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===The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)=== | ===The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)=== | ||
{| class="wikitable alternating-rows mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 100%" | {| class="wikitable alternating-rows mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 100%" | ||
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+ | |||
+ | ==Season Results== | ||
+ | ===The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)=== | ||
+ | {| class="wikitable alternating-rows mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 100%" | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | ! colspan="5" |Discipline Era | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | !Season | ||
+ | !Wins | ||
+ | !Record | ||
+ | !Postseason | ||
+ | !Season Summary | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 1|1 - The Return]] | ||
+ | |50 | ||
+ | |50-49 | ||
+ | |Did not qualify. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *Did not receive any blessings in the election. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 2|2 - The Discipline Era]] | ||
+ | |55 | ||
+ | |55-44 | ||
+ | |'''Quarterfinalists''' | ||
+ | L 0-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]] | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 2#Blessings|Defection]] blessing with 3% of the vote, stealing [[PolkaDot Patterson]] from the [[Baltimore Crabs]], and sending back [[Oliver Notarobot]]. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 3|3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty]] | ||
+ | |53 | ||
+ | |53-46 | ||
+ | |'''Quarterfinalists''' | ||
+ | L 2-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]] | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *Did not receive any blessings in the election. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 4|4 - Feedback]] | ||
+ | |53 | ||
+ | |53-46 | ||
+ | |'''Quarterfinalists''' | ||
+ | L 2-3 vs. [[Hades Tigers]] | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Season 4#Election Results|Alternate Reality]] decree, Moist Talkers batter [[Jesús Koch]] and pitcher [[Jenkins Good]] had their alternates called, resulting in a reroll of their stats. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 4#Blessings|Questioning Their Every Decision]] blessing with 8% of the vote, impairing the vibes of the [[Houston Spies]], [[Miami Dale]], [[Seattle Garages]], and [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] by 7%. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 5|5 - Reverb]] | ||
+ | |55 | ||
+ | |55-44 | ||
+ | |'''Semifinalists''' | ||
+ | W 3-1 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]<br /> | ||
+ | L 2-3 vs. [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Season 5#Election Results|High Filter]] decree, the Moist Talkers were moved into the new [[Mild League|Mild High]] division. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 5#Blessings|Flame-Resistant Foam]] blessing with 8% of the vote, making them immune to [[incineration]] for Season 6. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 6|6 - Idols]] | ||
+ | |48 | ||
+ | |48-51 | ||
+ | |Did not qualify. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *Did not receive any blessings in the election. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 7|7 - Getting Shelled]] | ||
+ | |42 | ||
+ | |42-57 | ||
+ | |Did not qualify. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 7#Blessings|Scorpler's Jacket]] blessing with 3% of the vote, granting [[Jesús Koch]] Mclaughlin Scorpler's Memorial Fireproof Jacket, and making them immune to incineration. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 8|8 - Rest in Violence]] | ||
+ | |48 | ||
+ | |48-51 | ||
+ | |Did not qualify. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 8#Blessings|Barrel of Tiny Eggs]] blessing with 16% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 [[peanuts]]. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 9|9 - Forecast]] | ||
+ | |50 | ||
+ | |50-49 | ||
+ | |Did not qualify. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *Due to the Season 9 [[Season 9#Decrees|Forecast Decrees]], [[Beans McBlase]] gained {{ModifInline|Siphon}}, [[Jenkins Good]] gained {{ModifInline|Friend of Crows}}, and [[Fish Summer]] gained {{ModifInline|Fire Eater}} modifications. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Eat me, Drink me]] blessing with 2% of the vote, boosting [[Beans McBlase]]'s Power and Max Vibes, but decreasing their Baserunning. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting]] blessing with 7% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Unlimited Tacos]] by 10%. | ||
+ | *Third, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Boatload of Tiny Eggs]] blessing with 45% of the vote, granting all fans of the Canada Moist Talkers 10000 peanuts. | ||
+ | *Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 9#Blessings|Fishing Net]] blessing with 9% of the vote, maxing out the defensive stats of [[Cedric Spliff]]. | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Baltimore Crabs|Crabs]] winning the [[Season 9#Blessings|Fifth Base Bubble]] blessing, [[Modifications#The Fifth Base|Fifth Base]] was inflicted on the Moist Talkers for Season 10. | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Boston Flowers|Flowers]] winning the [[Season 9#Blessings|The Shame Bubble]] blessing, [[Modifications#Targeted Shame|Targeted Shame]] was inflicted on the Moist Talkers for Season 10. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 10|10 - Backdraft]] | ||
+ | |67 | ||
+ | |67-32 | ||
+ | |'''Quarterfinalists''' | ||
+ | L 1-3 vs. [[New York Millennials]] | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Shelled One]]'s defeat on [[Day X]], [[York Silk]] fell to the Moist Talkers as a lineup player. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 10#Blessings|Divisional Swap]] blessing with 38% of the vote, swapping divisions into [[Mild League|Mild Low]], and sending the [[Philly Pies]] into Mild High. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 11|11 - Peace & Prosperity]] | ||
+ | |65 | ||
+ | |65-39 | ||
+ | |'''Quarterfinalists''' | ||
+ | L 1-3 vs. [[Yellowstone Magic]] | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 11#Blessings|V]] blessing with 51% of the vote, granting them V The Hierophant as their [[Arcana|Tarot Card]]. | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 24)=== | ||
+ | {| class="wikitable alternating-rows mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width: 100%" | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | ! colspan="5" |Expansion Era | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | !Season | ||
+ | !Wins | ||
+ | !Record | ||
+ | !Postseason | ||
+ | !Season Summary | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 12|12 - The Expansion Era]] | ||
+ | |55 | ||
+ | |55-44 | ||
+ | |Did not qualify. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 12#Wills|Trust]] will with a 1% chance, granting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] the {{ModifInline|Flippers}} [[Modifications#Flippers|modification]]. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 12#Wills|Infuse]] will with a 43% chance, granting [[Greer Lott]] a stat increase from {{Star Change|11.5|15.9}} combined stars. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 12#Blessings|Earlbirds]] blessing with 2% of the vote, giving the team the {{ModifInline|Earlbirds}} modification for Season 13's Earlseason. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 12#Blessings|Tag Team Hitting]] blessing with 4% of the vote, boosting the hitting of the Moist Talkers and the [[Ohio Worms]] by 10%. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 13|13 - Home Free]] | ||
+ | |57 | ||
+ | |57-42 | ||
+ | |'''Quarterfinalists''' | ||
+ | L 2-3 vs. [[Hawai'i Fridays]] | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 13#Wills|Foreshadow]] will with a 26% chance, shadowing [[Mooney Doctor]] in exchange for [[Shirai McElroy]]. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 13#Wills|Plunder]] will with a 6% chance, targeting [[PolkaDot Patterson]] in exchange for the freshly-unshadowed [[Shirai McElroy]]. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 13|High Pressure]] blessing with 25% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|High Pressure}} [[Modifications#High Pressure|modification]]. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 14|14 - The -ides]] | ||
+ | |68 | ||
+ | |68-31 | ||
+ | |'''ILB Champions''' | ||
+ | W 3-0 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]<br> | ||
+ | W 3-2 vs. [[Yellowstone Magic]]<br> | ||
+ | W 3-0 vs. [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 14|Infuse]] will with a 5% chance, granting [[Lucien Patchwork]] a stat increase from {{Star Change|6.0|11.1}} combined stars. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 14#Wills|Revoke]] will with a 38% chance, revoking [[Bright Zimmerman]], who then roamed to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 14#Blessings|Headliners]] blessing with 7% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 15|15 - Live Bait]] | ||
+ | |62 | ||
+ | |62-37 | ||
+ | |'''ILB Champions''' | ||
+ | W 3-1 vs. [[New York Millennials]]<br> | ||
+ | W 3-1 vs. [[Baltimore Crabs]]<br> | ||
+ | W 3-1 vs. [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Season 15#Decrees|Bats]] decree, all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster received a Bat item. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 15#Wills|Transfuse]] will with a 4% chance, granting [[Greer Lott]] a pitching stat increase of {{Star Change|3.4|4.6}} while giving them a batting star decrease of {{Star Change|4.4|4.2}} . | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 15#Wills|Plunder]] will with an 11% chance, targeting [[York Silk]] in exchange for [[Fish Summer]]. | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Dallas Steaks|Steaks]]' [[Season 15#Wills|Plunder]] will, [[Sixpack Dogwalker]] was traded to the Moist Talkers for [[PolkaDot Patterson]]. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 15#Blessings|Water Logged]] blessing with 43% of the vote, granting the team the {{ModifInline|H20}} [[Blood Type|blood type]]. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 16|16 - Mass Production]] | ||
+ | |64 | ||
+ | |64-35 | ||
+ | |'''Quarterfinalists''' | ||
+ | L 2-3 vs. [[Core Mechanics]] | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 16#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 13% chance, trading [[Alston Cerveza]] for [[Richmond Harrison]] of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 16#Wills|Foreshadow]] will with a 36% chance, shadowing [[Sixpack Dogwalker]] in exchange for [[Augusto Reddick]]. | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]]' [[Season 16#Wills|Plunder]] will, [[Carmelo Plums]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[York Silk]]. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 17|17 - Collections]] | ||
+ | |54 | ||
+ | |54-45 | ||
+ | |Did not qualify. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 17#Wills|Move]] will with a 12% chance, moving [[Carmelo Plums]] from the lineup to the rotation. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 17#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Carmelo Plums]] for [[Goobie Ballson]] of the [[Chicago Firefighters]]. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Wyatt Mason (Season 14 birth)/IF-14.81|Necklace Supply Run]] blessing with 6% of the vote, granting all players on the Moist Talkers' active roster with an available item slot a Necklace. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 17|Handcrafted Necklace Drop]] blessing, granting [[Commissioner Vapor]] a Head Necklace item after dropping their Chunky Bat. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 18|18 - New Editions]] | ||
+ | |42 | ||
+ | |42-57 | ||
+ | |Did not qualify. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 18#Wills|Alternate Trust]] will with a 2% chance, calling in an alternate for [[Greer Lott]], who gained both the {{ModifInline|Alternate}} and {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Alternate|modifications]]. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 18#Wills|Shadow Infuse]] will with a 22% chance, granting [[London Simmons]] a batting stat increase of {{Star Change|3.0|4.1}} . | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Miami Dale|Dale]]'s [[Season 18#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[Randy Dennis]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Richmond Harrison]]. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 18#Blessings|Slow Build]] blessing with 23% of the vote, granting all lineup players the {{ModifInline|Slow Build}} [[Modifications#Slow Build|modification]]. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers also won the [[Tokyo Lift/Season 18|Open Floor Plan]] blessing with 17% of the vote, granting Gleek Arena the {{ModifInline|Open Floor Plan}} [[Modifications#Open Floor Plan|modification]]. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 19|19 - Undertow]] | ||
+ | | -58 | ||
+ | |58-41 | ||
+ | |Did not qualify. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *For finishing in the last four teams in the league, the Moist Talkers became a recipient of {{ModifInline|Free Wills}}. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 19#Wills|Alternate Trust]] will with a 6% chance, calling in an alternate for [[Amos Melon]], who gained both the {{ModifInline|Alternate}} and {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Alternate|modifications]]. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 19#Wills|Shadow Infuse]] will with a 31% chance, granting [[London Simmons]] a batting stat increase of {{Star Change|4.1|5.2}} . | ||
+ | *Finally, the Moist Talkers received the [[Season 19#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Goobie Ballson]] for [[Cudi Di Batterino]] of the [[Tokyo Lift]]. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Super Roamin' Fifth Base]] blessing with 4% of the vote, granting [[Jesús Koch]] The Fifth Base after dropping their Necklace. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers also won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Shadow Helmet Supply Run]] blessing with 21% of the vote, granting all players in the Moist Talkers' shadows with an available item slot a Helmet. | ||
+ | *Third, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Headliners]] blessing with 69% of the vote, sorting their lineup by Idolatry. | ||
+ | *Lastly, the Moist Talkers won the [[Season 19#Blessings|Moderation]] blessing, granting the team the {{ModifInline|Moderation}} [[Modifications#Moderation|modification]]. | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Ohio Worms|Worms]] winning the [[Season 19#Blessings|Subtractor]] blessing, [[Cedric Spliff]] was given the {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]]. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 20|20 - Win(Win)]] | ||
+ | |40 | ||
+ | |40-59 | ||
+ | |'''Underbracket Quarterfinals''' | ||
+ | L 2-3 vs. [[San Francisco Lovers]] | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 20#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 2% chance, trading [[Beans McBlase]] for [[Greer Lott]] of the [[Philly Pies]]. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 20#Wills|Reform]] will with a 9% chance, reforming [[Cedric Spliff]]'s {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]] into {{ModifInline|Flinch}}. | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Houston Spies|Spies]] winning the [[Season 20#Blessings|Fringe Benefit]] blessing, [[Commissioner Vapor]] was sent to the [[Houston Spies|Spies]] with no replacement. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 21|21 - Red Herring]] | ||
+ | |67 | ||
+ | |57-42 | ||
+ | |'''Wildcard'''<br> | ||
+ | '''Underbracket Finalists'''<br> | ||
+ | W 4-1 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]<br> | ||
+ | W 3-2 vs. [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]<br> | ||
+ | L 0-3 vs. [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 21#Wills|Magnify]] will with an 18% chance, granting [[Ziwa Mueller]] the {{ModifInline|2x}} [[Modifications#2x|modification]]. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 4% chance, trading [[Lachlan Shelton]] for [[Nicholas Mora]] of the [[Hades Tigers]]. | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Core Mechanics|Mechanics]]'s [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[PolkaDot Patterson]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Augusto Reddick]]. | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Tokyo Lift|Lift]]'s [[Season 21#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will, [[Freemium Seraph]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Cudi Di Batterino]]. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 21#Blessings|Shadow Evolution]] blessing with 8% of the vote, [[Evolution|Evolving]] the entirety of the Moist Talkers' shadows to {{EvoLevel|1}}. | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] winning the [[Season 21#Blessings|Recruit Ego]] blessing, [[Nicholas Mora]] was sent to the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] with no replacement. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 22|22 - Overdue]] | ||
+ | |41 | ||
+ | |41-58 | ||
+ | |'''Wildcard Round'''<br> | ||
+ | L 2-3 vs. [[Philly Pies]] | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers received the [[Season 22#Wills|Move]] will with a 19% chance, moving [[Greer Lott]] from the lineup to the rotation. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers also received the [[Season 22#Wills|Equivalent Exchange]] will with a 1% chance, trading [[Randy Dennis]] for [[Slosh Truk]] of the [[Atlantis Georgias]]. | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Tokyo Lift|Lift]]'s [[Season 22#Wills|Shadow Revoke]] will, [[Mags Banananana]] Roamed to the Moist Talkers' rotation. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 22#Blessings|Heads over Tails]] blessing with 0% of the vote, granting [[Ziwa Mueller]] the {{ModifInline|Negative}} [[Modifications#Negative|modification]]. | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Yellowstone Magic|Magic]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Little Swap]] blessing, [[Tiana Wheeler]] was traded to the Moist Talkers in exchange for [[Ziwa Mueller]]. | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Subtractor Avoidance]] blessing, [[Lucien Patchwork]] was given the {{ModifInline|Subtractor}} [[Modifications#Subtractor|modification]]. | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Ohio Worms|Worms]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Record Scratch]] blessing, [[Slosh Truk]] was given the {{ModifInline|Skipping}} [[Modifications#Skipping|modification]]. | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]] winning the [[Season 22#Blessings|Gachapon]] blessing, [[Tucker Flores]] was sent to the Garages' shadows with no replacement. | ||
+ | *[[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed out of the [[Hall of Flame]] to the Moist Talkers' rotation. | ||
+ | |||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 23|23 - A Set Up]] | ||
+ | |61 | ||
+ | |61-38 | ||
+ | |'''ILB Champions''' | ||
+ | W 3-1 vs. [[New York Millennials]]<br> | ||
+ | W 4-1 vs. [[Seattle Garages]]<br> | ||
+ | W 3-2 vs. [[Ohio Worms]] | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *During the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], [[Slosh Truk]], [[PolkaDot Patterson]], [[Tiana Wheeler]], and [[Eugenia Garbage]] were all sent to play for the [[Rising Stars]]. After the game, all four players fell back to the Moist Talkers, with Truk and Garbage joining the rotation, Patterson rejoining the lineup, and Wheeler reentering the shadows. | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers voted to receive the [[Season 23#Party Favors|Team Roamless Crate]] Party Favor, granting the team the {{ModifInline|Roamless}} [[Modifications#Roamless|modification]]. | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[Reader]] declaring a 'scoring play', the team was granted the {{ModifInline|Under Review}} [[Modifications#Under Review|modification]]. | ||
+ | *As a result of claiming their third championship, the Moist Talkers Evolved and gained the {{ModifInline|Flood Bath}} [[Modifications#Flood Bath|modification]]. | ||
+ | *As a result of the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Tacos]] winning the [[Season 23#Blessings|Gachapon]] blessing, [[Rosstin Andante]] was sent to the [[LA Unlimited Tacos|Tacos]]' shadows with no replacement. | ||
+ | *Both [[Mags Banananana]] and [[Alejandro Leaf]] Roamed away from the team, Roaming to the [[Hades Tigers|Tigers]] and [[Hawai'i Fridays|Fridays]] respectively. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |[[Season 24|24 - Fire Sale/Save Situation]] | ||
+ | |Did not finish. | ||
+ | |Did not finish. | ||
+ | |Did not finish. | ||
+ | | | ||
+ | *The Moist Talkers were nullified by [[Black Hole (Black Hole)]] on Day 99. | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ===Era 3 (Seasons ??? - ???)=== | ||
+ | |||
+ | <br /> | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==Team Overview== | ||
+ | {{Community Lore}} | ||
+ | <small>For a more in-depth look at the team, see [[Canada Moist Talkers/History]]</small> | ||
+ | |||
+ | The [[Canada Moist Talkers|Moist Talker's]] home stadium is [[Gleek Arena]] in the sunken city of [[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]. Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes." | ||
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+ | The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher. | ||
+ | |||
+ | As a rite of passage for new players, and also to encourage camaraderie with the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], new players are taken out shopping to buy several pairs of cool shoes. Players can expect their shoes to first get stolen by [[Beasley Gloom]], and then when they eventually pass onto the Shoe Thieves, they can often find a little bite mark from Gloom. This is considered good luck, and a good omen for coming games. | ||
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+ | {{MoistTalkersNav}} | ||
+ | {{TeamNav}} | ||
+ | <br /> | ||
+ | [[Category:Teams]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Canada]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Evil League teams]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Chaotic Evil teams]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Canada Moist Talkers]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Mild League teams]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Mild Low teams]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Internet League Blaseball]] | ||
+ | <references /> | ||
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+ | =Canada Moist Talkers WIP Player Change Table= |
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Canada Moist Talkers WIP Player Change Table
Blaseball Return Prep
The Canada Moist Talkers (formerly the Topeka Moist Talkers) are a Blaseball team that competes in the PLACEHOLDER division of the PLACEHOLDER LEAGUE.
During the Discipline Era, the Moist Talkers originally competed in the Chaotic Evil division. After the High Filter decree passed in the election following Season 5, they were placed into the Mild High division of The Mild League, later moving to the Mild Low division after the Season 10 election, where they played the entirety of the Expansion Era. They have been a member of Internet League Blaseball since Season D when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an incineration replacement for the Canada Artists.
Following Fall Ball, TBD.
Roster
Lineup | Rotation |
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Shadows | |
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Select Tlopps cards can be found here
Former Players
The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)
Beta | |||||||
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Date | Removed | Added | Cause | ||||
02 72 | Trevino Merritt | 🏏 | Simon Haley | 🗣️ | 🏏 | Incineration | |
02 EL | Oliver Notarobot | ⚾ | PolkaDot Patterson | 🦀 | ⚾ | Blessing (🗣️) | Defection |
03 19 | Kennedy Alstott | 🏏 | Lachlan Shelton | 🗣️ | 🏏 | Incineration | |
03 44 | Tyler Violet | 🏏 | Ziwa Mueller | 🗣️ | 🏏 | Incineration | |
04 28 | Joe Voorhees | 🏏 | Workman Gloom | 👟 | 🏏 | Feedback | |
06 19 | Richmond Harrison | 🏏 | Fish Summer | 🐅 | 🏏 | Feedback | |
06 23 | Lachlan Shelton | 🏏 | Antonio Wallace | 👟 | 🏏 | Feedback | |
06 82 | Hobbs Cain | 🏏 | Alston Cerveza | 🥧 | 🏏 | Feedback | |
07 32 | Elijah Bates | 🏏 | Kiki Familia | 🗣️ | 🏏 | Incineration | |
07 33 | Kiki Familia | 🏏 | Quack Enjoyable | 🗣️ | 🏏 | Incineration | |
07 33 | Antonio Wallace | 🏏 | Beans McBlase | 🗣️ | 🏏 | Incineration | |
07 81 | Workman Gloom | 🏏 | Commissioner Vapor | 🗣️ | 🏏 | Incineration | |
08 42 | Quack Enjoyable | 🏏 | Cedric Spliff | 🎸 | 🏏 | Feedback | |
08 44 | Eugenia Garbage | 🏏 | Lachlan Shelton | 👟 | 🏏 | Feedback | |
08 44 | Simon Haley | 🏏 | Eugenia Garbage | 👟 | 🏏 | Feedback | |
09 53 | Ortiz Morse | ⚾ | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | 🎸 | ⚾ | Feedback | |
09 64 | Jaylen Hotdogfingers | ⚾ | Beasley Gloom | 👟 | ⚾ | Feedback | |
10 EL | - | York Silk | 🥜 | 🏏 | Fell to Team | SHELLED ONE's Defeat | |
12 EL | PolkaDot Patterson | ⚾ | Doc Anice | 🛠️ | ⚾ | Will (🛠️) | Exchange |
13 41 | Doc Anice | ⚾ | Bright Zimmerman | 🥧 | ⚾ | Feedback | |
13 EL | Shirai McElroy | ⚾ | PolkaDot Patterson | 🛠️ | ⚾ | Will (🗣️) | Exchange |
14 87 | York Silk | 🏏 | Lucien Patchwork | 🗣️ | 🏏 | Incineration | |
14 EL | Bright Zimmerman | ⚾ | - | Will (🗣️) | Revoke | ||
15 EL | PolkaDot Patterson | ⚾ | Sixpack Dogwalker | ⚾ | Will (🥩) | Plunder | |
15 EL | Fish Summer | 🏏 | York Silk | 🦀 | 🏏 | Will (🗣️) | Plunder |
16 EL | Alston Cerveza | 🏏 | Richmond Harrison | 🌞 | 🏏 | Will (🗣️) | Equivalent Exchange |
16 EL | York Silk | 🏏 | Carmelo Plums | 🎸 | 🏏 | Will (🎸) | Plunder |
17 EL | Carmelo Plums | ⚾ | Goobie Ballson | 🔥 | ⚾ | Will (🗣️) | Equivalent Exchange |
18 LS | - | York Silk III | 🗣️ | 🏏 | Gift Shop | ||
18 EL | Richmond Harrison | 🏏 | Randy Dennis | 🚤 | 🏏 | Will (🚤) | Equivalent Exchange |
18 EL | York Silk III | 🏏 | - | Dust | |||
19 EL | Goobie Ballson | ⚾ | Cudi Di Batterino | 🏋️ | ⚾ | Will (🗣️) | Equivalent Exchange |
20 09 | Jesús Koch | 🏏 | - | Super Roamin' | |||
20 27 | - | Jesús Koch | 💋 | 🏏 | Super Roamin' | ||
20 36 | Jesús Koch | 🏏 | - | Super Roamin' | |||
20 LS | Chorby Soul VI | 🗣️ | 🏏 | Gift Shop | |||
20 92 | Greer Lott | ⚾ | Jacoby Podcast | 🥧 | ⚾ | Feedback | |
20 EL | Beans McBlase | 🏏 | Greer Lott | 🥧 | 🏏 | Will (🗣️) | Equivalent Exchange |
20 EL | Commissioner Vapor | 🏏 | - | Blessing (🕵️) | Fringe Benefit | ||
20 EL | Chorby Soul VI | 🏏 | - | Dust | |||
21 EL | Augusto Reddick | 🏏 | PolkaDot Patterson | 🛠️ | 🏏 | Will (🛠️) | Equivalent Exchange |
21 EL | Lachlan Shelton | 🏏 | Nicholas Mora | 🐅 | 🏏 | Will (🗣️) | Equivalent Exchange |
21 EL | Cudi Di Batterino | ⚾ | Freemium Seraph | 🏋️ | 🏏 | Will (🏋️) | Equivalent Exchange |
21 EL | Nicholas Mora | 🏏 | - | Blessing | Recruit Ego | ||
22 LS | - | Liquid Friend XII | 🗣️ | 🏏 | Gift Shop | ||
22 LS | - | Uncle Plasma XII | 🗣️ | ⚾ | Gift Shop | ||
22 EL | Randy Dennis | 🏏 | Slosh Truk | 🏏 | Will (🗣️) | Equivalent Exchange | |
22 EL | Tucker Flores | 👥 | - | Blessing (🎸) | Gachapon | ||
22 EL | Ziwa Mueller | ⚾ | Tiana Wheeler | ⚾ | Blessing (✨) | Little Swap | |
22 EL | Liquid Friend XII | 🏏 | - | Dust | |||
22 EL | - | Mags Banananana | 🏋️ | ⚾ | Roamin' | ||
22 EL | - | Alejandro Leaf | 💀 | ⚾ | Roamin' | ||
23 117 | Slosh Truk | 🏏 | - | ILB Semi-Centennial | Entered the Shadows | ||
23 117 | PolkaDot Patterson | 🏏 | - | ILB Semi-Centennial | Entered the Shadows | ||
23 117 | Tiana Wheeler | 👥 | - | ILB Semi-Centennial | |||
23 117 | Eugenia Garbage | 🏏 | - | ILB Semi-Centennial | Entered the Shadows | ||
23 117 | - | Slosh Truk | 💫 | ⚾ | ILB Semi-Centennial | ||
23 117 | - | PolkaDot Patterson | 💫 | 🏏 | ILB Semi-Centennial | ||
23 117 | - | Tiana Wheeler | 💫 | 👥 | ILB Semi-Centennial | ||
23 117 | - | Eugenia Garbage | 💫 | ⚾ | ILB Semi-Centennial | ||
23 EL | Rosstin Andante | 👥 | - | Blessing (🌮) | Gachapon | ||
23 EL | Mags Banananana | ⚾ | - | Roamin' | |||
23 EL | Alejandro Leaf | ⚾ | - | Roamin' | |||
23 EL | Uncle Plasma XII | ⚾ | - | Dust |
Season Results
The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)
Discipline Era | ||||
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Season | Wins | Record | Postseason | Season Summary |
1 - The Return | 50 | 50-49 | Did not qualify. |
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2 - The Discipline Era | 55 | 55-44 | Quarterfinalists
L 0-3 vs. Philly Pies |
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3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty | 53 | 53-46 | Quarterfinalists
L 2-3 vs. Philly Pies |
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4 - Feedback | 53 | 53-46 | Quarterfinalists
L 2-3 vs. Hades Tigers |
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5 - Reverb | 55 | 55-44 | Semifinalists
W 3-1 vs. Baltimore Crabs |
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6 - Idols | 48 | 48-51 | Did not qualify. |
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7 - Getting Shelled | 42 | 42-57 | Did not qualify. |
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8 - Rest in Violence | 48 | 48-51 | Did not qualify. |
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9 - Forecast | 50 | 50-49 | Did not qualify. |
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10 - Backdraft | 67 | 67-32 | Quarterfinalists
L 1-3 vs. New York Millennials |
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11 - Peace & Prosperity | 65 | 65-39 | Quarterfinalists
L 1-3 vs. Yellowstone Magic |
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The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 24)
Expansion Era | ||||
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Season | Wins | Record | Postseason | Season Summary |
12 - The Expansion Era | 55 | 55-44 | Did not qualify. |
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13 - Home Free | 57 | 57-42 | Quarterfinalists
L 2-3 vs. Hawai'i Fridays |
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14 - The -ides | 68 | 68-31 | ILB Champions
W 3-0 vs. Baltimore Crabs |
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15 - Live Bait | 62 | 62-37 | ILB Champions
W 3-1 vs. New York Millennials |
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16 - Mass Production | 64 | 64-35 | Quarterfinalists
L 2-3 vs. Core Mechanics |
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17 - Collections | 54 | 54-45 | Did not qualify. |
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18 - New Editions | 42 | 42-57 | Did not qualify. |
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19 - Undertow | -58 | 58-41 | Did not qualify. |
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20 - Win(Win) | 40 | 40-59 | Underbracket Quarterfinals
L 2-3 vs. San Francisco Lovers |
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21 - Red Herring | 67 | 57-42 | Wildcard Underbracket Finalists |
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22 - Overdue | 41 | 41-58 | Wildcard Round L 2-3 vs. Philly Pies |
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23 - A Set Up | 61 | 61-38 | ILB Champions
W 3-1 vs. New York Millennials |
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24 - Fire Sale/Save Situation | Did not finish. | Did not finish. | Did not finish. |
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Era 3 (Seasons ??? - ???)
Team Overview
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
For a more in-depth look at the team, see Canada Moist Talkers/History
The Moist Talker's home stadium is Gleek Arena in the sunken city of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."
The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher.
As a rite of passage for new players, and also to encourage camaraderie with the Charleston Shoe Thieves, new players are taken out shopping to buy several pairs of cool shoes. Players can expect their shoes to first get stolen by Beasley Gloom, and then when they eventually pass onto the Shoe Thieves, they can often find a little bite mark from Gloom. This is considered good luck, and a good omen for coming games.
Players | Batters | |
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Pitchers | ||
Shadows | ||
Buried | Bennett Takahashi · Justice Valenzuela · Stephanie Winters · Cell Longarms | |
Former |
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Stats | Season (NEW) | 1 |
Season (Beta) | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23· 24 | |
Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
Ballpark | Gleek Arena | |
Community Lore | ||
Staff | Michel É. Moose and Chalky Hoodwinkle · THE MAW · Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle · The Moist Owlette · H O R K · The ORB | |
Places | Halifax · Canada | |
History | Canada Moist Talkers' History | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
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