Baltimore Crabs/Season 21

🦀 Baltimore Crabs
Season 21
Dates	June 21, 2021 – June 27, 2021
← Previous	Season 20
Next →	Season 22
Results
Postseason	Win 3-0 against 📱 Win 3-1 against 🏝️ Win 3-0 against 🐅 ILB Champions ●●●●●
Overall Record	69-30
Wins	78
Divine Favor	1
Division	1st in Mild Low
League	1st in Mild League
ILB Placement	2nd overall
Modifiers	CarcinizationWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, they will steal their opponent's best hitter for the remainder of the game.  UnholeyWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, a random Player on their opponent's Team will be impaired by 1%.  0Players with 0 will always swing at strikes while there are 0 Balls and 0 Strikes in the At Bat.
Renovations	Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Secret BaseThe Secret Base is a hidden base beyond 2nd that allows a baserunner to hide between innings.  Flood PumpsFlood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier.  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  Event HorizonThe Event Horizon will prevent the first Black Hole activation in each game, converting the Overflow to Unruns for your opponent's next game.
Light Switch	ON
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.  TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.  Sun 30When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.  BalloonsA small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.  Bird HotelWhen the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.  VoicemailWhen the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 21 72 - Axel Campbell + Finn James 🦀 Fax Machine 21 99 + Ilhan Latch 🦀 Postseason Birth 21 EL00 - - + James Mora II 🦀 Will (🦀) Equivalent Exchange 21 EL01 - Adalberto Tosser + Silvaire Roadhouse 🌹 Will (🌹) Equivalent Exchange 21 EL02 - Conner Haley + Jessica Telephone 🥩 Will (🥩) Equivalent Exchange 21 EL03 - Fran Beans + Evelton McBlase II 🍗 Will (🍗) Equivalent Exchange 21 EL04 - Evelton McBlase II + - 📱 Roamin'
Latesiesta
Renovations	+  Event Horizon +  Voicemail The Crabitat's Light Switch is now ON
Gift Shop	Fireproof, Team Edition +  FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated. Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated. See also: Glossary. Late to the Party, Team Edition +  Late to the PartyThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Lateseason. Ambitious, Solo Edition Zeruel Kramer +  AmbitiousThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Postseason.
Other Events	Ratification: -  Balloons -  Bird Hotel -  Voicemail
Wills
Reform   Adalberto Tosser   -  Credit to the TeamThis player will earn Fans 5x the rewards from all Idol Snacks. See also: Glossary   +  SiphonSiphons will steal blood more often in Blooddrain and use it in more ways. Equivalent Exchange   + James Mora Equivalent Exchange   🌹 - Silvaire Roadhouse + Adalberto Tosser   🦀 - Adalberto Tosser + Silvaire Roadhouse Equivalent Exchange   🥩 - Jessica Telephone + Connor Haley   🦀 - Connor Haley + Jessica Telephone Equivalent Exchange   🍗 - Evelton McBlase II + Fran Beans   🦀 - Fran Beans + Evelton McBlase II
Blessings
Play to Find Out   Lorcan Smaht +  Heist ExpertPlayer: This Player is adept at using a Ballpark's Tunnels. Team: This Team is adept at using a Ballpark's Tunnels.   Montgomery Bullock +  Heist Expert   Silvaire Roadhouse +  Heist Expert   Finn James +  Heist Expert
Post-election
Leaving roamers	Evelton McBlase II to 📱

The Baltimore Crabs' Season 21 ...

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Conner Haley Kennedy Loser Avila Guzman Fran Beans Enid Marlow Zeruel Kramer Alston Cerveza Kaz Fiasco	Lorcan Smaht Montgomery Bullock Adalberto Tosser Axel Campbell
Shadows
Finn James Pierre Haley Rosa Holloway Miguel Peterson Robbins Schmitt Alexandria Hess Joyner Rugrat Javier Howe Elijah Glover Thomas Marsh Matheo Tanaka Bevan Underbuck Hercules Lincecum Samothes Dembélé Jon Halifax Parker Parra Squid Galvanic Samothes Thwompson Pedro Davids

Election Outcomes

Wills

• 
  Reform
  • The Crabs choose to reroll Adalberto Tosser's Credit to the Team mod.
  • Adalberto Tosser re-rolled from Credit to the Team to Siphon.
    •  Credit to the Team ->  Siphon
  • Reform - 43% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 89% of Crabs Reform Votes
    Final Odds - 38% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Crabs vote to swap James Mora and Conner Haley.
  • A Replica of James Mora is granted to the Crabs.
    • 🦀 + James Mora II, Lineup
  • Equivalent Exchange - 48% of all Crabs Will Votes
    This Filing - 6% of Crabs Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 3% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Steaks vote to swap Conner Haley and Jessica Telephone.
  • The Crabs and Steaks made a trade.
    • 🦀 - Conner Haley + Jessica Telephone
    • 🥩 - Jessica Telephone + Conner Haley
  • Equivalent Exchange - 66% of all Steaks Will Votes
    This Filing - 54% of Steaks Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 36% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Flowers vote to swap Adalberto Tosser and Silvaire Roadhouse.
  • The Crabs and Flowers made a trade.
    • 🦀 - Adalberto Tosser + Silvaire Roadhouse
    • 🌹 - Silvaire Roadhouse + Adalberto Tosser
  • Equivalent Exchange - 51% of all Flowers Will Votes
    This Filing - 45% of Flowers Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 23% chance of happening.
• 
  Equivalent Exchange
  • The Wild Wings vote to swap Fran Beans and Evelton McBlase II.
  • The Crabs and Wild Wings made a trade.
    • 🦀 - Fran Beans + Evelton McBlase II
    • 🍗 - Evelton McBlase II + Fran Beans
  • Fran Beans entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 14.6 → 15.1
  • Equivalent Exchange - 31% of all Wild Wings Will Votes
    This Filing - 100% of Wild Wings Equivalent Exchange Votes
    Final Odds - 31% chance of happening.

Blessings

• 
  Play to Find Out blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
  • Crabs' entire Rotation gained the permanent mod Heist Expert.
  • Lorcan Smaht gained the Heist Expert mod.
    • +  Heist Expert
  • --n-g----- B-ll--- gained the Heist Expert mod.
    • +  Heist Expert
  • Silvaire Roadhouse gained the Heist Expert mod.
    • +  Heist Expert
  • Finn James gained the Heist Expert mod.
    • +  Heist Expert
  • The Crabs had 10% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Shoe Thieves with 18%
    19,770,304 votes were cast.