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The '''Canada Moist Talkers''' (formerly the '''Topeka Moist Talkers''') are a Blaseball team that debuted in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division of the [[Evil League]]. After the [[Season 5#Decrees 2|High Filter]] decree passed in the election following [[Season 5]], they were placed into the Mild High division of The [[Mild League]], later moving to the Mild Low division after the [[Season 10]] election. They have been a member of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season D]] when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an [[incineration]] replacement for the [[Canada Artists]].
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The '''Canada Moist Talkers''' (formerly the '''Topeka Moist Talkers''') are a Blaseball team that competes in the [[PLACEHOLDER]] division of the [[PLACEHOLDER LEAGUE]].
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During the [[Discipline Era]], the Moist Talkers originally competed in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division. After the [[Season 5#Decrees 2|High Filter]] decree passed in the election following [[Season 5]], they were placed into the Mild High division of The [[Mild League]], later moving to the Mild Low division after the [[Season 10]] election, where they played the entirety of the [[Expansion Era]]. They have been a member of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season D]] when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an [[incineration]] replacement for the [[Canada Artists]].
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Hi all, I'm Quinn and I'm a fan of the Canada Moist Talkers. I mostly do OLR edits!

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The Canada Moist Talkers (formerly the Topeka Moist Talkers) are a Blaseball team that competes in the PLACEHOLDER division of the PLACEHOLDER LEAGUE.

During the Discipline Era, the Moist Talkers originally competed in the Chaotic Evil division. After the High Filter decree passed in the election following Season 5, they were placed into the Mild High division of The Mild League, later moving to the Mild Low division after the Season 10 election, where they played the entirety of the Expansion Era. They have been a member of Internet League Blaseball since Season D when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an incineration replacement for the Canada Artists.

Following Fall Ball, TBD.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
  • None
Shadows
  • None


Select Tlopps cards can be found here

Former Players

Incinerations

Feedback Swaps

Blessings and Trades

Roamin'

Faded into Dust

Season Results

The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)

Discipline Era
Season Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
1 - The Return 50 50-49 Did not qualify.
  • Did not receive any blessings in the election.
2 - The Discipline Era 55 55-44 Quarterfinalists

L 0-3 vs. Philly Pies

3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty 53 53-46 Quarterfinalists

L 2-3 vs. Philly Pies

  • Did not receive any blessings in the election.
4 - Feedback 53 53-46 Quarterfinalists

L 2-3 vs. Hades Tigers

5 - Reverb 55 55-44 Semifinalists

W 3-1 vs. Baltimore Crabs
L 2-3 vs. Breckenridge Jazz Hands

6 - Idols 48 48-51 Did not qualify.
  • Did not receive any blessings in the election.
7 - Getting Shelled 42 42-57 Did not qualify.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Scorpler's Jacket blessing with 3% of the vote, granting Jesús Koch Mclaughlin Scorpler's Memorial Fireproof Jacket, and making them immune to incineration.
8 - Rest in Violence 48 48-51 Did not qualify.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Barrel of Tiny Eggs blessing with 16% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts.
9 - Forecast 50 50-49 Did not qualify.
10 - Backdraft 67 67-32 Quarterfinalists

L 1-3 vs. New York Millennials

11 - Peace & Prosperity 65 65-39 Quarterfinalists

L 1-3 vs. Yellowstone Magic

  • The Moist Talkers won the V blessing with 51% of the vote, granting them V The Hierophant as their Tarot Card.

The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 24)

Expansion Era
Season Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
12 - The Expansion Era 55 55-44 Did not qualify.
  • The Moist Talkers received the Trust will with a 1% chance, granting PolkaDot Patterson the  Flippers modification.
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Infuse will with a 43% chance, granting Greer Lott a stat increase from 11.5 → 15.9 combined stars.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Earlbirds blessing with 2% of the vote, giving the team the  Earlbirds modification for Season 13's Earlseason.
  • The Moist Talkers also won the Tag Team Hitting blessing with 4% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the Ohio Worms by 10%.
13 - Home Free 57 57-42 Quarterfinalists

L 2-3 vs. Hawai'i Fridays

14 - The -ides 68 68-31 ILB Champions

W 3-0 vs. Baltimore Crabs
W 3-2 vs. Yellowstone Magic
W 3-0 vs. LA Unlimited Tacos

15 - Live Bait 62 62-37 ILB Champions

W 3-1 vs. New York Millennials
W 3-1 vs. Baltimore Crabs
W 3-1 vs. Mexico City Wild Wings

  • As a result of the Bats decree, all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster received a Bat item.
  • The Moist Talkers received the Transfuse will with a 4% chance, granting Greer Lott a pitching stat increase of 3.4 → 4.6 while giving them a batting star decrease of 4.4 → 4.2 .
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Plunder will with an 11% chance, targeting York Silk in exchange for Fish Summer.
  • As a result of the Steaks' Plunder will, Sixpack Dogwalker was traded to the Moist Talkers for PolkaDot Patterson.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Water Logged blessing with 43% of the vote, granting the team the  H20 blood type.
16 - Mass Production 64 64-35 Quarterfinalists

L 2-3 vs. Core Mechanics

17 - Collections 54 54-45 Did not qualify.
18 - New Editions 42 42-57 Did not qualify.
  • The Moist Talkers received the Alternate Trust will with a 2% chance, calling in an alternate for Greer Lott, who gained both the  Alternate and  Negative modifications.
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Shadow Infuse will with a 22% chance, granting London Simmons a batting stat increase of 3.0 → 4.1 .
  • As a result of the Dale's Equivalent Exchange will, Randy Dennis was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for Richmond Harrison.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Slow Build blessing with 23% of the vote, granting all lineup players the  Slow Build modification.
  • The Moist Talkers also won the Open Floor Plan blessing with 17% of the vote, granting Gleek Arena the  Open Floor Plan modification.
19 - Undertow -58 58-41 Did not qualify.
  • For finishing in the last four teams in the league, the Moist Talkers became a recipient of Tgb free wills.png Free Wills.
  • The Moist Talkers received the Alternate Trust will with a 6% chance, calling in an alternate for Amos Melon, who gained both the  Alternate and  Negative modifications.
  • The Moist Talkers also received the Shadow Infuse will with a 31% chance, granting London Simmons a batting stat increase of 4.1 → 5.2 .
  • Finally, the Moist Talkers received the Equivalent Exchange will with a 1% chance, trading Goobie Ballson for Cudi Di Batterino of the Tokyo Lift.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Super Roamin' Fifth Base blessing with 4% of the vote, granting Jesús Koch The Fifth Base after dropping their Necklace.
  • The Moist Talkers also won the Shadow Helmet Supply Run blessing with 21% of the vote, granting all players in the Moist Talkers' shadows with an available item slot a Helmet.
  • Third, the Moist Talkers won the Headliners blessing with 69% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry.
  • Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the Moderation blessing, granting the team the  Moderation modification.
  • As a result of the Worms winning the Subtractor blessing, Cedric Spliff was given the  Subtractor modification.
20 - Win(Win) 40 40-59 Underbracket Quarterfinals

L 2-3 vs. San Francisco Lovers

21 - Red Herring 67 57-42 Wildcard

Underbracket Finalists
W 4-1 vs. Seattle Garages
W 3-2 vs. Kansas City Breath Mints
L 0-3 vs. Hellmouth Sunbeams

22 - Overdue 41 41-58 Wildcard Round

L 2-3 vs. Philly Pies

23 - A Set Up 61 61-38 ILB Champions

W 3-1 vs. New York Millennials
W 4-1 vs. Seattle Garages
W 3-2 vs. Ohio Worms

24 - Fire Sale/Save Situation Did not finish. Did not finish. Did not finish.

Era 3 (Seasons ??? - ???)


Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Canada Moist Talkers/History

The Moist Talker's home stadium is Gleek Arena in the sunken city of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."

The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher.

As a rite of passage for new players, and also to encourage camaraderie with the Charleston Shoe Thieves, new players are taken out shopping to buy several pairs of cool shoes. Players can expect their shoes to first get stolen by Beasley Gloom, and then when they eventually pass onto the Shoe Thieves, they can often find a little bite mark from Gloom. This is considered good luck, and a good omen for coming games.


Canada Moist Talkers 🗣
Players Batters
Pitchers
Shadows
BuriedBennett Takahashi · Justice Valenzuela · Stephanie Winters · Cell Longarms
Former · Full List
Stats Season (NEW)1
Season (Beta)1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23· 24
CircuitGamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4
Ballpark Gleek Arena
Community Lore
Staff Michel É. Moose and Chalky Hoodwinkle · THE MAW · Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle · The Moist Owlette · H O R K · The ORB
Places Halifax · Canada
History Canada Moist Talkers' History
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏
TALK SPIT, GET HITS


⚾   Internet League Blaseball Teams   ⚾
Chaotic Evil
Hawai'i Fridays 🏝️ · Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗 · Seattle Garages 🎸 · Yellowstone Magic ✨ · Ohio Worms 🐌 · Tokyo Lift 🏋️‍
Awful Evil
Atlantis Georgias 🔱 · Breckenridge Jazz Hands 👐 · Chicago Firefighters 🔥 · Core Mechanics 🛠️ · Dallas Steaks 🥩 · Houston Spies 🕵️
Chaotic Good
Boston Flowers 🌹 · Canada Moist Talkers 🗣️ · Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬 · LA Unlimited Tacos 🌮 · New York Millennials 📱 · San Francisco Lovers 💋
Awful Good
Baltimore Crabs 🦀 · Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟 · Hades Tigers 🐅 · Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞 · Miami Dale 🚤 · Philly Pies 🥧


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