Baltimore Crabs/Season 14
In Season β14 the Baltimore Crabs finished eleventh in the Wild League, and twenty-second in the ILB, but did get drawn as the Wild Card, where they beat the Lovers before being knocked out in the second round by the Moist Talkers.
The Crabs finished 5th in their division matching their season 1 record. However, the Crabs won the mild card, sending them to the Internet Series where they won against the Boston Flowers, then ended their season with getting swept by the Canada Moist Talkers. In the election the Crabs were able to Infuse Tot Fox, and Exchange Crabs veteran Parker Parra for an old favourite Nagomi Mcdaniel. Finally to the surprise of many (including themselves) They also Plundered recently deceased York Silk from the Hall of Flame, sending Enid Marlow to the shadows.
The Crabs build 2 stadium renovations.
- Big Buckets - 4,291,973 Coins Spent
- The Crabitat builds Big Buckets!
- Fortification - - 4,153,533 Coins Spent
- The Crabitat became 7% less Fortified!
Some time after the Latesiesta, The Game Band issued a statement about the results of the Latesiesta, revealing that a bug had been exploited to grant some players impossible wealth, which was then used to manipulate the voting results for the Crabs, Steaks, and Millennials.  They have restored the Ballparks to their proper statuses, in the following fashion:
- The Crab’s Crabitat regained 7% Fortifications, and lost the Big Buckets renovation. The Crabitat received a 7% boost to Viscosity, and the PsychoAcoustics renovation.
The text log of the renovations above will remain as it was on the hour of the event for posterity.
In Season 14 The Crabs were subject to eight parties, and had three allergies cured.
- On Day 27 Squid Galvanic was cured of their peanut allergy
- On Day 80 Finn James was cured of their peanut allergy
- On Day 85 Kennedy Loser partied
- On Day 86 Forrest Best partied
- On Day 86 Tot Fox partied
- On Day 87 Brock Forbes partied
- On Day 90 Pedro Davids partied
- On Day 92 Adalberto Tosser partied
- On Day 92 Forrest Best was cured of their peanut allergy
- On Day 98 Finn James partied
- On Day 99 Luis Acevedo partied
- On Day 5 Parker Parra's 2 inning elsewhere (Watch here on Before)
- On Day 85 The Crab's first ever Party (Watch here on Before)
- The Worms targeted -uis Aceved- for an exchange, opting to send back Enid Marlow.
- The Crabs and Worms made a trade.
- 🦀 - -uis Aceved- + Enid Marlow
- 🐌 - Enid Marlow + -uis Aceved-
- Exchange - 9% of all Worms Will Votes
This Filing - 27% of Worms Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 2% chance of happening.
- The Dale targeted Logan Horseman for an exchange, opting to send back Baldwin Breadwinner.
- The Crabs and Dale made a trade.
- Exchange - 73% of all Dale Will Votes
This Filing - 60% of Dale Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 44% chance of happening.
- The Fridays targeted Baldwin Breadwinner for an exchange, opting to send back Alyssa Harrell.
- The Crabs and Fridays made a trade.
- Exchange - 20% of all Fridays Will Votes
This Filing - 68% of Fridays Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 14% chance of happening.
- The Crabs voted to target York Silk for the plunder.
- FIRE AND SMOKE
YORK SILK RETURNS
ENID MARLOW RETREATS TO SHADOWS
- York Silk exited the Hall of Flame
- The Crabs added a player and sent another to the shadows.
- Enid Marlow entered the Shadows.
- Combined 16.2 → 16.8
- York Silk gained the Returned mod.
- York Silk gained the Debt mod.
- + Debt
- Plunder - 4% of all Crabs Will Votes
This Filing - 22% of Crabs Plunder Votes
Final Odds - 1% chance of happening.
- The Crabs targeted Nagomi Mcdaniel for an exchange, opting to send back Parker Parra.
- The Flowers and Crabs made a trade.
- Exchange - 33% of all Crabs Will Votes
This Filing - 81% of Crabs Exchange Votes
Final Odds - 27% chance of happening.
Season 14: Same as it Ever Was
The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.
The Crabs finished 5th in their division matching their season 1 record. This marked the first time they ever reached party time, and reaped the effects of the Enhanced Party Time Decree. Many congratulated their Miami Dale trade Logan Horseman for helping the Crabs learn to cut loose after so many seasons of cutthroat competition. Over the course of the regular season Crabs players made several trips elsewhere from being swept off base. Notably there was:
- Parker Parra who was gone for only 2 innings, never missing an at-bat.
- Luis Acevedo who was gone for 49 days, tying for the single season record.
- Tot Fox who was swept away on Day 87, and did not manage to return before the end of the season.
Amongst all this, The Crabs were also able to see some familiar faces in a series of three games against the Shoe Thieves where haunted batter Esme Ramsey was inhabited by all three incinerated Crabs; Nora Perez, Combs Duende, and Tillman Henderson.
Despite finishing in the bottom 4 of the league the Crabs won the mild card, sending them to the Internet Series where they won against the San Francisco Lovers, then ended their season by getting swept by the Canada Moist Talkers. During the series Pedro Davids was swept elsewhere, and did not return before the end of the season.
While receiving no blessings in the election, the Crabs were able to:
- Infuse the fan favourite and lovable Tot Fox (Currently Elsewhere)
- Exchange Crabs veteran Parker Parra for Nagomi Mcdaniel
- Lose Logan Horseman and Luis Acevedo, gaining Enid Marlow and Alyssa Harrell from a series of chaotic exchanges involving the Worms, Fridays, and Dale.
Finally with their third will they also Plundered recently deceased York Silk from the Hall of Flame, sending Enid Marlow to the shadows, much to the surprise of everyone - most of all the Baltimore Crabs.
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