Broken Ridge Jazz Hands

Breckenridge Jazz Hands
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League	Internet League Blaseball
Subleague	Wild League
Division	Wild High
Ballpark	Breckenridge Community Field
Modifications	Targeted Shame (Season 5, 8, 10)Teams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary  The Fourth Strike (Season 7, 13)Those with the Fourth Strike will get an extra strike in each at bat.  Earlbirds (Season 14)This Team or Player will Overperform in the Earlseason.  RoamlessPlayers cannot Roam to this Team.  RogueThis Team is Out for a Surprise Attack.  Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...
Home Location	Breckenridge
Team Slogan	"We’ve Got Winning to Do. Just for You."
Team Colors	#6388ad, #4E084D, #D80067, #F3CA40, #F2A541, #7BA9D7
Emoji	👐
Arcanum	XVI The Tower
Team Abbreviation	JAZZ
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Team Page
Variants
Short Circuits	Breckenridge Jazz Hands (Gamma 2) Breckenridge Jazz Hands (Gamma 3) Breckenridge Jazz Hands (Gamma 4)
Friends	Atlantis Georgias
Rivals	Canada Moist Talkers
Mascot	The Breckenridge Slide-Trombone Bolter

The Breckenridge Jazz Hands are a Blaseball team in the Wild High division of the Wild League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season AA. They formerly played in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League.

Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Baby Doyle Edric Tosser Steph Weeks Spears Rogers Quack Enjoyable	Wyatt Pothos Riley Firewall Siobhan Chark August Sky Russo Slugger Chorby Short
Shadows
Boyfriend Berger Hernando Winter Elijah Valenzuela Dervin Gorczyca Marco Winner Lancelot Kane Zippy DeShields Donia Dollie Margarito Bishop Mikan Hammer Cote Rodgers Yams Sokol Munavoi Rochester

Player History

For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Breckenridge Jazz Hands Players.

Date	Removed		Added			Cause
Toggle Intrateam Moves (Fax, Voicemail, etc.)
02 80	Alexandria Dracaena		Hendricks Richardson	👐		Incineration
03 23	Ogden Mendoza		August Sky	👐		Incineration
03 EL	Bevan Underbuck		Nagomi Mcdaniel	🏝️		Blessing (👐)	Highway Robbery
03 EL	Nagomi Mcdaniel		Holden Stanton	🦀		Blessing (🦀)	Headhunter
04 25	Tot Fox		Valentine Games	🦀		Feedback
05 EL	Holden Stanton		Nagomi Mcdaniel	🦀		Blessing (👐)	Seduction
05 EL	August Sky		Combs Estes	🥩		Blessing (🥩)	The Plan? Hit From The Mound
06 22	Valentine Games		Conrad Vaughan	📱		Feedback
06 41	Comfort Septemberish		Collins Melon	🕵️		Feedback
06 44	Hendricks Richardson		Randall Marijuana	🌞		Feedback
06 84	Randall Marijuana		Steph Weeks	👐		Incineration	Marijuana later Released during the Season 10 elections
06 EL	Nagomi Mcdaniel		Holden Stanton	🦀		Blessing (🦀)	Headhunter
07 EL	Aldon Cashmoney		Elijah Valenzuela	🏝️		Blessing (🏝️)	Popular by Association
10 EL	-		Wyatt Pothos	🥜		Fell from THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS
12 61	Agan Harrison		Edric Tosser	🔥		Feedback
12 99	-		Yams Rolsenthal	👐		Playoff Birth
0013 64	Conrad Vaughan		Moved to	👐		Full Reverb
0113 64	Kathy Mathews		Moved to	👐		Full Reverb
0213 64	Holden Stanton		Moved to	👐		Full Reverb
0313 64	Combs Estes		Moved to	👐		Full Reverb
0413 64	Lowe Forbes		Moved to	👐		Full Reverb
0513 64	Campos Arias		Moved to	👐		Full Reverb
13 98	Combs Estes		Dervin Gorczyca	👐		Incineration
13 EL	Holden Stanton		August Sky	🥩		Will (👐)	Exchange
14 LS	-		Wyatt Mason II	👐		Localized into Lineup
14 78	Wyatt Mason II		-			Echoed into Static
14 EL	Stephens Lightner		Bauer Zimmerman	👐		Will (👐)	Foreshadow
15 EL	Edric Tosser		Howell Rocha	👐		Will (👐)	Foreshadow
16 48	-		Liquid Friend	💋		Attractor	Batted in by Tamara Crankit
0016 56	Steph Weeks		Walton Sports	👐		Reverb
0116 56	Steph Weeks		Lowe Forbes	👐		Reverb
16 EL	Conrad Vaughan		Mikan Hammer	📱		Will (📱)	Equivalent Exchange
0017 EL	Elijah Valenzuela		Liquid Friend	👐		Will (👐)	Foreshadow
0117 EL	Mikan Hammer		Moved to	👐		Will (👐)	Move
18 03	Tamara Crankit		Zippy DeShields	👐		Incineration
18 06	Howell Rocha		Riley Firewall	🚤		Feedback
18 54	Bauer Zimmerman		Lancelot Kane	👐		Incineration
18 EL	00Wyatt Pothos		Logan Rodriguez	✨		Will (👐)	Equivalent Exchange
0118 EL	Campos Arias		Mikan Hammer	👐		Will (👐)	Foreshadow
19 EL	Logan Rodriguez		Wyatt Pothos	✨		Will (👐)	Equivalent Exchange
19 EL	-		Jasper Blather	🕵️		Roamin'
20 99	-		Yams Sokol	👐		Playoff Birth
0020 EL	Liquid Friend		Returned to	🏅		Returned to the Vault	Investigation complete.
0120 EL	Zippy DeShields		Moved to	👐		Will (👐)	Move
21 LS	-		Pitching Machine II	👐		Gift Shop
21 82	Mikan Hammer		Spears Rogers	👐		Voicemail
21 99	-		Munavoi Rochester	👐		Overbracket Playoff Birth
0021 EL	Jasper Blather		Comfort Septemberish	🌞		Will (👐)	Equivalent Exchange
0121 EL	Comfort Septemberish		Quack Enjoyable	🕵️		Will (🕵️)	Equivalent Exchange
0221 EL	Lancelot Kane		Moved to	👐		Will (👐)	Move
0321 EL	Pitching Machine II		Returned to	🏅		Faded to Dust
22 54	Kathy Mathews		Super roamed to	🌹		Super Roamin'	The Fifth Base
22 LS	-		Liquid Friend IX	👐		Gift Shop
22 LS	-		Uncle Plasma IX	👐		Gift Shop
22 EL	Yams Rolsenthal		Sent to	🎸		Blessing (🎸)	Gachapon
22 EL	Liquid Friend IX		Returned to	🏅		Faded to Dust
22 EL	Uncle Plasma IX		Returned to	🏅		Faded to Dust
23 02	Riley Firewall		Zippy DeShields	👐		Fax Machine
23 10	Zippy DeShields		Riley Firewall	👐		Fax Machine
23 31	Walton Sports		Lancelot Kane	👐		Voicemail
23 36	-		Chorby Short	🥩		Super Roamin'	The Fifth Base
23 44	Stephens Lightner		Sent to	🐅		Phantom Thieves' Guild (🐅)
23 47	Lowe Forbes		Walton Sports	👐		Fax Machine
23 60	Lancelot Kane		Edric Tosser	👐		Voicemail
23 69	Campos Arias		Sent to	🌹		Phantom Thieves' Guild (🌹)
23 83	Lowe Forbes		Sent to	🌹		Phantom Thieves' Guild (🌹)
23 95	Spears Rogers		Famous Owens	🐅		Feedback
23 95	Walton Sports		Siobhan Chark	🐅		Feedback
23 95	Famous Owens		Spears Rogers	🐅		Feedback
23 99	-		Mags Highlife	👐		Underbracket Playoff Birth
23 SC	Baby Doyle		Drafted by	💫		Drafted to the ILB Semi-Centennial (💫)
23 SC	Collins Melon		Drafted by	💫		Drafted to the ILB Semi-Centennial (💫)
23 SC	-		Baby Doyle	💫		Returned from the ILB Semi-Centennial
23 EL	Brewer Vapor		Sent to	🌮		Blessing (🌮)	Gachapon
24 01	Edric Tosser		Lancelot Kane	👐		Voicemail
0024 04	August Sky		Zippy DeShields	👐		Fax Machine
0124 04	Zippy DeShields		August Sky	👐		Fax Machine
24 05	Baby Doyle		Zippy DeShields	👐		Fax Machine
24 14	Lancelot Kane		Baby Doyle	👐		Voicemail
24 15	Dervin Gorczyca		Edric Tosser	👐		Voicemail
24 35	Mags Highlife		Sent to	🌮		Phantom Thieves' Guild (🌮)
24 53	Zippy DeShields		Russo Slugger	👐		Fax Machine

Season Results

For more detailed Season Results, check out the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Season Results Hub.

The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)

Discipline Era
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason	Season Summary
1 - The Return	58	58-41	Quarterfinalists L 0-3 vs. Philly Pies	Received no blessings.
2 - The Discipline Era	55	55-44	Semifinalists W 3-2 vs. Hades Tigers L 0-3 vs. Philly Pies	Received no blessings.
3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty	50	50-49	Quarterfinalists L 2-3 vs. Hades Tigers	Evil Wind Sprints improved the Jazz Hands' Baserunning by 15%. Highway Robbery steals Nagomi Mcdaniel from the Hawai'i Fridays, sending Bevan Underbuck in return. The Baltimore Crabs receive Headhunter, stealing Nagomi Mcdaniel and sending Holden Stanton in return. The Houston Spies receive Rigour Mortis, which was supposed to decrease the Jazz Hands' Baserunning by 10%, but increased it instead.
4 - Feedback	58	58-41	Semifinalists W 3-1 vs. Philly Pies L 0-3 vs. Hades Tigers	Received no blessings. The Alternate Reality Decree calls the  AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized. for Kathy Mathews and Campos Arias. The Targeted Shame Decree hits the Jazz Hands with  Targeted Shame.
5 - Reverb	58	58-41	ILB Finalists W 3-0 vs. Hades Tigers W 3-2 vs. Canada Moist Talkers L 2-3 vs. Chicago Firefighters	The Jazz Hands were sorted into Wild High with the passing of the High Filter Decree. Seduction steals Nagomi Mcdaniel from the Baltimore Crabs, sending Holden Stanton in return. The Dallas Steaks receive The Plan? Hit From The Mound, stealing August Sky and sending Combs Estes in return.
6 - Idols	59	59-40	Semifinalists W 3-2 vs. San Francisco Lovers L 0-3 vs. Baltimore Crabs	Single-Season Fourth Strike granted the Jazz Hands  The Fourth Strike. Gravity Boots gave Steph Weeks the Gravity Boots armor. The Baltimore Crabs receive Headhunter, stealing Nagomi Mcdaniel and sending Holden Stanton in return.
7 - Getting Shelled	55	55-44	Quarterfinalists L 1-3 vs. San Francisco Lovers	Received no blessings due to the Bless Off Decree. The Hawai'i Fridays receive Popular by Association, stealing Aldon Cashmoney and sending Elijah Valenzuela in return. The Hawai'i Fridays receive The Shame Bubble, which results in the Jazz Hands receiving  Targeted Shame.
8 - Rest in Violence	42	42-57	Entered Party Time on Day 89	Precognition boosted Holden Stanton's hitting by 20%, and Baby Doyle's hitting by 20% twice.
9 - Forecast	46	46-53	Entered Party Time on Day 97	Received no blessings. The Baltimore Crabs receive Fifth Base Bubble, protecting Wild High. The Boston Flowers receive The Shame Bubble, which results in the Jazz Hands receiving  Targeted Shame. In relation to the Forecast Decrees, several players receive new Modifications: Combs Estes receives  SiphonSiphons will steal blood more often in Blooddrain and use it in more ways.. Walton Sports receives  Friend of CrowsIn Birds weather, pitchers with Friend of Crows will encourage the Birds to attack hitters. The crows will attack a hitter, resulting in an automatic out.. Steph Weeks receives  Fire EaterFire Eaters swallow fire instead of being incinerated..
10 - Backdraft	41	41-58	Entered Party Time on Day 90	Received no blessings, but did receive Wyatt Pothos during THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS' fall back to the Immaterial Plane.
11 - Peace & Prosperity	46	46-52	Entered Party Time on Day 88	Assigned the Arcana XVI The Tower.

The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 24)

Expansion Era
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason	Season Summary
12 - The Expansion Era	57	55-44	Quarterfinalists L 2-3 vs. Hellmouth Sunbeams	Received no blessings. The Entrust Will granted the Jazz Hands  The Fourth Strike. The Infuse Will improved Tamara Crankit. Combined 6.9 → 11.9
13 - Home Free	43	43-56	Entered Party Time on Day 88	Received no blessings. The Exchange Will swapped Holden Stanton for August Sky. The Enrich Will granted the Jazz Hands  Earlbirds. The Jazz Hands broke ground on Breckenridge Community Field, selecting the Loge prefab.
14 - The -ides	43	43-56	Entered Party Time on Day 91	Received no blessings. The Foreshadow Will swapped Stephens Lightner into the Shadows in exchange for Bauer Zimmerman. The Infuse Will improved Collins Melon. Combined 16.8 → 21.3 The Jazz Hands built a Peanut Mister and Psychoacoustics. As a result of Psychoacoustics, the Jazz Hands received Wyatt Mason II, who echoed into  Static..... When two players attempt to Echo each other, they both disappear into Static. on Day 78.
15 - Live Bait	45	46-53	Entered Party Time on Day 91	Received no blessings. The Foreshadow Will swapped Edric Tosser into the Shadows in exchange for Howell Rocha. The Move Will moved Kathy Mathews to the lineup. The Jazz Hands built the Grind Rail and LCD Soundsystem. As a result of the Bats decree, every player in the league was granted a Bat item.
16 - Mass Production	40	39-60	Entered Party Time on Day 88	Received no blessings. The Transfuse Will improved Elijah Valenzuela's batting at the cost of defense. Batting 1.5 → 3.2 , Defense 3.0 → 2.7 The Alternate Trust Will Alternated Elijah Valenzuela, randomizing their ratings and granting them  CarefulThis Player's Items will not be damaged by standard game actions.. The New York Millennials' Equivalent Exchange Will swapped Conrad Vaughan for Mikan Hammer. The Seasonal Reading removed Collins Melon's  Alternate modification. The Jazz Hands built Sweetener and Coffee +.
17 - Collections	53	52-47	Entered Party Time on Day 97	Received no blessings. The Foreshadow Will swapped Elijah Valenzuela into the Shadows in exchange for Liquid Friend. The Move Will moved Mikan Hammer to the Shadows. The Seasonal Reading granted Baby Doyle the Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement. The Jazz Hands built Coffee Threes +, Hotel Motel, and Grandiosity +.
18 - New Editions	35	35-64	Entered Party Time on Day 82	The Jazz Hands benefited from  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.. The Item Move Will moved Steph Weeks' Careful Fireproof Necklace to Baby Doyle. The Equivalent Exchange Will swapped Wyatt Pothos for Logan Rodriguez. The Foreshadow Will swapped Campos Arias into the Shadows in exchange for Mikan Hammer. Grand Larceny sorted the lineup by Basethirst. Laserlikeness Patches boosted the Laserlikeness of Riley Firewall and August Sky. Cape of Containment gave Walton Sports the Cape of Containment. The Jazz Hands built Inconvenience - and Ballpark Cleanup. The Jazz Hands received 3 gifts. The Jazz Hands were granted  Life of the PartyTeam: This Team gets 10% more from their Party Time stat boosts. Player: This Player gets 10% more from Party Time stat boosts. See also: Glossary. The Jazz Hands received Soul Patches, increasing the soul of Liquid Friend, Walton Sports, and Dervin Gorczyca. Riley Firewall received a Rock Cannon via the Handcrafted Cannon Drop gift.
19 - Undertow	-55	58-41	Entered Party Time on Day 94	The Shadow Infuse Will infused Edric Tosser's Batting. Batting 2.0 → 3.2 The Equivalent Exchange Will swapped Logan Rodriguez for Wyatt Pothos. Running Practice improved the Jazz Hands' lineup's Baserunning by 1 to 4%. Feast or Famine improved Collins Melon's Indulgence by 23%. Indulgence 7.6 → 8.7 The Seasonal Reading granted Riley Firewall  UndertakerThis Player will dive in to Develop a Negative when a teammate goes Elsewhere.. The Jazz Hands built Birdhouses and Sun 2 +. The Jazz Hands received 2 gifts. The Jazz Hands were granted  SoundproofPlayer: This Player cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers. Team: Players on this Team cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers. See also: Glossary. The Jazz Hands were granted  GravityPlayer: This Player cannot be affected by Reverb. Team: This Team cannot be affected by Reverb. See also: Glossary.
20 - Win(Win)	60	57-42	Eliminated by Overbracket Wild Card L 1-2 vs. Miami Dale	Liquid Friend pulled from roster with the end of the Investigation. The Move Will moved Zippy DeShields to the Shadows. The Reform Will changed Liquid Friend's  AttractorWhen this Player scores a Run, they'll join the Shadows of the Team that scored them, if they're not already on their Roster. into  HomebodyThis player will Overperform when playing in their home Ballpark and Underperform otherwise.. Heads Over Tails flipped August Sky  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.. The Jazz Hands built Grandiosity +, Inconvenience -, and Tunnels. The Jazz Hands received 4 gifts. The Jazz Hands were granted  Late to the PartyThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Lateseason.. The Jazz Hands were granted  FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated. Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated. See also: Glossary.. Riley Firewall received the Underhanded Limestone Sunglasses via the Underhanded Cap Drop gift. Steph Weeks received  AmbitiousThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Postseason. via the Ambitious, Solo Edition gift.
21 - Red Herring	67	57-42	Overbracket Quarterfinalist L 2-3 vs. Hades Tigers	Received no blessings. The Equivalent Exchange Will swapped Jasper Blather for Comfort Septemberish. The Move Will moved Lancelot Kane to the Shadows. The Houston Spies' Equivalent Exchange Will swapped Quack Enjoyable for Comfort Septemberish. The Jazz Hands built a Bird Hotel and Fax Machine. The Jazz Hands received 3 gifts. The Jazz Hands are granted  Fireproof. The Jazz Hands are granted  Late to the Party. The Jazz Hands receive the replica Pitching Machine II, which gained  Siphon.
22 - Overdue	65	58-41	Entered Party Time on Day 92	The Magnify Will granted Baby Doyle  2xEvery Run that this Player bats in or allows will be multiplied by 2.. The Item Steal Will stole Doc Anice's Underhanded Ring and gave it to Lowe Forbes. Complete 180 made Uncle Plasma IX  Negative. The Seattle Garages receive Gachapon, which sent Yams Rolsenthal to the Garages' Shadows. The Ohio Worms receive Record Scratch, which granted Steph Weeks  SkippingWhen this Player steps up to bat, they'll start with a randomized count.. The Hawai'i Fridays receive Subtractor Avoidance, which granted Collins Melon  SubtractorWhen this Player bats in a Run or Unrun, the polarity of the Run or Unrun will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs).. The Jazz Hands built the Phantom Thieves' Guild and Ballpark Cleanup. The Jazz Hands received 2 gifts. The Jazz Hands received the replicas Liquid Friend IX and Uncle Plasma IX.
23 - A Set Up	64	54-45	Underbracket Wild Card Entered Party Time on Day 94 L 0-2 vs. LA Unlimited Tacos	Received no blessings, but did receive  Under Review. The Jazz Hands received the Team Roamless Crate Party Favor, granting the team  Roamless. The Tokyo Lift received Season 13: Hitting Flotation Bubble, boosting the lineup players of Wild High by 4%. The LA Unlimited Tacos received Season 22: Gachapon, which sent Brewer Vapor to the Tacos' Shadows. The Jazz Hands built Stables and Night +. The Jazz Hands received 3 gifts. The Jazz Hands were granted  Late to the Party. Spears Rogers received the Fliickerrriiing Greedy Potion of the Famine. Chorby Short received the Chaotic Actual Steel Chair.
24 - Fire Sale/Save Situation	38	47-51	N/A	The Jazz Hands went  Rogue on Day 79. The Jazz Hands were Nullified on Day 99, but soon returned with the message "The Breckenridge Jazz Hands will Return."

Short Circuits

Versions of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands found only in Short Circuits. These versions of the team had all new, temporary rosters and only existed for the duration of their circuit.

• For the Gamma 2 Team, see Breckenridge Jazz Hands (Gamma 2).
• For the Gamma 3 Team, see Breckenridge Jazz Hands (Gamma 3).
• For the Gamma 4 Team, see Breckenridge Jazz Hands (Gamma 4).

Short Circuits Season Results

Short Circuits
Gamma 2
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason	Season Summary
1	40	40-59	Entered Party Time on Day 87	Received no Distortions. The More Toes Amplification boosted the baserunning of the Jazz Hands' lineup.
2	31	31-68	Entered Party Time on Day 77	The Charge Will discharged Tristen Aero, removing them from the roster. Aero became  Static as a result.
Gamma 3
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason	Season Summary
1	35	35-64	Entered Party Time on Day 166	This season was split over two weeks and had two Elections. In the first election, the Jazz Hands received an Amplification and won a Distortion. The Muscle Warmers Amplification boosted the batting of the Jazz Hands' lineup. The Electric Blood Distortion granted pitcher Adeline Baldwin  ElectricTeam: When this Team is Batting, they have a chance of zapping away Strikes. When this Team is Pitching, they'll have a chance of zapping away Balls. Player:When this Player is Batting, they'll have a chance of zapping away Strikes. When this Player is Pitching, they'll have a chance of zapping away Balls. See also: Glossary. In the second election, the Jazz Hands discharged Hester Scythe via the Charge will, removing them from the roster. Scythe became  Static as a result.
Gamma 4
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason	Season Summary
1	68	68-94	Entered Party Time on Day 113 (Midseason Fiesta) and Day 189	This season was split over two weeks and had two main Elections and a number of smaller Elections. In the first week, the Jazz Hands received a Party Planning Amplification and a Guest of Honor Will. The Mixer Party Planning option was chosen, but the Jazz Hands' roster was instead boosted as if Formal was chosen. Lineup player Zee Phantom was the Guest of Honor, was granted three Parties, and was granted  Life of the Party. In the second week, the Jazz Hands received two Blessings and a Charge Will. Pitcher Lily Cole was granted  FieryPlayers with Fiery have a chance of throwing Double Strikes. after receiving Fire Blood via iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. II's Fire Blood option. Pitcher Troy Bowman was granted  Electric after receiving Electric Blood via iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. IV's Electric Blood option. The Jazz Hands discharged Lily Cole via the Charge Will, removing them from the roster. Cole became  Static as a result.

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Stadium

The Jazz Hands home games are played in a stadium known as The Pocket. Regardless of the weather outside the stadium, inside of The Pocket it is always snowing. The Pocket has many facilities, including a Smithy, a coffee shop and bar named both The Drip and The Curtain Call, and a radio station named The Pocket Radio.

Instrumental Skills

Many of the Jazz Hands play at least one musical instrument. Instruments were originally chosen through a mysterious process referred to by such names as "The Instrument Selection Ceremony," "The Choosing," or "That One Thing with the Bolter, You Know, that Thing a Lot of Us Did when We Joined." Though the process itself was no secret, the fact it was facilitated by Agan Harrison meant that few remembered any details. Recordings of Harrison explaining the process turn to static, further obscuring the procedure despite vague memories of ███ willingness to explain. What was known is that players joined Harrison at Bolter's instrument collection outside of town, which contains a version of every known instrument, and more than a few unknown instruments. When they returned to Breckenridge, they had an instrument and were capable of playing at least the fundamentals.

During the time of the original instrument selection process, players and fans who wished to improve their musical ability in a formal setting were able to attend a local music school with know name. Few report any memories of their time in class, but all who attended noticeably improved their playing as a result.

After the departure of Agan Harrison to the Chicago Firefighters, the original selection process was replaced by a process in which new players jam with their new teammates at the Bolter's instrument collection until they find an instrument that suits them. With this new process also came the tradition of fleecing new players for a non-existent instrument fee, though not all Jazz Hands players support this tradition.

Moist Talkers Rivalry

The team is in an official rivalry with the Canada Moist Talkers ever since Season 2, when the Jazz Hands and Moist Talkers ended the season with a tied win-loss ratio. The contract to make the rivalry official was signed by █████ representing Breckenridge and ████████ representing Canada. Neither has been seen since.

In their rivalry, the Jazz Hands invoked a curse upon the Moist Talkers, declaring that they shall suffer "The Dry Silence." What exactly the Dry Silence is, how it would affect the Moist Talkers, or if it has already taken place, is unclear.

In a series of threads after the Season 5 Elections, the Moist Talkers and the Jazz Hands negotiated, instated, and announced a new contract of rivalry. While the previous terms demanded vitriol between the teams, the current contract only demands vitriol during direct match-ups. The rest of the time, the teams are obligated to interact as friendly rivals, and players are permitted to be friends.

Open Mic Night

From the Season 5 Elections through the Season 6 Elections, the Jazz Hands opened its roster in an effort to change up the team's sound, an event now known as the Open Mic Night. The process began with the trade of August Sky for Combs Estes, included 3 Feedback events, and ended with the return of Holden Stanton in exchange for Nagomi Mcdaniel. Fans continue to debate whether the incineration of Randall Marijuana and subsequent rise of Steph Weeks should be considered part of Open Mic Night, or a tragedy that just happened to occur during Open Mic Night. Reviews of the Open Mic Night are mixed; some point to the team's Season 6 playoffs games as evidence that it was, if not beneficial, then at least not as harmful as some suggest, while others cite the team's under-performance in the Season 7 playoffs as proof that it irrevocably harmed the team's chances of success.

The Pit

See the main article on this topic: Pit

An unknown number of players are in the Shadowy depths of the former orchestra pit, awaiting the call to join the ILB. These players are the source of the instrumental beats that highlight home runs, the Seventh Inning Solo, and the musical accompaniment that plays throughout a Blaseball game. A number of stadium facilities exist within the Pit, far more than should logically be able to fit within the space beneath a stadium. Formerly active shadows work within these facilities as stadium staff known as Stagehands.

The Tower

After the Jazz Hands were assigned the Arcana XVI The Tower in the Season 11 election, residents of Breckenridge noticed that there was now a tall structure in the town. Known as The Tower, this structure is visible from anywhere in the local area, regardless of viewing direction. Players on the Jazz Hands roster find themselves more aware of The Tower than normal residents do.

The Thursday Blues

During Season 13, the Jazz Hands suffered a dreadful series of mishaps their fans have come to refer to as the Thursday Blues.

• Day 43 - Pitcher Combs Estes had an Allergic Reaction, reducing their combined stars from 9.7 to 5.3
• Day 64 - The Jazz Hands' Lineup and Rotation were shuffled in a devastating Reverb. Pitchers Combs Estes, Lowe Forbes, and Campos Arias were moved to the hitting lineup, and hitters Conrad Vaughan, Kathy Mathews, and Holden Stanton were moved to the pitching rotation. While Conrad Vaughan adapted well to pitching, all other players who switched were substantially worse in their new positions.
• Day 68 - Star pitcher Wyatt Pothos had an Allergic Reaction, reducing her combined stars from 17 to 12.8
• Day 72 - Hitters Elijah Valenzuela and Combs Estes has their blood drained by Knight Triumphant. Elijah's batting stars were reduced from 1.8 to 0.9, and Combs' Baserunning stars were reduced from 1.6 to 0.7
• Day 84 - Hitter Stephens Lightner had an Allergic Reaction, reducing their combined stars from 8.2 to 4.
• Day 98 - a Rogue Umpire incinerated hitter Combs Estes, who was replaced by Dervin Gorczyca.

Casting Call

During Season 18, the Jazz Hands experienced several losses, causing new talent to be brought in to round out the cast. The new cast had big shoes to fill, but ultimately became beloved by fans.

• Day 3 - A Rogue Umpire incinerated hitter Tamara Crankit, who was replaced by Zippy DeShields.
• Day 6 - Jazz Hands pitcher Howell Rocha was swapped for Miami Dale pitcher Riley Firewall due to Feedback.
• Day 54 - A Rogue Umpire incinerated hitter Bauer Zimmerman, who was replaced by Lancelot Kane.

Curtain Call

From Season 22 to the end of Season 23, the Jazz Hands saw the departure of several original players from the roster, and sent them on their way to new ventures and opportunities after many seasons in Breckenridge. Departures began in Season 22, when Kathy Mathews picked up The Fifth Base, and ultimately ended up with the Seattle Garages. Over the course of Season 23, several players departed via the Phantom Thieves Guild. Campos Arias and Lowe Forbes would ultimately pitch for the Boston Flowers and Stephens Lightner would enter the Shadows of the Hades Tigers. Season 23 was rounded out with the swap of Walton Sports with Hades Tigers player Siobhan Chark due to Feedback. This mass departure of beloved original players became known by fans as the Curtain Call, a final bow before the involved players moved on to new things and a change in scenery.

Staff

Coaches

The team has no coach as the players believe their best blaseball is played when the team is just jamming and not following a plan. This feeling was summed up by Lowe Forbes, saying "blaseball is all about going out there and listening to each other, not some coach".

Campos Arias echoed this point, saying "It's about the groove of it all. About feeling in sync with your players, and riffing off of each other. You can't focus too much on what's happening on the field, you've got to watch for the plays we're not making to really see what's going on." The team refused to comment further as Campos and Lowe had explained it perfectly.

Despite the lack of coach, the team does have a number of staff who work with the team, such as:

• Jimmy Forest, Head Chef
• Oakley Sterling, Groove Evaluator
• Liberty Picante, Kickline Coordinator
• Holly Woodwind, Timekeeper
• Charms, Radio Personality, Recording Studio Manager
• Zee Greenbeans, Pit Druid
• The Station Master, Station Master of The PIT Network

Mascot

The mascot of The Breckenridge Jazz Hands as of Season 3 is the Breckenridge Slide-Trombone Bolter.

Fans

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The fans of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands are known as the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band. They are known for performing the unofficial fight song of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band Stand Chant, which often lasts for hours. More than once, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band have continued the Breckenridge Jazz Hands Band Stand Chant for hours after a game has ended, sometimes continuing the chant until the next game begins, which causes it to begin all over. Fans are also encouraged bring musical instruments to Jazz Hands games, with impromptu music performances often breaking out in the stands.

Fans have also been known to chant "CATCH 👐 THESE 👐 HANDS 👐" and its variant "CAN'T 👐 CATCH 👐 THESE 👐 HANDS 👐" It is currently unknown how fans can vocalize the sound of an emoji. They can also be heard yelling "GET THE JAZZ IN YOUR HANDS" and "GET YOUR HANDS IN THE GAME" as a call and response.

Fans of the Jazz Hands who want to contribute noise but do not play an instrument often wear beaded bracelets or other noisemakers on their wrists so that when they do a jazz-hands motion it creates a loud rattling sound. Onlookers have described the sound as "somewhere between marbles falling down stairs and an army of dancing skeletons."

Fan Art

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  Logo by Cobaltcakes.

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  Jazz Hands uniform design by @TedFallenger (NSFW Twitter).

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  Logo by Rocketknife

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  Pride-themed version of the logo by Rocketknife

Official fight song (by MackToTheFuture):

We are here for the Jazz Hands
They're here for the Jazz Hands Band
We're the team you just can't stop
The Commissioner is doing a great job