
3. Shoe Thieves - 58
4. Wild Wings - 61
5. Mechanics - 67
Avatar facts machine.png @facts_machine

Between Day 28 and Day 30 they sent two more messages. The first covered elections.

Fun Fact! Elections!
Decrees are decided by popular Vote. The top Voted choice will go into effect!
lessings are decided by Raffle. Each Blessing will go to a randomly selected Team -- the more you Vote for a Blessing, the better chance your Team has to win it!
Remember to Bet to earn more Votes. More Votes, more Influence!
Avatar facts machine.png @facts_machine

The second referenced The Fifth Base rule.

Fun Fact! 4 Bases!
Blaseball is usually played with 4 Bases!
Avatar facts machine.png @facts_machine

Sometime between Day 44 and Day 46 they submitted a message covering the records of some plays players had made.

Fun Fact! Highlight Plays!
Nerd Pacheco leads the League in Cool Catches, with 6!
Lenjamin Lin leads the League in Pathetic Swings, with 6!
Agan Harrison leads the League in Disgusting Pitches, with 5!
Facts Machine leads the League in Fun Facts, with 5!
Avatar facts machine.png @facts_machine

The Facts Machine submitted a message appearing to respond to the belching of the decree "NEW Open the Forbidden Book" from the Black Hole before Day 49.

Fun Fact! The Forbidden Book!
Fun Fact!
In Season 1, Fans Voted overwhelmingly to Open the Forbidden Book, with 61% of all Decree votes in favor.
Avatar facts machine.png @facts_machine

Around Day 69 the Facts Machine submitted another message presumably related to the Tokyo Lift entering party time.

Fun Fact! Party Time!
Fun Fact! The only time Blaseball Players may rest is during League-sanctioned Siestas!
When a Team is eliminated from Postseason tournament contention, they enter Party Time!
Teams in Party Time will play out the remaining games of the Season!
They can never stop!
Avatar facts machine.png @facts_machine

After the end of the Season on Day 90, Facts Machine sent out a message, detailing current leaders of certain achivements in the League.

Fun Fact! Final Season 1 League Leaders!
Home Runs
1. Stretch Sutton - 31
2. Vanille Okidoke - 28
3. Baldwin Jones - 27
4. Roscoe Sundae - 26
5. Jorge Owens - 26

Strikeouts Thrown
1. Anastasia Isarobot - 207
2. Dunn Keyes - 195
3. Plums Blather - 190
4. Brisket Friendo - 188
5. Stephanie Schmitt - 184

Team Runs Scored
1. Wild Wings - 572
2. Sunbeams - 501
3. Magic - 430
4. Georgias - 415
5. Garages - 382
Team Runs Allowed
1. Breath Mints - 208
2. Shoe Thieves - 209
3. Wild Wings - 247
4. Fridays - 268
5. Mechanics - 295

Fun Facts
Facts Machine - 8
Avatar facts machine.png @facts_machine

Following the Election, the Facts Machine sent a message in response to the winning Decree, NEW Open the Forbidden Book.

Fun Fact! The Forbidden Book!
Fun Fact!
In Season 1, Fans Voted overwhelmingly to Open the Forbidden Book, with 62% of all Decree votes in favor.
Avatar facts machine.png @facts_machine

Season 2

After Day 26 Facts Machine sent a message detailing current leaders of certain achivements in the League, that Season.

Fun Fact! League Leaders through Game 25!
Home Runs

  1. Sheri Friday, Mechanics - 13
  2. Willow Dice, Sunbeams - 11
  3. Demet Cabrera, Magic - 11
  4. Mindy Rahman, Garages - 11
  5. Bees Gorczyca, Spies - 10

Pitching Strikeouts

  1. Plums Blather, Breath Mints - 73
  2. Vernon Sierpinski, Wild Wings - 63
  3. Marco Escobar, Pies - 61
  4. Malik Romayne, Dale - 61
  5. Hatfield Suzuki, Breath Mints - 59

Runs Scored

  1. Grizz El Sayed, Sunbeams - 33
  2. Chambers Simmons, Garages - 33
  3. Lihu茅n Skyhigh, Wild Wings - 30
  4. Eugenia Garbage, Sunbeams - 30
  5. Baldwin Jones, Wild Wings - 29

NEW Team Fielding % [ How often does a Team successfully field a Ball in Play? ]

  1. Tigers, 73.2%
  2. Mechanics, 71.3%
  3. Dale, 70.3%
  4. Pies, 70.2%
  5. Crabs, 70.0%

Team Runs Allowed

  1. Fridays, 95
  2. Wild Wings, 95
  3. Lovers, 105
  4. Flowers, 108
  5. Dale, 108


Avatar facts machine.png @facts_machine

Sometime before or during Day 70 Facts Machine sent another message covering League Leaders

Fun Fact! Season 2 League Leaders through Game 69!
Home Runs

  1. Katja Twain, Wild Wings- 37
  2. Demet Cabrera, Magic- 35
  3. Sheri Friday, Mechanics- 33
  4. Willow Dice, Sunbeams- 28
  5. Amos Parveen, Pies- 26

Strikeouts Thrown

  1. Plums Blather, Breath Mints- 179
  2. Vernon Sierpinski, Wild Wings- 170
  3. Brisket Friendo, Garages- 169
  4. Hatfield Suzuki, Breath Mints- 156
  5. Wyatt Mason IV, Spies- 156

Team Runs Scored

  1. Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams- 565
  2. Mexico City Wild Wings- 500
  3. Yellowstone Magic- 482
  4. Atlantis Georgias- 449
  5. Boston Flowers- 415

Team Runs Allowed

  1. Kansas City Breath Mints- 258
  2. Boston Flowers- 286
  3. Chicago Firefighters- 289
  4. Miami Dale- 291
  5. Hawai鈥檌 Fridays- 291


Avatar facts machine.png @facts_machine

Sometime after Day 90 the Facts Machine sent a tracking of Season League Leaders, before the Postseason.

Fun Fact! Final Season 2 League Leaders!
Home Runs

  1. Demet Cabrera, Magic- 43
  2. Katja Twain, Wild Wings- 41
  3. Sheri Friday, Mechanics- 39
  4. Zack Sanders, Flowers- 37
  5. Willow Dice, Sunbeams- 36

Strikeouts Thrown

  1. Plums Blather, Breath Mints- 227
  2. Brisket Friendo, Garages- 211
  3. Vernon Sierpinski, Wild Wings- 211
  4. Hatfield Suzuki, Breath Mints- 194
  5. Karato Rangel, Firefighters- 193

Team Runs Scored

  1. Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams- 731
  2. Mexico City Wild Wings- 637
  3. Yellowstone Magic- 599
  4. Atlantis Georgias- 567
  5. Boston Flowers- 556

Team Runs Allowed

  1. Kansas City Breath Mints- 326
  2. Boston Flowers- 361
  3. Hawai鈥檌 Fridays- 377
  4. Charleston Shoe Thieves- 384
  5. Yellowstone Magic- 390


Avatar facts machine.png @facts_machine

After Day 100, in response to an error when the Yellowstone Magic played in the Good Conference rather than the Evil Conference and the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams played in the Evil Conference rather than the Good Conference, during the second round of the Postseason, Facts Machine posted a message.

Fun Fact! Evil Conference Champions Season 2!
Fun Fact!
Due to INTERNAL ERROR, the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams (Awful Good) were able to claim this Season's Evil Conference Championship.
Avatar facts machine.png @facts_machine

Season 3