User:QuinnT
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Hi all, I'm Quinn and I'm a fan of the Canada Moist Talkers. I mostly do OLR edits!
Canada Moist Talkers WIP Player Change Table
Blaseball Return Prep
The Canada Moist Talkers (formerly the Topeka Moist Talkers) are a Blaseball team that competes in the PLACEHOLDER division of the PLACEHOLDER LEAGUE.
During the Discipline Era, the Moist Talkers originally competed in the Chaotic Evil division. After the High Filter decree passed in the election following Season 5, they were placed into the Mild High division of The Mild League, later moving to the Mild Low division after the Season 10 election, where they played the entirety of the Expansion Era. They have been a member of Internet League Blaseball since Season D when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an incineration replacement for the Canada Artists.
Following Fall Ball, TBD.
Roster
Lineup | Rotation |
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Shadows | |
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Select Tlopps cards can be found here
Former Players
Incinerations
- Trevino Merritt (Season 2, Day 72; replaced by Simon Haley)
- Kennedy Alstott (Season 3, Day 19; replaced by Lachlan Shelton)
- Tyler Violet (Season 3, Day 44; replaced by Ziwa Mueller)
- Elijah Bates (Season 7, Day 32; replaced by Kiki Familia)
- Kiki Familia (Season 7, Day 33; replaced by Quack Enjoyable)
- Antonio Wallace (Season 7, Day 33; replaced by Beans McBlase)
- Workman Gloom (Season 7, Day 81; replaced by Commissioner Vapor)
- York Silk (Season 14, Day 87; replaced by Lucien Patchwork)
Feedback Swaps
- Joe Voorhees (Season 4, Day 28; replaced by Workman Gloom)
- Richmond Harrison (Season 6, Day 19; replaced by Fish Summer)
- Lachlan Shelton (Season 6, Day 23; replaced by Antonio Wallace)
- Hobbs Cain (Season 6, Day 82; replaced by Alston Cerveza)
- Quack Enjoyable (Season 8, Day 42; replaced by Cedric Spliff)
- Eugenia Garbage (Season 8, Day 44; replaced by Lachlan Shelton)
- Simon Haley (Season 8, Day 44; replaced by Eugenia Garbage)
- Ortiz Morse (Season 9, Day 53; replaced by Jaylen Hotdogfingers)
- Jaylen Hotdogfingers (Season 9, Day 64; replaced by Beasley Gloom)
- Doc Anice (Season 13, Day 41; replaced by Bright Zimmerman)
- Greer Lott (Season 20, Day 92; replaced by Jacoby Podcast)
Blessings and Trades
- Oliver Notarobot (Season 2, via the Defection blessing; replaced by PolkaDot Patterson)
- Polkadot Patterson (Season 12, via the Plunder will; replaced by Doc Anice)
- Shirai McElroy (Season 13, via the Plunder will; replaced by PolkaDot Patterson)
- Bright Zimmerman (Season 14, via the Revoke will; no replacement)
- PolkaDot Patterson (Season 15, via the Plunder will; replaced by Sixpack Dogwalker)
- Fish Summer (Season 15, via the Plunder will; replaced by York Silk)
- Alston Cerveza (Season 16, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by Richmond Harrison)
- York Silk (Season 16, via the Plunder will; replaced by Carmelo Plums)
- Carmelo Plums (Season 17, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by Goobie Ballson)
- Richmond Harrison (Season 18, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by Randy Dennis)
- Goobie Ballson (Season 19, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by Cudi Di Batterino)
- Beans McBlase (Season 20, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by Greer Lott)
- Commissioner Vapor (Season 20, via the Fringe Benefit blessing; no replacement)
- Augusto Reddick (Season 21, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by PolkaDot Patterson)
- Lachlan Shelton (Season 21, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by Nicholas Mora)
- Cudi Di Batterino (Season 21, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by Freemium Seraph)
- Nicholas Mora (Season 21, via the Recruit Ego blessing; no replacement)
- Randy Dennis (Season 22, via the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by Slosh Truk)
- Tucker Flores (Season 22, via the Gachapon blessing; no replacement)
- Ziwa Mueller (Season 22, via the Little Swap blessing; replaced by Tiana Wheeler)
- Rosstin Andante (Season 23, via the Gachapon blessing; no replacement)
Roamin'
- Jesรบs Koch (roamed to the Philly Pies, Season 20 Day 9, due to Super Roamin' Fifth Base)
- Jesรบs Koch (roamed to the Yellowstone Magic, Season 20 Day 27, due to Super Roamin' Fifth Base)
- Mags Banananana (roamed to the Hades Tigers, Season 23 elections)
- Alejandro Leaf (roamed to the Hawai'i Fridays, Season 23 elections)
Faded into Dust
- York Silk III (Season 18 elections)
- Chorby Soul VI (Season 20 elections)
- Liquid Friend XII (Season 22 elections)
- Uncle Plasma XII (Season 23 elections)
Season Results
The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)
Discipline Era | ||||
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Season | Wins | Record | Postseason | Season Summary |
1 - The Return | 50 | 50-49 | Did not qualify. |
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2 - The Discipline Era | 55 | 55-44 | Quarterfinalists
L 0-3 vs. Philly Pies |
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3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty | 53 | 53-46 | Quarterfinalists
L 2-3 vs. Philly Pies |
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4 - Feedback | 53 | 53-46 | Quarterfinalists
L 2-3 vs. Hades Tigers |
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5 - Reverb | 55 | 55-44 | Semifinalists
W 3-1 vs. Baltimore Crabs |
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6 - Idols | 48 | 48-51 | Did not qualify. |
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7 - Getting Shelled | 42 | 42-57 | Did not qualify. |
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8 - Rest in Violence | 48 | 48-51 | Did not qualify. |
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9 - Forecast | 50 | 50-49 | Did not qualify. |
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10 - Backdraft | 67 | 67-32 | Quarterfinalists
L 1-3 vs. New York Millennials |
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11 - Peace & Prosperity | 65 | 65-39 | Quarterfinalists
L 1-3 vs. Yellowstone Magic |
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The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 24)
Expansion Era | ||||
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Season | Wins | Record | Postseason | Season Summary |
12 - The Expansion Era | 55 | 55-44 | Did not qualify. |
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13 - Home Free | 57 | 57-42 | Quarterfinalists
L 2-3 vs. Hawai'i Fridays |
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14 - The -ides | 68 | 68-31 | ILB Champions
W 3-0 vs. Baltimore Crabs |
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15 - Live Bait | 62 | 62-37 | ILB Champions
W 3-1 vs. New York Millennials |
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16 - Mass Production | 64 | 64-35 | Quarterfinalists
L 2-3 vs. Core Mechanics |
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17 - Collections | 54 | 54-45 | Did not qualify. |
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18 - New Editions | 42 | 42-57 | Did not qualify. |
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19 - Undertow | -58 | 58-41 | Did not qualify. |
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20 - Win(Win) | 40 | 40-59 | Underbracket Quarterfinals
L 2-3 vs. San Francisco Lovers |
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21 - Red Herring | 67 | 57-42 | Wildcard Underbracket Finalists |
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22 - Overdue | 41 | 41-58 | Wildcard Round L 2-3 vs. Philly Pies |
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23 - A Set Up | 61 | 61-38 | ILB Champions
W 3-1 vs. New York Millennials |
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24 - Fire Sale/Save Situation | Did not finish. | Did not finish. | Did not finish. |
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Era 3 (Seasons ??? - ???)
Team Overview
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
For a more in-depth look at the team, see Canada Moist Talkers/History
The Moist Talker's home stadium is Gleek Arena in the sunken city of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."
The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher.
As a rite of passage for new players, and also to encourage camaraderie with the Charleston Shoe Thieves, new players are taken out shopping to buy several pairs of cool shoes. Players can expect their shoes to first get stolen by Beasley Gloom, and then when they eventually pass onto the Shoe Thieves, they can often find a little bite mark from Gloom. This is considered good luck, and a good omen for coming games.
Players | Batters | |
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Pitchers | ||
Shadows | ||
Buried | Bennett Takahashi ยท Justice Valenzuela ยท Stephanie Winters ยท Cell Longarms | |
Former |
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Stats | Season (NEW) | 1 |
Season (Beta) | 1 ยท 2 ยท 3 ยท 4 ยท 5 ยท 6 ยท 7 ยท 8 ยท 9 ยท 10 ยท 11 ยท 12 ยท 13 ยท 14 ยท 15 ยท 16 ยท 17 ยท 18 ยท 19 ยท 20 ยท 21 ยท 22 ยท 23ยท 24 | |
Circuit | Gamma 2 ยท Gamma 3 ยท Gamma 4 | |
Ballpark | Gleek Arena | |
Community Lore | ||
Staff | Michel ร. Moose and Chalky Hoodwinkle ยท THE MAW ยท Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle ยท The Moist Owlette ยท H O R K ยท The ORB | |
Places | Halifax ยท Canada | |
History | Canada Moist Talkers' History | |
Fan Culture ๐ฃ ยท Fan Works ๐ ยท Tlopps Cards ๐ | ||
TALK SPIT, GET HITS |
Canada Moist Talkers WIP Player Change Table
Date | Removed | Added | Cause | ||||
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02 72 | Trevino Merritt | ๐ | Simon Haley | ๐ฃ๏ธ | ๐ | Incineration | |
02 EL | Oliver Notarobot | โพ | PolkaDot Patterson | ๐ฆ | โพ | Blessing (๐ฃ๏ธ) | Defection |
03 19 | Kennedy Alstott | ๐ | Lachlan Shelton | ๐ฃ๏ธ | ๐ | Incineration | |
03 44 | Tyler Violet | ๐ | Ziwa Mueller | ๐ฃ๏ธ | ๐ | Incineration | |
04 28 | Joe Voorhees | ๐ | Workman Gloom | ๐ | ๐ | Feedback | |
06 19 | Richmond Harrison | ๐ | Fish Summer | ๐ | ๐ | Feedback | |
06 23 | Lachlan Shelton | ๐ | Antonio Wallace | ๐ | ๐ | Feedback | |
06 82 | Hobbs Cain | ๐ | Alston Cerveza | ๐ฅง | ๐ | Feedback | |
07 32 | Elijah Bates | ๐ | Kiki Familia | ๐ฃ๏ธ | ๐ | Incineration | |
07 33 | Kiki Familia | ๐ | Quack Enjoyable | ๐ฃ๏ธ | ๐ | Incineration | |
07 33 | Antonio Wallace | ๐ | Beans McBlase | ๐ฃ๏ธ | ๐ | Incineration | |
07 81 | Workman Gloom | ๐ | Commissioner Vapor | ๐ฃ๏ธ | ๐ | Incineration | |
08 42 | Quack Enjoyable | ๐ | Cedric Spliff | ๐ธ | ๐ | Feedback | |
08 44 | Eugenia Garbage | ๐ | Lachlan Shelton | ๐ | ๐ | Feedback | |
08 44 | Simon Haley | ๐ | Eugenia Garbage | ๐ | ๐ | Feedback | |
09 53 | Ortiz Morse | โพ | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | ๐ธ | โพ | Feedback | |
09 64 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | โพ | Beasley Gloom | ๐ | โพ | Feedback | |
10 EL | - | York Silk | ๐ฅ | ๐ | Fell to Team | SHELLED ONE's Defeat | |
12 EL | PolkaDot Patterson | โพ | Doc Anice | ๐ ๏ธ | โพ | Will (๐ ๏ธ) | Exchange |
13 41 | Doc Anice | โพ | Bright Zimmerman | ๐ฅง | โพ | Feedback | |
13 EL | Shirai McElroy | โพ | PolkaDot Patterson | ๐ ๏ธ | โพ | Will (๐ฃ๏ธ) | Exchange |
14 87 | York Silk | ๐ | Lucien Patchwork | ๐ฃ๏ธ | ๐ | Incineration | |
14 EL | Bright Zimmerman | โพ | - | Will (๐ฃ๏ธ) | Revoke | ||
15 EL | PolkaDot Patterson | โพ | Sixpack Dogwalker | โพ | Will (๐ฅฉ) | Plunder | |
15 EL | Fish Summer | ๐ | York Silk | ๐ฆ | ๐ | Will (๐ฃ๏ธ) | Plunder |
16 EL | Alston Cerveza | ๐ | Richmond Harrison | ๐ | ๐ | Will (๐ฃ๏ธ) | Equivalent Exchange |
16 EL | York Silk | ๐ | Carmelo Plums | ๐ธ | ๐ | Will (๐ธ) | Plunder |
17 EL | Carmelo Plums | โพ | Goobie Ballson | ๐ฅ | โพ | Will (๐ฃ๏ธ) | Equivalent Exchange |
18 LS | - | York Silk III | ๐ฃ๏ธ | ๐ | Gift Shop | ||
18 EL | Richmond Harrison | ๐ | Randy Dennis | ๐ค | ๐ | Will (๐ค) | Equivalent Exchange |
18 EL | York Silk III | ๐ | - | Dust | |||
19 EL | Goobie Ballson | โพ | Cudi Di Batterino | ๐๏ธ | โพ | Will (๐ฃ๏ธ) | Equivalent Exchange |
20 09 | Jesรบs Koch | ๐ | - | Super Roamin' | |||
20 27 | - | Jesรบs Koch | ๐ | ๐ | Super Roamin' | ||
20 36 | Jesรบs Koch | ๐ | - | Super Roamin' | |||
20 LS | Chorby Soul VI | ๐ฃ๏ธ | ๐ | Gift Shop | |||
20 92 | Greer Lott | โพ | Jacoby Podcast | ๐ฅง | โพ | Feedback | |
20 EL | Beans McBlase | ๐ | Greer Lott | ๐ฅง | ๐ | Will (๐ฃ๏ธ) | Equivalent Exchange |
20 EL | Commissioner Vapor | ๐ | - | Blessing (๐ต๏ธ) | Fringe Benefit | ||
20 EL | Chorby Soul VI | ๐ | - | Dust | |||
21 EL | Augusto Reddick | ๐ | PolkaDot Patterson | ๐ ๏ธ | ๐ | Will (๐ ๏ธ) | Equivalent Exchange |
21 EL | Lachlan Shelton | ๐ | Nicholas Mora | ๐ | ๐ | Will (๐ฃ๏ธ) | Equivalent Exchange |
21 EL | Cudi Di Batterino | โพ | Freemium Seraph | ๐๏ธ | ๐ | Will (๐๏ธ) | Equivalent Exchange |
21 EL | Nicholas Mora | ๐ | - | Blessing | Recruit Ego | ||
22 LS | - | Liquid Friend XII | ๐ฃ๏ธ | ๐ | Gift Shop | ||
22 LS | - | Uncle Plasma XII | ๐ฃ๏ธ | โพ | Gift Shop | ||
22 EL | Randy Dennis | ๐ | Slosh Truk | ๐ | Will (๐ฃ๏ธ) | Equivalent Exchange | |
22 EL | Tucker Flores | ๐ฅ | - | Blessing (๐ธ) | Gachapon | ||
22 EL | Ziwa Mueller | โพ | Tiana Wheeler | โพ | Blessing (โจ) | Little Swap | |
22 EL | Liquid Friend XII | ๐ | - | Dust | |||
22 EL | - | Mags Banananana | ๐๏ธ | โพ | Roamin' | ||
22 EL | - | Alejandro Leaf | ๐ | โพ | Roamin' | ||
23 117 | Slosh Truk | ๐ | - | ILB Semi-Centennial | Entered the Shadows | ||
23 117 | PolkaDot Patterson | ๐ | - | ILB Semi-Centennial | Entered the Shadows | ||
23 117 | Tiana Wheeler | ๐ฅ | - | ILB Semi-Centennial | |||
23 117 | Eugenia Garbage | ๐ | - | ILB Semi-Centennial | Entered the Shadows | ||
23 117 | - | Slosh Truk | ๐ซ | โพ | ILB Semi-Centennial | ||
23 117 | - | PolkaDot Patterson | ๐ซ | ๐ | ILB Semi-Centennial | ||
23 117 | - | Tiana Wheeler | ๐ซ | ๐ฅ | ILB Semi-Centennial | ||
23 117 | - | Eugenia Garbage | ๐ซ | โพ | ILB Semi-Centennial | ||
23 EL | Rosstin Andante | ๐ฅ | - | Blessing (๐ฎ) | Gachapon | ||
23 EL | Mags Banananana | โพ | - | Roamin' | |||
23 EL | Alejandro Leaf | โพ | - | Roamin' | |||
23 EL | Uncle Plasma XII | โพ | - | Dust |