Tristen Aero

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Tristen Aero
Basic Information
Team	Name Error
Former Team(s)	Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Status	Static
Overall Rating	(2.5)
Batting	(2)
Pitching	(4)
Defense	(3)
Running	(2.5)
Vibes	(2)
Modifications	Static..... When two players attempt to Echo each other, they both disappear into Static.
Dates Active	Nov 3, 2021–Nov 14, 2021
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page

Tristen Aero was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and competed in Gamma 2 until they were Charged and gained the Static modification.

Official League Records

Aero joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands on Gamma 2 Season 1, Day 58 after the incineration of Balsa Sprinter.

During the Gamma 2, Season 1 Elections, Aero's Baserunning was boosted by 1.93 → 2.67 as a result of the Jazz Hands' More Toes Amplification.

During the Gamma 2, Season 2 Elections, Aero gained the Static modification as a result of the Jazz Hands' Charge will, and was removed from the Jazz Hands' roster.

History

Tristen Aero is a bigender space plane techno catboy angel. Xe is an 8 ft tall humanoid robot with angel wings and cat-like features and behavior.

Aero is the greatest achievement of Project C47-801 – a top secret research and development program which aimed to produce a sentient machine capable of killing a god. The project's first design – Balsa Sprinter – had been placed onto the Breckenridge Cinema Intramural Blaseball Team for field testing and evaluation. After Sprinter was incinerated, the leadership of Project C47-801 concluded that their Aero had to be deployed to the field.

Aero was designed to avoid the ire of the gods by disguising xemself as a normal house cat. Between games, Aero can be seen napping, sitting on the laps of xyr teammates, knocking objects off of tables to watch them fall, and demanding to be fed (even though xe does not eat). Aero was programmed to recharge xry batteries by chewing on extension cords, subtly disguising this essential function as normal feline mischief.

This disguise has proven incredibly effective at hiding Aero's true purpose from all known divine entities, despite fact that xe is 8 feet tall, weighs several thousand pounds, and is made of a mix of titanium alloy, Gazing Agate, and advanced ceramic composites.

Aero's teammates are unaware of xyr deicidal purpose, and just wish xe would stop clawing up the clubhouse couch (which Aero's sensors mistakenly identified as a Class 7b Demigod).