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==Season Results==
 
==Season Results==
[[Season 1]]: 58-41, entered the playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Evil League. Lost 3-0 to the [[Philly Pies]] in the quarterfinals. Received no blessings during the Offseason.
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For more detailed Season Results, check out the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' [[List of Breckenridge Jazz Hands Seasons|Seasons Results Hub]].
  
[[Season 2]]: 55-44, entered the playoffs as the 4th seed from the Evil League. Defeated the [[Hades Tigers]] 3-2 in the quarterfinals. Lost 3-0 to the [[Philly Pies]] in the Semifinals. Received no blessings during the Offseason.
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 120%> The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)</span><br />
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{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 100%"
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|-
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!Season
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!Wins
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!Record
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!Postseason
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!Season Summary
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|-
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|[[Season 1|1 - The Return]]
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|58
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|58-41
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|'''Quarterfinalists'''
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L 0-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]]
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|Received no blessings.
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|-
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|[[Season 2|2 - The Discipline Era]]
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|55
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|55-44
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|'''Semifinalists'''
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W 3-2 vs. [[Hades Tigers]]<br />
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L 0-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]]
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|Received no blessings.
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|-
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|[[Season 3|3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty]]
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|50
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|50-49
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|'''Quarterfinalists'''
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L 2-3 vs. [[Hades Tigers]]
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|
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* [[Season 3#Blessings|'''Evil Wind Sprints''']] improved the Jazz Hands' Baserunning by 15%.
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* [[Season 3#Blessings|'''Highway Robbery''']] steals [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] from the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], sending [[Bevan Underbuck]] in return.
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*The [[Baltimore Crabs]] receive [[Season 3#Blessings|'''Headhunter''']], stealing [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] and sending [[Holden Stanton]] in return.
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*The [[Houston Spies]] receive [[Season 3#Blessings|'''Rigour Mortis''']], which was supposed to decrease the Jazz Hands' Baserunning by 10%, but increased it instead.
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|-
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|[[Season 4|4 - Feedback]]
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|58
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|58-41
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|'''Semifinalists'''
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W 3-1 vs. [[Philly Pies]]<br />
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L 0-3 vs. [[Hades Tigers]]
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|Received no blessings.
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* The [[Season 4#Decrees|'''Alternate Reality''']] Decree calls the {{ModifInline|Alternate|duration=permanent}} for [[Kathy Mathews]] and [[Campos Arias]].
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* The [[Season 4#Decrees|'''Targeted Shame''']] Decree hits the Jazz Hands with {{ModifInline|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}.
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|-
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|[[Season 5|5 - Reverb]]
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|58
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|58-41
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|'''ILB Finalists'''
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W 3-0 vs. [[Hades Tigers]]<br />
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W 3-2 vs. [[Canada Moist Talkers]]<br />
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L 2-3 vs. [[Chicago Firefighters]]
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* [[Season 5#Blessings|'''Seduction''']] steals [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] from the [[Baltimore Crabs]], sending [[Holden Stanton]] in return.
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* The [[Dallas Steaks]] receive [[Season 5#Blessings|'''The Plan? Hit From The Mound''']], stealing [[August Sky]] and sending [[Combs Estes]] in return.
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|-
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|[[Season 6|6 - Idols]]
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|59
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|59-40
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|'''Semifinalists'''
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W 3-2 vs. [[San Francisco Lovers]]<br />
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L 0-3 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]
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|
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* [[Season 6#Blessings|'''Single-Season Fourth Strike''']] granted the Jazz Hands {{ModifInline|Fourth Strike|duration=season}}.
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* [[Season 6#Blessings|'''Gravity Boots''']] gave [[Steph Weeks]] the [[Armor|'''Gravity Boots''']] armor.
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* The [[Baltimore Crabs]] receive [[Season 6#Blessings|'''Headhunter''']], stealing [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] and sending [[Holden Stanton]] in return.
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|-
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|[[Season 7|7 - Getting Shelled]]
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|55
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|55-44
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|'''Quarterfinalists'''
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L 1-3 vs. [[San Francisco Lovers]]
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|Received no blessings due to the [[Season 7#Decrees|'''Bless Off''']] Decree.
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* The [[Hawai'i Fridays]] receive [[Season 7#Blessings|'''Popular by Association''']], stealing [[Aldon Cashmoney]] and sending [[Elijah Valenzuela]] in return.
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* The [[Hawai'i Fridays]] receive [[Season 7#Blessings|'''The Shame Bubble''']], which results in the Jazz Hands receiving {{ModifInline|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}.
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|-
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|[[Season 8|8 - Rest in Violence]]
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|42
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|42-57
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|''Entered Party Time on Day 89''
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|
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* [[Season 8#Blessings|'''Precognition''']] boosted [[Holden Stanton]]'s hitting by 20%, and [[Baby Doyle]]'s hitting by 20% twice.
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|-
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|[[Season 9|9 - Forecast]]
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|46
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|46-53
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|''Entered Party Time on Day 97''
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|Received no blessings.
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* The [[Baltimore Crabs]] receive [[Season 9#Blessings|'''Fifth Base Bubble''']], protecting [[Wild High]].
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* The [[Boston Flowers]] receive [[Season 9#Blessings|'''The Shame Bubble]], which results in the Jazz Hands receiving {{ModifInline|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}.
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* In relation to the [[Season 9#Decrees|Forecast Decrees]], several players receive new [[Modifications]]:
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** [[Combs Estes]] receives {{ModifInline|Siphon|duration=permanent}}.
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** [[Walton Sports]] receives {{ModifInline|Friend of Crows|duration=permanent}}.
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** [[Steph Weeks]] receives {{ModifInline|Fire Eater|duration=permanent}}.
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|-
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|[[Season 10|10 - Backdraft]]
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|41
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|41-58
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|''Entered Party Time on Day 90''
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|Received no blessings, but did receive [[Wyatt Pothos]] during [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]' fall back to the Immaterial Plane.
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|-
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|[[Season 11|11 - Peace & Prosperity]]
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|46
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|46-52
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|''Entered Party Time on Day 88''
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|Assigned the [[Arcana]] '''XVI The Tower'''.
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|}
  
[[Season 3]]: 50-49, entered the playoffs as the 4th seed from the Evil League. They lost to the Hades Tigers 3-2 in the quarterfinals. Received the [[Season 3#Blessings | '''Evil Wind Sprints''']] and [[Season 3#Blessings | '''Highway Robbery''']] blessings during the Offseason. Subjected to the [[Season 3#Blessings | '''Headhunter''']] and [[Season 3#Blessings | '''Rigour Mortis''']] blessings.
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<span style="font-family: Arvo; font-size: 120%> The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 24)</span><br />
 
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{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 100%"
[[Season 4]]: 58-41, entered the playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Evil League. They won against the Philly Pies 3-1 in the quarterfinals, then were swept 3-0 by the Hades Tigers in the semifinals. Received no blessings. Subjected to the [[Season 4#Blessings | '''Questioning Their Every Decision''']] blessing. In the Season 4 [[Season 4#Election%20Results|Elections]], the Jazz Hands were also hit with '''Targeted Shame''', which states that should the Jazz Hands be shamed, they will start the next run with negative runs equal to their shame.
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|-
 
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!Season
[[Season 5]]: 58-41, entered the playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Evil League. They won against the Hades Tigers 3-0 in the quarterfinals, then won against the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] 3-2 in the semifinals. They lost 2-3 against the [[Chicago Firefighters]] in the grand championships. Received the [[Season 5#Blessings | '''Seduction''']] blessing. Subjected to the [[Season 5#Blessings | '''The Plan? Hit From The Mound''']] blessing.
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!Wins
 
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!Record
[[Season 6]]: 59-40, entered the playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Wild League. They won against the [[San Francisco Lovers]] 3-2 in the quarterfinals, then lost to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] 3-0 in the semifinals. Received [[Season 6#Blessings | '''Single-Season Fourth Strike''']] and [[Season 6#Blessings | '''Gravity Boots''']] blessings, the latter of which went to [[Steph Weeks]]. Subjected to the [[Season 6#Blessings | '''Headhunter''']] blessing.
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!Postseason
 
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!Season Summary
[[Season 7]]: 55-44, entered the playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Wild League. Lost to the [[San Francisco Lovers]] 3-1 in the quarterfinals.  Recieved no blessings because of the [[Season 7#Decrees|'''Bless Off''']] decree. Subjected to the [[Season 7#Blessings|'''Popular by Association''']] and [[Season 7#Blessings|'''The Shame Bubble''']] blessings.
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|-
 
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|[[Season 12|12 - The Expansion Era]]
[[Season 8]]: 42-57, did not make the playoffs for the first time in ILB history. Entered [[Party Time]] on Day 89. Received the [[Season 8#Blessings|'''Precognition''']] blessing.
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|57
 
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|55-42
[[Season 9]]: 46-53, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 97. Subjected to Targeted Shame, but protected by the Wild High '''Fifth Base Bubble'''.
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|'''Quarterfinalists'''
 
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L 2-3 vs. [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
[[Season 10]]: 41-58, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 90. Received no blessings, but did receive [[Wyatt Pothos]] during [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]' fall back to the Immaterial Plane.
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|Received no blessings.
 
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* The [[Season 12#Wills|'''Entrust''']] Will granted the Jazz Hands {{ModifInline|Fourth Strike|duration=season}}.
[[Season 11]]: 46-52, did not make playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 88. Were assigned the [[Arcana]] '''XVI The Tower''' during the elections.
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* The [[Season 12#Wills|'''Infuse''']] Will improved [[Tamara Crankit]].
 
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** Combined {{Star Change|6.9|11.9}}
[[Season 12]]: 57 Wins, 55-42 record, entered the playoffs as the 3rd seed from the Wild League. Lost to the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] 3-2 in the quarterfinals. Received the [[Wills|'''Entrust''']] and [[Wills|'''Infuse''']] Wills to gain [[Modifications|Fourth Strike]] for [[Season 13]] and improve [[Tamara Crankit]], respectively. Received no blessings.
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|-
 
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|[[Season 13|13 - Home Free]]
[[Season 13]]: 43 Wins, 43-56 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 88. Received '''Exchange''' and '''Enrich''' wills, swapping [[Holden Stanton]] for [[August Sky]], and gaining the [[Modifications|'''Earlbirds''']] modification. Received no blessings.
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|43
 
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|43-56
[[Season 14]]: 43 Wins, 43-56 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 91. Received the '''Foreshadow''' and '''Infuse''' wills, swapping [[Stephens Lightner]] for [[Bauer Zimmerman]], and increasing the stats of [[Collins Melon]]. Received no blessings.
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|''Entered Party Time on Day 88''
 
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|Received no blessings.
[[Season 15]]: 45 Wins, 46-53 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 91. Received the '''Foreshadow''' and '''Move''' wills, swapping [[Edric Tosser]] for [[Howell Rocha]] and moving [[Kathy Mathews]] to the lineup. Received no blessings.
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* The [[Season 13#Wills|'''Exchange''']] Will swapped [[Holden Stanton]] for [[August Sky]].
 
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* The [[Season 13#Wills|'''Enrich''']] Will granted the Jazz Hands {{ModifInline|Earlbirds|duration=season}}.
[[Season 16]]: 40 Wins, 39-60 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 88. Received the '''Transfuse''' and '''Alternate Trust''' wills, boosting [[Elijah Valenzuela]]'s batting at the cost of defense before rerolling all of Valenzuela's ratings and granting them the {{ModLink|Careful}} modification. Subjected to the [[New York Millennials]]' '''Equivalent Exchange''' will, swapping [[Conrad Vaughan]] for [[Mikan Hammer]]. Received no blessings.
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* The Jazz Hands broke ground on [[Breckenridge Community Field]], selecting the Loge prefab.
 
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|-
[[Season 17]]: 53 Wins, 52-47 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 97. Received the '''Foreshadow''' and '''Move''' wills, swapping [[Elijah Valenzuela]] for [[Liquid Friend]] and moving [[Mikan Hammer]] to the Shadows. Received no blessings.
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|[[Season 14|14 - The -ides]]
 
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|43
[[Season 18]]: 35 Wins, 35-64 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 82. Awarded {{ModLink|Free Will}} for finishing 21st in the [[ILB]]. Received the '''Item Move''', '''Equivalent Exchange''', and '''Foreshadow''' wills, moving [[Steph Weeks]]' [[Items|'''Careful Fireproof Necklace''']] to [[Baby Doyle]], trading [[Logan Rodriguez]] for [[Wyatt Pothos]], and swapping [[Campos Arias]] for [[Mikan Hammer]]. Received the [[Season 18#Blessings|'''Grand Larceny''']], [[Season 18#Blessings|'''Laserlikeness Patches''']], and [[Season 18#Blessings|'''Cape of Containment''']] blessings, the latter of which went to [[Walton Sports]].
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|43-56
 
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|''Entered Party Time on Day 91''
[[Season 19]]: -55 Wins, 58-41 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 94. Received '''Shadow Infuse''' and '''Equivalent Exchange''' wills, boosting [[Edric Tosser]]'s batting and swapping [[Wyatt Pothos]] for [[Logan Rodriguez]]. Received the [[Season 19#Blessings|'''Running Practice''']] and [[Season 19#Blessings|'''Feast or Famine''']] blessings.
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|Received no blessings.
 
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* The [[Season 14#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] Will swapped [[Stephens Lightner]] into the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Bauer Zimmerman]].
[[Season 20]]: 60 Wins, 57-42 record, entered the Overbracket playoffs as the 4th seed from the Wild League. Lost to the [[Miami Dale]] 1-2 in the Wild Card Round. Received the '''Move''' and '''Reform''' wills, moving [[Zippy DeShields]] to the Shadows and changing [[Liquid Friend]]'s {{ModLink|Attractor}} modification to {{ModLink|Homebody}}. Received the '''Heads Over Tails''' blessing, making [[August Sky]] {{ModLink|Negative}}. Friend was then pulled from the roster with the end of the [[Investigation]].
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* The [[Season 14#Wills|'''Infuse''']] Will improved [[Collins Melon]].
 
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** Combined {{Star Change|16.8|21.3}}
[[Season 21]]: 67 Wins, 57-42 record, entered the Overbracket playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Wild League. Lost to the [[Hades Tigers]] 2-3 in the Division Series. Received the '''Equivalent Exchange''' and '''Move''' wills, trading [[Jasper Blather]] for [[Comfort Septemberish]] and moving [[Lancelot Kane]] to the [[Shadows]]. Subjected to the [[Houston Spies]]' '''Equivalent Exchange''' will, trading [[Comfort Septemberish]] for [[Quack Enjoyable]]. Received no blessings.
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* The Jazz Hands built a {{ModLink|Peanut Mister}} and {{ModLink|Psychoacoustics}}.
 
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** As a result of {{ModLink|Psychoacoustics}}, the Jazz Hands received [[Wyatt Mason II]], who echoed into {{ModifInline|Static|duration=permanent}} on Day 78.
[[Season 22]]: 65 Wins, 58-41 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 92. Received the '''Magnify''' and '''Item Steal''' wills, giving [[Baby Doyle]] the {{ModLink|2x}} modification and taking [[Doc Anice]]'s [[Items|'''Underhanded Ring''']] for [[Lowe Forbes]]. Received the [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Complete 180''']] blessing, making [[Uncle Plasma IX]] {{ModLink|Negative}}. Subjected to the [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Gachapon''']], [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Record Scratch''']], and [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Subtractor Avoidance''']] blessings, which sent [[Yams Rolsenthal]] to the [[Seattle Garages]]' [[Shadows]], gave the {{ModLink|Skipping}} modification to [[Steph Weeks]], and made [[Collins Melon]] a {{ModLink|Subtractor}}, respectively.
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|-
 
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|[[Season 15|15 - Live Bait]]
[[Season 23]]: 64 Wins, 54-45 record. Entered Party Time on Day 94. Entered the Underbracket playoffs as a Wild Card. Lost to the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] 2-0 in the Wild Card Round. Received the '''Team Roamless Crate''' party favor. Subjected to the [[Season 23#Blessings|'''Hitting Flotation Bubble''']] and [[Season 23#Blessings|'''Gachapon''']] blessings, boosting the lineup's hitting and sending [[Brewer Vapor]] to the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]]' [[Shadows]], respectively. Received no blessings, but did receive {{ModLink|Under Review}}.
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|45
 
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|46-53
[[Season 24]]: 38 Wins, 47-51 record. Went {{ModLink|Rogue}} on Day 79. Nullified on Day 99 along with the rest of Blaseball, finishing 1st in the Vault. The Jazz Hands returned from nullification on Day 99 with the message "The Breckenridge Jazz Hands will Return."  
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|''Entered Party Time on Day 91''
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|Received no blessings.
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* The [[Season 15#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] Will swapped [[Edric Tosser]] into the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Howell Rocha]].
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* The [[Season 15#Wills|'''Move''']] Will moved [[Kathy Mathews]] to the lineup.
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* The Jazz Hands built the {{ModLink|Grind Rail}} and {{ModLink|LCD Soundsystem}}.
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* As a result of the [[Season 15#Decrees|'''Bats''']] decree, every player in the league was granted a Bat item.
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|-
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|[[Season 16|16 - Mass Production]]
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|40
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|39-60
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|''Entered Party Time on Day 88''
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|Received no blessings.
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* The [[Season 16#Wills|'''Transfuse''']] Will improved [[Elijah Valenzuela]]'s batting at the cost of defense.
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** Batting {{Star Change|1.5|3.2}}, Defense {{Star Change|3.0|2.7}}
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* The [[Season 16#Wills|'''Alternate Trust''']] Will {{ModLink|Alternate|'''Alternated'''}} [[Elijah Valenzuela]], randomizing their ratings and granting them {{ModifInline|Careful|duration=permanent}}.
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* The [[New York Millennials]]' [[Season 16#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] Will swapped [[Conrad Vaughan]] for [[Mikan Hammer]].
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* The Seasonal Reading removed [[Collins Melon]]'s {{ModifInline|Alternate|duration=permanent}} modification.
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* The Jazz Hands built {{ModLink|Sweetener}} and '''Coffee +'''.
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|-
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|[[Season 17|17 - Collections]]
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|53
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|52-47
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|''Entered Party Time on Day 97''
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|Received no blessings.
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* The [[Season 17#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] Will swapped [[Elijah Valenzuela]] into the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Liquid Friend]].
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* The [[Season 17#Wills|'''Move''']] Will moved [[Mikan Hammer]] to the [[Shadows]].
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* The Seasonal Reading granted [[Baby Doyle]] the [[Items|'''Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement''']].
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* The Jazz Hands built '''Coffee Threes +''', {{ModLink|Hotel Motel}}, and '''Grandiosity +'''.
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|-
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|[[Season 18|18 - New Editions]]
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|35
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|35-64
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|''Entered Party Time on Day 82''
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|The Jazz Hands benefited from {{ModifInline|Free Wills|duration=permanent}}.
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* The [[Season 18#Wills|'''Item Move''']] Will moved [[Steph Weeks]]' [[Items|'''Careful Fireproof Necklace''']] to [[Baby Doyle]].
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* The [[Season 18#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] Will swapped [[Wyatt Pothos]] for [[Logan Rodriguez]].
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* The [[Season 18#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] Will swapped [[Campos Arias]] into the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Mikan Hammer]].
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* [[Season 18#Blessings|'''Grand Larceny''']] sorted the lineup by Basethirst.
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* [[Season 18#Blessings|'''Laserlikeness Patches'']] boosted the Laserlikeness of [[Riley Firewall]] and [[August Sky]].
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* [[Season 18#Blessings|'''Cape of Containment''']] gave [[Walton Sports]] the [[Items|'''Cape of Containment''']].
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* The Jazz Hands built '''Inconvenience -''' and '''Ballpark Cleanup'''.
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* The Jazz Hands received 3 gifts.
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** The Jazz Hands were granted {{ModifInline|Life of the Party|duration=season}}.
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** The Jazz Hands received '''Soul Patches''', increasing the soul of [[Liquid Friend]], [[Walton Sports]], and [[Dervin Gorczyca]].
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** [[Riley Firewall]] received a [[Items|'''Rock Cannon''']] via the '''Handcrafted Cannon Drop''' gift.
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|-
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|[[Season 19|19 - Undertow]]
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| -55
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|58-41
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|''Entered Party Time on Day 94''
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|
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* The [[Season 19#Wills|'''Shadow Infuse''']] Will infused [[Edric Tosser]]'s Batting.
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** Batting {{Star Change|2.0|3.2}}
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* The [[Season 19#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] Will swapped [[Logan Rodriguez]] for [[Wyatt Pothos]].
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* [[Season 19#Blessings|'''Running Practice''']] improved the Jazz Hands' lineup's Baserunning by 1 to 4%.
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* [[Season 19#Blessings|'''Feast or Famine''']] improved [[Collins Melon]]'s Indulgence by 23%.
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** Indulgence {{Star Change|7.6|8.7}}
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* The Seasonal Reading granted [[Riley Firewall]] {{ModifInline|Undertaker|duration=permanent}}.
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* The Jazz Hands built {{ModLink|Birdhouses}} and '''Sun 2 +'''.
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* The Jazz Hands received 2 gifts.
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** The Jazz Hands were granted {{ModifInline|Soundproof|duration=season}}.
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** The Jazz Hands were granted {{ModifInline|Gravity|duration=season}}.
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|-
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|[[Season 20|20 - Win(Win)]]
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|60
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|57-42
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|'''Eliminated by Overbracket Wild Card'''
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L 1-2 vs. [[Miami Dale]]
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|[[Liquid Friend]] pulled from roster with the end of the [[Investigation]].
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* The [[Season 20#Wills|'''Move''']] Will moved [[Zippy DeShields]] to the [[Shadows]].
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* The [[Season 20#Wills|'''Reform''']] Will changed [[Liquid Friend]]'s {{ModifInline|Attractor|duration=permanent}} into {{ModifInline|Homebody|duration=permanent}}.
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* [[Season 20#Blessings|'''Heads Over Tails''']] flipped [[August Sky]] {{ModifInline|Negative|duration=permanent}}.
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* The Jazz Hands built '''Grandiosity +''', '''Inconvenience -''', and {{ModLink|Tunnels}}.
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* The Jazz Hands received 4 gifts.
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** The Jazz Hands were granted {{ModifInline|Late to the Party|duration=season}}.
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** The Jazz Hands were granted {{ModifInline|Fireproof|duration=season}}.
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** [[Riley Firewall]] received the [[Items|'''Underhanded Limestone Sunglasses''']] via the '''Underhanded Cap Drop''' gift.
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** [[Steph Weeks]] received {{ModifInline|Ambitious|duration=season}} via the '''Ambitious, Solo Edition''' gift.
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|-
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|[[Season 21|21 - Red Herring]]
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|67
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|57-42
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|'''Overbracket Quarterfinalist'''
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L 2-3 vs. [[Hades Tigers]]
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|Received no Blessings.
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* The [[Season 21#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] Will swapped [[Jasper Blather]] for [[Comfort Septemberish]].
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* The [[Season 21#Wills|'''Move''']] Will moved [[Lancelot Kane]] to the [[Shadows]].
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* The [[Houston Spies]]' [[Season 21#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] Will swapped [[Quack Enjoyable]] for [[Comfort Septemberish]].
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* The Jazz Hands built a {{ModLink|Bird Hotel}} and {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
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* The Jazz Hands received 3 gifts.
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** The Jazz Hands are granted {{ModifInline|Fireproof|duration=season}}.
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** The Jazz Hands are granted {{ModifInline|Late to the Party|duration=season}}.
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** The Jazz Hands receive the replica [[Pitching Machine II]], which gained {{ModifInline|Siphon|duration=season}}.
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|-
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|[[Season 22|22 - Overdue]]
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|65
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|58-41
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|''Entered Party Time on Day  92''
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|
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* The [[Season 22#Wills|'''Magnify''']] Will granted [[Baby Doyle]] {{ModifInline|2x|duration=permanent}}.
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* The [[Season 22#Wills|'''Item Steal''']] Will stole [[Doc Anice]]'s [[Items|'''Underhanded Ring''']] and gave it to [[Lowe Forbes]].
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* [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Complete 180''']] made [[Uncle Plasma IX]] {{ModifInline|Negative|duration=permanent}}.
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* The [[Seattle Garages]] receive [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Gachapon''']], which sent [[Yams Rolsenthal]] to the Garages' [[Shadows]].
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* The [[Ohio Worms]] receive [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Record Scratch''']], which granted [[Steph Weeks]] {{ModifInline|Skipping|duration=permanent}}.
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* The [[Hawai'i Fridays]] receive [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Subtractor Avoidance''']], which granted [[Collins Melon]] {{ModifInline|Subtractor|duration=permanent}}.
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* The Jazz Hands built the {{ModLink|Phantom Thieves' Guild}} and '''Ballpark Cleanup'''.
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* The Jazz Hands received 2 gifts.
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** The Jazz Hands received the replicas [[Liquid Friend IX]] and [[Uncle Plasma IX]].
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|-
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|[[Season 23|23 - A Set Up]]
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|64
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|54-45
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|'''Underbracket Wild Card'''
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''Entered Party Time on Day 94''<br />
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L 0-2 vs. [[LA Unlimited Tacos]]
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|Received no blessings, but did receive {{ModifInline|Under Review|duration=permanent}}.
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* The Jazz Hands received the [[Season 23#Party Favors|'''Team Roamless Crate''']] Party Favor, granting the team {{ModifInline|Roamless|duration=permanent}}.
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* The [[Tokyo Lift]] received [[Season 23#Blessings|''' Season 13: Hitting Flotation Bubble''']], boosting the lineup players of [[Wild High]] by 4%.
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* The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] received [[Season 23#Blessings|'''Season 22: Gachapon''']], which sent [[Brewer Vapor]] to the Tacos' [[Shadows]].
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* The Jazz Hands built {{ModLink|Stables}} and '''Night +'''.
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* The Jazz Hands received 3 gifts.
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** The Jazz Hands were granted {{ModifInline|Late to the Party|duration=season}}.
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** [[Spears Rogers]] received the [[Items|'''Fliickerrriiing Greedy Potion of the Famine''']].
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** [[Chorby Short]] received the [[Items|'''Chaotic Actual Steel Chair''']].
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|-
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|[[Season 24|24 - Fire Sale/Save Situation]]
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|38
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|47-51
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|N/A
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|
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* The Jazz Hands went {{ModifInline|Rogue|duration=permanent}} on Day 79.
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* The Jazz Hands were Nullified on Day 99, but soon returned with the message "The Breckenridge Jazz Hands will Return."
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|}
  
 
==Team Overview==
 
==Team Overview==

Revision as of 23:00, 24 November 2021

The Breckenridge Jazz Hands are a Blaseball team in the Wild High division of the Wild League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season AA.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows


Former Players

Incinerations

Feedback Swaps

Blessings and Trades

Unusual Circumstances

Faded to Dust

Phantom Thieves' Guild Heists

Season Results

For more detailed Season Results, check out the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Seasons Results Hub.

The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)

Season Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
1 - The Return 58 58-41 Quarterfinalists

L 0-3 vs. Philly Pies

Received no blessings.
2 - The Discipline Era 55 55-44 Semifinalists

W 3-2 vs. Hades Tigers
L 0-3 vs. Philly Pies

Received no blessings.
3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty 50 50-49 Quarterfinalists

L 2-3 vs. Hades Tigers

4 - Feedback 58 58-41 Semifinalists

W 3-1 vs. Philly Pies
L 0-3 vs. Hades Tigers

Received no blessings.
5 - Reverb 58 58-41 ILB Finalists

W 3-0 vs. Hades Tigers
W 3-2 vs. Canada Moist Talkers
L 2-3 vs. Chicago Firefighters

6 - Idols 59 59-40 Semifinalists

W 3-2 vs. San Francisco Lovers
L 0-3 vs. Baltimore Crabs

7 - Getting Shelled 55 55-44 Quarterfinalists

L 1-3 vs. San Francisco Lovers

Received no blessings due to the Bless Off Decree.
8 - Rest in Violence 42 42-57 Entered Party Time on Day 89
9 - Forecast 46 46-53 Entered Party Time on Day 97 Received no blessings.
10 - Backdraft 41 41-58 Entered Party Time on Day 90 Received no blessings, but did receive Wyatt Pothos during THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS' fall back to the Immaterial Plane.
11 - Peace & Prosperity 46 46-52 Entered Party Time on Day 88 Assigned the Arcana XVI The Tower.

The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 24)

Season Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
12 - The Expansion Era 57 55-42 Quarterfinalists

L 2-3 vs. Hellmouth Sunbeams

Received no blessings.
13 - Home Free 43 43-56 Entered Party Time on Day 88 Received no blessings.
14 - The -ides 43 43-56 Entered Party Time on Day 91 Received no blessings.
15 - Live Bait 45 46-53 Entered Party Time on Day 91 Received no blessings.
16 - Mass Production 40 39-60 Entered Party Time on Day 88 Received no blessings.
17 - Collections 53 52-47 Entered Party Time on Day 97 Received no blessings.
18 - New Editions 35 35-64 Entered Party Time on Day 82 The Jazz Hands benefited from Tgb free wills.png Free Wills.
19 - Undertow -55 58-41 Entered Party Time on Day 94
20 - Win(Win) 60 57-42 Eliminated by Overbracket Wild Card

L 1-2 vs. Miami Dale

Liquid Friend pulled from roster with the end of the Investigation.
21 - Red Herring 67 57-42 Overbracket Quarterfinalist

L 2-3 vs. Hades Tigers

Received no Blessings.
22 - Overdue 65 58-41 Entered Party Time on Day 92
23 - A Set Up 64 54-45 Underbracket Wild Card

Entered Party Time on Day 94
L 0-2 vs. LA Unlimited Tacos

Received no blessings, but did receive  Under Review.
24 - Fire Sale/Save Situation 38 47-51 N/A
  • The Jazz Hands went  Rogue on Day 79.
  • The Jazz Hands were Nullified on Day 99, but soon returned with the message "The Breckenridge Jazz Hands will Return."

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Know more about the Jazz Hands' history? Add it at Breckenridge Jazz Hands/History!

Stadium

The Jazz Hands home games are played in a stadium known as The Pocket. Regardless of the weather outside the stadium, inside of The Pocket it is always snowing. The Pocket has many facilities, including a Smithy, a coffee shop and bar named both The Drip and The Curtain Call, and a radio station named The Pocket Radio.

Instrumental Skills

Many of the Jazz Hands play at least one musical instrument, which they choose through a mysterious process referred to by such names as "The Instrument Selection Ceremony," "The Choosing," or "That One Thing with the Bolter, You Know, that Thing a Lot of Us Did when We Joined." Though there is no secrecy about the process itself, the fact that it is facilitated by Agan Harrison means few remember any details. Recordings of Harrison explaining the process turn to static, further obscuring the procedure despite vague memories of ███ willingness to explain. What is known is that players join Harrison at Bolter's instrument collection outside of town, which contains a version of every known instrument, and more than a few unknown instruments. When they return to Breckenridge, they have an instrument and are capable of playing at least the fundamentals.

Players (and fans) who wish to improve their musical ability in a formal setting are able to attend a local music school with no known name. Few report any memories of their time in class, but all who attend noticeably improve their playing as a result.

Moist Talkers Rivalry

The team is in an official rivalry with the Canada Moist Talkers ever since Season 2, when the Jazz Hands and Moist Talkers ended the season with a tied win-loss ratio. The contract to make the rivalry official was signed by █████ representing Breckenridge and ████████ representing Canada. Neither has been seen since.

In their rivalry, the Jazz Hands invoked a curse upon the Moist Talkers, declaring that they shall suffer "The Dry Silence." What exactly the Dry Silence is, how it would affect the Moist Talkers, or if it has already taken place, is unclear.

In a series of threads after the Season 5 Elections, the Moist Talkers and the Jazz Hands negotiated, instated, and announced a new contract of rivalry. While the previous terms demanded vitriol between the teams, the current contract only demands vitriol during direct match-ups. The rest of the time, the teams are obligated to interact as friendly rivals, and players are permitted to be friends.

Open Mic Night

From the Season 5 Elections through the Season 6 Elections, the Jazz Hands opened its roster in an effort to change up the team's sound, an event now known as the Open Mic Night. The process began with the trade of August Sky for Combs Estes, included 3 Feedback events, and ended with the return of Holden Stanton in exchange for Nagomi Mcdaniel. Fans continue to debate whether the incineration of Randall Marijuana and subsequent rise of Steph Weeks should be considered part of Open Mic Night, or a tragedy that just happened to occur during Open Mic Night. Reviews of the Open Mic Night are mixed; some point to the team's Season 6 playoffs games as evidence that it was, if not beneficial, then at least not as harmful as some suggest, while others cite the team's under-performance in the Season 7 playoffs as proof that it irrevocably harmed the team's chances of success.

The Pit

See the main article on this topic: Pit

An unknown number of players are in the Shadowy depths of the former orchestra pit, awaiting the call to join the ILB. These players are the source of the instrumental beats that highlight home runs, the Seventh Inning Solo, and the musical accompaniment that plays throughout a Blaseball game. A number of stadium facilities exist within the Pit, far more than should logically be able to fit within the space beneath a stadium. Formerly active shadows work within these facilities as stadium staff known as Stagehands.

The Tower

After the Jazz Hands were assigned the Arcana XVI The Tower in the Season 11 election, residents of Breckenridge noticed that there was now a tall structure in the town. Known as The Tower, this structure is visible from anywhere in the local area, regardless of viewing direction. Players on the Jazz Hands roster find themselves more aware of The Tower than normal residents do.

The Thursday Blues

During Season 13, the Jazz Hands suffered a dreadful series of mishaps their fans have come to refer to as the Thursday Blues.

Casting Call

During Season 18, the Jazz Hands experienced several losses, causing new talent to be brought in to round out the cast. The new cast had big shoes to fill, but ultimately became beloved by fans.

Curtain Call

From Season 22 to the end of Season 23, the Jazz Hands saw the departure of several original players from the roster, and sent them on their way to new ventures and opportunities after many seasons in Breckenridge. Departures began in Season 22, when Kathy Mathews picked up The Fifth Base, and ultimately ended up with the Seattle Garages. Over the course of Season 23, several players departed via the Phantom Thieves Guild. Campos Arias and Lowe Forbes would ultimately pitch for the Boston Flowers and Stephens Lightner would enter the Shadows of the Hades Tigers. Season 23 was rounded out with the swap of Walton Sports with Hades Tigers player Siobhan Chark due to Feedback. This mass departure of beloved original players became known by fans as the Curtain Call, a final bow before the involved players moved on to new things and a change in scenery.

Staff

Coaches

The team has no coach as the players believe their best blaseball is played when the team is just jamming and not following a plan. This feeling was summed up by Lowe Forbes, saying "blaseball is all about going out there and listening to each other, not some coach".

Campos Arias echoed this point, saying "It's about the groove of it all. About feeling in sync with your players, and riffing off of each other. You can't focus too much on what's happening on the field, you've got to watch for the plays we're not making to really see what's going on." The team refused to comment further as Campos and Lowe had explained it perfectly.

Despite the lack of coach, the team does have a number of staff who work with the team, such as:

  • Jimmy Forest, Head Chef
  • Oakley Sterling, Groove Evaluator
  • Liberty Picante, Kickline Coordinator
  • Holly Woodwind, Timekeeper
  • Charms, Radio Personality, Recording Studio Manager
  • Zee Greenbeans, Pit Druid
  • The Station Master, Station Master of The PIT Network

Mascot

The mascot of The Breckenridge Jazz Hands as of Season 3 is the Breckenridge Slide-Trombone Bolter.

Fans

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The fans of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands are known as the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band. They are known for performing the unofficial fight song of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band Stand Chant, which often lasts for hours. More than once, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band have continued the Breckenridge Jazz Hands Band Stand Chant for hours after a game has ended, sometimes continuing the chant until the next game begins, which causes it to begin all over. Fans are also encouraged bring musical instruments to Jazz Hands games, with impromptu music performances often breaking out in the stands.

Fans have also been known to chant "CATCH 👐 THESE 👐 HANDS 👐" and its variant "CAN'T 👐 CATCH 👐 THESE 👐 HANDS 👐" It is currently unknown how fans can vocalize the sound of an emoji. They can also be heard yelling "GET THE JAZZ IN YOUR HANDS" and "GET YOUR HANDS IN THE GAME" as a call and response.

Fans of the Jazz Hands who want to contribute noise but do not play an instrument often wear beaded bracelets or other noisemakers on their wrists so that when they do a jazz-hands motion it creates a loud rattling sound. Onlookers have described the sound as "somewhere between marbles falling down stairs and an army of dancing skeletons."

Fan Art

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Official fight song (by MackToTheFuture):

We are here for the Jazz Hands
They're here for the Jazz Hands Band
We're the team you just can't stop
The Commissioner is doing a great job