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'''Seattle Garages/Season 8'''
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<nowiki/>{{TeamSeason
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| title        = [[Seattle Garages|🎸 Seattle Garages]]
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| season      = Season 8
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| dates        = September 21, 2020 - September 27, 2020
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| previous    = [[Seattle Garages/Season 7|Season 7]]
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| next        = [[Seattle Garages/Season 9|Season 9]]
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| division    = High
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| league      = Mild
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| record      = 65-34
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| favor        = 16
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| div_place    = 1st
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| league_place = 1st
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| ilb_place    = 2nd
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| postseason  = '''Seed:''' 1st<br>'''Division Series:''' Lost 0-3 vs. {{Teamemoji|Pies}}<br>
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| partytime    = Day 102
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| modifs      = {{Modif|Targeted Shame}}{{Modif|Blood Donor}}
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| changes      = <table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;";">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 57%;" colspan="3">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;">Cause</th>
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|8|β08}} 21</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Lang Richardson]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Nolanestophia Patterson]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Pies}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|8|β08}} 42</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Cedric Spliff]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Quack Enjoyable]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Moist Talkers}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|8|β08}} 56</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Allison Abbott]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Paula Mason]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Steaks}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|8|β08}} 71</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Paula Mason]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Paula Turnip]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Tigers}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|8|β08}} 102</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Farrell Seagull]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Summers Pony]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Pies}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Feedback|size=15px}} Feedback</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|8|β08}} EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{NegativeChange}}</td><td>[[Ron Monstera]] </td></tr><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Durham Spaceman]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Blessing {{Teamemoji|Garages}}<br>New Kid</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|8|β08}} EL</td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositiveChange}}</td><td>[[Lori Boston]]</td></tr></table></td><td><table><tr><td>{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}</td></tr></table></td><td>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Blessing {{Teamemoji|Garages}}<br>Promo Code</td></tr></table></td></tr></table>
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| stats        =<table class="wikitable"><th style="text-align:left; width: 13%;">Date</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 60%;" colspan="2">Change</th><th style="text-align:left;width: 27%;">Cause</th>
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<tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|8|β08}} 00</td><td>Jaylen Hotdogfingers' Debt is Refinanced.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModifInline|Debt_Zero}} → {{ModifInline|Refinanced Debt}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">The Microphone</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|8|β08}} 58</td><td>Ron Monstera drained blood from Winnie Hess.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;<small>Pitching {{Star Rating|1.94}} → {{Star Rating|2.50}}</small></td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{WeatherIcon|Blooddrain|size=15px}} Blooddrain</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|8|β08}} 99</td><td>Jaylen Hotdogfingers is now Flickering!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Flickering|duration=permanent}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td style="text-align:center;">The Microphone</td></tr></table></td></tr><tr><td style="text-align:center;">{{BetaSeason|8|β08}} EL</td><td>Ron Monstera is now Stable!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Stable|duration=permanent}}</td><td style="text-align:center;'>{{Teamemoji|Garages}}</td><td><table><tr><td>Blessing {{Teamemoji|Garages}}<br> Forever Physical</td></tr></table></td></tr></table>
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| wyatted      = 🅷🅴🆁🅴 🅶🅾🅴🆂 🅽🅾🆃🅷🅸🅽🅶<ref>[https://twitter.com/BlaseballMic/status/1309567153671008257?s=20 The Microphone, Twitter, Sept 25th, 2020]</ref><br>𝕁𝕒𝕪𝕝𝕖𝕟<ref>[https://twitter.com/BlaseballMic/status/1309569760334553088?s=20 The Microphone, Twitter, Sept 25th, 2020]</ref><br>Jaylen Hotdogfingers is now permanently Flickering!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Flickering|duration=permanent}}
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| decrees      =
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| blessings    ={{Teamicon|garages|size=30px}}'''Forever Physical'''<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Ron Monstera]] is now Stable!<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Stable|Duration=Permanent}}<br />{{Teamicon|Garages|size=30px}}'''Promo Code'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{PositiveChange}} [[Lori Boston]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}<br>{{Teamicon|garages|size=30px}}'''Home Field Advantage'''<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;{{ModGain|Home Field Advantage|duration=season}}<br />{{Teamicon|Garages|size=30px}}'''New Kid'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Ron Monstera]] &nbsp;{{PositiveChange}} [[Durham Spaceman]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Rotation}}<br />{{Teamicon|Magic|size=30px}}'''Lottery Pick'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Magic}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Terrell Bradley]] &nbsp;{{PositiveChange}} [[Chorby Short]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Lineup}}<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;{{Teamemoji|Garages}} {{NegativeChange}} [[Chorby Short]] &nbsp;{{PositiveChange}} [[Terrell Bradley]] &nbsp;{{PositionIcon|Shadows}}
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}}<nowiki/>
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In {{BetaSeason|8}}, the [[Seattle Garages]] finished first in the [[Mild League]] and second in the [[ILB]]. The Garages qualified for the [[postseason]] and were seeded 1st, but were swept by the [[Philly Pies]] in their first playoff series. The Garages experienced five feedback swaps during the season, thanks to [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|Jaylen Hotdogfinger's]] [[Debt|Refinanced Debt]]. In the {{BetaSeason|8#Election|@ Election}} the Garages won a franchise record four blessings, earning a [[Home Field Advantage]], incinerating newly [[Stable]] pitcher [[Ron Monstera]], and recruiting new faces [[Durham Spaceman]] and [[Lori Boston]] to their rotation.
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==Starting Roster==
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{| class="wikitable"
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!Lineup <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|lineup}}</span>!!Rotation <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|rotation}}</span>
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|- style="vertical-align:top;"
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*[[Farrell Seagull]]
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*[[Cedric Spliff]]
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*[[Greer Gwiffin]]
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*[[Allison Abbott]]
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*[[Lang Richardson]]
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*[[Theodore Duende]]
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*[[Oliver Mueller]]
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*[[Malik Destiny]]
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*[[Oliver Notarobot]]
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*[[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]
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*[[Tot Clark]]
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*[[Arturo Huerta]]
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*[[Ron Monstera]]
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*[[Henry Marshallow]]
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!Bench <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>!!Bullpen <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>
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|- style="vertical-align:top;"
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*[[Mcdowell Karim]]
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*[[Sparks Beans]]
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*[[Oliver Loofah]]
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|
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*[[Mike Townsend]]
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*[[Lenny Marijuana]]
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*[[Schneider Blanco]]
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*[[Antonio Mccall]]
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*[[Leticia Snyder]]
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*[[Chorby Short]]
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*[[Daniel Benedicte]]
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*[[Goodwin Morin]]
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*[[Tillman Wan]]
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|}
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==Season==
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===Roster Changes===
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*Prior the the season start, [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|Jaylen Hotdogfingers']] {{ModifInline|Debt_Zero}} was changed to {{ModifInline|Refinanced Debt}} seemingly due to The [[Microphone|Microphone's]] actions.
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*On '''Day 21''', batter [[Lang Richardson]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with {{ModifInline|Flickering}} [[Pies]] batter [[Nolanestophia Patterson]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-09-22T12%3A20%3A30Z here] on Before).
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*On '''Day 42''', batter [[Cedric Spliff]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with {{ModifInline|Flickering}} [[Moist Talkers]] batter [[Quack Enjoyable]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-09-23T09%3A14%3A38Z here] on Before).
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*On '''Day 56''', batter [[Allison Abbott]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with {{ModifInline|Flickering}} [[Steaks]] batter [[Paula Mason]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-09-23T23%3A03%3A39Z here] on Before).
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*On '''Day 58''', pitcher [[Ron Monstera]] siphoned some of [[Winnie Hess|Winnie Hess']] pitching ability. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-09-24T01%3A23%3A17Z here] on Before).
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**Monstera's pitcher rating increased from {{Star Rating|1.94}} to {{Star Rating|2.50}}.
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*On '''Day 71''', batter [[Paula Mason]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with {{ModifInline|Flickering}} [[Tigers]] batter [[Paula Turnip]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-09-24T14%3A25%3A34Z here] on Before).
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*After '''Day 99''', pitcher [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] was in the 6th [[Idols|Idolboard slot]], one of three marked with a microphone icon, and was given permanent {{ModifInline|Flickering|duration=permanent}} by The [[Microphone]].
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*On '''Day 102''', batter [[Farrell Seagull]] was caught in the feedback and swapped with {{ModifInline|Flickering}} [[Pies]] batter [[Summers Pony]]. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0&time=2020-09-26T15%3A00%3A56Z here] on Before).
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===Postseason===
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*On '''Day 100''', the Seattle Garages began a series against the [[Philly Pies]]. The Garages were swept, ending the series 0 wins to the Pies' 3. (Watch [https://before.sibr.dev/_before/jump?day=100&redirect=%2Fleague&season=8&team=105bc3ff-1320-4e37-8ef0-8d595cb95dd0 here] on Before).
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==Election Outcomes==
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===Blessings===
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*'''Forever Physical''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]. {{Teamicon|garages}}
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**[[Ron Monstera]] is now [[Modifications|Stable]]!
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**The Garages had 26% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 22,253 votes were cast.
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*'''Promo Code''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]. {{Teamicon|garages}}
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**[[Lori Boston]] has been recruited to join the Seattle Garage's rotation!
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**The Team had 44% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 117,256 votes were cast.
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*'''Home Field Advantage''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]. {{Teamicon|garages}}
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**The Garages have received [[Modifications|Home Field Advantage]] for the next season.
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**The Garages had 4% of the Votes. The [[Baltimore Crabs]] were the highest bidders with 51% of the votes. 327,322 votes were cast.
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*'''New Kid''' blessed the [[Seattle Garages]]. {{Teamicon|garages}}
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**A Rogue Umpire incinerated the Garages's least Idolized player, [[Ron Monstera]]!
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**[[Durham Spaceman]] joins the team as a replacement.
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**The Garages had 10% of the Votes. The [[Yellowstone Magic]] were the highest bidders with 18% of the votes. 47,154 votes were cast.
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One additional blessing affected the Seattle Garages:
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*'''Lottery Pick''' blessed the [[Yellowstone Magic]]. {{Teamicon|magic}}
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**The Magic reach into the [[Seattle Garages|Garages]]'s Shadows.
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**[[Chorby Short]] answers the call.
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**[[Terrell Bradley]] is sent back.
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**The Magic had 12% of the Votes. The [[Chicago Firefighters]] were the highest bidders with 13% of the votes. 19,593 votes were cast.
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==Season Overview==
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{{Community Lore}}
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===Refinancing===
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After she engulfed the league in flame during {{BetaSeason|7}}, {{ModifInline|Debted}} [[Seattle Garages]] ace [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] searched for a solution to prevent it from happening again. [[The Microphone]] offered her a chance to make a deal.<ref>https://twitter.com/BlaseballMic/status/1307761654881427458</ref> As a result, Hotdogfingers' {{ModifInline|Debt_Zero}} changed to {{ModifInline|Refinanced Debt}}. While this change kept the rest of the league safe from [[incineration]], the Garages were about to face the necromancy consequences they escaped the season before.
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===Breaking Up the Band===
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[[File:Garages Season 8 - Wins Over .500.png|thumb|A bar graph depicting the Season 8 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season and postseason. We'll suck forever.]]
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{{BetaSeason|8}} was the most successful regular season by wins the Seattle Garages have ever seen and will ever see in the first two eras of Internet League Blaseball. It was also a season of change and sudden parting with a franchise record five feedback swaps thanks to Jaylen Hotdogfingers' newly refinanced debt, which now conferred {{ModifInline|Flickering}}. Over the season, the band bid farewell to original roster members [[Lang Richardson]] and [[Allison Abbott]], and longtime players [[Cedric Spliff]] and [[Farrell Seagull]], fundamentally altering the small ball strategy the team had employed in previous seasons. In return, the band received [[Nolanestophia Patterson]], capable base hitters [[Quack Enjoyable]] and [[Summers Pony]], and [[Paula Mason]], until she too was swapped for power hitter [[Paula Turnip]]. The constantly shifting roster somehow did not stop the band's meteoric rise, and they clinched a postseason appearance in record time. Unfortunately, dreams of a pennant were once again dashed when the Garages were swept by the [[Philly Pies]] in the first round of the playoffs. After the regular season, Jaylen Hotdogfingers was granted {{ModifInline|Flickering|duration=permanent}} by the [[Microphone]]. Details of how this change fit into the Mic's bigger plan were yet to be revealed, but Hotdogfingers is embracing her role as an "agent of chaos."
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===New Kids===
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The {{BetaSeason|8#Election|@ Election}} brought four blessings to the Seattle Garages, although their outcome had many wondering if some were really blessings after all. During the election, beloved Garages pitcher [[Ron Monstera]] was stabilized before being cruelly incinerated. To replace him, a bus arrived carrying the enigmatic extraterrestrial [[Durham Spaceman]] and a surprise extra pitcher, interdimensional visitor and DJ [[Lori Boston]], who had accidentally signed up for the team. The additions also expanded the Band's rotation beyond 5 slots for the first time.
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[[Category:Season 8]]

Latest revision as of 21:45, 16 January 2023

In Season β8, the Seattle Garages finished first in the Mild League and second in the ILB. The Garages qualified for the postseason and were seeded 1st, but were swept by the Philly Pies in their first playoff series. The Garages experienced five feedback swaps during the season, thanks to Jaylen Hotdogfinger's Refinanced Debt. In the Season β8 Election the Garages won a franchise record four blessings, earning a Home Field Advantage, incinerating newly Stable pitcher Ron Monstera, and recruiting new faces Durham Spaceman and Lori Boston to their rotation.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Bench Bullpen

Season

Roster Changes

Postseason

  • On Day 100, the Seattle Garages began a series against the Philly Pies. The Garages were swept, ending the series 0 wins to the Pies' 3. (Watch here on Before).

Election Outcomes

Blessings

  • Forever Physical blessed the Seattle Garages.
    Teamicon garages.png
    • Ron Monstera is now Stable!
    • The Garages had 26% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 22,253 votes were cast.
  • Promo Code blessed the Seattle Garages.
    Teamicon garages.png
    • Lori Boston has been recruited to join the Seattle Garage's rotation!
    • The Team had 44% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 117,256 votes were cast.
  • Home Field Advantage blessed the Seattle Garages.
    Teamicon garages.png
    • The Garages have received Home Field Advantage for the next season.
    • The Garages had 4% of the Votes. The Baltimore Crabs were the highest bidders with 51% of the votes. 327,322 votes were cast.
  • New Kid blessed the Seattle Garages.
    Teamicon garages.png
    • A Rogue Umpire incinerated the Garages's least Idolized player, Ron Monstera!
    • Durham Spaceman joins the team as a replacement.
    • The Garages had 10% of the Votes. The Yellowstone Magic were the highest bidders with 18% of the votes. 47,154 votes were cast.

One additional blessing affected the Seattle Garages:

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Refinancing

After she engulfed the league in flame during Season β7,  Debted Seattle Garages ace Jaylen Hotdogfingers searched for a solution to prevent it from happening again. The Microphone offered her a chance to make a deal.[3] As a result, Hotdogfingers'  Debt changed to  Refinanced Debt. While this change kept the rest of the league safe from incineration, the Garages were about to face the necromancy consequences they escaped the season before.

Breaking Up the Band

A bar graph depicting the Season 8 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season and postseason. We'll suck forever.

Season β8 was the most successful regular season by wins the Seattle Garages have ever seen and will ever see in the first two eras of Internet League Blaseball. It was also a season of change and sudden parting with a franchise record five feedback swaps thanks to Jaylen Hotdogfingers' newly refinanced debt, which now conferred  Flickering. Over the season, the band bid farewell to original roster members Lang Richardson and Allison Abbott, and longtime players Cedric Spliff and Farrell Seagull, fundamentally altering the small ball strategy the team had employed in previous seasons. In return, the band received Nolanestophia Patterson, capable base hitters Quack Enjoyable and Summers Pony, and Paula Mason, until she too was swapped for power hitter Paula Turnip. The constantly shifting roster somehow did not stop the band's meteoric rise, and they clinched a postseason appearance in record time. Unfortunately, dreams of a pennant were once again dashed when the Garages were swept by the Philly Pies in the first round of the playoffs. After the regular season, Jaylen Hotdogfingers was granted  Flickering by the Microphone. Details of how this change fit into the Mic's bigger plan were yet to be revealed, but Hotdogfingers is embracing her role as an "agent of chaos."

New Kids

The Season β8 Election brought four blessings to the Seattle Garages, although their outcome had many wondering if some were really blessings after all. During the election, beloved Garages pitcher Ron Monstera was stabilized before being cruelly incinerated. To replace him, a bus arrived carrying the enigmatic extraterrestrial Durham Spaceman and a surprise extra pitcher, interdimensional visitor and DJ Lori Boston, who had accidentally signed up for the team. The additions also expanded the Band's rotation beyond 5 slots for the first time.