Forrest Best

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Forrest Best was a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks, and was with the team since the Season β17 elections until being [REDACTED] on Season β21, Day 82. Best also played for the Baltimore Crabs.

Official League Records

Best joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β5 elections, Best received boosts in all ratings as a result of the Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings.

On Season β10, Day X, Best gained the Flinch modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS. Due to the Crabs' Ascension, Best was absent from the ILB from the Season β10 elections until the Descension.

During the Season β12 elections, Best's defense was increased by 3.2 -> 3.9 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

On Season β15, Day 31, NaN of the San Francisco Lovers hit Best with a pitch, causing Best to be Observed. Later, after play ended on Day 35, Best disappeared from the Baltimore Crabs lineup, and they were Redacted. At the time, Best held the ILB record for career stolen bases, with 709.

On Season β16, Day 50, Best exited the Secret Base at Al Pastor Memorial Park, losing Redacted and gaining the Attractor modification. Upon being batted in by Patel Beyonce, Best joined the Dallas Steaks' Shadows.

During the Season β17 elections, Best joined the Steaks' pitching rotation in exchange for Zoey Kirchner as a result of the Steaks' Foreshadow will.

On Season β18, Day 58, Best became a lineup player due to Reverb.

On Season β21, Day 82, Best was attacked by Consumers, losing their last Soul. Best was then Redacted and removed from the Steaks' roster.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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In Literature

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following poem about Best:

Whose wood this is I think I know
His back is all of crab legs though
And from the trees he did appear
To take the stage in blaseball’s show.

The other teams all find it clear
This wooden monster we revere
Has strength to make the bleachers quake
With psychic blood and oak veneer.

And just before a game he’ll break
Into a bank, that he might take
A plunder either rich or cheap
His pregame ritual to slake.

The crabs will rise up from the deep
And for that time it’s Best we keep
Our dreams set on a series sweep,
Our dreams set on a series sweep.


Cheers

  • "Best's the best!" or "Best is Best!"

Fan Works