Baltimore Crabs/Season 5
In Season β5 the Baltimore Crabs finished first in the Evil League, and second in the ILB, but were knocked out the the posts season in the first round. They lost Nagomi Mcdaniel in the Election, but won 4 Blessings.
The Crabs finished with the league-best record after optimizing their staff but lost in the first round of the playoffs due to a nervous and overeager lineup.
- Zombies, Run! Presents Horde Hallucinations blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
- Improved the Baltimore Crabs' Baserunning by 17%
- The Crabs won with 29% of the vote. They were the highest bidders. 140,246 votes were cast.
- Rollback Netcode blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
- Improved the Baltimore Crabs' overall by 6%
- The Crabs won with 23% of the votes. They were the highest bidders. 162,553 votes were cast.
- Falling Stars blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
- Improved Nagomi Mcdaniel overall by 20%
- Improved Forrest Best overall by 20%
- Improved Kennedy Loser overall by 20%
- Improved Pedro Davids overall by 20%
- The Crabs won with 5% of the votes. The Canada Moist Talkers were the highest bidders with 12%. 279,417 votes were cast.
- The Plan? Pitch from the Plate blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
- The Baltimore crabs stole the best pitching hitter in the league, Axel Trololol from the Chicago Firefighters. They sent back Joshua Watson in return, who swapped positions to hitter.
- The Crabs won with 37% of the votes. They were the highest bidders. 94,721 votes were cast.
- Seduction blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
- The Jazz Hands stole the best hitter in the league, Nagomi Mcdaniel, from the Baltimore Crabs. The Jazz Hands sent back Holden Stanton.
- The Jazz Hands won with 2% of the votes. The Baltimore Crabs were the highest bidders with 28%. 138,104 votes were cast.
The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.
Finished with the league-best record after optimizing their staff Finn James shone in her new position on the pitcher’s mound, racking up an impressive 16 wins in the season (tying for first across the league), and earning the Moniker “Finn James Wins Games”. Tillman Henderson on the other hand, hit a grand slam in his first season as a batter, Day 53 against the Houston Spies. Naturally it was against a game where we were already up 5-0, and it was the only meaningful contribution he made to that game.
The Crabs made the postseason for the first time, though they were knocked out in the first round. But that didn’t matter, because things had changed...
In a legendary election, the Crabs won four blessings;
- Rollback Netcode, which improved the team by 6%
- Horde Hallucinations, which improved their baserunning by 17%
- Falling Stars, which improved Forrest Best, Kennedy Loser, Pedro Davids, and Nagomi Mcdaniel by 20%
- Pitch From the Plate, which traded newly pitching Joshua Watson for six star pitcher Axel Trololol.
While the Crabs did lose Nagomi Mcdaniel to the Jazz Hands, getting Holden Stanton back in return, they were well poised for their next season.
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