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'''Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season 10'''
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<nowiki/>{{TeamSeason
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| title        = [[Hellmouth Sunbeams|🌞 Hellmouth Sunbeams]]
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| season      = Season β10
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| dates        = October 12, 2020 - October 18, 2020
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| previous    = [[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season 9|Season β9]]
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| next        = [[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season 11|Season β11]]
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| division    = Low
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| league      = Wild
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| record      = 33-66
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| favor        = 1
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| div_place    = 5th
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| league_place = 10th
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| ilb_place    = 18th
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| postseason  = Wild Card<br>Defeated {{Teamemoji|Tacos}} 2-0<br>Defeated by {{Teamemoji|Crabs}} 0-3
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| partytime    = Day 81
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| changes      = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; min-width:13%;">Date</th><th style="text-align:left; min-width:60%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 99</td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Nucleus Cresthill]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|sunbeams}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Postseason Birth</td><td></td></tr><tr><td></td></tr></table>
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| stats        = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 60%;" colspan="2">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 27%;">Cause</th><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 04<span style="font-size:0">00</span></td><td>[[Halexandrey Walton]] drained blood from<br>[[Hahn Fox]]<br><small>Batting {{Star Change|4.3|3.8}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Tacos}}</td><td><table><tr>[[File:tgb blooddrain.png|{{{align| }}}|alt=Blooddrain|{{{size|15x15px}}}|frameless|Blooddrain]]<br>Blooddrain</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 04<span style="font-size:0">01</span></td><td>[[Halexandrey Walton]] drained blood from<br>[[Nerd Pacheco]]<br><small>Defense {{Star Change|3.3|2.8}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Tacos}}</td><td><table><tr>[[File:tgb blooddrain.png|{{{align| }}}|alt=Blooddrain|{{{size|15x15px}}}|frameless|Blooddrain]]<br>Blooddrain</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 04<span style="font-size:0">02</span></td><td>[[Dudley Mueller]] drained blood from [[Valentine Games]]<br><small>Defense {{Star Change|3.0|3.5}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Tacos}}</td><td><table><tr>[[File:tgb blooddrain.png|{{{align| }}}|alt=Blooddrain|{{{size|15x15px}}}|frameless|Blooddrain]]<br>Blooddrain</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 21</td><td>[[Dudley Mueller]] drained blood from [[Stephens Lightner]]<br><small>Defense {{Star Change|3.5|4.0}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Jazz Hands}}</td><td><table><tr>[[File:tgb blooddrain.png|{{{align| }}}|alt=Blooddrain|{{{size|15x15px}}}|frameless|Blooddrain]]<br>Blooddrain</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 21</td><td>[[Combs Estes]] drained blood from [[Dudley Mueller]]<br><small>Pitching {{Star Change|3.0|2.4}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Jazz Hands}}</td><td><table><tr>[[File:tgb blooddrain.png|{{{align| }}}|alt=Blooddrain|{{{size|15x15px}}}|frameless|Blooddrain]]<br>Blooddrain</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 24</td><td>[[Dudley Mueller]] drained blood from [[Helga Burton]]<br><small>Defense {{Star Change|4.0|4.4}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Lovers}}</td><td><table><tr>[[File:tgb blooddrain.png|{{{align| }}}|alt=Blooddrain|{{{size|15x15px}}}|frameless|Blooddrain]]<br>Blooddrain</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 38</td><td>[[Glabe Moon]] drained blood from [[Dudley Mueller]]<br><small>Defense {{Star Change|4.4|4.0}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Flowers}}</td><td><table><tr>[[File:tgb blooddrain.png|{{{align| }}}|alt=Blooddrain|{{{size|15x15px}}}|frameless|Blooddrain]]<br>Blooddrain</tr></table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 41</td><td>[[Dudley Mueller]] drained blood from [[Summers Preston]]<br><small>Defense {{Star Change|4.0|4.4}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Wings}}</td><td><table><tr>[[File:tgb blooddrain.png|{{{align| }}}|alt=Blooddrain|{{{size|15x15px}}}|frameless|Blooddrain]]<br>Blooddrain</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 56</td><td>[[Dudley Mueller]] drained blood from [[Wesley Poole]]<br><small>Batting {{Star Change|2.9|3.4}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Firefighters}}</td><td><table><tr>[[File:tgb blooddrain.png|{{{align| }}}|alt=Blooddrain|{{{size|15x15px}}}|frameless|Blooddrain]]<br>Blooddrain</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 56</td><td>[[Isaac Johnson]] drained blood from [[Dudley Mueller]]<br><small>Defense {{Star Change|4.4|4.0}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Firefighters}}</td><td><table><tr>[[File:tgb blooddrain.png|{{{align| }}}|alt=Blooddrain|{{{size|15x15px}}}|frameless|Blooddrain]]<br>Blooddrain</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 58</td><td>[[Dudley Mueller]] drained blood from [[NaN]]<br><small>Defense {{Star Change|4.0|4.4}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Lovers}}</td><td><table><tr>[[File:tgb blooddrain.png|{{{align| }}}|alt=Blooddrain|{{{size|15x15px}}}|frameless|Blooddrain]]<br>Blooddrain</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 82</td><td>[[Igneus Delacruz]] drained blood from [[Theodore Holloway]]<br><small>Defense {{Star Change|0.6|1.7}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Spies}}</td><td><table><tr>[[File:tgb blooddrain.png|{{{align| }}}|alt=Blooddrain|{{{size|15x15px}}}|frameless|Blooddrain]]<br>Blooddrain</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 82</td><td>[[Sutton Bishop]] is Partying!<br><small>Combined {{Star Change|11.1|12.3}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}</td><td><table><tr>{{GameIcon|party-popper}}<br>Party Time</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 83</td><td>[[Dudley Mueller]] drained blood from [[Reese Clark]]<br><small>Batting {{Star Change|3.4|3.9}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Spies}}</td><td><table><tr>[[File:tgb blooddrain.png|{{{align| }}}|alt=Blooddrain|{{{size|15x15px}}}|frameless|Blooddrain]]<br>Blooddrain</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 84</td><td>[[Dudley Mueller]] is Partying!<br><small>Combined {{Star Change|12.9|14.5}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}</td><td><table><tr>{{GameIcon|party-popper}}<br>Party Time</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 87</td><td>[[Sandoval Crossing]] is Partying!<br><small>Combined {{Star Change|11.6|13.0}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}</td><td><table><tr>{{GameIcon|party-popper}}<br>Party Time</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 89</td><td>[[Dudley Mueller]] is Partying!<br><small>Combined {{Star Change|14.5|15.4}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}</td><td><table><tr>{{GameIcon|party-popper}}<br>Party Time</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 91</td><td>[[Zack Sanders]] is Partying!<br><small>Combined {{Star Change|11.5|12.8}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}</td><td><table><tr>{{GameIcon|party-popper}}<br>Party Time</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 93</td><td>[[Lars Taylor]] is Partying!<br><small>Combined {{Star Change|9.0|10.3}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}</td><td><table><tr>{{GameIcon|party-popper}}<br>Party Time</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 94</td><td>[[Sutton Bishop]] is Partying!<br><small>Combined {{Star Change|12.3|13.7}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}</td><td><table><tr>{{GameIcon|party-popper}}<br>Party Time</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 95</td><td>[[Eugenia Bickle]] is Partying!<br><small>Combined {{Star Change|9.4|11.0}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}</td><td><table><tr>{{GameIcon|party-popper}}<br>Party Time</tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|10|β10}} 95</td><td>[[Nagomi Nava]] is Partying!<br><small>Combined {{Star Change|7.6|9.4}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Sunbeams}}</td><td><table><tr>{{GameIcon|party-popper}}<br>Party Time</tr></table></td></tr></td></tr></table>
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| modifs      = {{Modif|Blood Winner}}{{Modif|Base Instincts}}{{Modif|Fifth Base|β10}}
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| rules        = {{Modif|Eat the Rich}}{{Modif|Party Time}}{{Modif|Wild Cards}}
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| tidings      = [[Randall Marijuana]]<br>{{ModGain|Released}}<br>[[Emmett Internet]]<br>{{ModGain|Released}}
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| blessings    = {{Teamicon|Thieves|size=30px}}'''Tag-Team Fourth Strike'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] {{ModGain|Fourth Strike|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] {{ModGain|Fourth Strike|duration=season}}<br>{{Teamicon|Tacos|size=30px}}'''Sharing Signs'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;Batting {{PositiveChange}}10%<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;Pitching {{NegativeChange}}5%<br>{{Teamicon|Sunbeams|size=30px}}'''The Nut Button'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Sandoval Crossing]]<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Superyummy}}<br>{{Teamicon|Sunbeams|size=30px}}'''Divisional Walk in the Park'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] {{ModGain|Walk in the Park|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Houston Spies]] {{ModGain|Walk in the Park|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Unlimited Tacos]] {{ModGain|Walk in the Park|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Boston Flowers]] {{ModGain|Walk in the Park|duration=season}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Miami Dale]] {{ModGain|Walk in the Park|duration=season}}
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}}<nowiki/>
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In {{BetaSeason|10}} the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] finished last in the Wild League, and 18th in the ILB, winning two blessings and benefiting from an additional two in the {{BetaSeason|10#Election|@ Elections}}.
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Plummeting to their worst win-loss record yet, the Sunbeams put on their party hats, co-hosting [[Party Time]] with veteran partygoers, the [[Hawai'i Fridays]]. [[Wild Cards|Wild Carding]] into the postseason, the team was swept a third time in the Division Series, but made out like bandits in the Election. However, it was all overshadowed by the final events of the season which resulted in the death of a coach no one was aware could die at all, and the return of two beloved players that everyone thought were dead for good.
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==Starting Roster==
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{| class="wikitable"
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|+ style="caption-side: top; text-align: center;" | Season β10 Starting Roster
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!Lineup <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|lineup}}</span>!!Rotation <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|rotation}}</span>
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|- style="vertical-align:top;"
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|
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*[[Hahn Fox]]
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*[[Hendricks Richardson]]
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*[[Dudley Mueller]]
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*[[Sutton Bishop]]
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*[[Sigmund Castillo]]
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*[[Igneus Delacruz]]
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*[[Nerd Pacheco]]
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*[[Nagomi Nava]]
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|
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*[[Sandoval Crossing]]
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*[[Zack Sanders]]
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*[[Eugenia Bickle]]
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*[[Lars Taylor]]
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*[[Miguel James]]
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! colspan="2" | Shadows <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>
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|- style="vertical-align:top;"
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| colspan="2" | <div style="columns: 2">
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*[[Tot Best]]
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*[[Newton Underbuck]]
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*[[Jayden Wright]]
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*[[Liam Petty]]
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*[[Paula Reddick]]
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*[[Baby Sliders]]
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*[[Comfort Monreal]]
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*[[Francisca Burton]]
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*[[Chris Koch]]
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*[[Scrap Weeks]]
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*[[Avila Baker]]
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*[[Joe Voorhees]]&nbsp;👥
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*[[Lotus Clutch]]</div>
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|}
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==Season Events==
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In Season β10 the Sunbeams drained blood eight times, and had their blood drained five times.
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*On '''Day 4''' [[Halexandrey Walton]] siphoned some of [[Hahn Fox]]'s hitting ability.
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*On '''Day 4''' [[Halexandrey Walton]] siphoned some of [[Nerd Pacheco]]'s defensive ability.
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*On '''Day 4''' [[Dudley Mueller]] siphoned some of [[Valentine Games]]'s defensive ability.
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*On '''Day 21''' [[Dudley Mueller]] siphoned some of [[Stephens Lightner]]'s defensive ability.
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*On '''Day 21''' [[Combs Estes]] siphoned some of [[Dudley Mueller]]'s pitching ability.
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*On '''Day 24''' [[Dudley Mueller]] siphoned some of [[Helga Burton]]'s defensive ability.
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*On '''Day 38''' [[Glabe Moon]] siphoned some of [[Dudley Mueller]]'s defensive ability.
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*On '''Day 41''' [[Dudley Mueller]] siphoned some of [[Summers Preston]]'s defensive ability.
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*On '''Day 56''' [[Dudley Mueller]] siphoned some of [[Wesley Poole]]'s hitting ability.
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*On '''Day 56''' [[Isaac Johnson]] siphoned some of [[Dudley Mueller]]'s defensive ability.
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*On '''Day 58''' [[Dudley Mueller]] siphoned some of [[NaN]]'s defensive ability.
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*On '''Day 82''' [[Igneus Delacruz]] siphoned some of [[Theodore Holloway]]'s defensive ability.
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*On '''Day 83''' [[Dudley Mueller]] siphoned some of [[Reese Clark]]'s hitting ability.
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==Election Outcomes==
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In the Election the Sunbeams won two blessings, and were affected by an additional two:
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===Tidings===
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*[[The Hall Stars]]
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**The Deal is complete.
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**[[Randall Marijuana]] has been Released.
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**[[Emmett Internet]] has been Released.
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===Decrees===
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*'''Black Hole''' passed with 343,191 Votes, 50% of all Decree Votes.
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**TIME TANGLES
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**RETROCAUSAL EVENT RECORDED
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**INITIATING PLAYBACK:
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**WARNING: SUN 1 LOW FUEL
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**PRESSURE AT CRITICAL
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**SUN 2 WAIVERS
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===Blessings===
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*'''Tag-Team Fourth Strike''' blessed the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. {{Teamicon|thieves}}
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**The Shoe Thieves get the [[Modifications|Fourth Strike]]!
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**[[Hellmouth Sunbeams|The Sunbeams]] get the [[Modifications|Fourth Strike]]!
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**The Shoe Thieves had 16% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 141,785 votes were cast.
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*'''Sharing Signs''' blessed the [[Unlimited Tacos]]. {{Teamicon|tacos}}
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**Improved the [[Wild League|Wild Low]]'s hitting rating by 10% and impaired their pitching rating by -5%
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**The Tacos had 34% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 213,710 votes were cast.
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*'''The Nut Button''' blessed the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. {{Teamicon|sunbeams}}
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**The Sunbeams are no longer allergic to Peanuts!
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**[[Sandoval Crossing]] is suddenly [[Modifications|Superyummy]]!
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**The Sunbeams had 30% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 477,593 votes were cast.
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*'''Divisional Walk in the Park''' blessed the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. {{Teamicon|sunbeams}}
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**The [[Wild League|Wild Low]] teams all take a [[Modifications|Walk in the Park]] together!
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**The Sunbeams had 22% of the votes. The [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] were the highest bidders with 26% of the votes. 129,659 votes were cast.
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==Season Overview==
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===Late to the Party===
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<small>The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.</small><br><section begin=Season β10 />
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The season started with a bang as an [[Umpire]] finally tried to take out last surviving Precog, [[Nagomi Nava]], on Day 1 only for her to surprise everyone and eat the flame and soon after hit the League’s first [[Fire Eater|magmatic]] home run. Additionally, the team soon discovered that batter [[Dudley Mueller]] found a [[Siphon|taste for blood]], impressing everyone with how quickly it grew. Meanwhile, [[Sandoval Crossing]] became the apparent [[Friend of Crows|best friend of many birds]] that hovered around [[The Solarium]].
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[[File:2020.10.16.party.png|alt=Sunbeams Season 10 Enhanced Party Time recipients: Nagomi Nava, Zack Sanders, Eugenia Bickle, Sutton Bishop, Sandoval Crossing, Dudley Mueller, and Lars Taylor|357x275px|left|thumb|Congratulations Hellmouth Sunbeams! You are now in #PARTYTIME!<br />by [https://twitter.com/_larkine/status/1317522798093438976 '''larkine'''] ]]
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Despite all of this, the Sunbeams ended up having their worst season yet, entering [[Party Time]] on the same day as the [[Hawai'i Fridays]]. The two teams decided to host their party together, electing to hold the event on the [[Moon]], both for the incredible views and the increased distance from any kind of earth-shattering events that the threatened second [[Day X]] might bring. Making up for three seasons of missed opportunity, the team wasted no time and spent the rest of the season partying.<ref>And partying and partying some more.</ref>
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However, after the conclusion of Day 99 when the [[Wild Cards]] were drawn, the Sunbeams were dragged back to Earth as a Wild Card alongside the [[New York Millennials]]. The teams spent their time as fellow Wild Cards coming up with joint cheers such as LGMASBLDMASDMASADWCBLDWC<ref>Let's go Mills and Sunbeams baby love da Mills and Sunbeams da Mills and Sunbeams are da wild cards baby love da wild cards.</ref> and before the series even ended, they had signed a lease together, becoming [[Hellmouth Sunbeams/Rivalries#New York Millennials.2C the Roommates|long-distance roommates]]. During the series itself, the Sunbeams accidentally swept the [[Unlimited Tacos]] out of their first postseason appearance before being swept yet again by [[Baltimore Crabs]], sending the team right back to the Moon and their party.
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===RETROCAUSAL EVENT RECORDED===
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In the final game of the postseason, a single from Crabs hitter [[Tot Fox]] brought [[Silvaire Roadhouse]] home and the Crabs' score to 10. [[Sol]], the Sun, coach of the Sunbeams, patron to Sandoval Crossing, collapsed. The Moon, host to Party Time, was swallowed by the newly formed [[Black Hole]]. While everyone successfully evacuated from the Moon during, several Sunbeams with a close metaphysical connection to Sol experienced severe reactions.<ref>Including but not limited to psychic feedback, memory loss, and wilting.</ref> [[Monsieur Bean|Monsieur Bea<choose uncached=""><option>m</option><option>n</option></choose>]], former personal assistant to the recently deceased, described it as "a stressful time for the whole team".
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[[File:Combo Attack!.jpg|thumb|450x253px|alt=A digital illustration of Randy Marijuana & Emmett Internet. Randy is on the left is a, with a burn scar across his face. Water trails out of one eye. He has horns, and is holding a blaseball bat. To his right is a Emmett. Emmett has a massive monitor for a head, on which are displayed a finger pointing at the viewer, a thumbs down, and a frowny face with sunglasses. Below those on the screen are the words \"GET FUCKED\". He has wires for arms and is holding a bat and a ball. Both have large tentacles sprouting from their backs.|''“Whaddya say we hit it with a combo attack, [[Emmett Internet|Em]]?”''<br />by [https://twitter.com/sn0wglass/status/1317720517210615808 '''@sn0wglass'''] ]]
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As if that was not enough drama for the team, Day X began immediately after the postseason ended. When the [[Hall Stars]] rose, former Sunbeams [[Randall Marijuana]] and [[Emmett Internet]] were called to join their ranks. Marijuana scored the teams’ first run of the game and proved instrumental, and Internet provided an excellent soundtrack and moral support for the rest of the team. Following their Release, Marijuana and Internet returned to [[Hellmouth (town)|Hellmouth]] hand-in-hand<ref>Unfortunately for [[Ren Morin]].</ref> to reunite with their friends and family.
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===I Can-nut Believe It!===
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Over the course of the season, the Sunbeams latched on to one of the blessings being offered: Nut Button. However, this blessing was also sought by their new rivals the [[Chicago Firefighters]], resulting in many playful insults, parking lot fistfights and propaganda battles over it throughout the season. In the {{BetaSeason|10#Election|Election}}, the Sunbeams emerged victorious from the "Nut Button War", started Sharing Signs with the rest of their division, and were gifted [[The Fourth Strike|Fourth Strike]] from the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. Finally, the team won the [[Walk in the Park]] blessing and the Wild Low teams all took a Walk in the Park together!<section end=Season β10 />
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[[Category:Season β10]]

Latest revision as of 01:08, 29 January 2023

In Season β10 the Hellmouth Sunbeams finished last in the Wild League, and 18th in the ILB, winning two blessings and benefiting from an additional two in the Season β10 Elections.

Plummeting to their worst win-loss record yet, the Sunbeams put on their party hats, co-hosting Party Time with veteran partygoers, the Hawai'i Fridays. Wild Carding into the postseason, the team was swept a third time in the Division Series, but made out like bandits in the Election. However, it was all overshadowed by the final events of the season which resulted in the death of a coach no one was aware could die at all, and the return of two beloved players that everyone thought were dead for good.

Starting Roster

Season β10 Starting Roster
Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Season Events

In Season β10 the Sunbeams drained blood eight times, and had their blood drained five times.

Election Outcomes

In the Election the Sunbeams won two blessings, and were affected by an additional two:

Tidings

Decrees

  • Black Hole passed with 343,191 Votes, 50% of all Decree Votes.
    • TIME TANGLES
    • RETROCAUSAL EVENT RECORDED
    • INITIATING PLAYBACK:
    • WARNING: SUN 1 LOW FUEL
    • PRESSURE AT CRITICAL
    • SUN 2 WAIVERS

Blessings

Season Overview

Late to the Party

The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.
The season started with a bang as an Umpire finally tried to take out last surviving Precog, Nagomi Nava, on Day 1 only for her to surprise everyone and eat the flame and soon after hit the League’s first magmatic home run. Additionally, the team soon discovered that batter Dudley Mueller found a taste for blood, impressing everyone with how quickly it grew. Meanwhile, Sandoval Crossing became the apparent best friend of many birds that hovered around The Solarium.

Sunbeams Season 10 Enhanced Party Time recipients: Nagomi Nava, Zack Sanders, Eugenia Bickle, Sutton Bishop, Sandoval Crossing, Dudley Mueller, and Lars Taylor
Congratulations Hellmouth Sunbeams! You are now in #PARTYTIME!
by larkine

Despite all of this, the Sunbeams ended up having their worst season yet, entering Party Time on the same day as the Hawai'i Fridays. The two teams decided to host their party together, electing to hold the event on the Moon, both for the incredible views and the increased distance from any kind of earth-shattering events that the threatened second Day X might bring. Making up for three seasons of missed opportunity, the team wasted no time and spent the rest of the season partying.[1]

However, after the conclusion of Day 99 when the Wild Cards were drawn, the Sunbeams were dragged back to Earth as a Wild Card alongside the New York Millennials. The teams spent their time as fellow Wild Cards coming up with joint cheers such as LGMASBLDMASDMASADWCBLDWC[2] and before the series even ended, they had signed a lease together, becoming long-distance roommates. During the series itself, the Sunbeams accidentally swept the Unlimited Tacos out of their first postseason appearance before being swept yet again by Baltimore Crabs, sending the team right back to the Moon and their party.

RETROCAUSAL EVENT RECORDED

In the final game of the postseason, a single from Crabs hitter Tot Fox brought Silvaire Roadhouse home and the Crabs' score to 10. Sol, the Sun, coach of the Sunbeams, patron to Sandoval Crossing, collapsed. The Moon, host to Party Time, was swallowed by the newly formed Black Hole. While everyone successfully evacuated from the Moon during, several Sunbeams with a close metaphysical connection to Sol experienced severe reactions.[3] Monsieur Bean, former personal assistant to the recently deceased, described it as "a stressful time for the whole team".

A digital illustration of Randy Marijuana & Emmett Internet. Randy is on the left is a, with a burn scar across his face. Water trails out of one eye. He has horns, and is holding a blaseball bat. To his right is a Emmett. Emmett has a massive monitor for a head, on which are displayed a finger pointing at the viewer, a thumbs down, and a frowny face with sunglasses. Below those on the screen are the words \"GET FUCKED\". He has wires for arms and is holding a bat and a ball. Both have large tentacles sprouting from their backs.
“Whaddya say we hit it with a combo attack, Em?”
by @sn0wglass

As if that was not enough drama for the team, Day X began immediately after the postseason ended. When the Hall Stars rose, former Sunbeams Randall Marijuana and Emmett Internet were called to join their ranks. Marijuana scored the teams’ first run of the game and proved instrumental, and Internet provided an excellent soundtrack and moral support for the rest of the team. Following their Release, Marijuana and Internet returned to Hellmouth hand-in-hand[4] to reunite with their friends and family.

I Can-nut Believe It!

Over the course of the season, the Sunbeams latched on to one of the blessings being offered: Nut Button. However, this blessing was also sought by their new rivals the Chicago Firefighters, resulting in many playful insults, parking lot fistfights and propaganda battles over it throughout the season. In the Election, the Sunbeams emerged victorious from the "Nut Button War", started Sharing Signs with the rest of their division, and were gifted Fourth Strike from the Charleston Shoe Thieves. Finally, the team won the Walk in the Park blessing and the Wild Low teams all took a Walk in the Park together!


  1. And partying and partying some more.
  2. Let's go Mills and Sunbeams baby love da Mills and Sunbeams da Mills and Sunbeams are da wild cards baby love da wild cards.
  3. Including but not limited to psychic feedback, memory loss, and wilting.
  4. Unfortunately for Ren Morin.