Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/History

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Bright Beginnings

See the main article on this topic: Moab Sunbeams Season 1

Everything Goes to Hell

See the main article on this topic: Hellmouth Sunbeams Season 2

One Step Forward, Two Steps Back

See the main article on this topic: Hellmouth Sunbeams Season 3

Season of the Weed

See the main article on this topic: Hellmouth Sunbeams Season 4

404 Not Found

See the main article on this topic: Hellmouth Sunbeams Season 5

Changing Places

See the main article on this topic: Hellmouth Sunbeams Season 6

Girlbossing It Up

See the main article on this topic: Hellmouth Sunbeams Season 7

The New Sunbeams

See the main article on this topic: Hellmouth Sunbeams Season 8

No Good Nuts

See the main article on this topic: Hellmouth Sunbeams Season 9

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Season 10 Party Time

In Season 10 the Hellmouth Sunbeams and the Hawai'i Fridays were the first teams to reach Party Time. Together, they hosted a party on the Moon, helped by Moon Roomba. The Sunbeams were the Wild League Wild Card draw for that season, and were whisked off the Moon to compete in the playoffs. This forged a bond between them and the Mild League Wild Card, the New York Millennials, forming the basis of their future relationship. They swept the Unlimited Tacos 2-0, crushing their dreams of playoff success, then were promptly swept 0-3 by the Baltimore Crabs, sending them back to their Moon party.

During the finals between the Baltimore Crabs and the Charleston Shoe Thieves, Sol collapsed into a Black Hole, swallowing the Moon. The party was evacuated, along with Moon Roomba, while chunks of Moon rock rained down upon the Immaterial Plane. This change in the Sun caused many of the Sunbeams players to struggle, having lost their connection to Sol and to their coach. Additionally, it caused much consternation among followers of HELIOLATRY.

Season 11

After the chaos of the previous season, and under the light of the new Sun 2, the Sunbeams enjoyed a very successful Season 11. On Day 26, Sandoval Crossing pitched her first perfect game, the third one in recorded Blaseball history. After a Season 10 spent siphoning blood, Dudley Mueller broke multiple league-wide records and became the best hitter in the team. The Sunbeams set the single-season runs record, with 834, beating the previous record by 225, and finished the season with the highest win-loss in the League.

During the postseason the Sunbeams beat the Houston Spies 3--1 in the first round, then went on to a six game series against the Hades Tigers. After a winning game pitched by Lars Taylor, the Sunbeams saved their anti-rivals from the threat of ascension, they proceeded to the finals against the Seattle Garages. After a five game series, Lars Taylor once again pitched the winning game, making the Hellmouth Sunbeams the Champions of Season 11.