Seattle Garages/Season Results Tables

The Discipline Era

The Discipline Era (Seasons 1-11)
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason	Election Summary
β1	43	43-56	Entered Party Time on Day 91	Fans opened The Forbidden Book, incinerating Jaylen Hotdogfingers
β2	46	46-53	Entered Party Time on Day 93	Pseudo-Thumbs improved the Garages' Pitching by 10%.
3	48	48-51	Entered Party Time on Day 97	Pretty Plz? improved the Garages' Hitting by 3%. Pseudo-Thumbs improved the Garages' Pitching by 10%. The Spies' Rigour Mortis accidentally improved the Garages' Baserunning by 10%.
4	49	49-50	Entered Party Time on Day 96	Fans voted for Alternate Reality, calling alternates for Malik Destiny and Ron Monstera.
5	52	52-47	Entered Party Time on Day 96	Fans voted for High Filter, sorting the Garages into Mild High.
6	53	53-46	Seed: 4th Division Series: Won 3-0 vs. Pies League Series: Won 3-0 vs. Tigers Internet Series: Lost 0-3 vs. Crabs	Lottery Pick revived Jaylen Hotdogfingers, sending Mike Townsend to the Shadows. Fireproof Jacket was granted to Oliver Mueller.
7	55	55-44	Seed: 3rd Division Series: Won 3-2 vs. Shoe Thieves League Series: Lost 1-3 vs. Mild Wings	Blind Date stole Oliver Notarobot from the Crabs, returning Luis Acevedo. The Firefighters' Hand-Me Downs stole Oliver Mueller's Fireproof Jacket, granting it to Declan Suzanne The Fridays' The Shame Bubble gave the Garages  Targeted ShameTeams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary.
8	65	65-34	Seed: 1st Division Series: Lost 0-3 vs. Pies	Forever Physical made Ron Monstera  StableStable players cannot be made Unstable.. Promo Code recruited new pitcher Lori Boston. The Garages received a  Home Field AdvantageTeams with Home Field Advantage will start each home game with one run.. New Kid incinerated Ron Monstera, replacing them with Durham Spaceman. The Magic's Lottery Pick pulls Chorby Short from the Garages' Shadows, returning Terrell Bradley.
9	60	60-39	Seed: 3rd Division Series: Won 3-2 vs. Pies League Series: Lost 1-3 vs. Shoe Thieves	Fans Forecast Birds, Blooddrain, and Solar Eclipse weathers, granting Betsy Trombone  Friend of CrowsIn Birds weather, pitchers with Friend of Crows will encourage the Birds to attack hitters. The crows will attack a hitter, resulting in an automatic out., Ortiz Morse  SiphonSiphons will steal blood more often in Blooddrain and use it in more ways., and Malik Destiny  Fire EaterFire Eaters swallow fire instead of being incinerated.. Secret Weapon maximized Garages' Shadows player Goodwin Morin. Out of Sight replaced hitter Nolanestophia Patterson with Shadows player Mcdowell Karim and then replaced Karim with Shadows player Sparks Beans BUT ALSO, MAINLY brought Mike Townsend and Lenny Marijuana out of the shadows onto the Rotation, replacing Ortiz Morse and Lori Boston. Hot Sauce Bar made Theodore Duende  SpicySpicy batters will be Red Hot when they get three consecutive hits.. The Crabs' Fifth Base Bubble gave the Garages  The Fifth BaseBallpark: Teams playing in this Ballpark must run five bases instead of four. Team: This Team must run five bases instead of four. See also: Glossary. The Flowers' The Shame Bubble gave the Garages  Targeted Shame.
10	47	47-52	Entered Party Time on Day 91	Pitching Machine fell to the Garages. Dark Star replaced Mike Townsend with Shadows player Goodwin Morin.
11	55	55-46	Seed: 3rd Division Series: Won 3-2 vs. Shoe Thieves League Series: Won 4-1 vs. Magic Internet Series: Lost 1-3 vs. Sunbeams	The Garages were assigned Arcana VIII Justice.

The Expansion Era

The Expansion Era (Seasons 12-24)
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason	Election Summary
12	53	53-46	Seed: 3rd Division Series: Won 3-1 vs. Fridays League Series: Won 3-1 vs. Shoe Thieves Internet Series: Lost 2-3 vs. Tigers	Betsy Trombone was Infused Nagomi Mcdaniel was Plundered from the Fridays, sending back Greer Gwiffin. The Flowers sent Alaynabella Hollywood in Exchange for Nagomi Mcdaniel. The Worms sent Mindy Kugel in Exchange for Pitching Machine. The Best Defense moved Alaynabella Hollywood to the Rotation and Goodwin Morin to the Lineup.
13	50	51-48	Entered Party Time on Day 89	The Tigers sent Carmelo Plums in Exchange for Paula Turnip. Alaynabella Hollywood was Infused. Jaylen Hotdogfingers was Foreshadowed for Nolanestophia Patterson. The Lift sent Lotus Mango in Exchange for Goodwin Morin. Stow Away recruited new pitcher Magi Ruiz.
14	39	41-58	Entered Party Time on Day 85	Malik Destiny was Infused Summers Pony was Foreshadowed for Oliver Loofah. Chorby Soul was revived via Plunder, sending Arturo Huerta to the Shadows. Min-Max granted Oliver Loofah  MinimalistThis Player plays 75% worse at Maximum Blaseball. and Wyatt Mason X  MaximalistThis Player plays 250% better at Maximum Blaseball..
15	24	25-74	Entered Party Time on Day 74	The Millenials Plundered Chorby Soul, returning Penelope Mathews. The Shoe Thieves Plundered Jaylen Hotdogfingers from the Shadows, returning Conditional Yuniesky. Chorby Soul's  DebtThis Player must fulfill a Debt. This player can cause other players to start being Observed. was Reformed to  UnstablePlayer: Unstable Players have a much higher chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse. Team: Unstable Teams have a chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse.. The Garages were Enriched with  Life of the PartyTeam: This Team gets 10% more from their Party Time stat boosts. Player: This Player gets 10% more from Party Time stat boosts. See also: Glossary. Jaylen Hotdogfingers was Moved to the Rotation. Shadow Running Practice boosted the Baserunning of all Garages Shadows players.
16	34	35-64	Entered Party Time on Day 77	The Tigers sent Hiroto Wilcox in Equivalent Exchange for Lenny Marijuana. York Silk was Plundered from the Moist Talkers, sending back Carmelo Plums. Alaynabella Hollywood was Foreshadowed for Mike Townsend. Alaynabella Hollywood was Moved to the Lineup. Handcrafted Bat Drop granted Quack Enjoyable a Sharp Bat. Shadow Pitching Practice and Shadow Defense Practice boosted the Pitching and Defense of all Garages Shadows players.
17	48	48-51	Entered Party Time on Day 91	The Tigers sent Lenny Marijuana in Equivalent Exchange for Hiroto Wilcox. The Sunbeams sent Brisket Friendo in Equivalent Exchange for Howell Franklin. Jaylen Hotdogfingers'  FliickerrriiingFliickerrriiing players are Flickering a lot. See also: Glossary was Reformed to  Super IdolThis player will earn Fans double the rewards from all Idol Snacks. See also: Glossary. Fitzgerald Wanderlust was Moved to the Shadows. Handcrafted Jersey Drop granting Theodore Duende a Traveling Head Jersey. In a Pinch moved Arturo Huerta from the Shadows to the Lineup.
18	32	34-65	Entered Party Time on Day 78	Theodore Duende was Moved to the Shadows. Quack Enjoyable was sent in Equivalent Exchange for the Sunbeams' Avila Guzman. Brisket Friendo was Alternate Trusted, calling their  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity. alternate. Shadow of the Bats boosted the Hitting of all Garages Shadows players. Class Act granted the Garages  Shame DonorWhen this Team shames their opponent, that opponent will begin their next game with Unruns. for the next season.
19	-36	36-63	Seed: 1st Division Series: Won 3-1 vs. Lovers League Series: Won 3-2 vs. Magic Internet Series: Lost 2-3 vs. Lift	Brisket Friendo was Foreshadowed for Emblem Warhorse. Theodore Duende's Defense was Shadow Infused. Targeted Evolution evolved Oliver Mueller and Betsy Trombone to Base 1.
20	26	37-62	Entered Party Time on Day 72 Underbracket Seed: 1st Division Series: Won 3-1 vs. Shoe Thieves League Series: Lost 0-3 vs. Lovers	Magnify granted Malik Destiny  2xEvery Run that this Player bats in or allows will be multiplied by 2.. Arturo Huerta was Swapped to the Rotation, sending Tot Clark to the Lineup. Terrell Bradley was sent in Equivalent Exchange for the Shoe Thieves' Oliver Loofah.
21	40	30-69	Entered Party Time on Day 91 Underbracket Seed: 1st Division Series: Lost 1-4 vs. Moist Talkers	Theodore Duende's Defense was Shadow Infused. Tot Clark Stole Rai Spliff's Cool Arm Helmet of the Feast. Magnify granted Lotus Mango  2x. Lineup Alternate Trust called  Negative alternates for Lenjamin Zhuge, Wyatt Mason X, and Alaynabella Hollywood.
22	61	49-50	Entered Party Time on Day 93 Underbracket Seed: 5th Wild Card: Lost 1-2 vs. Millenials	Lenny Marijuana's Defense was Shadow Infused. Betsy Trombone was Swapped to the Rotation, sending Fitzgerald Wanderlust to the Lineup. The Pies' Under Taker recruited Lotus Mango. Gachapon recruited a player from each team's Shadows. Recruits included Uncle Plasma II, Castillo Turner, and Lang Richardson. The Worms' Record Scratch granted Malik Destiny  SkippingWhen this Player steps up to bat, they'll start with a randomized count.. The Fridays' Subtractor Avoidance granted Oliver Loofah  SubtractorWhen this Player bats in a Run or Unrun, the polarity of the Run or Unrun will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs)..
23	67	57-42	Seed: 2nd Division Series: Won 3-0 vs. Shoe Thieves League Series: Lost 3-4 vs. Moist Talkers	The Garages received the  ContainmentThis Player cannot spread Instability. See also: Glossary Party Favor. Season 1: Booster Pack improved the Garages by 6%. Season 4: Precognition boosted Oliver Notarobot, Oliver Mueller, and Malik Destiny. The Tacos' Season 22: Gachapon recruited Nolanestophia Patterson.
24	27	59-38	Party Time was Nullified by the Black Hole (Black Hole) on Day 64	The Seattle Garages went  RogueThis Team is Out for a Surprise Attack. at Latesiesta and Incinerated the Coin on Day 82. The Seattle Garages were Nullified on Day 98 The Seattle Garages will Return.

The Coronation Era

The Coronation Era (NEW Seasons 1-?)
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason	Election Summary
N01	53	53-37	Seed: 4th Division Series: Lost 3-1 vs. Wild Wings	Guess Whose Thwack gave the Garages' Lineup 1 Star of Thwack.
N02	43	43-47	Entered Party Time after Game 80	The Garages won no Blessings