Beyonceknowles Aliciakeyes

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Beyonceknowles Aliciakeyes (pronounced “Eyes All Eyes” as the b, o, n, c, e, k, n, o, w, l, i, c, I, a and k are all silent) is the parent of Hades Tigers’ player Zion Aliciakeyes, bench coach of the Hades Tiger’s and head of custodial services at The Amphitheater.

A regular Hades Imp, Beyonceknowles Alicakeyes became the Tigers' bench coach not through any particular affiliation to the Tigers; rather, she was fixing the physical benches in the Tigers' dugout, and Kick Rocks thought she was doing such a good job that Kick Rocks promoted her on the spot.