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{{About|the Jazz Hands as they exist in the current version of Blaseball|the Jazz Hands as they existed in Beta|Broken Ridge Jazz Hands/Beta}}
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The '''Broken Ridge Jazz Hands''' (formerly the '''Breckenridge Jazz Hands''') are a [[Blaseball]] team in the Awful Evil division of the [[Evil Conference]].
  
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The Breckenridge Jazz Hands are a [[Blaseball]] team in the Wild High division of the [[Wild League]]. They have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season AA]].
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During the [[Discipline Era]], the Jazz Hands originally competed in the Chaotic Evil division of the [[Evil League]]. After the passing of the {{BetaSeason|5#Decrees 2|High Filter}} decree during the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ Elections}}, the Jazz Hands were placed into the Wild High division of the [[Wild League]], where they played for the remainder of the [[Discipline Era]] and entirety of the [[Expansion Era]]. They have been part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season B]], having previously competed in [[Ultra League Blaseball]] during [[Season A]].
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==Roster==
 
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{{RosterDisplay}}
 
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==Former Players==
 
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===Incinerations===
 
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*[[Alexandria Dracaena]] ([[Season 2#Incinerations|Season 2]], Day 80; replaced by [[Hendricks Richardson]])
 
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*[[Ogden Mendoza]] ([[Season 3#Incinerations|Season 3]], Day 23; replaced by [[August Sky]])
 
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*[[Randall Marijuana]] ([[Season 6#Incinerations|Season 6]], Day 84; replaced by [[Steph Weeks]])
 
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*[[Combs Estes]] ([[Season 13#Incinerations|Season 13]], Day 98; replaced by [[Dervin Gorczyca]])
 
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*[[Tamara Crankit]] ([[Season 18#Incinerations|Season 18]], Day 3; replaced by [[Zippy DeShields]])
 
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*[[Bauer Zimmerman]] ([[Season 18#Incinerations|Season 18]], Day 54; replaced by [[Lancelot Kane]])
 
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===Feedback Swaps===
 
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*[[Tot Fox]] ([[Season 4]], Day 25; replaced by [[Valentine Games]])
 
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*[[Valentine Games]] ([[Season 6]], Day 22; replaced by [[Conrad Vaughan]])
 
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*[[Comfort Septemberish]] ([[Season 6]], Day 41; replaced by [[Collins Melon]])
 
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*[[Hendricks Richardson]] ([[Season 6]], Day 44; replaced by [[Randall Marijuana]])
 
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*[[Agan Harrison]] ([[Season 12]], Day 61; replaced by [[Edric Tosser]])
 
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*[[Howell Rocha]] ([[Season 18]], Day 6; replaced by [[Riley Firewall]])
 
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*[[Walton Sports]] ([[Season 23]], Day 95; replaced by [[Siobhan Chark]])
 
  
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===Blessings and Trades===
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==Historic Players==
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<small>For the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' roster as of {{BetaSeason|24}}, see [[Broken Ridge Jazz Hands/Beta#Roster|the Beta Jazz Hands]]</small>
  
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*[[Bevan Underbuck]] (exchanged for [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] through the [[Season 3#Blessings| '''Highway Robbery''']] blessing at the end of [[Season 3]])
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*[[August Sky]] (exchanged for [[Combs Estes]] through the [[Season 5#Blessings | '''The Plan? Hit From The Mound''']] blessing at the end of [[Season 5]])
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! style="text-align:center;" |'''Name'''
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*[[Nagomi Mcdaniel]] (exchanged for [[Holden Stanton]] through the [[Season 6#Blessings | '''Headhunter''']] blessing at the end of [[Season 6]])
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! style="text-align:center;" |'''Duration'''
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*[[Aldon Cashmoney]] (exchanged for [[Elijah Valenzuela]] through the [[Season 6#Blessings | '''Popular by Association''']] blessing at the end of [[Season 7]])
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*[[Holden Stanton]] (exchanged for [[August Sky]] through the Jazz Hands' [[Season 13#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 13]])
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|[[Tamara Crankit]]
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*[[Conrad Vaughan]] (exchanged for [[Mikan Hammer]] through the [[New York Millennials]]' [[Season 16#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 16]])
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—{{BetaSeason|18}}, Day 3
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*[[Wyatt Pothos]] (exchanged for [[Logan Rodriguez]] through the Jazz Hands' [[Season 18#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 18]])
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*[[Logan Rodriguez]] (exchanged for [[Wyatt Pothos]] through the Jazz Hands' [[Season 19#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 19]])
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|[[Tot Fox]]
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*[[Jasper Blather]] (exchanged for [[Comfort Septemberish]] through the Jazz Hands' [[Season 21#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 21]])
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—{{BetaSeason|4}}, Day 25
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*[[Comfort Septemberish]] (exchanged for [[Quack Enjoyable]] through the [[Houston Spies]]' [[Season 21#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange''']] will at the end of [[Season 21]])
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*[[Yams Rolsenthal]] (no replacement through the [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Gachapon''']] blessing at the end of [[Season 22]])
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|[[Comfort Septemberish]]
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*[[Brewer Vapor]] (no replacement through the [[Season 23#Blessings|'''Gachapon''']] blessing at the end of [[Season 23]])
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—{{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 41
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|[[Alexandria Dracaena]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—{{BetaSeason|2}}, Day 80
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|[[Aldon Cashmoney]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—{{BetaSeason|7#Election Results|@ elections}}
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|[[Baby Doyle]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—[[Fall Ball]]
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|[[Stephens Lightner]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—{{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 44
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|[[Kathy Mathews]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—{{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 54
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|-
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|[[Bevan Underbuck]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—{{BetaSeason|3#Election Results|@ elections}}
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|[[Lowe Forbes]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—{{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 83
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|[[Campos Arias]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—{{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 69
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|[[Ogden Mendoza]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—{{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 23
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|-
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|[[Walton Sports]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—{{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 95
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|[[Agan Harrison]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—{{BetaSeason|12}}, Day 61
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|[[Boyfriend Berger]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—[[Fall Ball]]
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|[[Brewer Vapor]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—{{BetaSeason|23#Election Results|@ elections}}
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|[[Hernando Winter]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—[[Fall Ball]]
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|[[Howell Rocha]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—{{BetaSeason|18}}, Day 6
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|[[Marco Winner]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—[[Fall Ball]]
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|-
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|[[Bauer Zimmerman]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—{{BetaSeason|18}}, Day 54
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|[[Russo Slugger]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—[[Fall Ball]]
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|-
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|[[Donia Dollie]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—[[Fall Ball]]
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|[[Margarito Bishop]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—[[Fall Ball]]
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|[[Spears Rogers]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—[[Fall Ball]]
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|[[Cote Rodgers]]
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|{{BetaSeason|1|Return of Blaseball}}—[[Fall Ball]]
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|[[Hendricks Richardson]]
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|{{BetaSeason|2}}, Day 80—{{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 44
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|[[August Sky]]
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|{{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 23—{{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ elections}}<br>{{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}—[[Fall Ball]]
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|[[Holden Stanton]]
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|{{BetaSeason|3#Election Results|@ elections}}—{{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ elections}}<br>{{BetaSeason|6#Election Results|@ elections}}—{{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}}
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|[[Valentine Games]]
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|{{BetaSeason|4}}, Day 25—{{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 22
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|[[Nagomi Mcdaniel]]
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|{{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ elections}}—{{BetaSeason|6#Election Results|@ elections}}
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|-
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|[[Combs Estes]]
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|{{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ elections}}—{{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 98
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|-
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|[[Conrad Vaughan]]
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|{{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 22—{{BetaSeason|16#Election Results|@ elections}}
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|[[Collins Melon]]
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|{{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 41—[[ILB Semi-Centennial]]
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|[[Randall Marijuana]]
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|{{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 44—{{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 84
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|[[Steph Weeks]]
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|{{BetaSeason|6}}, Day 84—[[Fall Ball]]
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|-
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|[[Elijah Valenzuela]]
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|{{BetaSeason|7#Election Results|@ elections}}—[[Fall Ball]]
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|-
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|[[Wyatt Pothos]]
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|{{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}}—{{BetaSeason|18#Election Results|@ elections}}<br>{{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ elections}}—[[Fall Ball]]
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|-
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|[[Edric Tosser]]
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|{{BetaSeason|12}}, Day 61—[[Fall Ball]]
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|-
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|[[Yams Rolsenthal]]
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|{{BetaSeason|12}} Endseason—{{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}
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|-
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|[[Dervin Gorczyca]]
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|{{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 98—[[Fall Ball]]
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|-
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|[[Wyatt Mason II]]
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|{{BetaSeason|14}} [[Latesiesta]]—{{BetaSeason|14}}, Day 78
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|-
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|[[Liquid Friend]]
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|{{BetaSeason|16}}, Day 48—{{BetaSeason|20#Election Results|@ elections}}
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|-
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|[[Mikan Hammer]]
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|{{BetaSeason|16#Election Results|@ elections}}—[[Fall Ball]]
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|-
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|[[Zippy DeShields]]
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|{{BetaSeason|18}}, Day 3—[[Fall Ball]]
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|-
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|[[Riley Firewall]]
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|{{BetaSeason|18}}, Day 6—[[Fall Ball]]
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|-
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|[[Lancelot Kane]]
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|{{BetaSeason|18}}, Day 54—[[Fall Ball]]
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|-
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|[[Logan Rodriguez]]
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|{{BetaSeason|18#Election Results|@ elections}}—{{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ elections}}
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|-
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|[[Jasper Blather]]
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|{{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ elections}}—{{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ elections}}
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|-
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|[[Yams Sokol]]
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|{{BetaSeason|20}} Endseason—[[Fall Ball]]
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|-
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|[[Pitching Machine II]]
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|{{BetaSeason|21}} [[Latesiesta]]—{{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ elections}}
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|-
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|[[Munavoi Rochester]]
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|{{BetaSeason|21}} Endseason—[[Fall Ball]]
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|-
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|[[Quack Enjoyable]]
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|{{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ elections}}—[[Fall Ball]]
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|-
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|[[Liquid Friend IX]]
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|{{BetaSeason|22}} [[Latesiesta]]—{{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}
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|-
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|[[Uncle Plasma IX]]
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|{{BetaSeason|22}} [[Latesiesta]]—{{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}
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|-
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|[[Chorby Short]]
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|{{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 36—[[Fall Ball]]
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|-
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|[[Famous Owens]]
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|{{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 95
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|-
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|[[Siobhan Chark]]
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|{{BetaSeason|23}}, Day 95—[[Fall Ball]]
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|-
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|[[Mags Highlife]]
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|{{BetaSeason|23}} Endseason—{{BetaSeason|24}}, Day 35
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|-
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|[[Qais Dogwalker]]
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|[[Fall Ball]]—End of Blaseball
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|[[Erickson Sato]]
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|[[Fall Ball]]—End of Blaseball
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|-
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|[[Albert Stink]]
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|[[Fall Ball]]—End of Blaseball
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|-
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|[[Sigmund Castillo]]
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|[[Fall Ball]]—[[Season 2]], Day 83<br>[[Season 2]], Day 84—[[Season 2]], Day 88
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|-
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|[[Tyreek Cain]]
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|[[Fall Ball]]—End of Blaseball
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|[[Bonk Jokes]]
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|[[Fall Ball]]—End of Blaseball
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|-
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|[[Jesús Koch]]
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|[[Fall Ball]]—End of Blaseball
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|-
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|[[Jordan Hildebert]]
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|[[Fall Ball]]—End of Blaseball
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|-
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|[[Evelton McBlase II]]
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|[[Fall Ball]]—End of Blaseball
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|-
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|[[Stephanie Donaldson]]
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|[[Fall Ball]]—End of Blaseball
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|-
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|[[Bud Dragovic]]
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|[[Season 1]] Preseason—End of Blaseball
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|-
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|[[Rusty Chavez]]
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|[[Season 1]] Preseason—End of Blaseball
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|-
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|[[Waldo Sudchai]]
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|[[Season 1]] Preseason—End of Blaseball
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|-
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|[[Kitfo Goodwyn]]
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|[[Season 1]] Preseason—End of Blaseball
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|[[Spears Nolan]]
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|[[Season 1]], Day 28—End of Blaseball
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|-
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|[[William Boone]]
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|[[Season 1]], Day 29—End of Blaseball
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|-
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|[[Tyler Leatherman]]
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|[[Season 1]], Day 73—End of Blaseball
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|-
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|[[Daniel Benedicte]]
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|[[Season 1]], Day 82—End of Blaseball
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===Unusual Circumstances===
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==Player History==
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<small> For a list of all former players, see [[:Category:Former Breckenridge Jazz Hands Players]].</small>
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*[[Wyatt Mason II]] (Echoed into Static, [[Season 14#The Second Wyatt Masoning|Season 14]], Day 78)
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{{#lst:Broken Ridge Jazz Hands/Player History Tables|NewPlayers}}
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*[[Kathy Mathews]] ([[Modifications#Super Roamin.27|Super roamed]], [[Season 22]], Day 54)
 
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===Faded to Dust===
 
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*[[Pitching Machine II]] ([[Season 21#Election Results|Season 21 elections]])
 
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*[[Liquid Friend IX]] ([[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22 elections]])
 
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*[[Uncle Plasma IX]] ([[Season 22#Election Results|Season 22 elections]])
 
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===Phantom Thieves' Guild Heists===
 
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*[[Stephens Lightner]] (stolen by [[The Ampitheater]] {{ModLink|Phantom Thieves' Guild|Thieves' Guild}}, [[Season 23]], Day 44)
 
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*[[Campos Arias]] (stolen by [[The Garden]] {{ModLink|Phantom Thieves' Guild|Thieves' Guild}}, [[Season 23]], Day 69)
 
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*[[Lowe Forbes]] (stolen by [[The Garden]] {{ModLink|Phantom Thieves' Guild|Thieves' Guild}}, [[Season 23]], Day 83)
 
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*[[Mags Highlife]] (stolen by [[LA Taquería]] {{ModLink|Phantom Thieves' Guild|Thieves' Guild}}, [[Season 24]], Day 35)
 
  
 
==Season Results==
 
==Season Results==
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[[Season 1]]: 58-41, entered the playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Evil League. Lost 3-0 to the [[Philly Pies]] in the quarterfinals. Received no blessings during the Offseason.
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<small>For more detailed Season Results, check out the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' [[List of Breckenridge Jazz Hands Seasons|Season Results Hub]].</small>
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{{#lst:Broken Ridge Jazz Hands/Season Results Tables|CoronationSeasons}}
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[[Season 2]]: 55-44, entered the playoffs as the 4th seed from the Evil League. Defeated the [[Hades Tigers]] 3-2 in the quarterfinals. Lost 3-0 to the [[Philly Pies]] in the Semifinals. Received no blessings during the Offseason.
 
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[[Season 3]]: 50-49, entered the playoffs as the 4th seed from the Evil League. They lost to the Hades Tigers 3-2 in the quarterfinals. Received the [[Season 3#Blessings | '''Evil Wind Sprints''']] and [[Season 3#Blessings | '''Highway Robbery''']] blessings during the Offseason. Subjected to the [[Season 3#Blessings | '''Headhunter''']] and [[Season 3#Blessings | '''Rigour Mortis''']] blessings.
 
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[[Season 4]]: 58-41, entered the playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Evil League. They won against the Philly Pies 3-1 in the quarterfinals, then were swept 3-0 by the Hades Tigers in the semifinals. Received no blessings. Subjected to the [[Season 4#Blessings | '''Questioning Their Every Decision''']] blessing. In the Season 4 [[Season 4#Election%20Results|Elections]], the Jazz Hands were also hit with '''Targeted Shame''', which states that should the Jazz Hands be shamed, they will start the next run with negative runs equal to their shame.
 
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[[Season 5]]: 58-41, entered the playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Evil League. They won against the Hades Tigers 3-0 in the quarterfinals, then won against the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] 3-2 in the semifinals. They lost 2-3 against the [[Chicago Firefighters]] in the grand championships. Received the [[Season 5#Blessings | '''Seduction''']] blessing. Subjected to the [[Season 5#Blessings | '''The Plan? Hit From The Mound''']] blessing.
 
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[[Season 6]]: 59-40, entered the playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Wild League. They won against the [[San Francisco Lovers]] 3-2 in the quarterfinals, then lost to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] 3-0 in the semifinals. Received [[Season 6#Blessings | '''Single-Season Fourth Strike''']] and [[Season 6#Blessings | '''Gravity Boots''']] blessings, the latter of which went to [[Steph Weeks]]. Subjected to the [[Season 6#Blessings | '''Headhunter''']] blessing.
 
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[[Season 7]]: 55-44, entered the playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Wild League. Lost to the [[San Francisco Lovers]] 3-1 in the quarterfinals.  Recieved no blessings because of the [[Season 7#Decrees|'''Bless Off''']] decree. Subjected to the [[Season 7#Blessings|'''Popular by Association''']] and [[Season 7#Blessings|'''The Shame Bubble''']] blessings.
 
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[[Season 8]]: 42-57, did not make the playoffs for the first time in ILB history. Entered [[Party Time]] on Day 89. Received the [[Season 8#Blessings|'''Precognition''']] blessing.
 
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[[Season 9]]: 46-53, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 97. Subjected to Targeted Shame, but protected by the Wild High '''Fifth Base Bubble'''.
 
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[[Season 10]]: 41-58, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 90. Received no blessings, but did receive [[Wyatt Pothos]] during [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]' fall back to the Immaterial Plane.
 
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[[Season 11]]: 46-52, did not make playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 88. Were assigned the [[Arcana]] '''XVI The Tower''' during the elections.
 
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[[Season 12]]: 57 Wins, 55-42 record, entered the playoffs as the 3rd seed from the Wild League. Lost to the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] 3-2 in the quarterfinals. Received the [[Wills|'''Entrust''']] and [[Wills|'''Infuse''']] Wills to gain [[Modifications|Fourth Strike]] for [[Season 13]] and improve [[Tamara Crankit]], respectively. Received no blessings.
 
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[[Season 13]]: 43 Wins, 43-56 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 88. Received '''Exchange''' and '''Enrich''' wills, swapping [[Holden Stanton]] for [[August Sky]], and gaining the [[Modifications|'''Earlbirds''']] modification. Received no blessings.
 
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[[Season 14]]: 43 Wins, 43-56 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 91. Received the '''Foreshadow''' and '''Infuse''' wills, swapping [[Stephens Lightner]] for [[Bauer Zimmerman]], and increasing the stats of [[Collins Melon]]. Received no blessings.
 
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[[Season 15]]: 45 Wins, 46-53 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 91. Received the '''Foreshadow''' and '''Move''' wills, swapping [[Edric Tosser]] for [[Howell Rocha]] and moving [[Kathy Mathews]] to the lineup. Received no blessings.
 
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[[Season 16]]: 40 Wins, 39-60 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 88. Received the '''Transfuse''' and '''Alternate Trust''' wills, boosting [[Elijah Valenzuela]]'s batting at the cost of defense before rerolling all of Valenzuela's ratings and granting them the {{ModLink|Careful}} modification. Subjected to the [[New York Millennials]]' '''Equivalent Exchange''' will, swapping [[Conrad Vaughan]] for [[Mikan Hammer]]. Received no blessings.
 
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[[Season 17]]: 53 Wins, 52-47 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 97. Received the '''Foreshadow''' and '''Move''' wills, swapping [[Elijah Valenzuela]] for [[Liquid Friend]] and moving [[Mikan Hammer]] to the Shadows. Received no blessings.
 
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[[Season 18]]: 35 Wins, 35-64 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 82. Awarded {{ModLink|Free Will}} for finishing 21st in the [[ILB]]. Received the '''Item Move''', '''Equivalent Exchange''', and '''Foreshadow''' wills, moving [[Steph Weeks]]' [[Items|'''Careful Fireproof Necklace''']] to [[Baby Doyle]], trading [[Logan Rodriguez]] for [[Wyatt Pothos]], and swapping [[Campos Arias]] for [[Mikan Hammer]]. Received the [[Season 18#Blessings|'''Grand Larceny''']], [[Season 18#Blessings|'''Laserlikeness Patches''']], and [[Season 18#Blessings|'''Cape of Containment''']] blessings, the latter of which went to [[Walton Sports]].
 
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[[Season 19]]: -55 Wins, 58-41 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 94. Received '''Shadow Infuse''' and '''Equivalent Exchange''' wills, boosting [[Edric Tosser]]'s batting and swapping [[Wyatt Pothos]] for [[Logan Rodriguez]]. Received the [[Season 19#Blessings|'''Running Practice''']] and [[Season 19#Blessings|'''Feast or Famine''']] blessings.
 
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[[Season 20]]: 60 Wins, 57-42 record, entered the Overbracket playoffs as the 4th seed from the Wild League. Lost to the [[Miami Dale]] 1-2 in the Wild Card Round. Received the '''Move''' and '''Reform''' wills, moving [[Zippy DeShields]] to the Shadows and changing [[Liquid Friend]]'s {{ModLink|Attractor}} modification to {{ModLink|Homebody}}. Received the '''Heads Over Tails''' blessing, making [[August Sky]] {{ModLink|Negative}}. Friend was then pulled from the roster with the end of the [[Investigation]].
 
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[[Season 21]]: 67 Wins, 57-42 record, entered the Overbracket playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Wild League. Lost to the [[Hades Tigers]] 2-3 in the Division Series. Received the '''Equivalent Exchange''' and '''Move''' wills, trading [[Jasper Blather]] for [[Comfort Septemberish]] and moving [[Lancelot Kane]] to the [[Shadows]]. Subjected to the [[Houston Spies]]' '''Equivalent Exchange''' will, trading [[Comfort Septemberish]] for [[Quack Enjoyable]]. Received no blessings.
 
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[[Season 22]]: 65 Wins, 58-41 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 92.Received the '''Magnify''' and '''Item Steal''' wills, giving [[Baby Doyle]] the {{ModLink|2x}} modification and taking [[Doc Anice]]'s [[Items|'''Underhanded Ring''']] for [[Lowe Forbes]]. Received the [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Complete 180''']] blessing, making [[Uncle Plasma IX]] {{ModLink|Negative}}. Subjected to the [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Gachapon''']], [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Record Scratch''']], and [[Season 22#Blessings|'''Subtractor Avoidance''']] blessings, which sent [[Yams Rolsenthal]] to the [[Seattle Garages]]' [[Shadows]], gave the {{ModLink|Skipping}} modification to [[Steph Weeks]], and made [[Collins Melon]] a {{ModLink|Subtractor}}, respectively.
 
  
 
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===Instrumental Skills===
 
===Instrumental Skills===
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Many of the Jazz Hands play at least one musical instrument, which they choose through a mysterious process referred to by such names as "The Instrument Selection Ceremony," "The Choosing," or "That One Thing with the Bolter, You Know, that Thing a Lot of Us Did when We Joined." Though there is no secrecy about the process itself, the fact that it is facilitated by [[Agan Harrison]] means few remember any details. Recordings of Harrison explaining the process turn to static, further obscuring the procedure despite vague memories of ███ willingness to explain. What is known is that players join Harrison at [[Bolter]]'s instrument collection outside of town, which contains a version of every known instrument, and more than a few unknown instruments. When they return to Breckenridge, they have an instrument and are capable of playing at least the fundamentals.
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Many of the Jazz Hands play at least one musical instrument. Instruments were originally chosen through a mysterious process referred to by such names as "The Instrument Selection Ceremony," "The Choosing," or "That One Thing with the Bolter, You Know, that Thing a Lot of Us Did when We Joined." Though the process itself was no secret, the fact it was facilitated by [[Agan Harrison]] meant that few remembered any details. Recordings of Harrison explaining the process turn to static, further obscuring the procedure despite vague memories of ███ willingness to explain. What was known is that players joined Harrison at [[Bolter]]'s instrument collection outside of town, which contains a version of every known instrument, and more than a few unknown instruments. When they returned to Breckenridge, they had an instrument and were capable of playing at least the fundamentals.
  
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Players (and fans) who wish to improve their musical ability in a formal setting are able to attend a local music school with no known name. Few report any memories of their time in class, but all who attend noticeably improve their playing as a result.
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During the time of the original instrument selection process, players and fans who wished to improve their musical ability in a formal setting were able to attend a local music school with no name. Few report any memories of their time in class, but all who attended noticeably improved their playing as a result.
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After the departure of Agan Harrison to the [[Chicago Firefighters]], the original selection process was replaced by a process in which new players jam with their new teammates at the Bolter's instrument collection until they find an instrument that suits them. With this new process also came the tradition of fleecing new players for a non-existent instrument fee, though not all Jazz Hands players support this tradition.
  
 
===Moist Talkers Rivalry===
 
===Moist Talkers Rivalry===
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The team is in an official rivalry with the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] ever since [[Season 2]], when the Jazz Hands and Moist Talkers ended the season with a tied win-loss ratio. The contract to make the rivalry official was signed by █████ representing Breckenridge and ████████ representing Canada. Neither has been seen since.
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The team is in an official rivalry with the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] ever since {{BetaSeason|2}}, when the Jazz Hands and Moist Talkers ended the season with a tied win-loss ratio. The contract to make the rivalry official was signed by █████ representing Breckenridge and ████████ representing Canada. Neither has been seen since.
  
 
In their rivalry, the Jazz Hands invoked a curse upon the Moist Talkers, declaring that they shall suffer "The Dry Silence." What exactly the Dry Silence is, how it would affect the Moist Talkers, or if it has already taken place, is unclear.
 
In their rivalry, the Jazz Hands invoked a curse upon the Moist Talkers, declaring that they shall suffer "The Dry Silence." What exactly the Dry Silence is, how it would affect the Moist Talkers, or if it has already taken place, is unclear.
  
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In a [https://twitter.com/MoistTalkers/status/1302720459528642561 series] [https://twitter.com/blaseball_jazz/status/1302736255873056768 of] [https://twitter.com/blaseball_jazz/status/1303044413048991746 threads] after the [[Season 5]] Elections, the Moist Talkers and the Jazz Hands negotiated, instated, and announced a new contract of rivalry. While the previous terms demanded vitriol between the teams, the current contract only demands vitriol during direct match-ups. The rest of the time, the teams are obligated to interact as friendly rivals, and players are permitted to be friends.
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In a [https://twitter.com/MoistTalkers/status/1302720459528642561 series] [https://twitter.com/blaseball_jazz/status/1302736255873056768 of] [https://twitter.com/blaseball_jazz/status/1303044413048991746 threads] after the {{BetaSeason|5}} Elections, the Moist Talkers and the Jazz Hands negotiated, instated, and announced a new contract of rivalry. While the previous terms demanded vitriol between the teams, the current contract only demands vitriol during direct match-ups. The rest of the time, the teams are obligated to interact as friendly rivals, and players are permitted to be friends.
  
 
===Open Mic Night===
 
===Open Mic Night===
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From the [[Season 5#Election Results|Season 5 Elections]] through the [[Season 6#Election Results|Season 6 Elections]], the Jazz Hands opened its roster in an effort to change up the team's sound, an event now known as the Open Mic Night. The process began with the trade of [[August Sky]] for [[Combs Estes]], included 3 [[Feedback]] events, and ended with the return of [[Holden Stanton]] in exchange for [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]]. Fans continue to debate whether the incineration of [[Randall Marijuana]] and subsequent rise of [[Steph Weeks]] should be considered part of Open Mic Night, or a tragedy that just happened to occur during Open Mic Night. Reviews of the Open Mic Night are mixed; some point to the team's [[Season 6]] playoffs games as evidence that it was, if not beneficial, then at least not as harmful as some suggest, while others cite the team's under-performance in the [[Season 7]] playoffs as proof that it irrevocably harmed the team's chances of success.
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From the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ Elections}} through the {{BetaSeason|6#Election Results|@ Elections}}, the Jazz Hands opened its roster in an effort to change up the team's sound, an event now known as the Open Mic Night. The process began with the trade of [[August Sky]] for [[Combs Estes]], included 3 [[Feedback]] events, and ended with the return of [[Holden Stanton]] in exchange for [[Nagomi Mcdaniel]]. Fans continue to debate whether the incineration of [[Randall Marijuana]] and subsequent rise of [[Steph Weeks]] should be considered part of Open Mic Night, or a tragedy that just happened to occur during Open Mic Night. Reviews of the Open Mic Night are mixed; some point to the team's {{BetaSeason|6}} playoffs games as evidence that it was, if not beneficial, then at least not as harmful as some suggest, while others cite the team's under-performance in the {{BetaSeason|7}} playoffs as proof that it irrevocably harmed the team's chances of success.
  
 
===The Pit===
 
===The Pit===
 
{{Main|Pit}}
 
{{Main|Pit}}
 
An unknown number of players are in the Shadowy depths of the former orchestra pit, awaiting the call to join the ILB. These players are the source of the instrumental beats that highlight home runs, the Seventh Inning Solo, and the musical accompaniment that plays throughout a Blaseball game. A number of stadium facilities exist within the Pit, far more than should logically be able to fit within the space beneath a stadium. Formerly active shadows work within these facilities as stadium staff known as Stagehands.
 
An unknown number of players are in the Shadowy depths of the former orchestra pit, awaiting the call to join the ILB. These players are the source of the instrumental beats that highlight home runs, the Seventh Inning Solo, and the musical accompaniment that plays throughout a Blaseball game. A number of stadium facilities exist within the Pit, far more than should logically be able to fit within the space beneath a stadium. Formerly active shadows work within these facilities as stadium staff known as Stagehands.
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===The Tower===
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After the Jazz Hands were assigned the [[Arcana]] '''XVI The Tower''' in the {{BetaSeason|11#Election Results|@ election}}, residents of Breckenridge noticed that there was now a tall structure in the town. Known as [[Breckenridge#The Tower|The Tower]], this structure is visible from anywhere in the local area, regardless of viewing direction. Players on the Jazz Hands roster find themselves more aware of The Tower than normal residents do.
  
 
===The Thursday Blues===
 
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*Day 84 - Hitter [[Stephens Lightner]] had an [[Allergic Reaction]], reducing their combined stars from 8.2 to 4.
 
*Day 84 - Hitter [[Stephens Lightner]] had an [[Allergic Reaction]], reducing their combined stars from 8.2 to 4.
 
*Day 98 - a Rogue [[Umpire]] incinerated hitter [[Combs Estes]], who was replaced by [[Dervin Gorczyca]].
 
*Day 98 - a Rogue [[Umpire]] incinerated hitter [[Combs Estes]], who was replaced by [[Dervin Gorczyca]].
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===Casting Call===
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During Season 18, the Jazz Hands experienced several losses, causing new talent to be brought in to round out the cast. The new cast had big shoes to fill, but ultimately became beloved by fans.
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*Day 3 - A Rogue [[Umpire]] incinerated hitter [[Tamara Crankit]], who was replaced by [[Zippy DeShields]].
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*Day 6 - Jazz Hands pitcher [[Howell Rocha]] was swapped for Miami Dale pitcher [[Riley Firewall]] due to [[Feedback]].
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*Day 54 - A Rogue Umpire incinerated hitter [[Bauer Zimmerman]], who was replaced by [[Lancelot Kane]].
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===Curtain Call===
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From {{BetaSeason|22}} to the end of {{BetaSeason|23}}, the Jazz Hands saw the departure of several original players from the roster, and sent them on their way to new ventures and opportunities after many seasons in Breckenridge. Departures began in Season 22, when [[Kathy Mathews]] picked up [[Items#Legendary Items|'''The Fifth Base''']], and ultimately ended up with the [[Seattle Garages]]. Over the course of Season 23, several players departed via the {{ModLink|Phantom Thieves Guild}}. [[Campos Arias]] and [[Lowe Forbes]] would ultimately pitch for the [[Boston Flowers]] and [[Stephens Lightner]] would enter the [[Shadows]] of the [[Hades Tigers]]. Season 23 was rounded out with the swap of [[Walton Sports]] with Hades Tigers player [[Siobhan Chark]] due to [[Feedback]]. This mass departure of beloved original players became known by fans as the Curtain Call, a final bow before the involved players moved on to new things and a change in scenery.
  
 
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The mascot of The Breckenridge Jazz Hands as of [[Season 3]] is [[Bolter|the Breckenridge Slide-Trombone Bolter]].   
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The mascot of The Breckenridge Jazz Hands as of {{BetaSeason|3}} is [[Bolter|the Breckenridge Slide-Trombone Bolter]].   
  
 
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Fans of the Jazz Hands who want to contribute noise but do not play an instrument often wear beaded bracelets or other noisemakers on their wrists so that when they do a jazz-hands motion it creates a loud rattling sound. Onlookers have described the sound as "somewhere between marbles falling down stairs and an army of dancing skeletons."
 
Fans of the Jazz Hands who want to contribute noise but do not play an instrument often wear beaded bracelets or other noisemakers on their wrists so that when they do a jazz-hands motion it creates a loud rattling sound. Onlookers have described the sound as "somewhere between marbles falling down stairs and an army of dancing skeletons."
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==Fan Works==
 
<small>Have Jazz Hands fan art? Add it at [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands/Fan Art]]!</small>
 
<small>Have Jazz Hands fan art? Add it at [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands/Fan Art]]!</small>
 
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<span style="font-size: 120%">'''Official fight song (by MackToTheFuture):'''</span>
 
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We are here for the Jazz Hands  
 
We are here for the Jazz Hands  

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This page is undergoing constant changes due to the full release of Blaseball. Information on it might be out of date, or reference old and/or removed content.

This page is about the Jazz Hands as they exist in the current version of Blaseball. For the Jazz Hands as they existed in Beta, see Broken Ridge Jazz Hands/Beta.

The Broken Ridge Jazz Hands (formerly the Breckenridge Jazz Hands) are a Blaseball team in the Awful Evil division of the Evil Conference.

During the Discipline Era, the Jazz Hands originally competed in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League. After the passing of the High Filter decree during the Season β5 Elections, the Jazz Hands were placed into the Wild High division of the Wild League, where they played for the remainder of the Discipline Era and entirety of the Expansion Era. They have been part of Internet League Blaseball since Season B, having previously competed in Ultra League Blaseball during Season A.

Historic Players

For the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' roster as of Season β24, see the Beta Jazz Hands

Name Duration
Tamara Crankit Return of Blaseball—Season β18, Day 3
Tot Fox Return of Blaseball—Season β4, Day 25
Comfort Septemberish Return of Blaseball—Season β6, Day 41
Alexandria Dracaena Return of Blaseball—Season β2, Day 80
Aldon Cashmoney Return of Blaseball—Season β7 elections
Baby Doyle Return of Blaseball—Fall Ball
Stephens Lightner Return of Blaseball—Season β23, Day 44
Kathy Mathews Return of Blaseball—Season β22, Day 54
Bevan Underbuck Return of Blaseball—Season β3 elections
Lowe Forbes Return of Blaseball—Season β23, Day 83
Campos Arias Return of Blaseball—Season β23, Day 69
Ogden Mendoza Return of Blaseball—Season β3, Day 23
Walton Sports Return of Blaseball—Season β23, Day 95
Agan Harrison Return of Blaseball—Season β12, Day 61
Boyfriend Berger Return of Blaseball—Fall Ball
Brewer Vapor Return of Blaseball—Season β23 elections
Hernando Winter Return of Blaseball—Fall Ball
Howell Rocha Return of Blaseball—Season β18, Day 6
Marco Winner Return of Blaseball—Fall Ball
Bauer Zimmerman Return of Blaseball—Season β18, Day 54
Russo Slugger Return of Blaseball—Fall Ball
Donia Dollie Return of Blaseball—Fall Ball
Margarito Bishop Return of Blaseball—Fall Ball
Spears Rogers Return of Blaseball—Fall Ball
Cote Rodgers Return of Blaseball—Fall Ball
Hendricks Richardson Season β2, Day 80—Season β6, Day 44
August Sky Season β3, Day 23—Season β5 elections
Season β13 elections—Fall Ball
Holden Stanton Season β3 elections—Season β5 elections
Season β6 elections—Season β13 elections
Valentine Games Season β4, Day 25—Season β6, Day 22
Nagomi Mcdaniel Season β5 elections—Season β6 elections
Combs Estes Season β5 elections—Season β13, Day 98
Conrad Vaughan Season β6, Day 22—Season β16 elections
Collins Melon Season β6, Day 41—ILB Semi-Centennial
Randall Marijuana Season β6, Day 44—Season β6, Day 84
Steph Weeks Season β6, Day 84—Fall Ball
Elijah Valenzuela Season β7 elections—Fall Ball
Wyatt Pothos Season β10 elections—Season β18 elections
Season β19 elections—Fall Ball
Edric Tosser Season β12, Day 61—Fall Ball
Yams Rolsenthal Season β12 Endseason—Season β22 elections
Dervin Gorczyca Season β13, Day 98—Fall Ball
Wyatt Mason II Season β14 Latesiesta—Season β14, Day 78
Liquid Friend Season β16, Day 48—Season β20 elections
Mikan Hammer Season β16 elections—Fall Ball
Zippy DeShields Season β18, Day 3—Fall Ball
Riley Firewall Season β18, Day 6—Fall Ball
Lancelot Kane Season β18, Day 54—Fall Ball
Logan Rodriguez Season β18 elections—Season β19 elections
Jasper Blather Season β19 elections—Season β21 elections
Yams Sokol Season β20 Endseason—Fall Ball
Pitching Machine II Season β21 Latesiesta—Season β21 elections
Munavoi Rochester Season β21 Endseason—Fall Ball
Quack Enjoyable Season β21 elections—Fall Ball
Liquid Friend IX Season β22 Latesiesta—Season β22 elections
Uncle Plasma IX Season β22 Latesiesta—Season β22 elections
Chorby Short Season β23, Day 36—Fall Ball
Famous Owens Season β23, Day 95
Siobhan Chark Season β23, Day 95—Fall Ball
Mags Highlife Season β23 Endseason—Season β24, Day 35
Qais Dogwalker Fall Ball—End of Blaseball
Erickson Sato Fall Ball—End of Blaseball
Albert Stink Fall Ball—End of Blaseball
Sigmund Castillo Fall Ball—Season 2, Day 83
Season 2, Day 84—Season 2, Day 88
Tyreek Cain Fall Ball—End of Blaseball
Bonk Jokes Fall Ball—End of Blaseball
Jesús Koch Fall Ball—End of Blaseball
Jordan Hildebert Fall Ball—End of Blaseball
Evelton McBlase II Fall Ball—End of Blaseball
Stephanie Donaldson Fall Ball—End of Blaseball
Bud Dragovic Season 1 Preseason—End of Blaseball
Rusty Chavez Season 1 Preseason—End of Blaseball
Waldo Sudchai Season 1 Preseason—End of Blaseball
Kitfo Goodwyn Season 1 Preseason—End of Blaseball
Spears Nolan Season 1, Day 28—End of Blaseball
William Boone Season 1, Day 29—End of Blaseball
Tyler Leatherman Season 1, Day 73—End of Blaseball
Daniel Benedicte Season 1, Day 82—End of Blaseball

Player History

For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Breckenridge Jazz Hands Players.

Modern Player History (Seasons 1-2)

Date Removed Added Cause
Toggle Intrateam Moves (Fax, Voicemail, etc.)
FB 01 00 - Qais Dogwalker 🚤 Fall Ball
FB 01 01 Edric Tosser Fell to 🚤 Fall Ball Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era
FB 02 00 Russo Slugger Fell to 🗣️ Fall Ball Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era
FB 02 01 Donia Dollie Fell to 💋 Fall Ball Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era
FB 02 02 - Erickson Sato 🍗 Fall Ball
FB 03 - Albert Stink 📱 Fall Ball
FB 04 - Sigmund Castillo 🌞 Fall Ball
FB 05 00 Hernando Winter Fell to 📱 Fall Ball Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era
FB 05 01 - Tyreek Cain 🔥 Fall Ball
FB 06 00 Dervin Gorczyca Fell to 🌹 Fall Ball Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era
FB 06 01 Elijah Valenzuela Fell to 🏝️ Fall Ball Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era
FB 06 02 - Bonk Jokes ✨ Fall Ball
FB 07 - Jesús Koch ✨ Fall Ball
FB 08 00 Cote Rodgers Fell to 🍬 Fall Ball Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era
FB 08 01 - Jordan Hildebert 👟 Fall Ball
FB 09 - Evelton McBlase II 📱 Fall Ball
FB 10 - Stephanie Donaldson 🏝️ Fall Ball
01 01 00 - Bud Dragovic 👐 Newly hatched Generated at start of season to fill active roster
01 01 01 - Rusty Chavez 👐 Newly hatched Generated at start of season to fill active roster
01 01 02 - Waldo Sudchai 👐 Newly hatched Generated at start of season to fill active roster
01 01 03 - Kitfo Goodwyn 👐 Newly hatched Generated at start of season to fill active roster
01 18 Baby Doyle Fell to 🌹 Horizon Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era
01 24 Spears Rogers Fell to 📱 Horizon Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era
01 28 - Spears Nolan 🗣️ Horizon
01 29 00 August Sky Fell to 🍬 Horizon Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era
01 29 01 - William Boone 👟 Horizon
01 45 Siobhan Chark Fell to 🥧 Horizon Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era. Knocked Chet Takahashi into the Pies' Shadows.
01 73 - Tyler Leatherman 🔥 Horizon
01 81 Wyatt Pothos Fell to 🌮 Horizon Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era
01 82 - Daniel Benedicte 🎸 Horizon
02 09 Yams Sokol Fell to 🥩 Horizon Was on the Jazz Hands' roster at the end of the Expansion Era
02 83 Sigmund Castillo Joined 🕵️ Can't Lose
02 84 - Sigmund Castillo 🕵️ Can't Lose
02 88 Sigmund Castillo Joined 🥩 Can't Lose

Season Results

For more detailed Season Results, check out the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Season Results Hub.

The Coronation Era (Seasons 1 to 2)

Coronation Era
Season Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
1 - The Return(s) 42 42-48 Entered Party Time after Game ?? The Jazz Hands were affected by the NEW Open the Forbidden Book Decree and received a blessing.
2 - Official Review 49 49-41 Entered Party Time after Game 88 Received no blessings.


Team Overview

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Stadium

The Jazz Hands home games are played in a stadium known as The Pocket. Regardless of the weather outside the stadium, inside of The Pocket it is always snowing. The Pocket has many facilities, including a Smithy, a coffee shop and bar named both The Drip and The Curtain Call, and a radio station named The Pocket Radio.

Instrumental Skills

Many of the Jazz Hands play at least one musical instrument. Instruments were originally chosen through a mysterious process referred to by such names as "The Instrument Selection Ceremony," "The Choosing," or "That One Thing with the Bolter, You Know, that Thing a Lot of Us Did when We Joined." Though the process itself was no secret, the fact it was facilitated by Agan Harrison meant that few remembered any details. Recordings of Harrison explaining the process turn to static, further obscuring the procedure despite vague memories of ███ willingness to explain. What was known is that players joined Harrison at Bolter's instrument collection outside of town, which contains a version of every known instrument, and more than a few unknown instruments. When they returned to Breckenridge, they had an instrument and were capable of playing at least the fundamentals.

During the time of the original instrument selection process, players and fans who wished to improve their musical ability in a formal setting were able to attend a local music school with no name. Few report any memories of their time in class, but all who attended noticeably improved their playing as a result.

After the departure of Agan Harrison to the Chicago Firefighters, the original selection process was replaced by a process in which new players jam with their new teammates at the Bolter's instrument collection until they find an instrument that suits them. With this new process also came the tradition of fleecing new players for a non-existent instrument fee, though not all Jazz Hands players support this tradition.

Moist Talkers Rivalry

The team is in an official rivalry with the Canada Moist Talkers ever since Season β2, when the Jazz Hands and Moist Talkers ended the season with a tied win-loss ratio. The contract to make the rivalry official was signed by █████ representing Breckenridge and ████████ representing Canada. Neither has been seen since.

In their rivalry, the Jazz Hands invoked a curse upon the Moist Talkers, declaring that they shall suffer "The Dry Silence." What exactly the Dry Silence is, how it would affect the Moist Talkers, or if it has already taken place, is unclear.

In a series of threads after the Season β5 Elections, the Moist Talkers and the Jazz Hands negotiated, instated, and announced a new contract of rivalry. While the previous terms demanded vitriol between the teams, the current contract only demands vitriol during direct match-ups. The rest of the time, the teams are obligated to interact as friendly rivals, and players are permitted to be friends.

Open Mic Night

From the Season β5 Elections through the Season β6 Elections, the Jazz Hands opened its roster in an effort to change up the team's sound, an event now known as the Open Mic Night. The process began with the trade of August Sky for Combs Estes, included 3 Feedback events, and ended with the return of Holden Stanton in exchange for Nagomi Mcdaniel. Fans continue to debate whether the incineration of Randall Marijuana and subsequent rise of Steph Weeks should be considered part of Open Mic Night, or a tragedy that just happened to occur during Open Mic Night. Reviews of the Open Mic Night are mixed; some point to the team's Season β6 playoffs games as evidence that it was, if not beneficial, then at least not as harmful as some suggest, while others cite the team's under-performance in the Season β7 playoffs as proof that it irrevocably harmed the team's chances of success.

The Pit

See the main article on this topic: Pit

An unknown number of players are in the Shadowy depths of the former orchestra pit, awaiting the call to join the ILB. These players are the source of the instrumental beats that highlight home runs, the Seventh Inning Solo, and the musical accompaniment that plays throughout a Blaseball game. A number of stadium facilities exist within the Pit, far more than should logically be able to fit within the space beneath a stadium. Formerly active shadows work within these facilities as stadium staff known as Stagehands.

The Tower

After the Jazz Hands were assigned the Arcana XVI The Tower in the Season β11 election, residents of Breckenridge noticed that there was now a tall structure in the town. Known as The Tower, this structure is visible from anywhere in the local area, regardless of viewing direction. Players on the Jazz Hands roster find themselves more aware of The Tower than normal residents do.

The Thursday Blues

During Season 13, the Jazz Hands suffered a dreadful series of mishaps their fans have come to refer to as the Thursday Blues.

Casting Call

During Season 18, the Jazz Hands experienced several losses, causing new talent to be brought in to round out the cast. The new cast had big shoes to fill, but ultimately became beloved by fans.

Curtain Call

From Season β22 to the end of Season β23, the Jazz Hands saw the departure of several original players from the roster, and sent them on their way to new ventures and opportunities after many seasons in Breckenridge. Departures began in Season 22, when Kathy Mathews picked up The Fifth Base, and ultimately ended up with the Seattle Garages. Over the course of Season 23, several players departed via the Phantom Thieves Guild. Campos Arias and Lowe Forbes would ultimately pitch for the Boston Flowers and Stephens Lightner would enter the Shadows of the Hades Tigers. Season 23 was rounded out with the swap of Walton Sports with Hades Tigers player Siobhan Chark due to Feedback. This mass departure of beloved original players became known by fans as the Curtain Call, a final bow before the involved players moved on to new things and a change in scenery.

Staff

Coaches

The team has no coach as the players believe their best blaseball is played when the team is just jamming and not following a plan. This feeling was summed up by Lowe Forbes, saying "blaseball is all about going out there and listening to each other, not some coach".

Campos Arias echoed this point, saying "It's about the groove of it all. About feeling in sync with your players, and riffing off of each other. You can't focus too much on what's happening on the field, you've got to watch for the plays we're not making to really see what's going on." The team refused to comment further as Campos and Lowe had explained it perfectly.

Despite the lack of coach, the team does have a number of staff who work with the team, such as:

  • Jimmy Forest, Head Chef
  • Oakley Sterling, Groove Evaluator
  • Liberty Picante, Kickline Coordinator
  • Holly Woodwind, Timekeeper
  • Charms, Radio Personality, Recording Studio Manager
  • Zee Greenbeans, Pit Druid
  • The Station Master, Station Master of The PIT Network

Mascot

The mascot of The Breckenridge Jazz Hands as of Season β3 is the Breckenridge Slide-Trombone Bolter.

Fans

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The fans of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands are known as the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band. They are known for performing the unofficial fight song of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band Stand Chant, which often lasts for hours. More than once, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band have continued the Breckenridge Jazz Hands Band Stand Chant for hours after a game has ended, sometimes continuing the chant until the next game begins, which causes it to begin all over. Fans are also encouraged bring musical instruments to Jazz Hands games, with impromptu music performances often breaking out in the stands.

Fans have also been known to chant "CATCH 👐 THESE 👐 HANDS 👐" and its variant "CAN'T 👐 CATCH 👐 THESE 👐 HANDS 👐" It is currently unknown how fans can vocalize the sound of an emoji. They can also be heard yelling "GET THE JAZZ IN YOUR HANDS" and "GET YOUR HANDS IN THE GAME" as a call and response.

Fans of the Jazz Hands who want to contribute noise but do not play an instrument often wear beaded bracelets or other noisemakers on their wrists so that when they do a jazz-hands motion it creates a loud rattling sound. Onlookers have described the sound as "somewhere between marbles falling down stairs and an army of dancing skeletons."

Fan Works

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Official fight song (by MackToTheFuture):

We are here for the Jazz Hands
They're here for the Jazz Hands Band
We're the team you just can't stop
The Commissioner is doing a great job


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