Dates
June 28, 2021 – July 04, 2021
Postseason
Win 3-2 against
🥧 Lose 0-3 against
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League
1st in Mild League
ILB Placement
1st overall
Modifiers
Carcinization
When this Team activates the Black Hole , they will steal their opponent's best hitter for the remainder of the game. Unholey
When this Team activates the Black Hole , a random Player on their opponent's Team will be impaired by 1%. 0Players with 0 will always swing at strikes while there are 0 Balls and 0 Strikes in the At Bat.
Renovations
Peanut Mister
A Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy .Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players. Secret BaseThe Secret Base is a hidden base beyond 2nd that allows a baserunner to hide between innings.
Flood Pumps
Flood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier. Salmon Cannons
Salmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark.Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere . Smithy
The Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark. Event Horizon
The Event Horizon will prevent the first Black Hole activation in each game, converting the Overflow to Unruns for your opponent's next game. Birdhouses
Birdhouses invite Birds to come live in your Ballpark.Every time a foul ball is hit in a ballpark with Birdhouses, a bird will be added to the ballpark, reducing its eDensity .
Active Rules
Eat The Rich
At the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%. Party Time
A Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying.See also: Glossary Wild Cards
At the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth . Based Evolution
Every Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home. Free Wills
The bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election. All You Can Eat
Fans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier. Community Chest
Fairgrounds
All games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate. Hype Train
Shaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark. Ratification
Renovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League. Hotel Motel
The Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason , where you Party instead of Score. Turntables
Ballpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. The Underbracket
Every Postseason , the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket. Sun(Sun)
All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared. TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.
Sun 30
When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win. Balloons
A small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark. Bird Hotel
When the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party . Voicemail
When the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows . Sun .1
Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning .
Date Change Cause 22 LS00 🦀 Gift Shop Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition
22 LS01 🦀 Gift Shop Liquid Friend, Mint Edition
22 LS02 🦀 Gift Shop New Megan Ito, Trader Edition
22 86🏝️ 22 96🦀 22 99🦀 22 108🦀 22 EL00 🦀 22 EL01 🍬 Will (🦀 ) Equivalent Exchange
22 EL02 🎸 Will (🍬 ) Equivalent Exchange
22 EL03 👟 Will (👟 ) Equivalent Exchange
22 EL04 🎸 22 EL05 22 EL06 22 EL07 22 EL08
Renovations
+ Birdhouses+ Phantom Thieves' GuildIf the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows . The Crabitat's Light Switch is now OFF The Crabitat was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
Gift Shop
Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition: + Uncle Plasma III , Rotation
- DustThis Player is waiting to be Dusted off. + YolkedThis Player is Yolked! Liquid Friend, Mint Edition: + Liquid Friend II , Lineup
- Dust + YolkedNew Megan Ito, Trader Edition: + New Megan Ito II , Rotation
+ TraderThis Player has a chance of swapping Items with an opponent during a game.
Other Events
Ratification: - Phantom Thieves' GuildUncle Plasma and Liquid Friend are stronger together!
Handful Alternate Trust Enid Marlow Overall
19.2 → 19.2 + AlternateThis Player is an Alternate ...Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized. Kennedy Loser Overall
20.5 → 20.5 + Alternate + NegativeThis Player is a Negative.Negative players have negative eDensity . Lorcan Smaht Overall
15.3 → 15.4 + Alternate + Negative Fairwood Patchwork Overall
13.1 → 13.2 + Alternate + Negative Alston Cerveza Overall
14.2 → 14.2 + Alternate + NegativeGachapon 🦀 - Parker Parra , Shadows
Parker Parra 14.1 → 14.5 Record Scratch Avila Guzman + SkippingWhen this Player steps up to bat, they'll start with a randomized count. Subtractor Avoidance Kaz Fiasco + SubtractorWhen this Player bats in a Run or Unrun, the polarity of the Run or Unrun will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs).
The Baltimore Crabs' Season 22 ...
Starting Roster
Roster Changes
Election Outcomes
Wills
Move
The Crabs vote to move Silvaire Roadhouse to their Lineup.
The Crabs made a roster move.
Move - 35% of all Crabs Will Votes This Filing - 100% of Crabs Move Votes Final Odds - 35% chance of happening.
Equivalent Exchange
The Crabs vote to swap Michelle Sportsman and Jon Halifax.
The Breath Mints and Crabs made a trade.
Equivalent Exchange - 22% of all Crabs Will Votes This Filing - 11% of Crabs Equivalent Exchange Votes Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
Equivalent Exchange
The Breath Mints vote to swap Fairwood Patchwork and Michelle Sportsman.
The Garages and Crabs made a trade.
Equivalent Exchange - 7% of all Breath Mints Will Votes This Filing - 41% of Breath Mints Equivalent Exchange Votes Final Odds - 3% chance of happening.
Equivalent Exchange
The Shoe Thieves vote to swap Jessica Telephone and Herring Winfield.
The Crabs and Shoe Thieves made a trade.
Equivalent Exchange - 33% of all Shoe Thieves Will Votes This Filing - 8% of Shoe Thieves Equivalent Exchange Votes Final Odds - 3% chance of happening.
Blessings
Season Overview