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<small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Kansas City Breath Mints/History]]</small>
 
<small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Kansas City Breath Mints/History]]</small>
  
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===Season 1: Blessing in Disguise===
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*[[Season 1#Election Results|Season 1]]
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Finishing in third in their division with a record of 47-52 after a valiant effort in the [[Season 1|first Blaseball season]], the Breath Mints did not foresee how the first round of Blessings would alter their team forever.  
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 1#Blessings|Max Out Pitcher]]''' blessing, maximizing the pitching stats of [[Polkadot Patterson]].
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**The [[Baltimore Crabs]] then won the '''[[Season 1#Blessings|Steal Best Pitcher]]''' blessing, stealing Patterson from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Winnie Hess]] in exchange.
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**A '''[[Season 1#Mystery Blessings|Mystery Improvement]]''' also blessed Hess, improving their pitching from {{Star Change|0|2.5}}.
  
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Successfully winning the Max Out Pitcher Blessing, they saw one of their two beloved PolkaDots, [[PolkaDot Patterson]], undergo a magical transformation from zero stars to five stars. The team and their fans were overjoyed. But this was not to last. The [[Baltimore Crabs]] won the Steal Best Pitcher Blessing, and promptly stole the now-superior PolkaDot, sending in exchange their own zero-star pitcher [[Winnie Hess]].
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*[[Season 2#Election Results|Season 2]]
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**The Breath Mints were one of 4 teams affected by the '''[[Season 2#Decrees|Fourth Strike]]''' decree, granting them a fourth strike for the following season.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 2#Blessings|Wind Sprints]]''' blessing, improving baserunning by 15%.  
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 2#Blessings|Literal Arm Cannon]]''' blessing, maximizing the pitching stats of [[Axel Trololol]].
  
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Now free from the stinky air of the [[Crabitat]], Hess filled their lungs with fresh, fresh air and exhaled, for the first time in over 100 days, fresh breath. The minty aroma of Kansas City revealed Winnie's true potential, transforming them from a zero to a 2.5 star pitcher - the locker-room leader the Mints needed to face season two with renewed vigor.
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*[[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3]]
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 3#Blessings|Summoning Circle]]''' blessing, randomizing the hitting stats of [[Rodriguez Internet]], [[Grey Alvarado]], and [[Eduardo Ingram]].
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**The Breath Mints also won '''[[Season 3#Blessings|The Rack]]''' blessing, improving defense by 15%.  
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**The [[Chicago Firefighters]] won the '''[[Season 3#Blessings|Vulture]]''' blessing, stealing [[Axel Trololol]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Atlas Guerra]] in exchange.
  
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===Season 2: A Regular Old Guy... For Now===
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*[[Season 4#Election Results|Season 4]]
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In the following [[Season 2]], the Kansas City Breath Mints went 41-58. Following a second season where the Mints placed in the bottom four, fan-organized voting (anecdotally referred to as The Process) supported by a litany of statistical tools and psy-ops strategies begat outcomes that could hardly be better for our fresh players.  
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**All teams were effected by the '''[[Season 4#Decrees|Alternate Reality]]''' decree. This resulted in [[Modifications#Alternate|Alternates]] of [[Rodriguez Internet]] and [[Oscar Vaughan]].
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 4#Blessings|Non-Dominant Arms]]''' blessing, improving pitching by 13%.
  
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First, the Fourth Strike [[decree]] passed, granting an arcane rule-change to the hitters of the KCBMs that is sure to bring them straight into the postseason. Then, spirits from the Wind Realm (the ''Wind Sprints'' [[blessing]]) visited the training camp, and, pleased with what they saw, and always striving to make every plane they visit fresher, bestowed their elemental powers unto the Mints - making their baserunning increase by a whopping 15%.
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*[[Season 5#Election Results|Season 5]]
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**Leagues were reshuffled due to the '''[[Season 5#Decrees|High Filter]]''' decree. The Breath Mints were placed into the [[Mild League|Mild High]] Division.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 5#Blessings|Keeping It Wavy]]''' blessing, improving minimum vibes by 15%.
  
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And finally, [[Axel Trololol]], the Mints' very own regular old guy who loves cars and beers - and who hides a dark prehensile secret - suddenly came one step closer to his dream of himself becoming a car, by having his pitching arm replaced with a Literal Arm Cannon. Pressed for comment, Axel said "Actually my name's Alex".  
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*[[Season 6#Election Results|Season 6]]
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 6#Blessings|Headliners]]''' blessing, arranging their lineup in order of [[Idols|Idolatry]].
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 6#Blessings|Spin Attack]]''' blessing, improving speed by 15%.
  
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===Season 3===
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*[[Season 7#Election Results|Season 7]]
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In [[Season 3]], the Mints ended at 49-50. As a result of the end-of-season elections, the Mints gained the blessings ''The Rack'' (defensive increase) and ''Summoning Circle'', which randomized the hitting attributes of [[Rodriguez Internet]], [[Grey Alvarado]], and [[Eduardo Ingram]].  
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**The Breath Mints were targeted by the '''[[Season 7#Decrees|Bless Off]]''' decree, denying their ability to win blessings for the season.
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**The Breath Mints received {{ModLink|Targeted Shame}} for the following season as a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays]]' '''[[Season 7#Blessings|Shame Bubble]]''' blessing.
  
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More notably, resident 5-star pitcher [[Axel Trololol]] was sent to the [[Chicago Firefighters]], where he will fulfill his dream of becoming a fire truck. In exchange, Chicago sent back [[Atlas Guerra]], reuniting them with their sibling [[Eizabeth Guerra]].  
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*[[Season 8#Election Results|Season 8]]
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 8#Blessings|Party Line]]''' blessing, adding [[Mooney Doctor II]] to the rotation and sending [[Atlas Guerra]] to the [[Shadows]].  
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**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] won the '''[[Season 8#Blessings|Divisional Swap]]''' blessing, swapping the Breath Mints into the Mild Low Division as a result.
  
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====Notable Games====
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*[[Season 9#Election Results|Season 9]]
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**All teams were effected by the '''[[Season 9#Decrees|Forecast]]''' decrees. [[Winnie Hess]] gained the {{ModLink|Siphon}} modification, Mooney Doctor II gained the {{ModLink|Friend of Crows}} modification, and [[Rodriguez Internet]] gained the {{ModLink|Fire Eater}} modification.
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**The Breath Mints received a Fifth Base for the following season as a result of the [[Baltimore Crabs]]' '''[[Season 9#Blessings|Fifth Base Bubble]]''' blessing, and received Targeted Shame for the following season as a result of the [[Boston Flowers]]' '''[[Season 9#Blessings|Shame Bubble]]''' blessing.
  
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*'''Stealing From Thieves ''' '''''(Season 3, Day 57, Game 3) -''''' After reaching a near-hopeless point differential of 10-3 against the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], the rogue incineration of Thieve's pitcher [[Matteo Prestige]] led to a 2-run home run by [[Boyfriend Monreal]], kicking off a stirring rally from the Mints offense. After sitting at 15-15 at the bottom of the 8th inning, the Mints ended the game, and the day, with a [[Shame|Grand Shame]]. Final Score: 21-16 Mints.
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*[[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10]]
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 10#Blessings|Rogue Waves]]''' blessing, granting the {{ModLink|Repeating}} modification to [[Marquez Clark]], [[Stew Briggs]], [[Grey Alvarado]], [[Rodriguez Internet]], and [[Hewitt Best]].
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 10#Blessings|Hidden Power]]''' blessing, calling up [[Helga Washington]] to the lineup and sending Marquez Clark to the Shadows.
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**The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] won the '''[[Season 10#Blessings|Shadow Ban Together]]''' blessing, boosting the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] by 3% as a result.
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*[[Season 11#Election Results|Season 11]]
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**The Breath Mints were assigned the '''XIII''' [[Arcana]].
  
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===Season 4: The Reverb===
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*[[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12]]
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The Mints ended [[Season 4]] at 48-51, at 13th in the league and 4th in the Lawful Good. They were granted the blessing '''Non-Dominant Arms''', which buffed their pitching rotation by 13%.  
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**The Breath Mints received '''[[Season 12#Wills|Infuse]]''' will, increasing the stats of [[Pudge Nakamoto]] from {{Star Change|6.4|11.7}}.
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**The Breath Mints then received the '''[[Season 12#Wills|Revoke]]''' will, giving Nakamoto the {{ModLink|Roamin'}} modification, after which they wandered to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]].  
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**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] received the '''[[Season 12#Wills|Plunder]]''' will, stealing [[Jessica Telephone]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Joshua Watson]] in exchange.
  
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Additionally, [[Rodriguez Internet]] and [[Oscar Vaughan]] had their stats randomized due to the passing of the '''Alternative Reality''' decree. Both players’ star ratings were slightly lowered, a disappointing--but salvageable--hit. Due to this dimension interference, Rod.net’s url was changed to Rod.com, as he began developing advertisements. Oscar Vaughan seemed to have split himself in two, most likely to maximize his time at home with his husband.  
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*[[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13]]
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**The Breath Mints benefited from the '''[[Season 13#Decrees|Free Will]]''' decree, receiving three wills instead of two.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 13#Wills|Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Jessica Telephone]] from the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] and sending back [[Eizabeth Guerra]] in exchange.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 13#Wills|Revoke]]''' will, giving [[Stew Briggs]] the {{ModLink|Roamin'}} modification, after which they wandered to the [[Houston Spies]].
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**Lastly, the Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 13#Wills|Plunder]]''' will, stealing the newly-resurrected [[Sutton Picklestein]] from the [[Boston Flowers]] and sending back [[Lenny Spruce]] in exchange. However, Picklestein's {{ModLink|Returned}} modification triggered immediately thereafter, sending Picklestein back to the [[Hall of Flame]] and pulling [[Marquez Clark]] off the Breath Mints' [[Shadows|bench]] as a replacement.
  
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===Season 5: The Horse Era===
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*[[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14]]
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The Mints ended [[Season 5]] at 51-48, barely missing the playoffs, being tied at 4th in the [[Good League]] with the [[Dallas Steaks]]. As the Steaks are ahead of the Mints in [[Divine Favor]], the Mints were left behind in [[Party Time]] as the Steaks advanced to playoffs. Nonetheless, the Mints ended the season with more than 50 wins for the first time.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 14#Wills|Foreshadow]]''' will, sending [[Grey Alvarado]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Kina Larsen]].
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 14#Wills|Infuse]]''' will, increasing the stats of [[Hewitt Best]] from {{Star Change|16.4|20.7}}.
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**The [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] received the '''[[Season 14#Wills|Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Joshua Watson]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Eizabeth Guerra]] in exchange.
  
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The season had a lot of good games for the Mints, including a sweep of the [[New York Millennials]], winning three games in a row on Day 46, 47, and 48, and a 8-0 game against the [[Chicago Firefighters]] on Day 93, scoring a whopping seven runs in the span of two minutes on the top of the 8th inning.
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*[[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15]]
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**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 15#Wills|Foreshadow]]''' will, trading [[Oscar Vaughan]] to the [[New York Millennials]] in exchange for [[Uncle Plasma]] (who had [[Investigation#First Clues|briefly]] been in the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] earlier in the season).
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**The Breath Mints also received the and the '''[[Season 15#Wills|Transfuse]]''' will, increasing [[Leach Ingram]]'s pitching ability at the cost of some of their baserunning.
  
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===Season 6: The Death Era===
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*[[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16]]
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The Mints ended [[Season 6]] at 55-44, making it to the playoffs as the 3rd seed of the [[Mild League]]. They lost to the [[Hades Tigers]] 3-2 in the quarterfinals.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 16#Wills|Transfuse]]''' will, increasing [[Rodriguez Internet]]'s hitting ability at the cost of some of their pitching.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 16#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Eizabeth Guerra]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 16#Blessings|Caps Supply Run]]''' blessing, gaining several [[items]].
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**The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 16#Blessings|Sweet Relief]]''' blessing, calling up [[Sandie Carver]] from the Shadows to the rotation.
  
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In the [[Season 6#Election Results | Season 6 elections]], the Mints received the [[Season 6#Blessings | '''Headliners''']] and [[Season 6#Blessings | '''Spin Attack''']] blessings.
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*[[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17]]
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**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 17#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Fynn Doyle]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 17#Wills|Foreshadow]]''' will, sending [[Marquez Clark]] to the Shadows in exchange for [[Tiana Wheeler]].
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**The [[Yellowstone Magic]] then won the '''[[Season 17#Blessings|Strange Attractor]]''' blessing, stealing Wheeler from the Breath Mints with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 17#Blessings|Patchwork]]''' blessing, calling up [[Hierophantic Foible]] from the Shadows to the lineup.
  
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===Season 8===
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*[[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18]]
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The Breath Mints were swapped into the Mild Low division after the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] won the '''Divisional Swap''' blessing in the [[Season 8#election|Season 8 election]].
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**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 18#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Lucas Petty]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 18#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Jacob Haynes]] from the [[Boston Flowers]] and sending back [[Hierophantic Foible]] in exchange.
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**The Breath Mints won the '''[[Season 18#Blessings|Yo... Hitter?]]''' blessing, moving [[Mooney Doctor II]] from the rotation to the lineup.  
  
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===Season 9===
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*[[Season 19#Election Results|Season 19]]
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Following the results of the [[Season 9#election|Season 9 election]], the Breath Mints were subject to the Fifth Base and Targeted Shame.
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**The Breath Mints received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Move]]''' will, sending [[Trinity Roche]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement.
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**The Breath Mints also received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Infuse]]''' will, increasing [[Uncle Plasma]]'s pitching ability.
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**The [[Boston Flowers]] received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]]''' will, stealing [[Jacob Haynes]] from the Breath Mints and sending back [[Hierophantic Foible]] in exchange.
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**The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] received the '''[[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Revoke]]''' will, giving [[Bright Zimmerman]] the {{ModLink|On an Odyssey}} modification, after which they roamed to the Breath Mints' Shadows.
  
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===Season 10===
 
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In the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 election]], the Breath Mints won the [[Season 10#Blessings|'''Rogue Waves''']] and [[Season 10#Blessings|'''Hidden Power''']] blessings. They also benefited from the effects of the [[Season 10#Blessings|'''Shadow Ban Together''']] blessing won by the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], boosting their shadows by 3%.
 
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===Season 11===
 
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In the [[Season 11#Election Results|Season 11 elections]], the Breath Mints were assigned the [[Arcana]] '''XIII'''.
 
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===Season 12===
 
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In the [[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12 elections]], the Breath Mints received '''Enrich''' and '''Revoke''' as wills, boosting [[Pudge Nakamoto]]'s stats from {{Star Change|6.4|11.7}} total, then Revoking them, giving them the '''Roamin'''' modification, before they wandered to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. Additionally, [[Jessica Telephone]] was swapped to the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] due to the Wings winning the will '''Plunder''', sending back [[Joshua Watson]].
 
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===Season 13===
 
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In the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]], the Breath Mints benefited from the [[Season 13#Decrees|'''Free Will''']] decree, receiving three wills instead of two. These were [[Season 13#Wills|'''Exchange''']], trading [[Eizabeth Guerra]] to the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] for [[Jessica Telephone]]; [[Season 13#Wills|'''Revoke''']], giving [[Stew Briggs]] the [[Modifications|Roamin']] modification and sending them to the [[Houston Spies]], and [[Season 13#Wills|'''Plunder''']], trading [[Lenny Spruce]] to the [[Boston Flowers]] for a newly-resurrected [[Sutton Picklestein]]. However, Picklestein's [[Modifications|Returned]] modification triggered immediately thereafter, sending Picklestein back to the [[Hall of Flame]] and pulling [[Marquez Clark]] off the Mints' [[Shadows|bench]] as a replacement.
 
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===Season 14===
 
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In the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], the Breath Mints received the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, sending [[Grey Alvarado]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Kina Larsen]], and the [[Season 14#Wills|'''Infuse''']] will, increasing the stats of [[Hewitt Best]]. Additionally, [[Jessica Telephone]] was swapped to the [[Philly Pies]] due to the Pie's '''Plunder''' will, sending back [[Jode Preston]].
 
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===Season 15===
 
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In the [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]], the Breath Mints received the [[Season 15#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, trading [[Oscar Vaughan]] to the [[New York Millennials]] in exchange for [[Uncle Plasma]] (who had [[Investigation#First Clues|briefly]] been in the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] earlier in the season), and the [[Season 15#Wills|'''Transfuse''']] will, increasing [[Leach Ingram]]'s pitching at the cost of some of their baserunning.
 
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===Season 16===
 
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In the [[Season 16#Election Results|Season 16 elections]], the Breath Mints received the [[Season 16#Wills|'''Move''']] will, sending [[Eizabeth Guerra]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement, and the [[Season 16#Wills|'''Transfuse''']] will, increasing [[Rodriguez Internet]]'s hitting at the cost of some of their pitching. The Breath Mints also received two blessings, bringing out [[Sandie Turner]] from the shadows and into the rotation with their '''[[Season 16#Election Results|Sweet Relief]]''' blessing, and gaining several [[Items]] with their '''[[Season 16#Election Results|Caps Supply Run]]''' blessing.
 
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===Season 17===
 
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In the [[Season 17#Election Results|Season 17 elections]], the Breath Mints received the [[Season 17#Wills|'''Move''']] will, sending [[Fynn Doyle]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement, and the [[Season 17#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, sending [[Marquez Clark]] to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Tiana Wheeler]]. Wheeler was then immediately traded to the [[Yellowstone Magic]] with no return trade via the Magic's [[Season 17#Blessings|'''Strange Attractor''']] blessing. The Breath Mints brought out [[Hierophantic Foible]] from the shadows and into the lineup with their '''[[Season 17#Election Results|Patchwork]]''' blessing.
 
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===Season 18===
 
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In the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]], the Breath Mints received the [[Season 18#Wills|'''Move''']] will, sending [[Lucas Petty]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement, and the [[Season 18#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will, trading [[Hierophantic Foible]] to the [[Boston Flowers]] for [[Jacob Haynes]]. The Breath Mints also won the '''[[Season 18#Blessings|Yo... Hitter?]]''' blessing, moving [[Mooney Doctor II]] to the lineup.
 
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===Season 19===
 
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In the [[Season 19#Election Results|Season 19 elections]], the Breath Mints received the [[Season 19#Wills|'''Move''']] will, sending [[Trinity Roche]] to the [[Shadows]] with no replacement, and the [[Season 19#Wills|'''Shadow Infuse''']] will, increasing [[Uncle Plasma]]'s pitching ability. Additionally, [[Jacob Haynes]] was targeted by the [[Boston Flowers]]' [[Season 19#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will, trading [[Hierophantic Foible]] back in exchange.
 
  
 
==Team Overview==
 
==Team Overview==

Revision as of 23:37, 7 June 2021

The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Mild Low division of the Mild League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season 1.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows


Former Players

Incinerated

Transferred

Feedback

Shadows Transactions

Echoed into Static

Season Results

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Kansas City Breath Mints/History

  • Season 2
    • The Breath Mints were one of 4 teams affected by the Fourth Strike decree, granting them a fourth strike for the following season.
    • The Breath Mints won the Wind Sprints blessing, improving baserunning by 15%.
    • The Breath Mints also won the Literal Arm Cannon blessing, maximizing the pitching stats of Axel Trololol.


Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Breath Mints' home ballpark is an open meadow on the outskirts of town. They formerly played their home games at the original Kansas City FreshDome. During the Expansion Era, Managemint had the open meadow on the outskirts of town officially named the Kansas City FreshDome, for "Tax Purposes". Fans find this incredibly confusing, most electing to simply refer to the ballpark as The Meadow.

Somewhat unusually, the Breath Mints do not have genuine pitchers on their roster. All of their pitchers are actually batters who decided to help out on the mound. The fans think that's just great.

Staff

Nicknames

  • Minties
  • Minty Fresh
  • Fresh Death
  • The Death Mints

Theme Song

Fresh by Kool & The Gang


Fan Culture

Know more about the Breath Mints' fan culture? Add it at Kansas City Breath Mints/Fan Culture!

Fans of the Breath Mints - collectively known as the Minty Way - are known for their love of statistical analysis, fanfiction, tolerance, and of star Mints hitter Boyfriend Monreal.

Select Chants

Team-Wide

  • MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH!
  • FRESH BREATH HERE WE COME / KANSAS CITY NUMBER ONE
  • We Have Fresh Breath (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
  • Turn them into MINTS MEAT *yelled while brandishing steak knives*

Player-Specific

  • Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!
  • Boyfriend, Boyfriend, they're our boyfriend! / If they can't do it, they're our boyfriend!
  • Winnie, you better win! EEEEEEEEEE / Don't mess with the Hess! / Winnie take that Innie!
  • Vaughan is on! (Aggressive clattering of teeth)
  • ROD.NET! HE'S THE INTERNET! (Rodriguez Internet)
  • MIME TIME!
  • No re-MORSE! / DOT DOT DASH DASH DICKIE MORSE CAME TO SMASH!
  • It's Mark o' Clark!
  • PDZ has got skin in the game!
  • Don't crowd the plate! Leave a spot! (PolkaDot Zavala throws a brush-back)

Rituals

  • Day 96 of each Season has been dubbed Not Nice Day, in remembrance of Boyfriend Monreal, who was incinerated on Day 96 of Season 7. Players and fans alike don dark-colored jerseys, calling back to their time as the Death Mints.
  • Following the death of Whit Steakknife, many fans have begun carrying steak knives to the game and waving them en masse. This is incredibly dangerous and not condoned AT ALL by the Managemint. During games against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the Mints use the knives to cut the laces of their own shoes, making them significantly less valuable to steal. Managemint has proposed screening and confiscating all knives at the gates (so they can sell their own significantly more expensive brand-name knives at the park).


Fan Works

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Looking for art for an individual player? Check out the Fan Works section on their page!


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