Baltimore Crabs/Fan Culture
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The Crabs have a reputation as a hardy bunch. Crabs fans are often seen cheering for draws into extra time. Some suggest they believe this will accelerate the Great Crab Reckoning while others have suggested they merely appreciate a few extra innings. New fans of the Crabs are sometimes referred to as "crablet" or "softshell". Crabs fans refer to players of their team who don't pan out as "Bustaceans". The Crabs fans, though tough and "snip-throat" in competition, are among the most supportive and inclusive teams in the league.
Fans of the Baltimore Crabs are known for running commentary and cheering loudly for their players, and use a breadth of different chants for each one.
The following is a non-exhaustive list of cheers used for the team, players, and former players by fans of the Baltimore Crabs.
- Claws up!
- Claws up for Trans Rights!
- Let's go Crabs baby love da Crabs
- Call: Old!
- Response: Bay!
- "Ain't no laws when you have claws" and its popular variant, "Claw's the law"
- ACRAB (All Crabs Really Are Beautiful)
- Do it for Combs!
- Same as it ever was
- Shame as it ever was
- A Tilly Triple!
- Time for Crab!
- CRIME! (When a base is stolen)
- Crabs Bad! / Crabs Good! (Chanted in equal measures when the Crabs are under- and over-performing, respectively.)
- Same as it ever was (Said whether winning or losing, due to the quantum superposition of Crabs Good / Crabs Bad.)
- Shame as it ever was (variation on the former, for games ended in Shame.)
- The Baltimore Crabs Will Live Forever! (When the team is Unstable, with a tinge of panic)
|Kennedy Loser||That's our dad! / LOOOOOOOSER / Loser's Our Winner!|
|Silvaire Roadhouse||Home Gun / Kilvaire (with her Debt modifier)|
|Alston Cerveza||Beer Run / 🍻|
|Pedro Davids||Carry us home / Vote for Pedro / King Davis / Pedro my prince / Carry the team / MVPedro|
|Lorcan Smaht||Lorcan Smaht is Partying!/Smaht Move|
|Zeruel Kramer||Arm of god, lightning rod|
|Finn James||Finn James Wins Games / Finn James Finns Games|
|Avila Guzman||AVILAAAAAAAA / PARTY ANGEL|
|Kaz Fiasco||KRABZ FIASCO!!!! / What a Fiasco! / Thanks Kaz. (With subtractor)/ Dude. (with subtractor)|
|Squid Galvanic||Don't worry about it / Galvanized!|
|Sutton Dreamy||She's so Dreamy / Dream on / Keep the Dream Alive!|
|Oliver Notarobot||Ollie Ollie Ollie! Snip Snip Snip!|
|Parker Parra||Knock it out of the Parker / Poggers Parra|
|Luis Acevedo||Hard light, future sight, let them walk to first tonight|
|Holden Stanton||Holden Please! / Hold'em|
|Brock Forbes||Brock Our Rock / BROCK FREAKING FORBES (of the Yellowstone Magic)|
|Jacoby Podcast||Rate and Review / Pause them Podcast / plug your Patreon/ Play that closing theme|
|Forrest Best||Best is best / Run Forrest Run|
|York Silk||York Our Dork!|
|Alyssa Harrell||HARREL CHECK|
|Nagomi McDaniel||NA GO MI|
|Montgomery Bullock||LET'S GO MOCO / MOCO????|
|Tot Fox||Too Tot to trot / too hot too Tot / Sun killer Tot|
|Trinity Smaht||GAMETIME! / Smaht Move|
(Hell yeah Fran!! Do the thing with the baseball!! Win the game a lot please!!! Thank you Fran for doing good and or bad!!!)
|Adalberto Tosser||Toss 'em Tosser / te amo Adalberto|
For Other Teams
- We are not from Chicago!
- Call: Never Look Back!
- Response: We Do Not Have Necks!
|Buried||Helga Burton · Pollard Beard|
|Stats||Season||1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23 · 24|
|Circuit||Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4|
|Ballpark||Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark|
|Staff||Crab Scott · Howard and Dwayne · Yurts Trunbo · The Clawricle · Runolfio Peeper|
|Places||Tower of Crabylon · Clawliday Inn · Public Transclawtation System|
|Clawture||History · The Olde One · Carcinization · Memorial Pearls · Crustallion · The Baltimore Art Society|
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