Latesiesta/Season 23

hey
celebration huh
they're all playing?
rising stars
all of them
sounds exhausting
hope there's fireworks
anyway
more gifts from your friends
seems like junk

Renovations

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  Night + - 3,734,011 Coins Spent
  • The Gym will now have more Night.
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  Stables - 3,688,785 Coins Spent
  • The Lift built Stables in The Gym.
  • The Gym gained the Stables modification.
    • +  StablesWhen any Team scores 25+ in this Ballpark, any Instability in the Ballpark will be stabled.
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  Stables - 2,822,656 Coins Spent
  • The Jazz Hands built Stables in The Pocket.
  • The Pocket gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
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  Night + - 2,535,790 Coins Spent
  • The Pocket will now have more Night.
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  Stables - 4,510,578 Coins Spent
  • The Firefighters built Stables in The Fire House.
  • The Fire House gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
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  Ball Pit - 2,840,945 Coins Spent
  • The Firefighters installed a Ball Pit in The Fire House.
  • The Fire House gained the Ball Pit modification.
    • +  Ball PitEvery Foul Ball hit in this Ballpark will add 5x the eDensity that it normally would.
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  Hot Air Balloons - 7,826,719 Coins Spent
  • The Tigers started inflating Hot Air Balloons in The Ampitheater.
  • The Ampitheater gained the Hot Air Balloons modification.
    • +  Hot Air BalloonsA large, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Incineration in this Ballpark.
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  Night + - 7,646,363 Coins Spent
  • The Ampitheater will now have more Night.
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  Blooddrain + - 7,526,578 Coins Spent
  • The Ampitheater will now have more Blooddrain.
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  Stables - 1,772,831 Coins Spent
  • The Wild Wings built Stables in The Bucket.
  • The Bucket gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
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  Night + - 916,708 Coins Spent
  • The Bucket will now have more Night.
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  Stables - 3,358,101 Coins Spent
  • The Georgias built Stables in The Bubble.
  • The Bubble gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
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  Ball Pit - 1,712,663 Coins Spent
  • The Georgias installed a Ball Pit in The Bubble.
  • The Bubble gained the Ball Pit modification.
    • +  Ball Pit
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  Stables - 4,104,700 Coins Spent
  • The Tacos built Stables in LA Taquería.
  • LA Taquería gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
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  Light Switch - 3,019,844 Coins Spent
  • The Tacos flipped the Light Switch in LA Taquería.
  • LA Taquería's Light Switch is now ON.
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  Ballpark Cleanup - 2,048,349 Coins Spent
  • Worldwide Field was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
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  Night + - 1,655,542 Coins Spent
  • Worldwide Field will now have more Night.
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  Light Switch - 6,209,214 Coins Spent
  • The Flowers flipped the Light Switch in The Garden.
  • The Garden's Light Switch is now ON.
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  Glitter + - 5,849,383 Coins Spent
  • The Garden will now have more Glitter.
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  Night + - 5,134,088 Coins Spent
  • The Garden will now have more Night.
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  Stables - 4,390,582 Coins Spent
  • The Sunbeams built Stables in The Solarium.
  • The Solarium gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
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  Event Horizon - 2,853,992 Coins Spent
  • The Sunbeams summoned the Event Horizon to The Solarium.
  • The Solarium gained the Event Horizon modification.
    • +  Event HorizonThe Event Horizon will prevent the first Black Hole activation in each game, converting the Overflow to Unruns for your opponent's next game.
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  Glitter + - 3,333,882 Coins Spent
  • REDACTED will now have more Glitter.
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  Stables - 2,646,722 Coins Spent
  • The Spies built Stables in REDACTED.
  • REDACTED gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
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  Stables - 3,826,454 Coins Spent
  • The Worms built Stables in The Wormhole.
  • The Wormhole gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
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  Black Hole + - 3,957,184 Coins Spent
  • The Wormhole will now have more Black Hole.
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  Light Switch - 5,501,854 Coins Spent
  • The Millennials flipped the Light Switch in Battin' Island.
  • Battin' Island's Light Switch is now ON.
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  Stables - 4,806,698 Coins Spent
  • The Millennials built Stables in Battin' Island.
  • Battin' Island gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
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  Stables - 4,235,347 Coins Spent
  • The Steaks built Stables in The Steakhouse.
  • The Steakhouse gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
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  Night + - 4,329,189 Coins Spent
  • The Steakhouse will now have more Night.
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  Fax Machine - 4,027,252 Coins Spent
  • The Steaks placed a Fax Machine in The Steakhouse.
  • The Steakhouse gained the Fax Machine modification.
    • +  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.
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  Stables - 2,523,801 Coins Spent
  • The Lovers built Stables in The Polyhedron.
  • The Polyhedron gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
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  Birds + - 2,411,162 Coins Spent
  • The Polyhedron will now have more Birds.
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  Event Horizon - 7,324,843 Coins Spent
  • The Pies summoned the Event Horizon to The Oven.
  • The Oven gained the Event Horizon modification.
    • +  Event Horizon
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  Stables - 6,648,182 Coins Spent
  • The Pies built Stables in The Oven.
  • The Oven gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
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  Peanuts + - 6,469,068 Coins Spent
  • The Oven will now have more Peanuts.
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  Condensed Floor plan - 4,066,047 Coins Spent
  • The Garages rearranged The Big Garage into an Condensed Floor Plan.
  • The Big Garage gained the Condensed Floor Plans modification.
    • +  Condensed Floor PlansGrandiosity is 5x more eDense than usual in this Ballpark.
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  Ballpark Cleanup - 3,316,321 Coins Spent
  • The Big Garage was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
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  Stables - 9,190,992 Coins Spent
  • The Mechanics built Stables in The Pillars.
  • The Pillars gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
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  Light Switch - 8,781,066 Coins Spent
  • The Mechanics flipped the Light Switch in The Pillars.
  • The Pillars's Light Switch is now ON.
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  Condensed Floor plan - 6,053,129 Coins Spent
  • The Mechanics rearranged The Pillars into an Condensed Floor Plan.
  • The Pillars gained the Condensed Floor Plans modification.
    • +  Condensed Floor Plans
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  Ballpark Cleanup - 4,902,323 Coins Spent
  • The Cookout was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
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  Birds + - 5,173,638 Coins Spent
  • The Cookout will now have more Birds.
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  Light Switch - 9,928,074 Coins Spent
  • The Moist Talkers flipped the Light Switch in The Gleek.
  • The Gleek's Light Switch is now ON.
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  Flooding + - 8,590,214 Coins Spent
  • The Gleek will now have more Flooding.
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  Stables - 7,436,540 Coins Spent
  • The Moist Talkers built Stables in The Gleek.
  • The Gleek gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
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  Antigraphene - 2,565,916 Coins Spent
  • The Shoe Thieves rebuilt the Fortifications of The Choux with Antigraphene.
  • The Choux gained the ANTIGRAPHENE modification.
    • +
      Unknown mod: ????
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  Night + - 2,105,721 Coins Spent
  • The Choux will now have more Night.
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  Stables - 6,940,505 Coins Spent
  • The Magic built Stables in Yellowstone.
  • Yellowstone gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
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  Antigraphene - 5,051,342 Coins Spent
  • The Magic rebuilt the Fortifications of Yellowstone with Antigraphene.
  • Yellowstone gained the ANTIGRAPHENE modification.
    • +
      Unknown mod: ????
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  Night + - 5,578,595 Coins Spent
  • Yellowstone will now have more Night.
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  Stables - 2,545,427 Coins Spent
  • The Breath Mints built Stables in The Meadow.
  • The Meadow gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
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  Ball Pit - 2,360,656 Coins Spent
  • The Breath Mints installed a Ball Pit in The Meadow.
  • The Meadow gained the Ball Pit modification.
    • +  Ball Pit
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  Stables - 5,925,681 Coins Spent
  • The Crabs built Stables in The Crabitat.
  • The Crabitat gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
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  Light Switch - 4,033,379 Coins Spent
  • The Crabs flipped the Light Switch in The Crabitat.
  • The Crabitat's Light Switch is now ON.

Gifts

• 
  Sunbeams received 2 Gifts! - 5,919,051 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🐅 Tigers - 48%
    • 📱 Millennials - 14%
    • 🕵️ Spies - 9%
  • 
    Ambitious, Solo Edition - Wishlist #1
    • Sunbeams' random Player Son Jensen gained the seasonal mod Ambitious.
      • +  AmbitiousThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Postseason.
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Sunbeams are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the PartyThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Lateseason.
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  Moist Talkers received 2 Gifts! - 7,437,728 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 👐 Jazz Hands - 21%
    • 🐕 Dogs - 20%
    • 🎸 Garages - 12%
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Moist Talkers are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Ambitious, Solo Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Moist Talkers' random Player Lucien Patchwork gained the seasonal mod Ambitious.
      • +  Ambitious
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  Worms received 2 Gifts! - 4,544,826 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 24%
    • 🌹 Flowers - 13%
    • 🗣️ Moist Talkers - 10%
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Worms are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Ambitious, Solo Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Worms' random Player Scoobert Toast gained the seasonal mod Ambitious.
      • +  Ambitious
• 
  Shoe Thieves received 2 Gifts! - 4,206,050 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🕵️ Spies - 28%
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 13%
    • 🗣️ Moist Talkers - 11%
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Richardson Games dropped Slimy Smooth Socks.
      • - Slimy Smooth Socks
    • Richardson Games gained Charitable Steel Chair of Intelligence.
      • + Charitable Steel Chair of Intelligence
      • +  SteeledThis Player has Steeled themselves against incoming attacks.
      • Overall 23.8 -> 23.8 + 0.4
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Shoe Thieves are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
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  Pies received 3 Gifts! - 13,207,106 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🍗 Wild Wings - 31%
    • 👐 Jazz Hands - 25%
    • 🔥 Firefighters - 13%
  • 
    Fliickerrriiing Potion Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Haruta Byrd gained Fliickerrriiing Sharp Aluminum Fireproof Potion.
      • + Fliickerrriiing Sharp Aluminum Fireproof Potion
      • +  FliickerrriiingFliickerrriiing players are Flickering a lot.
        See also: Glossary
      • +  FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated.
        Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated.
        See also: Glossary.
      • Overall 10.5 -> 10.5 + 0.8
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Pies are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #3
    • Lucy Tokkan gained Offworld Squiddish Steel Chair of Dexterity.
      • + Offworld Squiddish Steel Chair of Dexterity
      • +  Steeled
      • +  OffworldWhen this Player hits a foul ball, it will fly Offworld.
      • +  SquiddishWhen a Squiddish player is incinerated, they'll be replaced by a random Hall of Flame player.
      • Overall 11.8 -> 11.8 + 0.4
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  Spies received 2 Gifts! - 6,928,325 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 65%
    • 👟 Shoe Thieves - 10%
    • 🥧 Pies - 7%
  • 
    aDense Infusion - Wishlist #1
    • Catmint Chen's Bat gained the aDense Element!
    • Nitzan Hubet's Bat gained the aDense Element!
    • Reese Clark's Fire Eating Socks gained the aDense Element!
    • Aoife Mahle's Necklace of Strength gained the aDense Element!
    • Comfor- -eptemberish's Parasitic Jersey gained the aDense Element!
    • Eduardo Perez's Bat gained the aDense Element!
    • Fitzgerald Blackburn's Mesh Shoes gained the aDense Element!
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Spies are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
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  Millennials received 3 Gifts! - 13,183,843 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 29%
    • 🎸 Garages - 19%
    • 🌮 Tacos - 9%
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Millennials are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Ambitious, Solo Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Millennials' random Player C-nrad Va--h-- gained the seasonal mod Ambitious.
      • +  Ambitious
  • 
    aDense Infusion - Wishlist #3
    • Andrew Solis' Limestone Hard Sunglasses gained the aDense Element!
    • Patty Fox's Aluminum Cool Arm Bat gained the aDense Element!
    • Sandie Turner's Actual Limestone Cap gained the aDense Element!
    • Greer Gwiffin's Concrete Socks gained the aDense Element!
    • Beck Whitney's Underhanded Cap gained the aDense Element!
    • Bees Gorczyca's Paper Cap gained the aDense Element!
    • Mull-- Pet-r-o-'s Bat of Strength gained the aDense Element!
• 
  Lift received 2 Gifts! - 5,174,176 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🥩 Steaks - 40%
    • 🐋 Whales - 22%
    • 👐 Jazz Hands - 14%
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Lift are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Ankle Halifax dropped Bat.
      • - Bat
    • Ankle Halifax gained Metaphorical Lucky Aluminum Steel Chair.
      • + Metaphorical Lucky Aluminum Steel Chair
      • +  Steeled
      • Overall 16.4 -> 16.4 + 1.0
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  Dale received 2 Gifts! - 4,199,694 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🐌 Worms - 30%
    • 🐕 Dogs - 22%
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 9%
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Dale are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Soul Patches - Wishlist #2
    • Jomgy Rolsenthal's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Jode Crutch's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Rush Ito's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Rivers Clembons' soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Caleb Novak's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Caleb Novak's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Rivers Clembons' soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Rush Ito's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Jode Crutch's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Jomgy Rolsenthal's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
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  Firefighters received 3 Gifts! - 14,287,074 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🦀 Crabs - 27%
    • 🍬 Breath Mints - 26%
    • 🏝️ Fridays - 19%
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Firefighters are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Wesley Poole gained Fire Eating Steel Chair of Charisma.
      • + Fire Eating Steel Chair of Charisma
      • +  Steeled
      • +  Fire EaterFire Eaters swallow fire instead of being incinerated.
      • Overall 21.3 -> 21.3 + 0.4
  • 
    Ambitious, Solo Edition - Wishlist #3
    • Firefighters' random Player Stout Schmitt gained the seasonal mod Ambitious.
      • +  Ambitious
• 
  Jazz Hands received 3 Gifts! - 14,213,083 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 19%
    • 🔱 Georgias - 17%
    • 📱 Millennials - 16%
  • 
    Fliickerrriiing Potion Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Spears Rogers dropped Glove.
      • - Glove
    • Spears Rogers gained Fliickerrriiing Greedy Potion of the Famine.
      • + Fliickerrriiing Greedy Potion of the Famine
      • +  Fliickerrriiing
      • Overall 9.7 -> 9.7 + 0.1
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Jazz Hands are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #3
    • Chorby Short gained Chaotic Actual Steel Chair.
      • + Chaotic Actual Steel Chair
      • +  Steeled
      • Overall 29.3 -> 29.3 + 0.6
• 
  Tacos received 2 Gifts! - 4,473,795 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🔥 Firefighters - 29%
    • 🗣️ Moist Talkers - 23%
    • 🥩 Steaks - 15%
  • 
    Night Vision Sunglasses Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Sexton Wheerer dropped Clutch Helmet of Fourtitude.
      • - Clutch Helmet of Fourtitude
    • Sexton Wheerer gained Travelling Noise-Cancelling Night Vision Sunglasses of Intelligence.
      • + Travelling Noise-Cancelling Night Vision Sunglasses of Intelligence
      • +  Night VisionThis Player will play 50% better in Solar Eclipse weather.
      • +  TravelingTraveling teams will play 5% better in Away games.
      • +  SoundproofPlayer: This Player cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers.
        Team: Players on this Team cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers.
        See also: Glossary
      • Overall 15.2 -> 15.2 + 0.5
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Felix Garbage dropped Noise-Cancelling Blood Ring.
      • - Noise-Cancelling Blood Ring
      • -  Soundproof
      • Overall 15.3 + 0.4 -> 15.3
    • Felix Garbage gained Travelling Fireproof Parasitic Steel Chair.
      • + Travelling Fireproof Parasitic Steel Chair
      • +  Steeled
      • +  Traveling
      • +  Fireproof
      • +  ParasiteWhen this pitcher strikes out a batter in Blooddrain, they'll drain some blood from them.
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  Garages received 3 Gifts! - 13,407,671 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 📱 Millennials - 64%
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 16%
    • 🗣️ Moist Talkers - 4%
  • 
    eDense Infusion - Wishlist #1
    • Summers Pony's Leg Necklace of Vanity gained the eDense Element!
    • Ol-ver Loofa-'s Head Shoes of Fourtitude gained the eDense Element!
    • Kathy Mathews' Frosty Head Necklace gained the eDense Element!
    • Lenny Marijuana's Spirit Socks gained the eDense Element!
    • Parker Parra's Bat gained the eDense Element!
    • Fitzgerald Wanderlust's Squiddish Travelling Socks gained the eDense Element!
    • Aureliano Cerna's Rock Bat gained the eDense Element!
  • 
    Bargain Bin - Wishlist #2
    • Tot Clark gained Chorby's Soul II.
      • + Chorby's Soul II
      • Overall 21.7 -> 21.7 + 0.4
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #3
    • The Garages are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
• 
  Crabs received 2 Gifts! - 5,541,637 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🔥 Firefighters - 41%
    • ✨ Magic - 22%
    • 🏋️‍ Lift - 13%
  • 
    Night Vision Sunglasses Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Kennedy Loser dropped Parasitic Hearty Shoes.
      • - Parasitic Hearty Shoes
    • Kennedy Loser gained Holey Night Vision Sunglasses of Fourtitude.
      • + Holey Night Vision Sunglasses of Fourtitude
      • +  Night Vision
      • +  The Fourth StrikeThose with the Fourth Strike will get an extra strike in each at bat.
  • 
    Squiddish Egg Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Pedro Davids dropped Bat.
      • - Bat
      • Overall 17.8 + 0.7 -> 17.8 + 0.3
    • Pedro Davids gained Squiddish Careful Offworld Sharp Egg.
      • + Squiddish Careful Offworld Sharp Egg
      • +  Squiddish
      • +  CarefulThis Player's Items will not be damaged by standard game actions.
      • +  Offworld
      • Overall 17.8 -> 17.8 + 0.9
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  Steaks received 2 Gifts! - 4,233,304 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🔱 Georgias - 27%
    • 💋 Lovers - 14%
    • 🥧 Pies - 13%
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Leach Herman dropped Wooden Concrete Ring.
      • - Wooden Concrete Ring
      • Overall 17.5 + 0.6 -> 17.5
    • Leach Herman gained Aluminum Chunky Steel Chair of Vanity.
      • + Aluminum Chunky Steel Chair of Vanity
      • +  Steeled
      • +  ChunkyThis player will have 100% more Power in Peanut Weather.
      • Overall 17.5 -> 17.5 + 0.1
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Steaks are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the PartyThis Team or Player will Underperform in the Lateseason.
• 
  Magic received 2 Gifts! - 4,580,574 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 32%
    • 🌹 Flowers - 27%
    • 🦀 Crabs - 16%
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Magic are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the Party
  • 
    aDense Infusion - Wishlist #2
    • Nolastname Sokol's Trader Ambitious Gravity Cap gained the aDense Element!
    • Travis Bendie's Trader Arm Jersey gained the aDense Element!
    • Buck Latenight's Trader Noise-Cancelling Bat gained the aDense Element!
    • England Voorhees' Trader Arm Sunglasses of Stamina gained the aDense Element!
    • Tucker Lenny's Trader Rock Sunglasses gained the aDense Element!
    • Kirkland Sobremesa's Trader Smokey Passionate Bat gained the aDense Element!
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  Flowers received 2 Gifts! - 6,684,362 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🐕 Dogs - 24%
    • ✨ Magic - 23%
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 16%
  • 
    Squiddish Egg Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Jacob Haynes dropped Frosty Bat.
      • - Frosty Bat
      • Overall 13.0 + 0.6 -> 13.0
    • Jacob Haynes gained Squiddish Smokey Wooden Egg of Strength.
      • + Squiddish Smokey Wooden Egg of Strength
      • +  Squiddish
      • Overall 13.0 -> 13.0 + 0.4
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Flowers are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the Party
• 
  Fridays received 2 Gifts! - 5,708,735 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🔥 Firefighters - 29%
    • 🐿️ Squirrels - 25%
    • 📱 Millennials - 12%
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Fridays are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the Party
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Lady Matsuyama dropped Holey Ring.
      • - Holey Ring
    • Lady Matsuyama gained Repeating Chunky Steel Chair.
      • + Repeating Chunky Steel Chair
      • +  Steeled
      • +  RepeatingIn Reverb Weather, this player will Repeat.
        A Repeating player will bat again after getting a hit.
      • +  Chunky
      • Overall 16.8 -> 16.8 + 0.4
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  Lovers received 2 Gifts! - 4,751,645 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🎸 Garages - 24%
    • 🌮 Tacos - 16%
    • 🏝️ Fridays - 14%
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Lovers are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the Party
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Jacob Winner dropped Rock Shoes.
      • - Rock Shoes
      • Overall 16.5 + 0.4 -> 16.5
    • Jacob Winner gained Limestone Holey Steel Chair of Fourtitude.
      • + Limestone Holey Steel Chair of Fourtitude
      • +  Steeled
      • +  The Fourth Strike
      • Overall 16.5 -> 16.5 + 0.2
• 
  Georgias received 3 Gifts! - 13,153,134 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • ✨ Magic - 35%
    • 👐 Jazz Hands - 27%
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 13%
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Jan Canberra gained Plant-Based Steel Chair of Wisdom.
      • + Plant-Based Steel Chair of Wisdom
      • +  Steeled
      • Overall 19.7 -> 19.7 + 0.9
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Georgias are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the Party
  • 
    Bargain Bin - Wishlist #3
    • Steals Chark dropped Slimy Greedy Blood Shoes.
      • - Slimy Greedy Blood Shoes
    • Steals Chark gained Slimy Frosty Cap of Wisdom.
      • + Slimy Frosty Cap of Wisdom
      • Overall 8.6 -> 8.6 + 0.2
    • Steals Chark's Slimy Frosty Cap of Wisdom was repaired.
      • 1 ●○○○ -> 4 ●●●●
• 
  Tigers received 2 Gifts! - 4,412,679 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 40%
    • 🦀 Crabs - 16%
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 12%
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Tigers are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the Party
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Beasley Day gained Charitable Steel Chair of Vanity.
      • + Charitable Steel Chair of Vanity
      • +  Steeled
      • Overall 18.8 -> 18.8 + 0.1
• 
  Breath Mints received 3 Gifts! - 13,380,215 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🔥 Firefighters - 29%
    • 🦀 Crabs - 17%
    • 🔮 Data Witches - 9%
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Breath Mints are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the Party
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Mooney Doctor II dropped Underhanded Rock Socks of Strength.
      • - Underhanded Rock Socks of Strength
      • -  UnderhandedWhen this Pitcher allows a Home Run, the polarity of the Runs or Unruns will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs).
      • Overall 19.1 + 0.2 -> 19.1
    • Mooney Doctor II gained Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality.
      • + Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality
      • +  Steeled
      • Overall 19.1 -> 19.1 + 0.7
  • 
    Squiddish Egg Drop - Wishlist #3
    • Mooney Doctor II dropped Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality.
      • - Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality
      • -  Steeled
      • Overall 19.1 + 0.7 -> 19.1
    • Mooney Doctor II gained Squiddish Passionate Egg of Fourtitude.
      • + Squiddish Passionate Egg of Fourtitude
      • +  The Fourth Strike
      • +  Squiddish
      • Overall 19.1 -> 19.1 + 0.2
• 
  Mechanics received 2 Gifts! - 8,143,171 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🐌 Worms - 20%
    • 🥩 Steaks - 13%
    • 🐕 Dogs - 10%
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Mechanics are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the Party
  • 
    Unambitious, Solo Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Mechanics' random Player Cannonball Sports gained the seasonal mod Unambitious.
      • +  UnambitiousThis Team or Player will Underperform in the Postseason.
• 
  Wild Wings received 2 Gifts! - 4,194,305 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🏋️‍ Lift - 22%
    • ✨ Magic - 20%
    • 🥧 Pies - 11%
  • 
    Soul Patches - Wishlist #1
    • Matteo Cash's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Cell Barajas' soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Cell Barajas' soul was increased.
      • 5 -> 6
    • Matteo Cash's soul was increased.
      • 5 -> 6
    • Matteo Cash's soul was increased.
      • 6 -> 7
    • Cell Barajas' soul was increased.
      • 6 -> 7
    • Joshua Watson's soul was increased.
      • 6 -> 7
    • Fran Beans' soul was increased.
      • 6 -> 7
    • Silvia Rugrat's soul was increased.
      • 6 -> 7
    • Silvia Rugrat's soul was increased.
      • 7 -> 8
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Foxy Kane gained Fire Eating Hearty Aluminum Steel Chair.
      • + Fire Eating Hearty Aluminum Steel Chair
      • +  Steeled
      • +  Fire Eater
      • Overall 9.2 -> 9.2 + 0.3

Post Earlsiesta

• The Lift removed the Fax Machine from The Gym.
  • -  Fax Machine
• Fax Machine was Ratified into Non-Physical Law.
• The Jazz Hands removed the Fax Machine from The Pocket.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Firefighters removed the Fax Machine from The Fire House.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Wild Wings removed the Fax Machine from The Bucket.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Georgias removed the Fax Machine from The Bubble.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Tacos removed the Fax Machine from LA Taquería.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Flowers removed the Fax Machine from The Garden.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Sunbeams removed the Fax Machine from The Solarium.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Spies removed the Fax Machine from REDACTED.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Millennials removed the Fax Machine from Battin' Island.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Steaks removed the Fax Machine from The Steakhouse.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Pies removed the Fax Machine from The Oven.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Garages removed the Fax Machine from The Big Garage.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Mechanics removed the Fax Machine from The Pillars.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Moist Talkers removed the Fax Machine from The Gleek.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Shoe Thieves removed the Fax Machine from The Choux.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Breath Mints removed the Fax Machine from The Meadow.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Crabs removed the Fax Machine from The Crabitat.
  • -  Fax Machine
• Stables was Ratified into Non-Physical Law.
• The Lift removed the Stables from The Gym.
  • -  Stables
• The Jazz Hands removed the Stables from The Pocket.
  • -  Stables
• The Firefighters removed the Stables from The Fire House.
  • -  Stables
• The Wild Wings removed the Stables from The Bucket.
  • -  Stables
• The Georgias removed the Stables from The Bubble.
  • -  Stables
• The Tacos removed the Stables from LA Taquería.
  • -  Stables
• The Sunbeams removed the Stables from The Solarium.
  • -  Stables
• The Spies removed the Stables from REDACTED.
  • -  Stables
• The Worms removed the Stables from The Wormhole.
  • -  Stables
• The Millennials removed the Stables from Battin' Island.
  • -  Stables
• The Steaks removed the Stables from The Steakhouse.
  • -  Stables
• The Lovers removed the Stables from The Polyhedron.
  • -  Stables
• The Pies removed the Stables from The Oven.
  • -  Stables
• The Mechanics removed the Stables from The Pillars.
  • -  Stables
• The Moist Talkers removed the Stables from The Gleek.
  • -  Stables
• The Magic removed the Stables from Yellowstone.
  • -  Stables
• The Breath Mints removed the Stables from The Meadow.
  • -  Stables
• The Crabs removed the Stables from The Crabitat.
  • -  Stables