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{{Team|division=Lawful Evil|home_town=Hades|team_slogan=Never Look Back.|rival=None - only aspirants.|social_media=[https://twitter.com/hades_tigers Twitter]|image1=Hades_Tigers_Logo.png|emoji=🐅|friends=[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]|stadium=The Sixth Circle Stadium}}The Hades Tigers are a [[Blaseball]] team in the Lawful Evil division of the [[Evil League]]. They have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season 1]].<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref> As far as we know, they did not exist before the league started.
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|league=[[Internet League Blaseball]]
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|home_town=[[Tartarus]], [[Hades]]
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|arcana=XV The Devil
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|championships=3
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|rival=None - only aspirants.
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|social_media=[https://twitter.com/hades_tigers Twitter]
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|image1=Hades_Tigers.png
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|caption1=Hades Tigers logo by [https://twitter.com/jrfbz @jrfbz]
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|friends=[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
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|stadium=[[The Sixth Circle Stadium]]
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|mascot=[[The Presence]]
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|former_modifications={{Modif|fireproof|9|duration=season}}{{Modif|targeted shame|10}}{{Modif|fifth base|10}}
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The '''Hades Tigers''' are a [[Blaseball]] team in the Awful Good division of the [[Good Conference]]. They have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season A]]. Previously, they played in the Lawful Evil division of the [[Evil League]], the Mild High division of the [[Mild League]], and the Wild High division of the [[Wild League]].
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==Roster==
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<nowiki/>{{RosterDisplay
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|lineup=
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*[[Steals Mondegreen]]
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*[[Gloria Bugsnax]]
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*[[Clyde Fetch]]
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*[[Velasquez Alstott]]
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*[[Isla Solo]]
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*[[Stevenson Heat]]
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*[[Adrian Melon]]
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*[[Zephyr McCloud]]
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*{{Spoiler|[[Antonio McCall]] (Buried)}}
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*{{Spoiler|[[Frazier Tosser]] (Buried)}}
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|rotation=
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*[[Amaya Jackson]]
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*[[Grit Freeman]]
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*[[Sage Kuroki]]
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*[[Elip Dean]]
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*[[Mehdi Caper]]
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|shadows=
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*Currently hidden or unavailable.
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}}
  
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===Expansion Era===
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{{RosterDisplay}}
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Select [[Tlopps Blaseball Cards|Tlopps]] player cards can be found [[Gallery of Tlopps Cards#Hades_Tigers_.F0.9F.90.85|here]].
  
== History ==
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==Former Players==
The Tigers play at [[Sixth Circle Stadium]] (also called "The Amphitheater" by some locals), located in the heart of downtown [[Tartarus]], Hades.
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===Incinerations===
  
The closest thing the Tigers have to a [[Hades Tigers Mascot|mascot]] is an intangible spirit which haunts the stadium. It is known by many names and has never been directly observed by the team or the fans. Many fans claim that its presence can be felt at a visceral level and that those in its proximity are often overwhelmed by feelings of nervous anticipation, fear and splortsmanship.  Several previous hosts of Landry Violence claim to have witnessed it appear at the moment of their possession as a three-headed tiger they call Tigerberus, although these sightings remain purely anecdotal. 
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*[[Landry Violence]] (Season 3, Day 110; replaced by [[Paula Turnip]], Released Season 10 Day X)
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*[[Moody Cookbook]] (Season 7, Day 32; replaced by [[Carmelo Plums]])
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*[[Mclaughlin Scorpler]] (Season 7, Day 32; replaced by [[Frasier Shmurmgle]])
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*[[Yazmin Mason]] (Season 7, Day 71; replaced by [[Mummy Melcon]], Released Season 10 Day X)
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*[[Frasier Shmurmgle]] (Season 7, Day 71; replaced by [[Usurper Violet]])
  
[[Hades]], the god of death, is usually recognized as the owner of Hades Tigers. Legally speaking, [[Persephone]] is considered the owner for tax reasons and she is responsible for most of the actual duties of the owner - Hades merely uses the team to promote his brand in order to attract more worshipers. 
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===Feedback===
  
The Official Drink of the Hades Tigers is [[Violent Lightning]], an alcoholic performance enhancing energy drink said to have been blessed by the spirit of Violence himself. 
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*[[Jessica Telephone]] (Season 4, Day 43; replaced by [[Spears Taylor]])
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*[[Fish Summer]] (Season 6, Day 19; replaced by [[Richmond Harrison]])
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*[[Paula Turnip]] (Season 8, Day 71; replaced by [[Paula Mason]])
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*[[Dunlap Figueroa]] (Season 14, Day 79; replaced by [[NaN]])
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*[[Hiroto Wilcox]] (Season 23, Day 83; replaced by [[Siobhan Chark]])
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*[[Siobhan Chark]] (Season 23, Day 95; replaced by [[Walton Sports]])
  
The team is technically called the Hades Tiger's, as evidenced by the "Many stripes! One tiger!" chant commonly heard during games. Due to a typography error in a bulk merchandise order, this fact is little-known and rarely respected by other teams. The implied existence of a specific Hades Tiger for which the team is named is hotly debated by the team's fans. 
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===Blessings and Trades===
  
There are at least eight seats in the stands that are deadly, and will immediately destroy anyone who sits in it.   
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*[[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] ({{BetaSeason|1}}; switched with [[Nolanestophia Patterson]] in unrecorded trade)
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*[[Nicholas Mora]] ({{BetaSeason|1}}; switched with [[Yazmin Mason]] in unrecorded trade)
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*[[Nolanestophia Patterson]] ({{BetaSeason|2#Election Results}}; sent back in exchange for [[Jessica Telephone]])
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*[[Alyssa Harrell]] ({{BetaSeason|3#Election Results}}; sent back in exchange for [[Mclaughlin Scorpler]])
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*[[Spears Taylor]] ({{BetaSeason|8#Election Results}}; sent back in exchange for [[Aldon Cashmoney]])
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*[[Peanutiel Duffy]] ({{BetaSeason|9|@ Day X}}; stolen with no replacement)
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*[[Aldon Cashmoney]] ({{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}; sent to the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] in exchange for [[Nerd Pacheco]])
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*[[Richmond Harrison]] ({{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}; sent to the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] in exchange for [[Aldon Cashmoney]])
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*[[Carmelo Plums]] ({{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}; sent to the [[Seattle Garages]] in exchange for [[Paula Turnip]])
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*[[Nerd Pacheco]] ({{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}; sent to the [[Philly Pies]] in exchange for [[Nicholas Mora]])
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*[[NaN]] ({{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}; sent to the [[San Francisco Lovers]] in exchange for [[Gabriel Griffith]])
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*[[Gabriel Griffith]] ({{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}; sent to the [[Chicago Firefighters]] in exchange for [[Dunlap Figueroa]])
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*[[Hiroto Wilcox]] ({{BetaSeason|16#Election Results|@ elections}}; sent to the [[Seattle Garages]] in exchange for [[Lenny Marijuana]])
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*[[Jessica Telephone]] ({{BetaSeason|16#Election Results|@ elections}}; sent to the [[Tokyo Lift]] in exchange for [[Ayanna Dumpington]])
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*[[Lenny Marijuana]] ({{BetaSeason|17#Election Results|@ elections}}; sent to the [[Seattle Garages]] in exchange for [[Hiroto Wilcox]])
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*[[Paula Mason]] ({{BetaSeason|20#Election Results|@ elections}}; sent to [[Houston Spies]] in exchange for [[Dudley Mueller]])
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*[[Dudley Mueller]] ({{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ elections}}; sent to [[Philly Pies]] in exchange for [[Beasley Day]])
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*[[Lachlan Shelton]] ({{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}; sent to the [[Atlantis Georgias]] in exchange for [[Erin Jesaulenko]])
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*[[Doc Cash]] ({{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}; stolen by the [[Seattle Garages]] with no replacement)
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*[[Lenix Ren]] ({{BetaSeason|23#Election Results|@ elections}}; stolen by the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] with no replacement)
  
== Players<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref> ==
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===Preserved in the Vault===
  
=== Batters ===
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*[[Aldon Cashmoney]] ({{BetaSeason|18#MVP Voting}})
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*[[Paula Turnip]] ({{BetaSeason|23#MVP Voting}})
  
*"Hot" [[Fish Summer]]
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===Faded to Dust===
*[[Landry Violence]]
 
*[[Jessica Telephone]]
 
*[[Alyssa Harrell]]
 
*[[Daniel Duffy|Peanutiel Duffy]]
 
*[[Moody Cookbook]]
 
*[[Ren Morin]]
 
*[[Zion Aliciakeyes]]
 
*[[Randy Castillo]]
 
  
=== Pitchers ===
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*[[Aldon Cashmoney II]] ({{BetaSeason|19#Post Election}})
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*[[Aldon Cashmoney III]] ({{BetaSeason|19#Post Election}})
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*[[Liquid Friend XVI]] ({{BetaSeason|22#Election Results}})
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*[[Uncle Plasma XVI]] ({{BetaSeason|22#Election Results}})
  
*[[Nagomi Meng]]
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==Season Results==
*[[Yazmin Mason]]
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===Discipline Era (Seasons 1-11)===
*[[Hiroto Wilcox]]
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{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 100%"
*[[Dunlap Figueroa]]
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*[[Famous Owens]]
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! colspan="5" |Discipline Era
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|-
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!Season
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!Wins
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!Record
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!Postseason
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!Season Summary
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|-
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|{{BetaSeason|1|β1 - The Return}}
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|63
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|63-36
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|Quarterfinalists
  
=== Alumni ===
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* Eliminated by the [[Houston Spies]], 3-2.
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|
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*{{BetaSeason|1#Blessings|'''Pitching Boost'''}} improves Tigers’ pitching by 10%
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*Randomize Players rerolled the hitting of the five worst hitters, [[Daniel Duffy|Peanutiel Duffy]], [[Zion Aliciakeyes]], [[Alyssa Harrell]] and [[Moody Cookbook]]. Cookbook was rerolled twice.<br />
  
*[[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] (Exchanged for [[Nolanestophia Patterson]] at the end of [[Season 1]])
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Due to unknown errors, two additional blessings were processed:
*[[Nolanestophia Patterson]] (Exchanged for [[Jessica Telephone]] by the 'Seduction' [[blessing]] at the end of [[Season 2]])
 
  
== Staff ==
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*Mystery Defection by the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], swapping [[Nolanestophia Patterson]] for the Tigers' [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]].
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*An unknown blessing exchanges [[Yazmin Mason]] of the [[Philly Pies]] for [[Nicholas Mora]] of the [[Hades Tigers]].<br />
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|-
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|{{BetaSeason|2|β2 - The Discipline Era}}
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|63
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|63-36
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|Quarterfinalists
  
*[[Hades]] and [[Persephone]] - Owners
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* Eliminated by [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]], 3-2.
*[[Fearful Symmetry]] - General Manager
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*[[Kick Rocks]] - Pitching Coach
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*Won {{BetaSeason|2#Blessings|'''Seduction'''}}, exhanging [[Nolanestophia Patterson]] for [[Jessica Telephone]] of the [[Philly Pies]].<br />
*[[Beyonceknowles Aliciakeyes]] - Bench Coach
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*The Hades Tigers do not have a batting coach. If you see any individual claiming to be a Hades Tigers batting coach, do not interact with them, avoid eye contact, and report them to the local authorities '''immediately.'''
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|{{BetaSeason|3|β3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty}}
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|70
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|70-29
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|'''ILB Champions'''
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* Over the [[New York Millennials|New York Millenials]], 3-2.
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*Won {{BetaSeason|3#Blessings|'''Bloodlust'''}}, maximizing [[Yazmin Mason]]’s pitching.
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*Won {{BetaSeason|3#Blessings|'''Exile'''}}, sending their worst hitter [[Alyssa Harrell]] for a random player, the [[New York Millennials|Millennials]]’ [[Mclaughlin Scorpler]].<br />
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|-
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|{{BetaSeason|4|β4 - Feedback}}
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|68
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|68-31
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|'''ILB Champions'''
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* Over the [[New York Millennials|New York Millenials]], 3-0.
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|
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*The [[Targeted Shame|'''Targeted Shame''']] Decree passes and when the top 4 teams (including the Tigers) are shamed, they will start the next game with negative runs equal to their shame.
  
== Season Results<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref>==
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*The {{BetaSeason|4#Decrees|'''Alternate Reality'''}} Decree calls the {{ModifInline|Alternate|duration=permanent}} for [[Yazmin Mason]] and [[Moody Cookbook]].
In [[Season 1]], the Hades Tigers went ████ in the season, advancing to the postseason. They were eliminated by the Houston Spies in the Quarter-Finals, ████.
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*The {{BetaSeason|4#Decrees|'''Tame The Tigers'''}} Decree does not pass.
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*Won {{BetaSeason|4#Blessings|'''Solidarity'''}}, improved the Tigers' max vibes by 15%<br />
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|-
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|{{BetaSeason|5|β5 - Reverb}}
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|55
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|55-44
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|Quarterfinalists
  
In [[Season 2]], the Hades Tigers went 63-36 in the season, advancing to the postseason. They were eliminated by the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] 3 - 2.
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* Eliminated by the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]], 3-0.
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|
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*Won {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Fireproof Jacket'''}}, awarding [[Mclaughlin Scorpler]] with the Fireproof Jacket, which is dropped in favor of-
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*Won {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Noise-Cancelling Headphones'''}}, awarding [[Mclaughlin Scorpler]] the Noise-Cancelling Headphones.<br />
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|-
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|{{BetaSeason|6|β6 - Idols}}
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|57
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|57-42
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|Semifinalists
  
== Never Look Back ==
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* Eliminated by [[Seattle Garages]], 3-0.
The Hades Tigers’ slogan, “Never Look Back,” is emblematic not just of their pitching strategy, which leaves them open to second base being stolen at an alarming frequency, but a way of life. A typical Hades Tiger fan will refuse to dwell on their past failings or answer questions about historical events more than a few days old. At its most extreme, this behavior results in a complete refusal to acknowledge that the past even exists or use rear-view mirrors. Curiously, this does not prevent the Tigers from discussing team and player statistics at length, as these exist in the present moment as an observable fact.
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|Received no blessings.
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|-
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|{{BetaSeason|7|β7 - Getting Shelled}}
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|51
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|51-48
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|''Did not make Postseason.''
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|
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*Won {{BetaSeason|7#Blessings|'''Paracausal Event'''}}, rerolling the hitting of the three worse hitters, [[Richmond Harrison]] twice and [[Spears Taylor]].
  
Whether this is a religious practice, a compulsion of some sort, a forgotten curse, or simply a cultural difference is a closely-guarded secret of the Tigers.
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*Won {{BetaSeason|7#Blessings|'''Pretty Plz?'''}}, improving Tigers' hitting by 4%.
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*The [[Hawai'i Fridays|'''Hawai'i Fridays''']] win {{BetaSeason|7#Blessings|'''The Shame Bubble'''}}, the Tigers receive {{ModifInline|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}.<br />
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|-
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|{{BetaSeason|8|β8 - Rest in Violence}}
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|64
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|64-35
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|Mild League Champions & Finalists
  
The Historian-Wizards are the only subset of Tigers fans who regularly observe past performance, and these individuals are tasked with maintaining records and procuring statistics for the team’s fans, coaches, and management. The Historian Wizards claim that this ability stems from their spiritual and/or temporal orientation is such that these activities are, in fact, merely a different way of looking forward.
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* Eliminated by the [[Baltimore Crabs]], 3-1.
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*Won {{BetaSeason|8#Blessings|'''Anti Burnout'''}}, making Tigers immune to [[incinerations]] in the following season.
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*Won '''{{BetaSeason|8#Blessings|Composite}},''' sending their worst pitcher [[Nagomi Meng]] to the [[Shadows]].
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*Won {{BetaSeason|8#Blessings|'''Blind Date'''}}, stealing the 21st Most Idolized player, hitter [[Aldon Cashmoney]], and sending back [[Spears Taylor]] to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]].<br />
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|-
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|{{BetaSeason|9|β9 - Forecast}}
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|59
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|59-40
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|Quarterfinalist
  
== Incineration ==
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* Eliminated by the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], 3-1.
As no player on the team has yet been incinerated, fans will often refuse to use the word "incineration", believing that saying it will jinx the team. The most popular Tiger fan friendly alternatives are "Cursed Fire", "The Zoom", or "an invitation to Australia"
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|
==Sunbeams Antirivalry==
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*Due to the {{BetaSeason|9#Decrees|Forecast Decrees}} that passed, several players receive new [[Modifications]]:
Fans of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] have a unique relationship with the Hades Tigers that can only be described as the antithesis of a rivalry. Whenever the two teams play each other, fans cheer on the opposing team and can often be heard shouting "TIGERBEAMS!" This affinity is often attributed to the two teams having home cities located in similar environments - other teams tend to be uncomfortable in the extreme heat of the Hellmouth and Hades.  
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**[[Richmond Harrison]] receives {{ModifInline|Siphon|duration=permanent}}.
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**[[Hiroto Wilcox]] receives {{ModifInline|Friend of Crows|duration=permanent}}.
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**[[Paula Mason]] receives {{ModifInline|Fire Eater|duration=permanent}}.
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*The [[Baltimore Crabs]] win {{BetaSeason|9#Blessings|'''Fifth Base Bubble'''}}, results in the [[Fifth Base]] in Hades.
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*The [[Boston Flowers]] win {{BetaSeason|9#Blessings|'''The Shame Bubble'''}}, results in the Hades Tigers receiving {{ModifInline|Targeted Shame|duration=season}}.
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*Won {{BetaSeason|8#Blessings|'''Tag Team Pitching'''}}, improving the pitching of the Tigers and the last place team on the opposing subleague, the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]], by 10%.
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*The [[Seattle Garages]] win {{BetaSeason|9#Blessings|'''Hot Sauce Bar'''}} for their division, making [[Aldon Cashmoney]] {{ModifInline|Spicy|duration=permanent}}.<br />
  
This affinity extends to the players on both teams. Since the opening of the Hellmouth, an indeterminate number of the Tigers' roster have been dating an equally indeterminate number of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams|Hellmouth Sunbeams's]] roster at any given time, and nobody is quite sure how many or for how long. This unholy coupling has resulted in many cute Hell dates as well as corrisponding with the presence of unusual meteorologic phenomena such as raining jellyfish, frog tornadoes, and gelatin earthquakes. Any inquiries with the players as to their relationship status with the Sunbeams have resulted in such a localized weather phenomena following the inquirer for several days, so most fans and media have learned to avoid this topic altogether.  
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== Chants ==
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|{{BetaSeason|10|β10 - Backdraft}}
The Hades Tigers have several team and player-specific chants. Their most common chant, "MANY STRIPES / ONE TIGER" is a call-and-response, often heard when the Tigers score, showing the unity of the fans and the team, as well as the typo'd team name mentioned above. A less common team chant is "Yes, YES!" which stems from an ancient poem titled The Tiger, written by famous poet and 6 year old Nael.  
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|53
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|53-46
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|''Did not make Postseason.''
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|
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*The [[San Francisco Lovers]] win {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''Subleague Swap'''}}, swapping the Lovers into the [[Mild High]] division and sending the Hades Tigers to the [[Wild High]] Division.
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*Won {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''Doctor Smedley's Umpire Cream'''}}, granting the permanent team modification {{ModifInline|Fireproof|duration=permanent}}.
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*Won {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''Sealant'''}}, granting the permanent team modification {{ModifInline|Sealant|duration=permanent}}.<br />
  
Some of the iconic players on the team also have chants used by the fans when they're on the field. Whenever Landry Violence is at bat fans can always be heard chanting "Violence is the answer" or "Violence is always the answer," a play on the phrase "Violence is never the answer," which, as we all know, is completely false. "It's time for violence" can also be heard when Violence is up to bat. Fish Summer's chant is "Hot Fish Summer," a reference to the fact that they are hot, and also Fish Summer.
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|-
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|{{BetaSeason|11|β11 - Peace & Prosperity}}
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|62
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|62-42
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|Semifinalist
  
== Food Court ==
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* Eliminated by the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], 5-3.
The stadium's food court, "EAT. CONSUME. FEAST." sells many selections of different food, commonly nicknamed "the tenth circle" by locals due to the food there being worse than the cruelest tortures the demons of <code><small><sub>[ COME, DRINK MORE ]</sub></small></code> Hades have devised. Meat is only allowed for the vegans and vegan options are only allowed for nonvegans. Come get a Blood Pact Ham <code><sub><small>[ OPEN YOUR MOUTH ]</small></sub></code> burger from Morby's, try a Ghost Pepper Valley Taco from Taco Hell, or munch on a Frank Hotdog from Nathan's Hotdog's. Try the daily chef specials of our world famous inhouse sushi chef, Milkhead Kentucky Jr.! Our most popular treat are our Crackur Jacks that will sometimes have a wrapped gun inside them. Lucky winners might find a RPG launcher! Fun for the whole family!
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|Assigned the [[Arcana]] '''XV The Devil'''.
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|}
  
<sub><small><code>[ THE COURT OF GLUTTONY CALLS UPON YOU TO FEAST ]</code></small></sub>
 
  
Any conspiracy theories by nonsensical blebbers claiming the food court is actually a summoning circle and customers are playing a part in some long-term ritual planned by the builders, are rubbish. <small><sub><code>[ARE WE NOT KIND?]</code></sub></small> 
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{| class="wikitable"
== Uniforms ==
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|-
The Hades Tigers' uniforms are red the color of dried blood, with stripes in the black of the pit, with the Tigers wordmark and player number emblazoned on the jersey in the orange of the fires of the underworld.  
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! colspan="5" |Expansion Era
{|
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|-
![[File:Tigers Away Jersey.png|alt=Tigers Home Jersey|thumb|center|223x223px]]
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![[File:Hades Tigers Home Pants.jpg|alt=Tigers Home Pants|center|thumb|205x205px]]
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!Season
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!Record
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!Wins
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!Division Placement
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!Season Notes
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|-
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|12
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|72-27
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|74
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|1st
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|Defeated the [[Seattle Garages]] 3-2 to become the Internet League Champions.
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|-
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|13
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|58-41
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|58
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|3rd
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|Failed to make playoffs.
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|-
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|14
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|61-38
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|61
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|1st
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|Eliminated in the semifinals by the [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] 3-1.
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|-
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|15
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|58-41
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|58
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|1st
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|Eliminated in the semifinals by the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] 3-1.
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|-
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|16
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|51-48
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|52
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|2nd
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|Failed to make playoffs, but received a Wild Card slot.
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Eliminated in the Wild Card round by the [[Chicago Firefighters]] 2-0.
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|-
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|17
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|39-60
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|38
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|6th
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|Failed to make playoffs.
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|-
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|18
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|61-38
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|61
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|1st
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|Eliminated in the semifinals by the [[Boston Flowers]] 3-0.
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|-
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|19
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|53-46
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| -51
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|3rd
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|Failed to make playoffs.
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|-
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|20
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|45-54
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|49
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|3rd
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|Failed to make playoffs.
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|-
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|21
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|56-43
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|65
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|2nd
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|Eliminated in the Overbracket finals by the [[Baltimore Crabs]] 3-0.
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|-
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|22
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|26-73
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|34
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|6th
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|Eliminated in the Underbracket quarterfinals by the [[Houston Spies]] 3-2.
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|-
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|23
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|30-69
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|40
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|6th
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|Eliminated in the Underbracket semifinals by the [[Atlantis Georgias]] 3-1.
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|-
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|24
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|54-45
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|25
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|N/A
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|Nullified on Day 99 after reaching the [[Vault]].
 
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== Fan Art ==
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==Official League Records==
[[File:TigersLogo Cobaltcakes.png|none|thumb|304x304px|Logo by [https://twitter.com/4damAvenue Cobaltcakes].]]<br />
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The Hades Tigers are three-time Internet League Champions thanks to their victories in {{BetaSeason|3}}, {{BetaSeason|4}}, and {{BetaSeason|12}}.
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The Tigers had arguably the strongest roster in the league during Season 3 and Season 4, with the highest overall star count for both lineup players and pitchers at the start of the latter. This roster was in part assembled by stealing players, with both [[Jessica Telephone]] and [[Mclaughlin Scorpler]] having been taken from their previous teams via [[blessings]]. However, Telephone was lost midway through season 4 to Feedback.
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During the Season 4 elections, the Tigers received the '''Solidarity''' [[blessing]], boosting the team's maximum vibes by 15%. However, 5-star pitcher [[Yazmin Mason]] was rerolled by the '''Alternate Reality''' [[decree]] into a 2.5 star pitcher. During Season 5, the team also played under the effects of the '''Targeted Shame''' blessing, forcing them to start the next match after being shamed with negative runs.
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The loss of Jessica Telephone and Yazmin Mason was compounded by losing [[Fish Summer]] to feedback in season 6, and then losing a devastating four players to incinerations caused by [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] in season 7, pushing the Tigers out of playoff contention for the first time in the team's history. In the {{BetaSeason|7|elections}}, the Tigers won '''Paracausal Event''' and '''Pretty Plz''', rerolling Richmond Harrison and Spears Taylor and providing a 4% overall hitting boost, helping to recover from their losses and make a third internet series appearance against the [[Baltimore Crabs]].
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In the {{BetaSeason|8#Election Results|@ elections}}, the Tigers won '''Anti-Burnout''', making them immune to [[incineration]] in Season 9, '''Composite''' sending Nagomi Meng to the Shadows, and '''Blind Date''', trading Spears Taylor for [[Aldon Cashmoney]]. The offensive boost Cashmoney brought to the lineup led to an impressive 603 runs scored that season, the second-most in league history after the season 3 Tigers' 609-run season.<ref>https://blaseball-reference.com/standings</ref> However, the abduction of [[Peanutiel Duffy]] by the [[The Shelled One|Shelled One]] left the Tigers missing a key offensive player for the next season.
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The Tigers won the '''Tag Team Pitching''' blessing during the {{BetaSeason|9#Election|@ Election}}, which improved their pitching and that of the [[Unlimited Tacos]] by 10%. Due to the Tigers lack of power hitting (in part caused by Duffy's abduction) the '''Fifth Base Bubble''' [[Blessings|blessing]] gave the Tigers significant trouble, resulting in poor performance and the Tigers missing the playoffs for the second time since the league began.
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During the {{BetaSeason|10#Election|@ Election}}, the Tigers won the '''Sealant''' blessing, giving the team the [[Modifications|Sealant]] modification and making them unable to have blood stolen in [[Blooddrain]]. In the same election they also won the '''Doctor Smedley's Umpire Cream''' blessing, which made the team permanently [[Modifications|Fireproof]]. The Season 10 election also moved the Tigers to the Wild League as part of the [[San Francisco Lovers]]' win of the '''Subleague Swap''' blessing.
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In the {{BetaSeason|11#Election Results|@ elections}}, the Tigers were assigned the [[Arcana]] '''XV The Devil'''.
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In {{BetaSeason|12}}, after the long process of rebuilding the team since [[Ruby Tuesday]], the Tigers secured their third championship win. In addition, the Tigers received the {{BetaSeason|12#Wills|'''Trust'''}} will, giving [[Zion Aliciakeyes]] the [[Modifications|'''Flippers''']] Modification. The Tigers also recieved the {{BetaSeason|12#Wills|'''Foreshadow'''}} will, sending [[Ren Morin]] to the shadows in exchange for [[Matteo Triumphant]]. However, the team lost star player [[Aldon Cashmoney]] to a {{BetaSeason|12#Wills|'''Plunder'''}} will from the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], receiving the shelled [[Nerd Pacheco]] in exchange.
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In the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}, the Tigers received a {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Plunder'''}} will, trading [[Richmond Harrison]] to the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] for [[Aldon Cashmoney]], and an {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will, trading [[Carmelo Plums]] to the [[Seattle Garages]] for [[Paula Turnip]]. They were also targeted for an '''Exchange''' by the [[Philly Pies]], trading [[Nerd Pacheco]] for [[Nicholas Mora]].
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During the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}, [[Gabriel Griffith]] was traded for [[NaN]] of the [[San Francisco Lovers]] as a result of the {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will. [[Gabriel Griffith]] was traded for [[Dunlap Figueroa]] of the [[Chicago Firefighters]] as a result of the {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will.
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[[Mummy Melcon]]'s  stats were boosted as a result of the {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Infuse'''}} will. Additionally, The Tigers' pitching was boosted as a result of the {{BetaSeason|14#Blessings|'''Non-Dominant Arms'''}} Blessing.
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In the {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, the Tigers were granted the {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Plunder'''}} will, which gave them [[Jessica Telephone]] and sent [[Usurper Violet]] to the [[Philly Pies]]. In addition, they used the {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Move'''}} will to send [[Mummy Melcon]] to the [[Shadows]]. The Tigers also won the blessings {{BetaSeason|15#Blessings|'''Shadow Defense Practice'''}}, which boosted their shadow players' defense by 1 to 12%, and {{BetaSeason|15#Blessings|'''Triple Crown'''}}, which improved [[Paula Mason|Paula Mason]]'s ground friction by 40%
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In the {{BetaSeason|16#Election Results|@ elections}}, the Tigers received the {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|'''Transfuse'''}} will, which increased [[Dunlap Figueroa]]'s pitching (no stats were decreased as they were all at their current floor), and the {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will, trading [[Hiroto Wilcox]] to the [[Seattle Garages]] for [[Lenny Marijuana]]. They also won the {{BetaSeason|16#Blessings|'''Middle of the Pack'''}} blessing, giving [[Aldon Cashmoney]] the {{ModLink|Middling}} modification; the {{BetaSeason|16#Blessings|'''Fashionably Late'''}} blessing, giving [[Randy Castillo]] the {{ModLink|Late to the Party}} modification; and the {{BetaSeason|16#Blessings|'''Fired Up'''}} blessing, receiving the {{ModLink|Fiery}} modification as a team and changing all team members' blood types to Fire.
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In the {{BetaSeason|17#Election Results|@ elections}}, the Tigers received the {{BetaSeason|17#Wills|'''Transfuse'''}} will, which increased [[Dunlap Figueroa]]'s pitching while decreasing their baserunning, and the {{BetaSeason|17#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will, trading [[Lenny Marijuana]] back to the [[Seattle Garages]] for [[Hiroto Wilcox]].
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==Team Overview==
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{{Community Lore}}
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<small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Hades Tigers/History]].</small>
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The Tigers play at [[Sixth Circle Stadium]] (also called "The Amphitheater" or "The Orpheum" by some locals), located in the heart of downtown [[Tartarus]], [[Hades]].
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[[Hades]], god of the underworld, publicly presents himself as the owner of the Tigers. He uses the team as a means of promoting his brand in order to attract more worshippers. Legally, [[Persephone]] is listed as the owner, but this may be a tax evasion scheme by Hades.
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The team is technically called the Hades Tiger's, as evidenced by the "Many stripes! One tiger!" chant commonly heard during games. Due to a typography error in a bulk merchandise order, this fact is little-known and rarely respected by other teams.
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==Staff==
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*[[Fearful Symmetry]] - General Manager
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*[[Kick Rocks]] - Pitching Coach
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*[[Beyonceknowles Aliciakeyes]] - Bench Coach
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*[[That Bombastic]] - First Base Coach
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*[[Dr. Pecota]] - On-Staff Physician
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*[[Orpheus]] - Announcer
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*The Hades Tigers do not have a batting coach. If you see any individual claiming to be a Hades Tigers batting coach, do not interact with them, avoid eye contact, and report them to the local authorities '''immediately.'''
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==Mascots==
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The current Hades Tigers mascot is a mysterious spirit referred to by many names, most commonly [[The Presence]]. It is said to haunt Sixth Circle Stadium, and fans report many anecdotal, unconfirmed, and wildly contradictory sightings of it.
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When the team was founded, [[Dave the Devil]] was originally planned to be their mascot. These plans were cancelled after the costume (and the intern inside) were found ripped to shreds, covered in claw and bite marks consistent with a tiger attack.
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==Fan Culture==
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<small>For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see [[Hades Tigers/Fan Culture]].</small>
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===Never Look Back===
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The Hades Tigers’ slogan, “Never Look Back,” is emblematic not just of their pitching strategy, which leaves them open to second base being stolen at an alarming frequency, but a way of life. A typical Hades Tiger fan will refuse to dwell on their past failings or answer questions about historical events more than a few days old. The Tigers are also strongly opposed to necromancy.
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The Tigers are known for having several player-specific chants, which can be found [[Hades Tigers/Fan Culture#Chants|here]].
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Tigers fans and [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] fans are close allies, often rooting for the other team. This relationship is often described as an "antirivalry."
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==Fan Works==
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File:TigersLogo Cobaltcakes.png|Logo by [https://twitter.com/4damAvenue Cobaltcakes].
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File:TigersLineup.png|Season 3 lineup by [https://twitter.com/wrendorphin Wren].
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File:Hades Tigers logo.png|Logo by DonnFirinne on Discord
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File:Hades Tigers Logo.png|Hades Tiger Logo by [https://twitter.com/wrendorphin Wren]
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File:Hades tigers neonshudder.jpg|Poster by [https://twitter.com/neonshudder jhm].
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File:Tigerslogocoblin.png|Logo by [https://twitter.com/Krasi_Savov Coblin]
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File:The Rotation.jpg|Season 10 rotation by {{Twitter|name=PomegranateSee3}}
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File:Pink Tigers.jpg|Hades Tigers Logo by [https://twitter.com/occultclassic/status/1455068491879387141 occultclassic]
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Latest revision as of 17:20, 24 March 2024

The Hades Tigers are a Blaseball team in the Awful Good division of the Good Conference. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season A. Previously, they played in the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League, the Mild High division of the Mild League, and the Wild High division of the Wild League.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows
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Expansion Era

Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Select Tlopps player cards can be found here.

Former Players

Incinerations

Feedback

Blessings and Trades

Preserved in the Vault

Faded to Dust

Season Results

Discipline Era (Seasons 1-11)

Discipline Era
Season Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
β1 - The Return 63 63-36 Quarterfinalists

Due to unknown errors, two additional blessings were processed:

β2 - The Discipline Era 63 63-36 Quarterfinalists
β3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty 70 70-29 ILB Champions
β4 - Feedback 68 68-31 ILB Champions
  • The Targeted Shame Decree passes and when the top 4 teams (including the Tigers) are shamed, they will start the next game with negative runs equal to their shame.
β5 - Reverb 55 55-44 Quarterfinalists
β6 - Idols 57 57-42 Semifinalists Received no blessings.
β7 - Getting Shelled 51 51-48 Did not make Postseason.
β8 - Rest in Violence 64 64-35 Mild League Champions & Finalists
β9 - Forecast 59 59-40 Quarterfinalist
β10 - Backdraft 53 53-46 Did not make Postseason.
β11 - Peace & Prosperity 62 62-42 Semifinalist Assigned the Arcana XV The Devil.


Expansion Era
Season Record Wins Division Placement Season Notes
12 72-27 74 1st Defeated the Seattle Garages 3-2 to become the Internet League Champions.
13 58-41 58 3rd Failed to make playoffs.
14 61-38 61 1st Eliminated in the semifinals by the LA Unlimited Tacos 3-1.
15 58-41 58 1st Eliminated in the semifinals by the Mexico City Wild Wings 3-1.
16 51-48 52 2nd Failed to make playoffs, but received a Wild Card slot.

Eliminated in the Wild Card round by the Chicago Firefighters 2-0.

17 39-60 38 6th Failed to make playoffs.
18 61-38 61 1st Eliminated in the semifinals by the Boston Flowers 3-0.
19 53-46 -51 3rd Failed to make playoffs.
20 45-54 49 3rd Failed to make playoffs.
21 56-43 65 2nd Eliminated in the Overbracket finals by the Baltimore Crabs 3-0.
22 26-73 34 6th Eliminated in the Underbracket quarterfinals by the Houston Spies 3-2.
23 30-69 40 6th Eliminated in the Underbracket semifinals by the Atlantis Georgias 3-1.
24 54-45 25 N/A Nullified on Day 99 after reaching the Vault.

Official League Records

The Hades Tigers are three-time Internet League Champions thanks to their victories in Season β3, Season β4, and Season β12.

The Tigers had arguably the strongest roster in the league during Season 3 and Season 4, with the highest overall star count for both lineup players and pitchers at the start of the latter. This roster was in part assembled by stealing players, with both Jessica Telephone and Mclaughlin Scorpler having been taken from their previous teams via blessings. However, Telephone was lost midway through season 4 to Feedback.

During the Season 4 elections, the Tigers received the Solidarity blessing, boosting the team's maximum vibes by 15%. However, 5-star pitcher Yazmin Mason was rerolled by the Alternate Reality decree into a 2.5 star pitcher. During Season 5, the team also played under the effects of the Targeted Shame blessing, forcing them to start the next match after being shamed with negative runs.

The loss of Jessica Telephone and Yazmin Mason was compounded by losing Fish Summer to feedback in season 6, and then losing a devastating four players to incinerations caused by Jaylen Hotdogfingers in season 7, pushing the Tigers out of playoff contention for the first time in the team's history. In the elections, the Tigers won Paracausal Event and Pretty Plz, rerolling Richmond Harrison and Spears Taylor and providing a 4% overall hitting boost, helping to recover from their losses and make a third internet series appearance against the Baltimore Crabs.

In the Season β8 elections, the Tigers won Anti-Burnout, making them immune to incineration in Season 9, Composite sending Nagomi Meng to the Shadows, and Blind Date, trading Spears Taylor for Aldon Cashmoney. The offensive boost Cashmoney brought to the lineup led to an impressive 603 runs scored that season, the second-most in league history after the season 3 Tigers' 609-run season.[1] However, the abduction of Peanutiel Duffy by the Shelled One left the Tigers missing a key offensive player for the next season.

The Tigers won the Tag Team Pitching blessing during the Season β9 Election, which improved their pitching and that of the Unlimited Tacos by 10%. Due to the Tigers lack of power hitting (in part caused by Duffy's abduction) the Fifth Base Bubble blessing gave the Tigers significant trouble, resulting in poor performance and the Tigers missing the playoffs for the second time since the league began.

During the Season β10 Election, the Tigers won the Sealant blessing, giving the team the Sealant modification and making them unable to have blood stolen in Blooddrain. In the same election they also won the Doctor Smedley's Umpire Cream blessing, which made the team permanently Fireproof. The Season 10 election also moved the Tigers to the Wild League as part of the San Francisco Lovers' win of the Subleague Swap blessing.

In the Season β11 elections, the Tigers were assigned the Arcana XV The Devil.

In Season β12, after the long process of rebuilding the team since Ruby Tuesday, the Tigers secured their third championship win. In addition, the Tigers received the Trust will, giving Zion Aliciakeyes the Flippers Modification. The Tigers also recieved the Foreshadow will, sending Ren Morin to the shadows in exchange for Matteo Triumphant. However, the team lost star player Aldon Cashmoney to a Plunder will from the Hellmouth Sunbeams, receiving the shelled Nerd Pacheco in exchange.

In the Season β13 elections, the Tigers received a Plunder will, trading Richmond Harrison to the Hellmouth Sunbeams for Aldon Cashmoney, and an Exchange will, trading Carmelo Plums to the Seattle Garages for Paula Turnip. They were also targeted for an Exchange by the Philly Pies, trading Nerd Pacheco for Nicholas Mora.

During the Season β14 elections, Gabriel Griffith was traded for NaN of the San Francisco Lovers as a result of the Exchange will. Gabriel Griffith was traded for Dunlap Figueroa of the Chicago Firefighters as a result of the Exchange will. Mummy Melcon's stats were boosted as a result of the Infuse will. Additionally, The Tigers' pitching was boosted as a result of the Non-Dominant Arms Blessing.

In the Season β15 elections, the Tigers were granted the Plunder will, which gave them Jessica Telephone and sent Usurper Violet to the Philly Pies. In addition, they used the Move will to send Mummy Melcon to the Shadows. The Tigers also won the blessings Shadow Defense Practice, which boosted their shadow players' defense by 1 to 12%, and Triple Crown, which improved Paula Mason's ground friction by 40%

In the Season β16 elections, the Tigers received the Transfuse will, which increased Dunlap Figueroa's pitching (no stats were decreased as they were all at their current floor), and the Equivalent Exchange will, trading Hiroto Wilcox to the Seattle Garages for Lenny Marijuana. They also won the Middle of the Pack blessing, giving Aldon Cashmoney the Middling modification; the Fashionably Late blessing, giving Randy Castillo the Late to the Party modification; and the Fired Up blessing, receiving the Fiery modification as a team and changing all team members' blood types to Fire.

In the Season β17 elections, the Tigers received the Transfuse will, which increased Dunlap Figueroa's pitching while decreasing their baserunning, and the Equivalent Exchange will, trading Lenny Marijuana back to the Seattle Garages for Hiroto Wilcox.

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Hades Tigers/History.

The Tigers play at Sixth Circle Stadium (also called "The Amphitheater" or "The Orpheum" by some locals), located in the heart of downtown Tartarus, Hades.

Hades, god of the underworld, publicly presents himself as the owner of the Tigers. He uses the team as a means of promoting his brand in order to attract more worshippers. Legally, Persephone is listed as the owner, but this may be a tax evasion scheme by Hades.

The team is technically called the Hades Tiger's, as evidenced by the "Many stripes! One tiger!" chant commonly heard during games. Due to a typography error in a bulk merchandise order, this fact is little-known and rarely respected by other teams.

Staff

Mascots

The current Hades Tigers mascot is a mysterious spirit referred to by many names, most commonly The Presence. It is said to haunt Sixth Circle Stadium, and fans report many anecdotal, unconfirmed, and wildly contradictory sightings of it.

When the team was founded, Dave the Devil was originally planned to be their mascot. These plans were cancelled after the costume (and the intern inside) were found ripped to shreds, covered in claw and bite marks consistent with a tiger attack.

Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Hades Tigers/Fan Culture.

Never Look Back

The Hades Tigers’ slogan, “Never Look Back,” is emblematic not just of their pitching strategy, which leaves them open to second base being stolen at an alarming frequency, but a way of life. A typical Hades Tiger fan will refuse to dwell on their past failings or answer questions about historical events more than a few days old. The Tigers are also strongly opposed to necromancy.

The Tigers are known for having several player-specific chants, which can be found here.

Tigers fans and Hellmouth Sunbeams fans are close allies, often rooting for the other team. This relationship is often described as an "antirivalry."

Fan Works