Beta/Season 22

Season 22
By @jrfbz
Subtitles	Overdue
Dates	June 28, 2021–July 04, 2021
Timeline
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Season 22 began on June 28, 2021. The regular season will conclude on July 02, 2021, followed by the postseason and Internet Series on July 03, 2021. The Season 22 election will take place on July 04, 2021.

Regular Events

Earlsiesta

See the main article on this topic: Earlsiesta

Rejoice!
We are thrilled to announce
Coming Next Season
The ILB Semi-Centennial!
Celebrating a half-century of exciting #Blaseball action
A look back at all the fun We've had
Since Blaseball's Return.
And for you students of History
The fun starts Today!
For a Limited Time
The ILB Gift Shop is offering
Ancient Legends!
Stars forged in Antiquity
Ready to return to action!
Grab yours now while supply lasts!

This season, the Boss appeared at Earlsiesta, and after her appearance the Gift Shop included replicas of several players only seen thus far in the Library.

Latesiesta

See the main article on this topic: Latesiesta

This Latesiesta introduced Phantom Thieves' Guild, which was Ratified into a non-physical law in the same season.

Renovations

List of Renovations Results:

• 
  Salmon Cannons - 3,785,714 Coins Spent
  • The Lift installed Salmon Cannons to The Gym.
  • The Gym gained the Salmon Cannons modification.
    • +  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark.
      Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere.
• 
  Birdhouses - 3,684,875 Coins Spent
  • The Lift built a bunch of new Birdhouses in The Gym.
  • The Gym gained the Birdhouses modification.
    • +  BirdhousesBirdhouses invite Birds to come live in your Ballpark.
      Every time a foul ball is hit in a ballpark with Birdhouses, a bird will be added to the ballpark, reducing its eDensity.
• 
  Ballpark Cleanup - 3,954,889 Coins Spent
  • The Pocket was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 1,386,660 Coins Spent
  • The Jazz Hands established a Thieves' Guild in The Pocket.
  • The Pocket gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' GuildIf the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows.
• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 4,416,299 Coins Spent
  • The Firefighters established a Thieves' Guild in The Fire House.
  • The Fire House gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild
• 
  Grind Rail - 3,529,719 Coins Spent
  • The Firefighters installed a Grind Rail into The Fire House.
  • The Fire House gained the Grind Rail modification.
    • +  Grind RailThe Grind Rail allows a chance to steal directly from first base to third base, as long as they have the skills.
• 
  Salmon Cannons - 5,285,655 Coins Spent
  • The Tigers installed Salmon Cannons to The Ampitheater.
  • The Ampitheater gained the Salmon Cannons modification.
    • +  Salmon Cannons
• 
  Light Switch - 4,856,415 Coins Spent
  • The Tigers installed a Light Switch in The Ampitheater.
  • The Ampitheater's Light Switch is now OFF.
• 
  Ballpark Cleanup - 1,106,490 Coins Spent
  • The Bucket was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
• 
  Sweetener - 3,957,459 Coins Spent
  • The Georgias bought Sweetener in bulk for The Bubble.
• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 2,168,477 Coins Spent
  • The Georgias established a Thieves' Guild in The Bubble.
  • The Bubble gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild
• 
  Light Switch - 6,938,970 Coins Spent
  • The Tacos installed a Light Switch in LA Taquería.
  • LA Taquería's Light Switch is now OFF.
• 
  Echo Chamber - 6,929,164 Coins Spent
  • The Tacos built an Echo Chamber in LA Taquería.
  • LA Taquería gained the Echo Chamber modification.
    • +  Echo ChamberIn Reverb, Echo Chambers will occasionally provide Reverberating and Repeating modifications to Players for game-long use.
• 
  Ballpark Cleanup - 6,872,561 Coins Spent
  • LA Taquería was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
• 
  Salmon Cannons - 2,605,335 Coins Spent
  • The Dale installed Salmon Cannons to Worldwide Field.
  • Worldwide Field gained the Salmon Cannons modification.
    • +  Salmon Cannons
• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 2,589,519 Coins Spent
  • The Dale established a Thieves' Guild in Worldwide Field.
  • Worldwide Field gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild
• 
  Fax Machine - 2,809,081 Coins Spent
  • The Flowers placed a Fax Machine in The Garden.
  • The Garden gained the Fax Machine modification.
    • +  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.
• 
  Light Switch - 2,243,847 Coins Spent
  • The Flowers installed a Light Switch in The Garden.
  • The Garden's Light Switch is now OFF.
• 
  Light Switch - 7,544,281 Coins Spent
  • The Sunbeams flipped on the Light Switch in The Solarium.
  • The Solarium's Light Switch is now ON.
• 
  Peanut Mister - 7,355,998 Coins Spent
  • The Sunbeams installed a Peanut Mister in The Solarium.
  • The Solarium gained the Peanut Mister modification.
    • +  Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy.
      Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.
• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 6,395,950 Coins Spent
  • The Sunbeams established a Thieves' Guild in The Solarium.
  • The Solarium gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild
• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 4,455,832 Coins Spent
  • The Spies established a Thieves' Guild in REDACTED.
  • REDACTED gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild
• 
  Flood Balloons - 2,893,094 Coins Spent
  • The Spies started filling Flooding Balloons in REDACTED.
  • REDACTED gained the Flood Balloons modification.
    • +  Flood BalloonsA medium, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Flood in this Ballpark.
• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 3,809,176 Coins Spent
  • The Worms established a Thieves' Guild in The Wormhole.
  • The Wormhole gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild
• 
  Light Switch - 3,748,806 Coins Spent
  • The Worms installed a Light Switch in The Wormhole.
  • The Wormhole's Light Switch is now OFF.
• 
  Light Switch - 5,193,502 Coins Spent
  • The Millennials installed a Light Switch in Battin' Island.
  • Battin' Island's Light Switch is now OFF.
• 
  Birdhouses - 4,942,535 Coins Spent
  • The Millennials built a bunch of new Birdhouses in Battin' Island.
  • Battin' Island gained the Birdhouses modification.
    • +  Birdhouses
• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 1,761,531 Coins Spent
  • The Steaks established a Thieves' Guild in The Steakhouse.
  • The Steakhouse gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild
• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 4,010,651 Coins Spent
  • The Lovers established a Thieves' Guild in The Polyhedron.
  • The Polyhedron gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild
• 
  Ballpark Cleanup - 2,256,189 Coins Spent
  • The Polyhedron was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 2,773,995 Coins Spent
  • The Pies established a Thieves' Guild in The Oven.
  • The Oven gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild
• 
  Hoops - 2,378,139 Coins Spent
  • The Pies installed Hoops into The Oven.
  • The Oven gained the Hoops modification.
    • +  HoopsWhen a Player hits a Home Run, the next batter can go up for an alley oop to score an extra Run.
• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 5,018,168 Coins Spent
  • The Garages established a Thieves' Guild in The Big Garage.
  • The Big Garage gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild
• 
  Secret Base - 2,294,443 Coins Spent
  • The Garages uncovered the Secret Base for The Big Garage.
  • The Big Garage gained the Secret Base modification.
    • +  Secret BaseThe Secret Base is a hidden base beyond 2nd that allows a baserunner to hide between innings.
• 
  Light Switch - 8,078,404 Coins Spent
  • The Mechanics installed a Light Switch in The Pillars.
  • The Pillars's Light Switch is now OFF.
• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 6,553,545 Coins Spent
  • The Mechanics established a Thieves' Guild in The Pillars.
  • The Pillars gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild
• 
  Flood Pumps - 6,154,996 Coins Spent
  • The Mechanics built Flood Pumps in The Pillars.
  • The Pillars gained the Flood Pumps modification.
    • +  Flood PumpsFlood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier.
• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 4,289,850 Coins Spent
  • The Fridays established a Thieves' Guild in The Cookout.
  • The Cookout gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild
• 
  LCD Soundsystem - 2,682,953 Coins Spent
  • The Fridays installed an LCD Soundsystem in The Cookout.
  • The Cookout gained the LCD Soundsystem modification.
    • +  LCD SoundsystemThe LCD Soundsystem will boost both Players involved in a Feedback swap by 5%.
• 
  Birdhouses - 10,629,715 Coins Spent
  • The Moist Talkers built a bunch of new Birdhouses in The Gleek.
  • The Gleek gained the Birdhouses modification.
    • +  Birdhouses
• 
  Light Switch - 7,586,100 Coins Spent
  • The Moist Talkers installed a Light Switch in The Gleek.
  • The Gleek's Light Switch is now OFF.
• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 6,964,765 Coins Spent
  • The Moist Talkers established a Thieves' Guild in The Gleek.
  • The Gleek gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild
• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 7,292,683 Coins Spent
  • The Shoe Thieves established a Thieves' Guild in The Choux.
  • The Choux gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild
• 
  Event Horizon - 2,142,000 Coins Spent
  • The Shoe Thieves summoned the Event Horizon to The Choux.
  • The Choux gained the Event Horizon modification.
    • +  Event HorizonThe Event Horizon will prevent the first Black Hole activation in each game, converting the Overflow to Unruns for your opponent's next game.
• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 6,521,345 Coins Spent
  • The Magic established a Thieves' Guild in Yellowstone.
  • Yellowstone gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild
• 
  Condensed Floor plan - 4,728,470 Coins Spent
  • The Magic rearranged Yellowstone into an Condensed Floor Plan.
  • Yellowstone gained the Condensed Floor Plans modification.
    • +  Condensed Floor PlansGrandiosity is 5x more eDense than usual in this Ballpark.
• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 2,586,626 Coins Spent
  • The Breath Mints established a Thieves' Guild in The Meadow.
  • The Meadow gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild
• 
  Anti Flood Pumps - 2,328,678 Coins Spent
  • The Breath Mints installed Anti Flood Pumps in The Meadow.
  • The Meadow gained the Anti Flood Pumps modification.
    • +  Anti Flood PumpsWhenever a Flood happens in this Ballpark, its Filthiness is greatly increased.
• 
  Birdhouses - 18,731,062 Coins Spent
  • The Crabs built a bunch of new Birdhouses in The Crabitat.
  • The Crabitat gained the Birdhouses modification.
    • +  Birdhouses
• 
  Phantom Thieves' Guild - 18,283,827 Coins Spent
  • The Crabs established a Thieves' Guild in The Crabitat.
  • The Crabitat gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
    • +  Phantom Thieves' Guild
• 
  Light Switch - 18,200,091 Coins Spent
  • The Crabs flipped the Light Switch in The Crabitat.
  • The Crabitat's Light Switch is now OFF.
• 
  Ballpark Cleanup - 17,886,879 Coins Spent
  • The Crabitat was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.

Gifts

List of Gifts Results:

• 
  Crabs received 3 Gifts! - 14,438,711 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • ✨ Magic - 25%
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 17%
    • 🍬 Breath Mints - 12%
  • 
    Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #1
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Crabs.
      • 🦀 + Uncle Plasma III, Rotation
    • Uncle Plasma III dusts off.
      • -  DustThis Player is waiting to be Dusted off.
  • 
    Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Crabs.
      • 🦀 + Liquid Friend II, Lineup
    • Liquid Friend II and Uncle Plasma III are stronger together.
      • +  YolkedThis Player is Yolked!
    • Uncle Plasma III and Liquid Friend II are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Liquid Friend II dusts off.
      • -  Dust
  • 
    New Megan Ito, Trading Edition - Wishlist #3
    • A Replica of New Megan Ito is granted to the Crabs.
      • 🦀 + New Megan Ito II, Rotation
    • New Megan Ito II gained the Trader mod.
      • +  TraderThis Player has a chance of swapping Items with an opponent during a game.
• 
  Wild Wings received 2 Gifts! - 4,745,117 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🏋️‍ Lift - 17%
    • 🌹 Flowers - 13%
    • 🌮 Tacos - 11%
  • 
    Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #1
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Wild Wings.
      • 🍗 + Liquid Friend III, Lineup
    • Liquid Friend III dusts off.
      • -  Dust
  • 
    Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Wild Wings.
      • 🍗 + Uncle Plasma II, Rotation
    • Liquid Friend III and Uncle Plasma II are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma II and Liquid Friend III are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma II dusts off.
      • -  Dust
• 
  Georgias received 3 Gifts! - 13,414,658 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🌮 Tacos - 19%
    • 🐌 Worms - 14%
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 12%
  • 
    New Megan Ito, Trading Edition - Wishlist #1
    • A Replica of New Megan Ito is granted to the Georgias.
      • 🔱 + New Megan Ito III, Rotation
    • New Megan Ito III gained the Trader mod.
      • +  Trader
  • 
    Goodwin Morin, Leadoff Edition - Wishlist #2
    • A Replica of Goodwin Morin is granted to the Georgias.
      • 🔱 + Goodwin Morin II, Lineup
    • Goodwin Morin II dusts off.
      • -  Dust
  • 
    Cote Loveless, Spicy Edition - Wishlist #3
    • A Replica of Cote Loveless is granted to the Georgias.
      • 🔱 + Cote Loveless II, Lineup
    • Cote Loveless II gained the Spicy mod.
      • +  SpicySpicy batters will be Red Hot when they get three consecutive hits.
• 
  Firefighters received 2 Gifts! - 4,797,240 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🦀 Crabs - 16%
    • 🏝️ Fridays - 15%
    • 🏋️‍ Lift - 13%
  • 
    Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Firefighters are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
      • +  FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated.
        Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated.
        See also: Glossary.
  • 
    Bargain Bin - Wishlist #2
    • Rush Valenzuela gained Chorby's Uncertain Soul.
      • + Chorby's Uncertain Soul
      • +  UncertainWhen this Player returns from Elsewhere, they'll be adjusted by -15% to +20%.
      • Overall 10.7 -> 10.7 + 0.5
• 
  Breath Mints received 3 Gifts! - 13,349,989 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 41%
    • 🚚 Truckers - 14%
    • 🥧 Pies - 12%
  • 
    Aldon Cashmoney, Third Edition - Wishlist #1
    • A Replica of Aldon Cashmoney is granted to the Breath Mints.
      • 🍬 + Aldon Cashmoney II, Lineup
    • Aldon Cashmoney II dusts off.
      • -  Dust
  • 
    Valentine Games, Cleanup Edition - Wishlist #2
    • A Replica of Valentine Games is granted to the Breath Mints.
      • 🍬 + Valentine Games III, Lineup
    • Valentine Games III dusts off.
      • -  Dust
  • 
    Goodwin Morin, Leadoff Edition - Wishlist #3
    • A Replica of Goodwin Morin is granted to the Breath Mints.
      • 🍬 + Goodwin Morin IV, Lineup
    • Goodwin Morin IV dusts off.
      • -  Dust
• 
  Sunbeams received 3 Gifts! - 13,127,248 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🐅 Tigers - 24%
    • 📱 Millennials - 23%
    • 🥧 Pies - 21%
  • 
    Bargain Bin - Wishlist #1
    • Paula Reddick gained Repeating Cool Socks of Charisma.
      • + Repeating Cool Socks of Charisma
      • +  RepeatingIn Reverb Weather, this player will Repeat.
        A Repeating player will bat again after getting a hit.
      • Overall 11.6 -> 11.6 + 0.7
  • 
    Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Sunbeams are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
      • +  Fireproof
  • 
    Goodwin Morin, Leadoff Edition - Wishlist #3
    • A Replica of Goodwin Morin is granted to the Sunbeams.
      • 🌞 + Goodwin Morin III, Lineup
    • Goodwin Morin III dusts off.
      • -  Dust
• 
  Lovers received 3 Gifts! - 13,139,462 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🎸 Garages - 32%
    • 🗣️ Moist Talkers - 17%
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 13%
  • 
    Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #1
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Lovers.
      • 💋 + Uncle Plasma IV, Rotation
    • Uncle Plasma IV dusts off.
      • -  Dust
  • 
    Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Lovers are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
      • +  Fireproof
  • 
    Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #3
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Lovers.
      • 💋 + Liquid Friend IV, Lineup
    • Liquid Friend IV and Uncle Plasma IV are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma IV and Liquid Friend IV are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Liquid Friend IV dusts off.
      • -  Dust
• 
  Pies received 3 Gifts! - 13,731,973 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🍬 Breath Mints - 17%
    • 🗣️ Moist Talkers - 16%
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 16%
  • 
    Pitching Machine, Siphon Edition - Wishlist #1
    • A Replica of Pitching Machine is granted to the Pies.
      • 🥧 + Pitching Machine II, Rotation
    • Pitching Machine II dusts off.
      • -  Dust
    • Pitching Machine II gained the Siphon mod.
      • +  SiphonSiphons will steal blood more often in Blooddrain and use it in more ways.
  • 
    Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Uncle Plasma V is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Pies.
      • 🥧 + Uncle Plasma V, Rotation
  • 
    Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #3
    • Liquid Friend V is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Pies.
      • 🥧 + Liquid Friend V, Lineup
    • Liquid Friend V and Uncle Plasma V are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma V and Liquid Friend V are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
• 
  Millennials received 3 Gifts! - 13,011,111 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🌮 Tacos - 48%
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 23%
    • 🌹 Flowers - 6%
  • 
    Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Millennials are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
      • +  Fireproof
  • 
    Clare Ballard, Phoenix Edition - Wishlist #2
    • A Replica of Clare Ballard is granted to the Millennials.
      • 📱 + Clare Ballard II, Rotation
  • 
    Bargain Bin - Wishlist #3
    • Clare Ballard II gained Mesh Cool Leg Jersey.
      • + Mesh Cool Leg Jersey
      • Overall 13.8 -> 13.8 + 0.7
• 
  Garages received 3 Gifts! - 13,202,459 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 💋 Lovers - 17%
    • 🍬 Breath Mints - 12%
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 8%
  • 
    Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Garages are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
      • +  Fireproof
  • 
    Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Uncle Plasma VI is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Garages.
      • 🎸 + Uncle Plasma VI, Rotation
  • 
    Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #3
    • Liquid Friend VI is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Garages.
      • 🎸 + Liquid Friend VI, Lineup
    • Liquid Friend VI and Uncle Plasma VI are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma VI and Liquid Friend VI are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
• 
  Shoe Thieves received 3 Gifts! - 18,547,844 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 64%
    • 🕵️ Spies - 9%
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 5%
  • 
    New Megan Ito, Trading Edition - Wishlist #1
    • A Replica of New Megan Ito is granted to the Shoe Thieves.
      • 👟 + New Megan Ito IV, Rotation
    • New Megan Ito IV gained the Trader mod.
      • +  Trader
  • 
    Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Uncle Plasma VII is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Shoe Thieves.
      • 👟 + Uncle Plasma VII, Rotation
  • 
    Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #3
    • Liquid Friend VII is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Shoe Thieves.
      • 👟 + Liquid Friend VII, Lineup
    • Liquid Friend VII and Uncle Plasma VII are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma VII and Liquid Friend VII are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
• 
  Mechanics received 4 Gifts! - 40,056,475 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🐌 Worms - 18%
    • 👟 Shoe Thieves - 15%
    • 🗣️ Moist Talkers - 14%
  • 
    Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #1
    • Liquid Friend VIII is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Mechanics.
      • 🛠️ + Liquid Friend VIII, Lineup
  • 
    Cote Loveless, Spicy Edition - Wishlist #2
    • A Replica of Cote Loveless is granted to the Mechanics.
      • 🛠️ + Cote Loveless III, Lineup
    • Cote Loveless III gained the Spicy mod.
      • +  Spicy
  • 
    Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #3
    • Uncle Plasma VIII is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Mechanics.
      • 🛠️ + Uncle Plasma VIII, Rotation
    • Liquid Friend VIII and Uncle Plasma VIII are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma VIII and Liquid Friend VIII are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
  • 
    Valentine Games, Cleanup Edition - Wishlist #4
    • A Replica of Valentine Games is granted to the Mechanics.
      • 🛠️ + Valentine Games II, Lineup
    • Valentine Games II dusts off.
      • -  Dust
• 
  Jazz Hands received 2 Gifts! - 5,123,526 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 42%
    • 🐕 Dogs - 18%
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 9%
  • 
    Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #1
    • Liquid Friend IX is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Jazz Hands.
      • 👐 + Liquid Friend IX, Lineup
  • 
    Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Uncle Plasma IX is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Jazz Hands.
      • 👐 + Uncle Plasma IX, Rotation
    • Liquid Friend IX and Uncle Plasma IX are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma IX and Liquid Friend IX are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
• 
  Tacos received 2 Gifts! - 5,298,957 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🐌 Worms - 19%
    • 📱 Millennials - 11%
    • 🔱 Georgias - 9%
  • 
    Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #1
    • Liquid Friend X is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Tacos.
      • 🌮 + Liquid Friend X, Lineup
  • 
    Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Uncle Plasma X is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Tacos.
      • 🌮 + Uncle Plasma X, Rotation
    • Liquid Friend X and Uncle Plasma X are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma X and Liquid Friend X are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
• 
  Worms received 2 Gifts! - 5,230,942 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🚚 Truckers - 20%
    • 👐 Jazz Hands - 13%
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 12%
  • 
    Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Worms are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
      • +  Fireproof
  • 
    New Megan Ito, Trading Edition - Wishlist #2
    • A Replica of New Megan Ito is granted to the Worms.
      • 🐌 + New Megan Ito V, Rotation
    • New Megan Ito V gained the Trader mod.
      • +  Trader
• 
  Steaks received 2 Gifts! - 4,823,246 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • ✨ Magic - 13%
    • 🕵️ Spies - 11%
    • 🌹 Flowers - 9%
  • 
    Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #1
    • Uncle Plasma XI is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Steaks.
      • 🥩 + Uncle Plasma XI, Rotation
  • 
    Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Liquid Friend XI is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Steaks.
      • 🥩 + Liquid Friend XI, Lineup
    • Liquid Friend XI and Uncle Plasma XI are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma XI and Liquid Friend XI are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
• 
  Moist Talkers received 3 Gifts! - 13,217,179 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🥧 Pies - 25%
    • 🎸 Garages - 18%
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 10%
  • 
    Bargain Bin - Wishlist #1
    • Randy Dennis dropped Necklace of Stamina +1.
      • - Necklace of Stamina +1
    • Randy Dennis gained Holey Ambitious Socks +1.
      • + Holey Ambitious Socks +1
      • +  AmbitiousThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Postseason.
      • Overall 15.8 -> 15.8 + 0.2
  • 
    Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Liquid Friend XII is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Moist Talkers.
      • 🗣️ + Liquid Friend XII, Lineup
  • 
    Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #3
    • Uncle Plasma XII is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Moist Talkers.
      • 🗣️ + Uncle Plasma XII, Rotation
    • Liquid Friend XII and Uncle Plasma XII are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma XII and Liquid Friend XII are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
• 
  Spies received 2 Gifts! - 4,746,979 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 👟 Shoe Thieves - 56%
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 14%
    • 🐌 Worms - 9%
  • 
    Bargain Bin - Wishlist #1
    • Plums Blather gained Hard Mesh Blood Shoes.
      • + Hard Mesh Blood Shoes
      • Overall 13.7 -> 13.7 + 1.3
  • 
    Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Spies are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
      • +  Fireproof
• 
  Dale received 2 Gifts! - 6,293,857 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🍬 Breath Mints - 19%
    • 🌹 Flowers - 19%
    • 🔱 Georgias - 11%
  • 
    Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #1
    • Uncle Plasma XIII is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Dale.
      • 🚤 + Uncle Plasma XIII, Rotation
  • 
    Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Liquid Friend XIII is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Dale.
      • 🚤 + Liquid Friend XIII, Lineup
    • Liquid Friend XIII and Uncle Plasma XIII are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma XIII and Liquid Friend XIII are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
• 
  Magic received 2 Gifts! - 5,240,707 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🏝️ Fridays - 16%
    • 📱 Millennials - 13%
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 9%
  • 
    Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Magic are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
      • +  Fireproof
  • 
    Bargain Bin - Wishlist #2
    • Wyatt Glover gained Ambitious Rock Necklace of Dexterity.
      • + Ambitious Rock Necklace of Dexterity
      • +  Ambitious
      • Overall 18.3 -> 18.3 + 0.5
• 
  Fridays received 2 Gifts! - 6,224,341 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • ✨ Magic - 18%
    • 🔥 Firefighters - 18%
    • 🦀 Crabs - 14%
  • 
    Clare Ballard, Phoenix Edition - Wishlist #1
    • A Replica of Clare Ballard is granted to the Fridays.
      • 🏝️ + Clare Ballard III, Rotation
  • 
    Fletcher Berger, Teammate Edition - Wishlist #2
    • A Replica of Fletcher Berger is granted to the Fridays.
      • 🏝️ + Fletcher Berger II, Lineup
• 
  Lift received 2 Gifts! - 5,344,123 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🔱 Georgias - 47%
    • 👟 Shoe Thieves - 20%
    • 👐 Jazz Hands - 5%
  • 
    Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #1
    • Uncle Plasma XIV is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Lift.
      • 🏋️‍ + Uncle Plasma XIV, Rotation
  • 
    Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Liquid Friend XIV is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Lift.
      • 🏋️‍ + Liquid Friend XIV, Lineup
    • Liquid Friend XIV and Uncle Plasma XIV are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma XIV and Liquid Friend XIV are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
• 
  Flowers received 2 Gifts! - 4,446,650 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🦀 Crabs - 22%
    • 💋 Lovers - 11%
    • 🐅 Tigers - 10%
  • 
    Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #1
    • Uncle Plasma XV is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Flowers.
      • 🌹 + Uncle Plasma XV, Rotation
  • 
    Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Liquid Friend XV is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Flowers.
      • 🌹 + Liquid Friend XV, Lineup
    • Liquid Friend XV and Uncle Plasma XV are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma XV and Liquid Friend XV are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
• 
  Tigers received 2 Gifts! - 7,580,013 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🐕 Dogs - 18%
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 15%
    • 🌮 Tacos - 13%
  • 
    Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #1
    • Liquid Friend XVI is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Tigers.
      • 🐅 + Liquid Friend XVI, Lineup
  • 
    Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Uncle Plasma XVI is weaker on their own.
      • -  Yolked
    • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Tigers.
      • 🐅 + Uncle Plasma XVI, Rotation
    • Liquid Friend XVI and Uncle Plasma XVI are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked
    • Uncle Plasma XVI and Liquid Friend XVI are stronger together.
      • +  Yolked

Notable Events

Notable events are ongoing.

Ongoing Decrees

• Eat The Rich (Season 3): Funds from the top 1% of coin-havers will be redistributed to the remainder of Fans at the end of the postseason.
• Enhanced Party Time (Season 6): When a team is in Party Time -- mathematically eliminated from the postseason -- they'll have a chance of receiving random permanent stat boosts during their games.
• Wild Cards (Season 8): Every Season, a random team from each Subleague will leave Party Time to become the 5th Playoff team. A first-to-two-wins Wild Card series will happen on Fridays.
• Based Evolution (Season 12): Every Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.
• Free Wills (Season 13): Teams that finish in the Bottom 4 of the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.
• All You Can Eat (Season 14): Fans will be able to freely buy and sell Snack Slots at any time. The less Snack slots the Fan owns, the higher the payout for the Snacks in them.
• Community Chest (Season 16): Anytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.
• Fairgrounds (Season 17): All games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.
• Hype Train (Season 18): Shaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.
• Ratification (Season 18): Renovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.
  • Hotel Motel (Season 18): Holiday Innings will occasionally happen during the Earlseason, where Teams Party instead of Score.
  • Turntables (Season 18): Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.
  • Tunnels (Season 20): Tunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team.
  • Balloons (Season 21): A small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.
  • Bird Hotel (Season 21): When the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.
  • Voicemail (Season 21): When the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.
• The Underbracket (Season 19): Every Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.
• Sun(Sun) (Season 19): All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.
• Sun 30 (Season 20): When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.
• Sun .1 (Season 21): Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.

Standings

Wild League	Wins	Record	Mild League	Wins	Record
Wild High			Mild High
Hades Tigers 🐅	0	0-0	Philly Pies 🥧	0	0-0
Breckenridge Jazz Hands 👐	0	0-0	Seattle Garages 🎸	0	0-0
Chicago Firefighters 🔥	0	0-0	New York Millennials 📱	0	0-0
Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗	0	0-0	San Francisco Lovers 💋	0	0-0
Tokyo Lift 🏋️‍	0	0-0	Dallas Steaks 🥩	0	0-0
Atlantis Georgias 🔱	0	0-0	Core Mechanics 🛠️	0	0-0
Wild Low			Mild Low
Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞*	0	0-0	Hawai'i Fridays 🏝️*	0	0-0
Houston Spies 🕵️	0	0-0	Canada Moist Talkers 🗣️	0	0-0
Miami Dale 🚤	0	0-0	Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬	0	0-0
Boston Flowers 🌹	0	0-0	Yellowstone Magic ✨	0	0-0
LA Unlimited Tacos 🌮	0	0-0	Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟	0	0-0
Ohio Worms 🐌	0	0-0	Baltimore Crabs 🦀	0	0-0

* Denotes teams that made it to the playoffs.
† Denotes Overbracket Wild Card recipients.
†† Denotes Underbracket Wild Card recipients.

Divine Favor

Ties:	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23	24
Team:	👐	✨	👟	🔱	🦀	🏝️	🗣️	🚤	🎸	🐌	🌮	🛠️	🔥	🏋️‍	🥧	🍗	🍬	💋	🐅	📱	🥩	🕵️	🌹	🌞

Postseason

Ten teams from each league advance to the postseason: five in the Overbracket and five in the Underbracket. The Overbracket consists of the four best performing teams in a League seeded by Wins, as well as a Wild Card team selected at random. The Underbracket consists of the four worst performing teams in a League seeded by Wins, with a Wild Card selected at random from non-Overbracket teams.

Teams alternate home games with the higher seed hosting first. The Wild Card games are a first-to-two series while every other round is a first-to-three series. Overbracket teams advance via Wins while Underbracket teams advance via losses.

Overbracket ⬆️

	Wild Card Games					Division Series					Championship Series					Internet Series
						1
	4
	5					Mild League
						2
						3
																ML
																WL
						1
	4
	5					Wild League
						2
						3

Underbracket ⬇️

	Wild Card Games					Division Series					Championship Series					Internet Series
						1
	4
	5					Mild League
						2
						3
																ML
																WL
						1
	4
	5					Wild League
						2
						3

Election Ballot

Decrees

The three Decrees with the most community votes will go into effect.

Icon	Name	Effect
	-Sun	Set Sun. Non-losing with Negative Runs earns you 2 Wins.
	Sun 0	Set Sun. Non-losing with Zero Runs earns you 2 Wins.
	Equal Sun	Set Sun. A home run during a game's final out ties the game.
	MAXIMUM SUN	Set Sun. Scoring plays in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.
	Sum Sun	Weather. Each successive scoring play by a Team within a half inning is worth an additional Run.
	Sun 9	Set Sun. Non-losses on the Week End (every 9th Day) are worth 2 Wins.

Wills

Each team is allowed to execute two wills per season.

Name	Effect
Equivalent Exchange	Swap a Player from a Team in the League with an Equivalent (within 2 Stars) Player on your Team.
Swap	Swap two Players on your Team's Roster.
Move	Move a Player on your Team to the desired location on your Roster.
Take	Take an Item, repair it, and move it to a Player on your Team.
Shadow Infuse	Boost a random Stat Category of a Player in your Shadows by 20% to 40%.
Shadow Revoke	Revoke a Player from your Team's Shadows.
Reform	Re-roll an eligible Permanent Modification for a Player on your Team.
Magnify	Magnify a Player on your Team. Runs batted in or allowed by this Player are multiplied.

Blessings

Each blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.

Name	Effect
Gachapon	Recruit one random Player from each other Team's Shadows to your Team's Shadows.
Mass Attraction	Recruit all Attractors from other Teams' active rosters to your Team's Shadows.
Under Taker	Recruit a random Undertaker to your Team.
Reload Load	Give every Player in your Team's Lineup the Reload mod.
Outsider Trading	Each Player on your Team's roster with an available Item slot will open a Trader Item Crate.
Insider Trading	Each Player on your Team's roster with an available Item slot will open a Traitor Item Crate.
Subtractor Avoidance	One Player in every other Team's Lineup becomes a Subtractor.
Record Scratch	One Player in every other Team's Lineup starts Skipping.
Big Swap	Swap the least eDense Player on your Team's roster with a random other Team's most eDense Player.
Little Swap	Swap the most eDense Player on your Team's roster with a random other Team's least eDense Player.
Ego Share	A random Player on your Team with Ego++ or greater will split their Ego with another Player on the Team.
Alternate Bust	A random Ego-Boosted Player on your Team gets their Negative Alternate called (maintaining Stars) and they lose 1 Ego.
Lineup Alternate Trust	Call the Negative Alternates (maintaining Star count) for 3 random Players in your Team's Lineup.
Rotation Alternate Trust	Call the Negative Alternates (maintaining Star count) for 2 random Players in your Team's Rotation.
Shadow Alternate Trust	Call the Negative Alternates (maintaining Star count) for your entire Team's Shadows.
Handful Alternate Trust	Call the Negative Alternates (maintaining Star count) for 5 random Players on your Team's Active Roster.
Heads over Tails	Flip the eDensity of the most eDense Player in your Team's Lineup.
Complete 180	Flip the eDensity of the most eDense Player in your Team's Rotation.
Backup or Down	Flip the eDensity of the most eDense Player in your Team's Shadows.
Immovable Object	Flip the eDensity of the most eDense Player on your Team's entire Roster.
Lineup Flip	Flip the eDensity of your Team's entire Lineup.
Rotation Flip	Flip the eDensity of your Team's entire Rotation.
Darkside Flip	Flip the eDensity of your Team's entire Shadows.
Roster Flip	Flip the eDensity of your Team's entire Roster.

Game Events

Incinerations

When any player is in a match during a Solar Eclipse, there is a chance they will be incinerated and killed by a Rogue Umpire. Known cases of this in Season 22 are listed below.

Day	Player	Replaced by	Team
9	Goobie Ballson	Pannonica Oko	LA Unlimited Tacos
19	Brock Forbes	Backpatch Rolsenthal	Boston Flowers
24	Yong Wright	Kevelyn Jeff	Mexico City Wild Wings

Reverb Shuffles

When any team is in a game during Reverb weather, there is a chance that some portion of their roster will get shuffled. Reverb can change the order of the lineup, rotation, or the whole team. If the entire lineup is shuffled, there is a chance that batters will become pitchers and vice versa. Known cases of this in Season 22 are listed below.

Day	Team	Type
39	Miami Dale	Rotation
72	Miami Dale	Rotation

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